Tip, during this conversation, was looking at the Woodman with undisguisedamazement, and noticed that the celebrated Emperor of the Winkies wascomposed entirely of pieces of tin, neatly soldered
128and riveted together into the form of a man. He rattled and clanked alittle, as he moved, but in the main he seemed to be most cleverlyconstructed, and his appearance was only marred by the thick coating ofpolishing-paste that covered him from head to foot.
The boy's intent gaze caused the Tin Woodman to remember that he was not inthe most presentable condition, so he begged his friends to excuse him whilehe retired to his private apartment and allowed his servants to polish him.This was accomplished in a short time, and when the emperor returned hisnickel-plated body shone so magnificently that the Scarecrow heartilycongratulated him on his improved appearance.
"That nickel-plate was, I confess, a happy thought," said Nick; "and it wasthe more necessary because I had become somewhat scratched during myadventurous experiences. You will observe this engraved star upon my leftbreast. It not only indicates where my excellent heart lies, but covers veryneatly the patch made by the Wonderful Wizard when he placed that valuedorgan in my breast with his own skillful hands."
"Is your heart, then, a hand-organ?" asked the Pumpkinhead, curiously.
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"By no means," responded the emperor, with dignity. "It is, I am convinced,a strictly orthodox heart, although somewhat larger and warmer than mostpeople possess."
Then he turned to the Scarecrow and asked:
"Are your subjects happy and contented, my dear friend?"
"I cannot, say" was the reply. "for the girls of Oz have risen in revolt anddriven me out of the emerald City."
"Great Goodness!" cried the Tin Woodman, "What a calamity! They surely donot complain of your wise and gracious rule?"
"No; but they say it is a poor rule that don't work both ways," answered theScarecrow; "and these females are also of the opinion that men have ruledthe land long enough. So they have captured my city, robbed the treasury ofall its jewels, and are running things to suit themselves."
"Dear me! What an extraordinary idea!" cried the Emperor, who was bothshocked and surprised.
"And I heard some of them say," said Tip, "that they intend to march hereand capture the castle and city of the Tin Woodman."
"Ah! we must not give them time to do that," said the Emperor, quickly; "wewill go at once and
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131recapture the Emerald City and place the Scarecrow again upon his throne."
"I was sure you would help me," remarked the Scarecrow in a pleased voice."How large an army can you assemble?"
"We do not need an army," replied the Woodman. "We four, with the aid of mygleaming axe, are enough to strike terror into the hearts of the rebels."
"We five," corrected the Pumpkinhead.
"Five?" repeated the Tin Woodman.
"Yes; the Saw-Horse is brave and fearless," answered Jack, forgetting hisrecent quarrel with the quadruped.
The Tin Woodman looked around him in a puzzled way, for the Saw-Horse haduntil now remained quietly standing in a corner, where the Emperor had notnoticed him. Tip immediately called the odd-looking creature to them, and itapproached so awkwardly that it nearly upset the beautiful center-table andthe engraved oil-can.
"I begin to think," remarked the Tin Woodman as he looked earnestly at theSaw-Horse, "that wonders will never cease! How came this creature alive?"
"I did it with a magic powder," modestly asserted the boy. "and the Saw-Horse has been very useful to us."
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"He enabled us to escape the rebels," added the Scarecrow.
"Then we must surely accept him as a comrade," declared the emperor. "A liveSaw-Horse is a distinct novelty, and should prove an interesting study. Doeshe know anything?"
"Well, I cannot claim any great experience in life," the Saw-Horse answeredfor himself. "but I seem to learn very quickly, and often it occurs to methat I know more than any of those around me."
"Perhaps you do," said the emperor; "for experience does not always meanwisdom. But time is precious Just now, so let us quickly make preparationsto start upon our Journey.
The emperor called his Lord High Chancellor and instructed him how to runthe kingdom during his absence. Meanwhile the Scarecrow was taken apart andthe painted sack that served him for a head was carefully laundered andrestuffed with the brains originally given him by the great Wizard. Hisclothes were also cleaned and pressed by the Imperial tailors, and his crownpolished and again sewed upon his head, for the Tin Woodman insisted heshould not renounce this badge of royalty. The Scarecrow now presented avery respectable appearance, and although in no way addicted to vanity he
133was quite pleased with himself and strutted a trifle as he walked. Whilethis was being done Tip mended the wooden limbs of Jack Pumpkinhead and madethem stronger than before, and the Saw-Horse was also inspected to see if hewas in good working order.
Then bright and early the next morning they set out upon the return Journeyto the emerald City, the Tin Woodman bearing upon his shoulder a gleamingaxe and leading the way, while the Pumpkinhead rode upon the Saw-Horse andTip and the Scarecrow walked upon either side to make sure that he didn'tfall off or become damaged.
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Now, General Jinjur--who, you will remember, commanded the Army of Revolt--wasrendered very uneasy by the escape of the Scarecrow from the EmeraldCity. She feared, and with good reason, that if his Majesty and the TinWoodman Joined forces, it would mean danger to her and her entire army; forthe people of Oz had not yet forgotten the deeds of these famous heroes, whohad passed successfully through so many startling adventures.
So Jinjur sent post-haste for old Mombi, the witch, and promised her largerewards if she would come to the assistance of the rebel army.
Mombi was furious at the trick Tip had played upon her as well as at hisescape and the theft of the precious Powder of Life; so she needed no urging
136to induce her to travel to the Emerald City to assist Jinjur in defeatingthe Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman, who had made Tip one of their friends.
Mombi had no sooner arrived at the royal palace than she discovered, bymeans of her secret magic, that the adventurers were starting upon theirJourney to the Emerald City; so she retired to a small room high up in atower and locked herself in while she practised such arts as she couldcommand to prevent the return of the Scarecrow and his companions.
That was why the Tin Woodman presently stopped and said:
"Something very curious has happened. I ought to know by heart and everystep of this Journey, yet I fear we have already lost our way."
"That is quite impossible!" protested the Scarecrow. "Why do you think, mydear friend, that we have gone astray?"
"Why, here before us is a great field of sunflowers--and I never saw thisfield before in all my life."
At these words they all looked around, only to find that they were indeedsurrounded by a field of tall stalks, every stalk bearing at its top agigantic sunflower. And not only were these flowers almost
137blinding in their vivid hues of red and gold, but each one whirled aroundupon its stalk like a miniature wind-mill, completely dazzling the vision ofthe beholders and so mystifying them that they knew not which way to turn.
"It's witchcraft!" exclaimed Tip.
While they paused, hesitating and wondering, the Tin Woodman uttered a cryof impatience and advanced with swinging axe to cut down the stalks beforehim. But now the sunflowers suddenly stopped their rapid whirling, and thetravelers plainly saw a girl's face appear in the center of each flower.These lovely faces looked upon the astonished band with mocking smiles, andthen burst into a chorus of merry laughter at the dismay th
eir appearancecaused.
"Stop! stop!" cried Tip, seizing the Woodman's arm; "they're alive! they'regirls!"
At that moment the flowers began whirling again, and the faces faded awayand were lost in the rapid revolutions.
The Tin Woodman dropped his axe and sat down upon the ground.
"It would be heartless to chop down those pretty creatures," said he,despondently. "and yet I do not know how else we can proceed upon our way"
"They looked to me strangely like the faces of
138the Army of Revolt," mused the Scarecrow. "But I cannot conceive how thegirls could have followed us here so quickly."
"I believe it's magic," said Tip, positively, "and that someone is playing atrick upon us. I've known old Mombi do things like that before. Probablyit's nothing more than an illusion, and there are no sunflowers here atall."
"Then let us shut our eyes and walk forward," suggested the Woodman.
"Excuse me," replied the Scarecrow. "My eyes are not painted to shut.Because you happen to have tin eyelids, you must not imagine we are allbuilt in the same way."
"And the eyes of the Saw-Horse are knot eyes," said Jack, leaning forward toexamine them.
"Nevertheless, you must ride quickly forward," commanded Tip, "and we willfollow after you and so try to escape. My eyes are already so dazzled that Ican scarcely see."
So the Pumpkinhead rode boldly forward, and Tip grasped the stub tail of theSaw-Horse and followed with closed eyes. The Scarecrow and the Tin Woodmanbrought up the rear, and before they had gone many yards a Joyful shout fromJack announced that the way was clear before them.
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Then all paused to look backward, but not a trace of the field of sunflowersremained.
More cheerfully, now they proceeded upon their Journey; but old Mombi had sochanged the appearance of the landscape that they would surely have beenlost had not the Scarecrow wisely concluded to take their direction from thesun. For no witch-craft could change the course of the sun, and it wastherefore a safe guide.
However, other difficulties lay before them. The Saw-Horse stepped into arabbit hole and fell to the ground. The Pumpkinhead was pitched high intothe air, and his history would probably have ended at that exact moment hadnot the Tin Woodman skillfully caught the pumpkin as it descended and savedit from injury.
Tip soon had it fitted to the neck again and replaced Jack upon his feet.But the Saw-Horse did not escape so easily. For when his leg was pulled fromthe rabbit hole it was found to be broken short off, and must be replaced orrepaired before he could go a step farther.
"This is quite serious," said the Tin Woodman." If there were trees near byI might soon manufacture another leg for this animal; but I cannot see evena shrub for miles around."
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"And there are neither fences nor houses in this part of the land of Oz,"added the Scarecrow, disconsolately.
"Then what shall we do?" enquired the boy.
"I suppose I must start my brains working," replied his Majesty theScarecrow; "for experience has, taught me that I can do anything if I buttake time to think it out."
"Let us all think," said Tip; "and perhaps we shall find a way to repair theSaw-Horse."
So they sat in a row upon the grass and began to think, while the Saw-Horseoccupied itself by gazing curiously upon its broken limb.
"Does it hurt?" asked the Tin Woodman, in a soft, sympathetic voice.
"Not in the least," returned the Saw-Horse; "but my pride is injured to findthat my anatomy is so brittle."
For a time the little group remained in silent thought. Presently the TinWoodman raised his head and looked over the fields.
"What sort of creature is that which approaches us?" he asked, wonderingly.
The others followed his gaze, and discovered coming toward them the mostextraordinary object they had ever beheld. It advanced quickly and
142noiselessly over the soft grass and in a few minutes stood before theadventurers and regarded them with an astonishment equal to their own.
The Scarecrow was calm under all circumstances.
"Good morning!" he said, politely.
The stranger removed his hat with a flourish, bowed very low, and thenresponded:
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"Good morning, one and all. I hope you are, as an aggregation, enjoyingexcellent health. Permit me to present my card."
With this courteous speech it extended a card toward the Scarecrow, whoaccepted it, turned it over and over, and handed it with a shake of his headto Tip.
The boy read aloud:
"MR. H. M. WOGGLE-BUG, T. E."
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"Dear me!" ejaculated the Pumpkinhead, staring somewhat intently.
"How very peculiar!" said the Tin Woodman.
Tip's eyes were round and wondering, and the Saw-Horse uttered a sigh andturned away its head.
"Are you really a Woggle-Bug?" enquired the Scarecrow.
"Most certainly, my dear sir!" answered the stranger, briskly. "Is not myname upon the card?"
"It is," said the Scarecrow. "But may I ask what 'H. M.' stands for?"
"'H. M.' means Highly Magnified," returned the Woggle-Bug, proudly.
"Oh, I see." The Scarecrow viewed the stranger critically. "And are you, intruth, highly magnified?"
"Sir," said the Woggle-Bug, "I take you for a gentleman of judgment anddiscernment. Does it not occur to you that I am several thousand timesgreater than any Woggle-Bug you ever saw before? Therefore it is plainlyevident that I am Highly Magnified, and there is no good reason why youshould doubt the fact."
"Pardon me," returned the Scarecrow. "My brains are slightly mixed since Iwas last laundered. Would it be improper for me to ask, also, what the'T.E.' at the end of your name stands for?"
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"Those letters express my degree," answered the Woggle-Bug, with acondescending smile. "To be more explicit, the initials mean that I amThoroughly Educated."
"Oh!" said the Scarecrow, much relieved.
Tip had not yet taken his eyes off this wonderful personage. What he saw wasa great, round, buglike body supported upon two slender legs which ended indelicate feet--the toes curling upward. The body of the Woggle-Bug wasrather flat, and judging from what could be seen of it was of a glisteningdark brown color upon the back, while the front was striped with alternatebands of light brown and white, blending together at the edges. Its armswere fully as slender as its legs, and upon a rather long neck was perchedits head--not unlike the head of a man, except that its nose ended in acurling antenna, or "feeler," and its ears from the upper points boreantennae that decorated the sides of its head like two miniature, curlingpig tails. It must be admitted that the round, black eyes were ratherbulging in appearance; but the expression upon the Woggle-Bug's face was byno means unpleasant.
For dress the insect wore a dark-blue swallowtail coat with a yellow silklining and a flower in the button-hole; a vest of white duck that stretched
145tightly across the wide body; knickerbockers of fawn-colored plush, fastenedat the knees with gilt buckles; and, perched upon its small head, wasjauntily set a tall silk hat.
Standing upright before our amazed friends the Woggle-Bug appeared to befully as tall as the Tin Woodman; and surely no bug in all the Land of Ozhad ever before attained so enormous a size.
"I confess," said the Scarecrow, "that your abrupt appearance has caused mesurprise, and no doubt has startled my companions. I hope, however, thatthis circumstance will not distress you. We shall probably get used to youin time."
"Do not apologize, I beg of you!" returned the Woggle-Bug, earnestly. "Itaffords me great pleasure to surprise people; for surely I cannot be classedwith ordinary insects and am entitled to both curiosity and admiration fromthose I meet."
"You are, indeed," agreed his Majesty.
"If you will permit m
e to seat myself in your august company," continued thestranger, "I will gladly relate my history, so that you will be better ableto comprehend my unusual--may I say remarkable?--appearance."
"You may say what you please," answered the Tin Woodman, briefly.
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So the Woggle-Bug sat down upon the grass, facing the little group ofwanderers, and told them the following story:
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"It is but honest that I should acknowledge at the beginning of my recitalthat I was born an ordinary Woggle-Bug," began the creature, in a frank andfriendly tone. "Knowing no better, I used my arms as well as my legs forwalking, and crawled under the edges of stones or hid among the roots ofgrasses with no thought beyond finding a few insects smaller than myself tofeed upon.
"The chill nights rendered me stiff and motionless, for I wore no clothing,but each morning the warm rays of the sun gave me new life and restored meto activity. A horrible existence is this, but you must remember it is theregular ordained existence of Woggle-Bugs, as well as of many other tinycreatures that inhabit the earth.
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