by Teresa Trent
Praise for the Piney Woods Mystery Series
“…funny, a page turner, and very unpredictable…. The plot and the vivid descriptions of the town and characters, give readers a warm, cozy feeling. If you think at any time during the reading that you know ‘who did it,’ you are in for a big surprise.”
—Carol Hoyer for Reader Views
4 Stars: “There is nothing more enjoyable than to read a book with no ‘hiccups’ in the rhythm. Well, this first book in the Piney Woods Mystery Series was a waltz. I enjoyed every moment of it and the author truly never missed a step.” Read more….
—Long and Short Reviews
“This story has a great vibe to it and fits the cozy mystery category perfectly. […] I would recommend this to anyone who enjoys a good cozy mystery.”
—Llaph for Coffeetime Romance & More
“This is the first in Trent’s series set in Piney Woods, and it bodes well for the series. As cozies go, this is not only a fun read, but it moves along quite well. She has a respectable number of characters—not so many as to confuse the reader but enough to have a growing number of possible perpetrators! This is a keeper.”
—Judith Reveal for the New York Journal of Books
“Teresa Trent’s recipe for an outstanding cozy mystery: A mother’s dying wish. A mysterious letter. A dutiful daughter who shows up on the doorstep of the nicest man in town. A guy who suddenly turns up dead. Mixed well with small town Texas charm and a fabulous eye for detail.”
—Joanna Campbell Slan, author of the Kiki Lowenstein Mystery Series
“A delightful cozy romp!”
—Maggie Toussaint, author of the Dreamwalker mystery series
A Sneeze to Die For
A Piney Woods Mystery
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Teresa Trent
Kenmore, WA
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A Sneeze to Die For
Copyright © Year by Teresa Trent
ISBN: 978-1-60381-637-3 (Trade Paper)
ISBN: 978-1-60381-638-0 (eBook)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2018958011
Printed in the United States of America
Acknowledgments
I would like to acknowledge my brother, Brian Trent, who filled me in on how to run a hotel and for telling me some great stories about the colorful characters he’s experienced in his own lobby. I would also like to thank Jennifer McCord, my editor at Camel Press, and Dawn Dowdle, my agent for their work in getting this book out.
Chapter 1
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Alan Shaw rang a small silver bell in a staccato pattern. The bell, which usually rested on the check-in desk was in his hand as he stood by a computer in the office center the hotel provided. He reached over and plugged a USB thumb drive into the side of one of the machines and attempted to turn the computer on. As he waited for it to boot up, he continued to hammer on the annoying little device, Nora managed a smile. The Meow Meetup, a gathering of cat lovers, would be the first official convention at the Tunie Hotel since Nora had bought a partnership in the business. This man was most likely their first guest for the event. With full occupancy at the Tunie, this little get together would help Nora and her partner, Marty Reynolds to stay in the black. Even though she was nervous, having a convention in a forty-room hotel in East Texas was exciting.
Shaw, unimpressed with her dazzling smile, continued to ring the bell.
Nora moved into his line of sight. “Can I help you? I’d be glad to help you at the front desk.” She gestured toward the check-in area. The short, pudgy man was more than a little-perturbed and had showed it through his use of the tinny bell. He followed her over and then leaning on the counter wedged his worn black high tops between his cheap leatherette bags.
“Glad to know you could work me into your busy schedule,” he said, his voice crisp.
“I’m sorry for your inconvenience. How may I help you? Are you checking in for the Meow Meetup?”
“The Meow Meetup? Really?” The little man gave Nora a look clearly disgusted with her and the cutesy name of the convention. “To be blunt, the last thing I’d like to do is to check into this fleabag motel to cover a conference with an ill-chosen location, but needs must. Piney Woods, Texas? Who chooses a place like this? Did you know you can smell … livestock out there?”
Nora’s chin rose at his insults. He was typical of someone from a large city who considered anything outside of his area inadequate. Next, he would start asking about bedbugs and as for the livestock smell, what did he expect? He was in Texas. She ignored his comment and attempted to put on her best hospitality face. “Welcome to Piney Woods. Let me look up your reservation.”
“Shaw. Allen Shaw. Hopefully, your clerk didn’t write my reservation on his tobacco chaw wrapper.”
“I assure you, sir. We have a state of the art check-in system that doesn’t require chewing tobacco wrappers to document our reservations.” Nora gave the little rat another smile and typed his name into the computer. She waited for the reservation confirmation to come up as she watched the spinning cursor signifying the computer was busy.
Result not found.
The “state of the art” system didn’t seem to know he existed. Nora typed in the man’s name again, hoping it would appear. Still, the results of her search came up with nothing. Alan Shaw was not registered at the hotel. Maybe it was on a chewing tobacco paper somewhere?
“How do you spell Alan?” Nora asked.
The man harrumphed.
“A-L-A-N. It’s the standard spelling for the name. Any idiot knows that.” Nora wanted to tell him she wasn’t just any idiot. She was the lucky idiot who had to deal with him. She tried it one more time with alternate spellings. Still nothing. The hotel was booked solid with the Meow Meetup convention.
“When did you make your reservation?”
Alan let out an exasperated sigh, his full lips fluttering. “I don’t know. My secretary made it for me last week sometime.”
“I’m very sorry, Mr. Shaw, but it doesn’t seem there is a reservation on record for you.”
He scowled. “I should have known better staying at a podunk hotel like this. A national chain would have never screwed up a simple thing like a reservation.” He turned his rounded head to the side and spoke to Nora as if she were a child. “Okie-dokie. Make me a reservation. I will be here for the extent of the cat conference, and I would like a room with a view of the street, not the back alley.”
Nora checked her screen one more time just to make sure there weren’t any last-minute cancellations. Incredibly, the Tunie Hotel had 100% occupancy for the first time in years. Unfortunately, she would have to tell this angry man he was not on the guest list. “Again, our apologies, but we don’t have any vacancies right now.”
“Great! The only reason I came to this stupid town was because Evangeline Cartwright agreed to be at this two-bit convention for crazy old cat ladies. I’ve been trying to interview her for the magazine, uh, Cat Lover. If it hadn’t been for her, I never would have signed up.”
The next step in hotel etiquette wou
ld be for Nora to find Mr. Shaw an alternative place to stay somewhere close to the hotel. Mr. Shaw was right. Piney Woods was a small town. His two remaining choices were Nora’s home which was the Piney Woods Bed and Breakfast or a seedy motel on the highway called Hickelby’s Motor Lodge. The thought of Allen Shaw staying with her at the bed-and-breakfast was not something she could deal with even for a few days.
Nora clicked off the details of staying at Hickleby’s Motor Lodge like a telephone operator giving directory assistance. “There is a very economical place to stay, and it’s right on the highway. You could get your interview and be out of town in no time,” The idea of a brief visit for Mr. Shaw was wishful thinking on her part.
“Fine. What’s the name of the hotel?”
“Hickelby’s Motor Lodge. If you would like I can give you their number and you can call them on your cell phone or I could call and see if they have any rooms available.”
“You’re going to have to call. While taking the many planes I had to board to get to this godforsaken wilderness, I misplaced my phone.”
Nora glanced at the number she had taped to the corner of the desk in case of emergencies and then dialed it. While she waited for old man Hickelby to answer his phone, she looked back at Alan Shaw. “Is it just you?”
“Just me.” After her brief time with this man, it was no surprise that Mr. Shaw was traveling alone.
Mr. Hickelby answered on the sixth ring, a record for him. He was notorious for not answering the phone. That way he kept his customer complaints to a minimum. He must have been sitting right by it.
“Hickelby’s Motor Lodge. Stay for a day. Stay for an hour.”
“Yes, Mr. Hickelby, I was wondering if you had any rooms available. We’re booked up here at the Tunie.”
“You’re kidding me. The Tunie hasn’t been fully booked in years. What are you doing? Giving your rooms away now?”
“No, we’re actually charging. We have a convention in town this week, and a full house. Would you happen to have a room available?”
There was a pause on the other end, and Nora knew he was coming up with his room rate. It would be notably higher now. “As it just so happens my brother-in-law recently moved out. We have his room available.”
If this was the brother-in-law Nora knew from around town, he was a heavy smoker. The Tunie didn’t allow smoking in any of the rooms, but Bert Hickelby’s motel was not as strict about that kind of thing.
“Excellent. I have a Mr. Alan Shaw who will be renting your room. Hold on and I’ll let you speak with him.
As Mr. Shaw spoke and made the arrangements to rent the room, Nora looked up Evangeline Cartwright on the computer. She had seen her name on the promotional materials for the Meow Meetup but hadn’t read the details. This lady wrote mystery novels that featured cats along with delightful, quirky characters in small town settings. They called them “cozy” mysteries. What a great idea.
Mr. Shaw handed back the phone. “I’m dropping my stuff over at Hickelby’s, but I’ll be back. Seeing as you have inconvenienced me so badly, I will expect to have a place to work here.”
Nora gestured over to the new office center she and Max had constructed out of two room dividers, some second-hand computers, and a fax machine.
“We have our business area open now, and you’re welcome to use that.”
Shaw looked over and rolled his eyes. “Great. I’ll bet that computer still connects to AOL through a phone modem. Hope you have enough floppy discs on hand,” he said, his tone sarcastic. Mr. Shaw, who was Nora’s first arrival for the convention, picked up his bags and stomped out the door.
Chapter 2
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After getting Alan Shaw out of the lobby, Nora went through a laundry list that would make a wedding planner cry. She thought about the many tasks she had to perform before the convention guests descended on the Tunie. The first thing on her list was to deliver a bulky box of sheets to the fourth floor. These were the last few rooms they had remodeled to prepare for the convention and some of the rooms hadn’t been used in years. Nora and Marty had enjoyed choosing new sheets to match the warm colors they had put into the guest rooms. As Nora hoisted up the cardboard carton, a small woman whose glasses had slipped down her nose, approached her holding a brown mailing envelope.
“Excuse me, can you tell me if Evangeline Cartwright has arrived yet?” Her eyes, nearly free of makeup were amplified slightly by thick lenses. She looked hopeful and a little giddy, something Nora would have associated with a young girl at a rock concert even though the woman was probably in her forties.
Nora set down the box with a thud. “Not yet. Can I help you?”
“I was hoping she would be here already.” Her gaze slipped to the floor and she held the thick envelope closely. “My name is Izzy Franklin, and I work at the library.”
“Nice to meet you.”
“Thank you. It’s nice to meet you. I’m a little embarrassed about why I’m here. I don’t just check out books, but I write them.” The last part sounded like a confession as if writing were some sort of subversive activity. Izzy Franklin held out the envelope and shook it slightly for emphasis. “Miss Cartwright is probably the world’s best mystery writer and more than anything else, I want her to read my manuscript. I know it’s presumptuous of me, but her being here is an opportunity I just can’t pass up. I’m already late for work. Could you give her my manuscript when she arrives? All of my contact information is inside, so if she wants to, she can call me day or night, major holidays, or in the hospital.”
This mouse of a woman handed off her precious envelope to Nora. It took a lot of nerve to part with something that had to be so very important to her. Nora wanted to do right by her.
“Sure. I’d be glad to help.” Nora took the envelope and then winked at Izzy. “So, is this the next big bestseller?”
“Only Miss Cartwright can tell us that.”
“I’ll be sure to give it to her first thing when she arrives.”
“Do you promise?”
Nora put a hand over her heart. “I promise.” Then she winked. “Good luck, Izzy.”
The aspiring writer smiled, a slight tremble on her bottom lip. “Thank you so much. This is all so exciting.”
After Izzy left with a noticeable lift in her step, Nora added the thick envelope on top of the box of sheets as well as a file folder with her to do list and the receipts that needed to be filed for the purchase of the sheets. The flaps of the box were not taped, so the manuscript slipped inside. Nora would have to retrieve it after she dropped off the sheets so that she could deliver it to Evangeline Cartwright. She lifted the large box again letting it totter. She reached out to push the elevator button to ride up to the floor where Jolene the housekeeper was waiting for the sheets. Under one of the tables was a stray petal from a fresh flower arrangement. Jolene was fairly new to the job and didn’t always have the diligence needed in cleaning a facility this large. The vacuuming was hitting the middle of the floor but not under the tables or in the corner. Even though Nora had been against it, the Best of Show Champion from the United States, a British Red Shorthair named Catpurnicas, would be attending but would be kept at a local kennel and would make an appearance on Saturday. The Tunie was lucky to get the convention in the first place. After making phone calls to many national organizations, Nora had been surprised when the organizer agreed on their location. The Meow Meetup was a building block for future conventions. Starting with a cat convention might not sound impressive, but the hotel had been run down for so long that this gathering gave them all hope for a bright future.
Nora entered the ancient elevator and reaching around the bulky cardboard box, her fingers mashed two buttons instead of one, causing the old elevator to stay still. She waited for the doors to close but nothing was happening. She reached out again and hammered on the third-floor button just in case the
machinery wasn’t sure which floor to take her. Her phone rang as the doors began to close.
“Nora, I need to talk to you,” Nora’s uncle Wiley said on the other end, “we got a crisis here in the restaurant. We can’t possibly feed these kitty lovers with the chicken that just came in. It’s rancid. We’re just lucky it smells so bad or we might have ended up with a massive case of food poisoning. I don’t know what we’re going to do. It’s not like we can find this much chicken down at the Texas Star Market. We need to reorder, but there’s no time. We’ll never get it here and be able to marinate it and cook it by tomorrow night.”
“Did you call the supplier?” The Tunie Hotel used Moore Foods Wholesale Supplier to restock food for the restaurant. Everyone who served food in Piney Woods used Moore Foods. Being in a small town, they had a monopoly on wholesale food delivery.
“Yes, I called them, but I had to leave a message. They are supposed to call me back.” Nora worried when Uncle Wiley got stressed out. Wiley was a new member of the Alcoholics Anonymous 12 Step Program. The Meow Meetup convention had been a blessing for her, but as the manager of the Tunie Restaurant, it put her uncle under a tremendous amount of pressure. When Nora first met Wiley, he seemed to be drunk every day. Once he discovered Nora was his long-lost knees, he made a vow to her to straighten up his life. When he took over the restaurant he promised to stay sober. So far, he had kept his word, but spoiled chicken and a restaurant full of hungry people could change everything. Recovering alcoholics so often are trying to live their newly formed lives on shaky foundations. Wiley was no different.
“Uncle Wiley, I’m heading upstairs right now because Jolene is having a fit about getting her hands on the new sheets that we ordered. As soon as I finish with her, I’ll come to the restaurant and we’ll figure out what to do about the food situation. In the meantime, I want you to come up with an alternative dish in case we can’t get our hands on some chicken.”
“An alternative dish? But I have all the supplies for my special marinated chicken.” His voice rose at the end and she could tell he was not in a good way.
