“Yeah.”
“Well, they were interesting and yet not surprising.”
“What do you mean?”
“We were right about the hearts being removed.”
“We already knew that.”
“It looks like someone tried to sew the bodies back up afterward, though.”
“What? It didn’t work?”
“It’s not as easy as it sounds, especially when you’re using sewing thread.” Chief Terry grimaced, despite himself.
“Sewing thread? Gross.”
“Yeah.”
“Why would someone use sewing thread?”
“I don’t know. Maybe it’s all they had access to.” Chief Terry looked as confused by the new tidbit of information as I felt.
“Why sew them up to begin with?”
“That’s an even better question. All I can think is that maybe they thought it would make the bodies easier to transport if they didn’t have huge gaping wounds. Maybe it was simply an attempt to cut down on the amount of blood they left behind when they were dragging the body through the maze.”
Hmm. “Anything else?”
“As best as we can put it together, Shane Haskell was kept alive for about seven hours before he was killed.”
“Did he have defensive wounds? Did he fight them?”
“There was some wear on the body, but the pathologist believes that was from dragging him through the corn maze after he was dead.”
“So he was killed someplace else?”
“That’s what it looks like.”
“Well, that makes sense. There wasn’t a lot of blood at the scene. Either scene, for that matter.”
“No.”
“Do you think they did it in their vehicle?”
“Probably not. That would be a big risk if they were pulled over,” Chief Terry said.
True.
“Plus, that’s not a lot of room to work with when you’re trying to cut someone’s heart out,” he expounded. “I have never done it personally, but I would imagine that you need a little more room to maneuver when you’re cutting through that much bone.”
“That means we’re looking for a secondary location entirely.”
“And if we don’t know what we’re looking for, it makes it that much harder to find,” Chief Terry admitted.
“It’s probably closer to here than Traverse City, though.” I don’t know why I believed that, I had no actual proof, but the minute I said it something in my mind clicked. It felt like the truth.
“That would be my guess, too,” Chief Terry agreed.
“Anything else?”
“We’re still waiting for the toxicology results,” he said. “Those won’t be in for at least another day, maybe two. They’re putting a rush on them, but they still take time. We’ll probably know more after that.”
I got up from the chair. “Well, keep me in the loop.”
“I will.”
As I exited his office, I turned back. “Don’t forget dinner. It starts at 7 p.m.”
“I’ll be there.”
I went back to Hypnotic after I was done at Chief Terry’s office. Clove was busy doing a Tarot reading for a young couple when I entered, so I sat down on the couch and kept what I’d just learned to myself. I didn’t want to freak anyone out.
Thistle was behind the counter. She met my gaze but didn’t say anything.
Clove finished up the reading about fifteen minutes later, but the tourists didn’t immediately leave. Instead, they started perusing the store. They looked like they were going to be awhile. Clove joined me on the couch.
“I invited Chief Terry to dinner,” I said finally.
“Why?”
“No reason. I just thought he could use a good meal.”
“I know why,” Thistle practically sang from behind the counter.
I glared in her general direction.
“Why?” Clove asked.
“Because she thinks Aunt Tillie is less likely to exact revenge with a member of law enforcement in attendance.”
“That’s not why,” I protested. “I like Chief Terry. I thought he deserved a home cooked meal.”
“You’re the worst liar ever,” Clove laughed.
The couple was now up at the register and checking out with a variety of trinkets and power crystals. Thistle conversationally chatted with them. “Are you guys staying locally?”
“Yes, we just checked into The Overlook this afternoon,” the woman said enthusiastically.
“Oh, really, that’s my mom’s place … well, all of our moms own it together,” Thistle gestured to Clove and me.
“Oh, it’s so cool,” the woman enthused. “We had lunch there today, too, and it was amazing. We’re looking forward to dinner there tonight.”
“We’ll all be there, too,” Thistle said warmly. “It should be an entertaining evening.” Her gaze met mine. I wanted to flip her off, but I knew better than doing it in front of customers.
“Do you eat dinner there every night?” The woman seemed genuinely curious.
“Not every night,” Thistle said. “We go up there a couple of times a week, though. It’s a way for us to all be together as a family.”
“That’s sounds really nice,” the woman said sincerely.
“Oh, it is,” Clove stifled a laugh. “It’s going to be really fun tonight. A lot of precious family time.”
I just hoped my mom had hidden the meat cleaver.
“Why?” The woman asked.
Clove looked like she wasn’t quite sure what she wanted to say. A family joke is only funny to the actual family at the center of it. Any way she tried to explain it, things were going to look odd to strangers.
“We just think people are going to be excited because all of the town activity,” Thistle said smoothly.
“Oh, you mean the murders?” The woman said sagely.
“Yes, the murders.”
“Yeah, we heard about them on the news. That’s terrible. Do you think the corn mazes will be open this week? That’s one of the reasons we came.”
That was a little morbid. “I don’t know,” I said carefully. “Maybe.”
After the couple left, I filled Clove and Thistle in on the autopsy results. I was still bothered by the couple’s curiosity about the corn mazes. It didn’t sit right with me. Were people coming to town just because of the murders? Had the television reporter been right?
Eighteen
I rode back to the inn with Thistle and Clove – and my panic continued to grow exponentially during the drive. We stopped at the guesthouse long enough to drop off our purses and then headed for The Overlook. I was understandably nervous.
“Don’t let her see you’re scared,” Thistle warned me. “She can smell fear. She’s like a dog that way.”
“Maybe Bay should act like a dog,” Clove suggested.
“What do you mean?”
“You know, roll over on the floor and expose your belly. Show her you’re subservient.” Clove’s dimple came out to play.
I slapped Clove’s hand away when she reached out and tried to pet me. “You’re so not funny.”
“I think we’re funny,” Clove giggled.
“I think we’re downright hilarious,” Thistle agreed.
Clove opened the door into the back living quarters and stepped into the room first. I let Thistle follow her – but I remained on the front stoop, frozen in fear.
Clove tilted her head back out the door and regarded me. “Why don’t you just come in and get it over with. Your fear is bound to be worse than any punishment she’ll actually think up.”
“That’s not true,” I argued. “Remember when we were kids and we all cut each other’s hair and she cursed us for six months so our hair wouldn’t grow and we were stuck looking like that for what seemed like forever?”
“Well, we never cut our own hair again, did we?” Thistle said reasonably.
“I didn’t touch scissors for ten years,” Clove admitted.
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“I’m not comfortable with my hairdresser coming at me with scissors even now,” I countered ruefully.
“She’s getting old,” Thistle chided. “She probably already forgot what she was mad at you about. Maybe she’ll just swear at you a couple of times, kick you in the shins and move on?”
That would be nice – but I knew I wouldn’t be that lucky.
I finally swallowed as much fear as I could – shoving it down into an uncomfortable mass in the pit of my stomach – and wandered into the den. I wanted to sigh out loud when I saw that the room was happily vacant. “Why didn’t you tell me no one was in here?” I hissed at Thistle.
“Because that would have been the nice thing to do,” she said simply. “I’m feeling anything but nice tonight.”
What makes tonight different than any other night? She really is my least favorite cousin.
“I agree with Thistle,” Clove said with an uneven smile. “Watching you get terrorized by Aunt Tillie is pretty much going to be the highlight of my evening.”
And yet I liked Thistle better than Clove.
I stiffened when I heard a pair of heels clacking on the hardwood floor coming from the kitchen. I didn’t release the breath I’d been holding hostage until I caught sight of Twila. She smiled warmly when she saw us all. When her gaze met mine, though, I swear I saw a hint of sympathy flash across her face.
“Hi, Mom,” Thistle greeted her. “Is Aunt Tillie on a rampage after Bay, or what?” Thistle never met a thought she didn’t immediately utter.
“Whatever do you mean, dear,” Twila feigned ignorance. She never met a lie she didn’t immediately bungle.
“Yeah, that doesn’t work on us, Mom,” Thistle admonished her. “We know when you’re lying – and you’re telling a big old whopper right now. Besides, we already heard Aunt Tillie is gunning for Bay.”
“Who told you that?” she asked suspiciously.
“Well, Edith herself told Bay. Then Chief Terry might have mentioned something to her when she stopped by his office this afternoon. Oh, and let’s not forget that you told me that very thing over the phone when you talked to me this afternoon,” Thistle’s voice was practically dripping with sarcasm by the time she was done with her diatribe.
“No one likes a bitch, dear,” Twila said in a saccharine voice as she patted Thistle a little too harshly on the cheek. “You’ll never find a man if you talk down to him like that. Of course, any man you find right now would have to look past your hair and try to find the warmth inside you, anyway. That might be too much of a task for most men.”
“Yep, I walked right into that one, didn’t I?” Thistle chastised herself.
“It could be worse,” Twila countered. “At least your Aunt Tillie isn’t looking to exact revenge on you.”
Great. Now I felt much better.
I puttered around the den while Thistle and Clove moved to the kitchen door. Clove cast a long glance back at me and smiled. “Are you coming?”
“In a minute.”
“Just suck it up and get it over with. Maybe if you beg, she’ll give you a shorter sentence.”
“You’re my least favorite cousin,” I informed her angrily.
“That will only last until Thistle pisses you off and we both know it,” Clove said absently. “You’ve been dead to me three times this month and she’s been dead to me two times this month – which I guess means that she’s due.”
My family has some pretty faulty logic in the grand scheme of things.
Despite my rampant misgivings, I reluctantly followed Thistle and Clove into the kitchen. I glanced around the room nervously. My mom was at the stove stirring what looked like gravy. Marnie was at the counter mashing potatoes. Twila was at the other counter transferring stuffing from the skillet to a big serving bowl.
“Mm, something smells good,” Clove murmured, inhaling excitedly. “Is that meatloaf I smell?”
“Yes,” Marnie said. “We thought, given all that’s going on in the town, people would feel better if we had some nice, old-fashioned comfort food.”
You can’t argue with food logic – especially when it’s spot on. Who doesn’t love mashed potatoes?
I saw Thistle lean over the pan of meatloaf and wrinkle her nose distastefully. “I don’t like meatloaf,” she complained.
“Then eat the mashed potatoes, stuffing, creamed spinach, salad and the peach cobbler we made for dessert,” Twila frowned at her. “You’ll hardly starve.”
Thistle looked appropriately abashed. I thought now might be a good time to distract everyone by making them look at something else – like Thistle.
“Didn’t you say you were thinking of becoming a vegetarian?” I said the comment innocently enough, but Thistle knew exactly what I was doing.
“No,” she said through gritted teeth.
Marnie had practically dropped the handheld masher into the bowl when I’d uttered the words. “A vegetarian?” The horror in her voice was evident. She was reacting like I said Thistle had decided to become a pedophile or something. This was a good start.
“That’s not true, is it?” Twila looked equally upset.
“Bay is just trying to distract everyone because of Aunt Tillie,” Thistle shot back.
“I bet Aunt Tillie won’t want to hear the news about you becoming a vegetarian.” I winked at Thistle cheekily.
Thistle narrowed her eyes at me dangerously.
“I think she’ll be more upset when she finds out that it was your idea for Edith to come up here and bug her,” Thistle shot back.
“I already know that,” a cranky voice grumbled. Crap! Aunt Tillie had just swung into the room like a tiny little Energizer Bunny on a mission.
“Thistle’s becoming a vegetarian,” I boldly announced.
Aunt Tillie froze, despite herself. “A vegetarian? Meaning you’re only going to eat rabbit food? Like you’re going to walk around munching on carrots?”
Point for me.
“No,” Thistle said harshly. “I just said that I don’t like meatloaf. I never said I was going to become a vegetarian. Bay is just trying to distract you.”
“Not true. Didn’t you say that the venison stew they made last week tasted like feet? And it made you want to not eat meat for an entire week, didn’t it?”
Thistle froze. She had said that.
Thistle glared at me harshly. It was all out war now. “Bay told Edith the best way to get you was to sing when you’re trying to sleep.”
That was a blatant lie. “Thistle said that eating a burger is like murdering a child.”
Okay, that was a blatant lie, too.
“Bay told me that you guys used to have a pot field behind the herb garden!”
Whoa, where did that come from?
Mom, Marnie and Twila all reared back in shock. I turned to see Chief Terry standing behind all three of them. He had obviously walked in at the tail end of the conversation. His face had turned bright red.
“Who told you that?” Marnie hissed, turning on me aggressively.
“Apparently it’s common knowledge,” I lied. I refused to even look in Chief Terry’s direction. They would know if I did.
Aunt Tillie had narrowed her eyes to dangerous slits. Thankfully, though, they weren’t resting on me.
“You told me that was oregano!”
I saw my mom swallow hard in the shadow of Aunt Tillie’s fury. I couldn’t help but feel a momentary shot of relief – but it was short-lived. Thistle had sold out our mothers to save her own ass. Well, to save both our asses, actually. Well, on second thought, maybe it wasn’t so bad. It’s not like they hadn’t done the same thing to the three of us on previous occasions.
“We never told you that was oregano,” Marnie countered. “You asked us if that was oregano. We just didn’t correct you.”
“No, I asked you if it was pot. I said I hoped it was oregano,” Aunt Tillie was practically seething.
“Well, we gave you your wish,” Twila twittered. “You s
hould be happy. We made you very happy that day.”
Now I see where Clove, Thistle and I get it from. It’s really scary what things get passed from one generation to the next – like lying.
“I knew it,” Aunt Tillie blew out her rage in an exaggerated sigh. “I knew the minute you uprooted it that something was going on. Then I saw that it sprouted up again last spring behind the creek, off in the corner by weeping willow, and I knew you’d been lying to me all along.”
Thistle turned her eyes and met my gaze with a look of incredulity on her face. They hadn’t destroyed the field. They had just moved it. We both turned our eyes to Chief Terry. He obviously was having an internal debate about what he had and had not just heard. I still didn’t think my mom, Marnie and Twila had any idea he was in the room. If Aunt Tillie knew, she certainly didn’t care. I couldn’t help but wonder if the guests were out in the dining room listening to us rip each other to shreds.
“What field? We didn’t move the field.” My mom is the worst liar of the seven of us.
“Really? Did it sprout wings and move itself?”
“Magic is a wondrous and mystical thing. Maybe it did?” Twila was desperately grasping at straws. Okay, maybe she was the worst liar.
“And why would the pot be so desperate to save itself?” Aunt Tillie was about to throw down on all of us. I just knew it.
“It has medicinal purposes. It knew we might need it,” Twila said sincerely.
Oh, very nice.
Thistle had apparently decided she’d had enough of the conversation. “Oh, who cares if they have a pot field? As long as they’re not selling it to the kids in town, it’s really not a big deal.”
“Pot is a gateway drug, young lady,” Aunt Tillie pointed her gnarled finger in Thistle’s direction. “They’ll get addicted and then they’ll try harder drugs.”
“They’re in their fifties,” Clove shrugged. “If they haven’t experimented further at this point, they’re not going to do it now. It’s not like they’re all going to pack up in the Scooby van and go on the never-ending search for ‘shrooms – or acid.”
Aunt Tillie turned her evil eye on Clove. “You seem to know an awful lot about drugs, young lady.”
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