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by Marlynn Swanigan

their new gear... Cape looked at one of his teammates and pointed to another kid. "WHAT THAT BOY THERE PLAY LIKE?"

  "ALL HE GOOD!"

  "ALL YEAH?"

  "MMM-HM!"

  "BOAA, BRING THEM BIG SS-SIDE BURNS!" The dark gawnden caught Cape's eye as they flew up with heat sensors - illegal - too many teammates, hiding heat sensor dark evil-arctic rocket turret guns in the clouds - penalty - Lullaby mosquitoes, and like ten demons on top of all that... "You cheatin' sons o' bitches...Bullshit, man!" Cape was pissed. "I can help..." Dark Cape landed behind Ultra Cape and taunted him. This was a very dangerous clone. "Everybody out! Hat, Get them to Amolvia, i'm gonna recycle this coward!"

  "Too bad you can't recycle off good looks alone."

  "HAIL DROP!" Ultra Cape transformed into a torpedo made of white light and pounded the ground, causing a brief earthquake! The humans marveled at the officer's power! The guitar strings on their chests played the same tune, but the bot couldn't sing the live lyrics that went along with it, if he wanted to stay dark... It was like a gauntlet, yet it sounded so good... A cold warrior, who was ill - a 90 - stepped over, raised his hand, and grabbed his crotch underneath them, nodding his head to the rhythm; the snot string in his nostril extended every time he nodded down. He was nuked by Cape's angelic voice and grew hot! Cape sang passively and gentle, but he was brutally smiting the bot... [♪Message Received♪] Ultra Cape's window popped up from within his armor. He disassembled and left two clones fighting the dark Cape to read... [Ezequador: "Penalty, you can't attack him, he's too weak, you're an officer. Only if he attacks the humans first will attacking him be legal. Remove the melee bar and i'll look the other way like it never happened."] Ezequador reminded Cape. The dark Gawnden, rocket mosquitoes, and all the exiles' clones chased Ultra Cape away. Super Hat, and the humans who were being evacuated to Amolvia, followed to help him. Dark Cape bled hollowbotic blood, sat, and chuckled, watching them go. Then, his guitar played louder. Now, demolition was in the sky, but as we know, only two people were there - Hud and Incubus - and they were both confused, like, "Where the junk is everyone?" They sensed each other well, so they searched. There was this cargo plane and some clone was flying it in circles. The pilot clone looked like a Caucasian guy, and he was wearing sunglasses. Incubus possessed the plane and came out in the middle of the ship to avoid being detected by the pilot. A cupid, who looked like a human baby boy, climbed onto a crate in front of Incubus, stood and faced him, growling in disgust. Incubus stared, very stunned, for a few seconds. Then, he said, I've got you now, Little-Azarban." and tried to grab Hud, but he was bitten instead. Hud possessed the crate. Incubus bulldozed it and saw Hud running away from it. Hud flipped like an acrobat across a line of crates and fired white widow dust into Incubus' eyes. Incubus put his hand on his own mouth to keep quiet, nearly screaming in pain. Then, Hud screamed for his life and ran around searching for an exit. "AA!" while Incubus rubbed his eyes. Then, Incubus used his ability to paralyze, but in a different way, he surrounded himself and Hud with a magic coating he couldn’t possess. Now, this was the cheat of the year! He had Hud cornered, and Hud couldn't possess the wall behind him. Like it was no big deal, Hud stared at the fallen angel, who's mouth was watering, kicked a latch on the floor beneath him and fell through the floor... Incubus hit the top of his head and missed Hud...♫

  ♫When things calmed down, Rosebush brought her husband, Marlynn, aboard the Axe by ciphering his spirit while he was asleep. He was the only human who could do this, because when they became one, she brought him strength. And that night he met the Generated Nukes, the male nukes had many Capers awaiting him. They hoaxed him and scared the living daylight out of him. Rosebush told him it was safe, but they hated to see fear in him. "What are you so afraid of, man? You're very heroic! THERE IS NO DEVIL!" Hat told Marlynn, as they rode the fastest roller coaster ever! It automatically flew off the tracks and played chicken with another roller coaster! The roller coasters went through each other causing the screaming riders no harm. His first day hanging out with them, he learned there was nothing to fear but the most high God. And those who step on you to get ahead cannot reach God, who knocks them back. They sat and chattered. Marlynn's heart was slowing down, when, suddenly, his hands started glowing. “Marlynn, that's a start you got a boring name...Do I want what she wants? I don’t play about my big sister, man. You gotta have God’s fruit for my approval…Well, go on; show me what ya got to offer!” cried Hat. Then, Marlynn showed them he could write armor, and the super musicians were born. Super Hat, Super Marlynn, and Ultra Cape formed a band right there in one of Hat's amusement parks. Suddenly, a 90 named Captain Fat-Ass Titties hops in out of thin air and attacks Marlynn while they were talking! Marlynn blocked, "Dude, who the hell?"♫

  ♫"BZZT...( ♪cshhpt♪) " The rocket mosquitoes had walkie-talkies in their ships, transmitting to each other in Demolition. They didn't give a crap, they gunning down kids, good gawnden, and evil forces - they just wanted the hollowbots, they didn't care who you were! "BZZT...( ♪cshhpt♪)" Nobody knows how they can understand each other. All you heard was (♪buzz-buzz♪)....They had little heat sensors and heat seeking missiles. "Hey, I didn't authorize that!" said Cape, charging a grenade with positive life-points. Cape also had a new ability; he could evolve others instantly! So, he bombed the mosquitoes as they circled him in their ships, dipping in and out of the dense double clocking clouds. Then, they all had nocturnal force or darkness sensors in their ships and chased the dark gawnden... It was totally legal, 'cause they were the one's who rigged the ships in the first place... Cape's chakra - miniature explosions and storms - evolved his team's weaklings into officers! "Bitch..." Cape said before possessing a cloud. Little-Azarban was there, on Cape's team, wearing a little Demolition Cape Vogue designed for him.... That night, when demolition wasn't very full and the nightclubs were, Ezequador appeared to Dark Cape on one of the beaches, with Little-Azarban on his shoulder, to get revenge for all the officers he had unplugged. "Hollowbotic Cape, you have proven yourself to be quite fast, but can you out run the super wing?" Azarban playfully growls like a dog. "Get him!" Ezequador says. Azarban and Dark Cape took off. As, dark cape is flying, Ban crawls onto his shoulder and says, "Why don't you just follow me?" He punches him off and feels free. In the middle of his laughter, he explodes and Little-Azarban gains! Hat and his son, Skeeter mun, sat on one of the roller coaster tracks while it wasn’t occupied and watched over the groove fighters. "Someday, I won’t be the same anymore, son." the ammo belt on his costume unveiled. Skeeter cried… "Why?" Skeeter mun asked sobbing. "Skeeter mun, don't cry, I'll never leave you by yourself! Remember that!" And Hat wanted to have fun with his son before he transformed. He charmed and haunted a clone to appear normal. ♫ I speak with Lil’ Ready and Ruien in the Amolvian shopping mall… “God can top anything…God is a modest God, you don't know when he's helping...”

  “Come to God with no guilt, but plenty of trust...”

  “No one can curse you, guilt is not real, neither are the curses of man- they are powerless. People try to remember everything you do wrong; God forgets your sins…”

  “Some people ain't nothin' but trouble, stay away or stay in it...”

  “Yo’ man won’t even pay rent… God sittin’ up there in his own kingdom, with a five-finger diamond ring on, just lookin’… In his own world, paid fo’”

  “WHO IS MICHELLE, READY?” Lil’ Ready’s girlfriend stops us. “Waweesha, what you doin’ here? I know who that is, hell naa I ain’t messin’ ‘round wit’ dat ho, baby you crushin’ dat bitch!”

  “Gawndihowl Morph.”

  (The ‘Super Hat: Capoeira’ narrator audio plays) ♫ When Skeeter mun turned 17 he and his friend Toaster mun practiced a martial art called Capoeira. Toaster mun also looked Amolvian. A healthy and cheerful song played and the students clapped to the rhythm. “You are a passionate Capoeirista, (♪WHOOHP-WHHP♪) but you have to value being a humble Capoeirista to master the technique… Cap
oeira is about freedom, it’s about cheering for yourself and being lowly all at once! It’s about breaking your limitations. (♪WHOOHP♪) You can fly. I said…you can FLY! (♪WHRRH♪) Some people smoke drugs (♪WHOOHP♪); I smoke Capoeira. I drink Capoeira. CAPOEIRA is an ORGAN that is IRREMOVABLE!” Mestre Super, Skeeter mun’s master informed his students as they sparred, then he began to sing impressively merry. He sounds like someone who's always smiling and has a good attitude, who doesn't get mad easily... On the day of Super Hat and Skeeter Mun's event, it was cold, but the sun shined in Groove world like a normal day! I mean, it was so cold, you could see your ears breath. The registrants began to lose life-points. It was an exile named Mega Behemoth. The umpire grew angry and spat out his chew. "Nigga, what are you doin'? Sign up! You can't just drain everybody else...!"

  "I am signed in..."

  "So, what kinda crap is that? You still can't use powers!"

  "'EY! GET IN LINE! NO WEAPONS!" Lil' Ready ordered the deceitful exiles. "EXCUSE ME; CAN WE GET SOME SERVICE OVER HERE?"

  "YES MA'AM, WE 'BOUT TO GET Y'ALL

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