Witchy Dreams
An Amanda M. Lee Cozy Mystery Sampler
Amanda M. Lee
WinchesterShaw Publications
Copyright © 2019 by Amanda M. Lee
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Contents
Any Witch Way You Can
1. One
2. Two
3. Three
4. Four
5. Five
6. Six
7. Seven
8. Eight
9. Nine
10. Ten
11. Eleven
12. Twelve
13. Thirteen
14. Fourteen
15. Fifteen
16. Sixteen
17. Seventeen
18. Eighteen
19. Nineteen
20. Twenty
21. Twenty-One
22. Twenty-Two
23. Twenty-Three
24. Twenty-Four
25. Twenty-Five
26. Twenty-Six
27. Twenty-Seven
28. Twenty-Eight
29. Twenty-Nine
30. Thirty
31. Thirty-One
Grim Tidings
1. One
2. Two
3. Three
4. Four
5. Five
6. Six
7. Seven
8. Eight
9. Nine
10. Ten
11. Eleven
12. Twelve
13. Thirteen
14. Fourteen
15. Fifteen
16. Sixteen
17. Seventeen
18. Eighteen
19. Nineteen
20. Twenty
21. Twenty-One
22. Twenty-Two
23. Twenty-Three
24. Twenty-Four
25. Twenty-Five
26. Twenty-Six
27. Twenty-Seven
28. Twenty-Eight
29. Twenty-Nine
30. Thirty
31. Thirty-One
32. Thirty-Two
33. Thirty-Three
34. Thirty-Four
35. Thirty-Five
36. Thirty-Six
37. Thirty-Seven
38. Thirty-Eight
39. Thirty-Nine
The Bigfoot Blunder
Prologue
1. One
2. Two
3. Three
4. Four
5. Five
6. Six
7. Seven
8. Eight
9. Nine
10. Ten
11. Eleven
12. Twelve
13. Thirteen
14. Fourteen
15. Fifteen
16. Sixteen
17. Seventeen
18. Eighteen
19. Nineteen
20. Twenty
21. Twenty-One
22. Twenty-Two
23. Twenty-Three
24. Twenty-Four
25. Twenty-Five
26. Twenty-Six
27. Twenty-Seven
28. Twenty-Eight
29. Twenty-Nine
30. Thirty
31. Thirty-One
Witchin’ USA
Last Will and Testament of May Belladonna Potter
1. One
2. Two
3. Three
4. Four
5. Five
6. Six
7. Seven
8. Eight
9. Nine
10. Ten
11. Eleven
12. Twelve
13. Thirteen
14. Fourteen
15. Fifteen
16. Sixteen
17. Seventeen
18. Eighteen
19. Nineteen
20. Twenty
21. Twenty-One
22. Twenty-Two
23. Twenty-Three
24. Twenty-Four
25. Twenty-Five
26. Twenty-Six
27. Twenty-Seven
28. Twenty-Eight
29. Twenty-Nine
Awakening
1. One
2. Two
3. Three
4. Four
5. Five
6. Six
7. Seven
8. Eight
9. Nine
10. Ten
11. Eleven
12. Twelve
13. Thirteen
14. Fourteen
15. Fifteen
16. Sixteen
17. Seventeen
18. Eighteen
19. Nineteen
20. Twenty
21. Twenty-One
22. Twenty-Two
23. Twenty-Three
24. Twenty-Four
25. Twenty-Five
26. Twenty-Six
27. Twenty-Seven
28. Twenty-Eight
29. Twenty-Nine
30. Thirty
31. Thirty-One
32. Thirty-Two
33. Thirty-Three
34. Thirty-Four
35. Thirty-Five
36. Thirty-Six
37. Thirty-Seven
Epilogue
Mailing List
About the Author
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One
“She should just shoot him!”
The vehemence of the statement took me by surprise. It wasn’t just the veracity of the words – but the person who was saying them, as well.
“Who are we talking about?” I wracked my brain trying to remember what we had been idly chatting about mere moments before. The problem is, when I’m talking with Edith, I try to tune out rather than in. She has a tendency to ramble, and I have a tendency to zone out. It’s a dangerous combination.
Edith sent a disdainful look in my direction. With her sharp features and severe bun, she looked like a disgruntled nun more than anything else. The clothes didn’t help. Her vintage pencil skirt hit the mid-calf length and her crisp white shirt was buttoned up to the very top.
“Don’t you ever listen to me?” Edith whined.
Not really. “Of course,” I lied. “I was just focusing on the files for a second. I’m sorry.”
Edith sniffed. She was clearly still put out by my lack of attention. “I’m talking about Sonny.”
“Who’s Sonny?”
Edith emitted what could only be described as a disgruntled growl. “Sonny Corinthos,” she seethed.
“Did he just move to town?” I’m often lost during conversations with Edith – she meanders from topic to topic at a fantastic pace – but this was ridiculous.
“He’s not real,” Edith practically bellowed as she gestured emphatically toward the television.
I glanced up from my place on the floor. I was sitting cross-legged and I had about twenty different files opened and scattered around me. The two of us were in the file room at The Whistler, Hemlock Cove’s lone weekly newspaper. We were looking for a list of the area’s haunted houses and corn mazes – which I had accidentally lost. I was hoping beyond hope I’d just shoved it in another file and not actually misplaced it for good.
When my gaze rested on the television that was perched on the countertop, I realized Edith was talking about a character from her soap opera.
“He’s the mobster, right?”
Edith nodded. She’d become distracted by the television again.
“In my day, young lady, you didn’t worship mobsters and treat them like heroes. In my day, the true heroes were the soldiers risking their lives for our country ... and professional baseball players.”
I internally snickered. Edith always did have a soft spot for professional athletes. Baseball and golf, that is, never basketball and football.
“If you don’t like him, why are you watching?”
Edith seemed to consider the question seriously for a second. I found it entertaining that she was giving a query about fictional characters on a daytime soap as much thought as she would one about the history of women’s suffrage. I didn’t give my laughter any volume, though.
“I just think the show would be better without mobsters as heroes,” she finally said. “It is called General Hospital, after all.”
“There’s a lot of other stuff you could be watching,” I suggested. “There are whole channels dedicated to cooking shows – if you’re bored, that is.”
“Young lady, when you get to be my age, you’re always bored,” she said. “Why would you think I would want to watch a cooking show? It’s not exactly a talent that I can utilize.”
This was true.
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Despite myself, I found I couldn’t stop glancing up at the television, though. “Who is that blond guy?”
Edith smiled to herself at my question. “That’s A.J. He came back from the dead a couple of months ago.”
“And why is he fighting with that little guy?”
“They share a son.”
“Oh, they’re gay?” Soaps were getting more and more progressive.
“No. Sonny stole A.J.’s son and raised him as his own.”
“Huh. I could have sworn they were gay given the hair gel issues they share.”
If Edith got my humor, she didn’t let on. Instead, she’d apparently decided to ignore my soap opera commentary. I didn’t blame her.
After a few more minutes of shuffling through folders, I found what I was looking for. “I found it,” I crowed.
“Good for you, dear,” Edith said absentmindedly as she distractedly waved me off. She was fully entranced with the soap again. It was probably because the two men in question were arguing shirtless. It was a little distracting.
I packed the files back up and carefully placed them in their proper positions in the file cabinets and then took the small stack of papers I’d been looking for back out into the empty newsroom. I’m one of only two full-time employees at the paper – and we work different shifts – so we don’t overlap all that often.
Hemlock Cove is a small town in northern lower-Michigan. About twenty years ago, seeing the writing on the wall when it came to the town’s survival in a flagging economy, the town officials decided to do something drastic. They rebranded the village as a tourist community that appealed to paranormal enthusiasts. I’m not making it up. Honest.
Hemlock Cove was a beautiful small town, after all, but it had no manufacturing base to build an economy on once the local tire factory shut down for good. That left the people in the area with a tough choice: Stay behind and struggle or move on.
Essentially, with the rebranding effort, town officials thought they would be able to sell Hemlock Cove as a vacation destination for the horror movie crowd. A lot of the townspeople voiced their concerns – but their religious objections ended up taking a backseat to the town’s survival. It was fake, after all. They convinced themselves it was no different than a movie.
The town is unique, even for Michigan. We had minor access to Lake Michigan and a quaint downtown that was more cobblestone than asphalt. Some of the older Victorian homes in the area were turned into bed and breakfasts while many of the shops were converted into kitschy herbal remedy stores and porcelain unicorn peddlers.
Because of the town’s location, we also had a local resort that was thriving – as long as it was during the winter for skiing or the summer for golfing. Luckily, given the location of Hemlock Cove, the fall was also a busy time thanks to the ever-changing color of the expansive forests that swallowed the small community.
In essence, the town had turned itself into a little Salem, Massachusetts – and they did it without burning anyone at the stake. At least to my knowledge, that is.
Enough about the town, though. Let me introduce you to myself. My name is Bay Winchester – and I’m a witch.
After what I just told you, I would wager you think I’m a “witch” to fit in with the town’s rebranding.
The truth is, though, I really am a witch. My whole family is full of them. We’re not dark witches, with warts on our noses and conical hats on our heads, who ride around on brooms. We’re also not good witches who dress in some satin concoction that’s akin to Pepto Bismol and bless people with sparkly wands either. No, we’re the kind of witches who draw our power from the earth. We don’t curse people – unless they really deserve it – and we don’t bestow wishes like fairy godmothers. I guess it’s fair to say that we’re all Earth witches – not wicked witches.
You might ask yourself what it’s like to be a real witch in a town that glorifies witches. You would probably think it’s great. Well, the truth is, it’s not.
Not only does everyone in town know my family is inundated with actual witches – but they also wish they could burn us at the stake. No joke. Okay, maybe it’s a slight exaggeration. They don’t want to burn us at the stake; they just want to chase us with pitchforks.
It’s often said that people fear what they don’t understand. The town understood that it had to rebrand itself – and the best way to do it was find a niche and go with it. Sure, they picked a supernatural niche – and it paid off. That didn’t mean they were going to embrace the actual witches in the town, though. Fake witches are good, real witches are bad.
That’s why, after I graduated from college, I moved down to Detroit to be a ‘real’ journalist. For a couple of years, I fed off the violence and non-stop action that the city offered. I perfected my craft and embraced the urban atmosphere.
I loved the city – but I often felt my heart being pulled back to my country roots. Then, the economy bottomed out, and I found myself on the unemployment line. I tried to stay in the city as long as I could, but there were no jobs to be had.
So, five years ago, I moved back home and started working at a small weekly with an average circulation of 15,000 readers. Some people might think it’s a step down. Me? I just thought of it as a lateral move. There were no exciting murders or ghoulish traffic accidents, but I was home. I felt more settled in the shade of the elm trees that had nurtured me as a child. I didn’t think of it as a loss. It wasn’t really a win, though, either.
When I was a kid, I was embarrassed by the disdain I felt emanating from the townspeople. I used to think they were just scared of us. And, to an extent, they are. It’s more than that, though. The townspeople fear what they don’t understand, but they also covet what they can’t have. They think we have power – and we do – but it’s not the power they would wish for.
What they don’t realize, is that sometimes these powers are a curse as much as they are a blessing.
What I’m truly grateful to the city for instilling in me is a thick skin. The townspeople don’t bother me anymore. They can’t. Now I pretend I don’t hear their whispers – and mostly I don’t. I take power from their disdain. I have become what they truly fear – empowered.
Of course, I’m also ridiculously co-dependent where family is concerned and often browbeaten into doing something stupid by a well-meaning but meandering relative who doesn’t know any better. We’re like Duck Dynasty – without the millions and the non-stop hunting. Oh, and the rampant sexism, of course.
“Bay,” Edith had wandered through the open door into my office. The nameplate on the front door said “editor.” The truth is though, in a paper this size, I was an editor, photographer, editorial assistant, and reporter all rolled into one.
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