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by Molly Harper


  “I didn’t see a hotel on my way into town. I don’t suppose there’s a Holiday Inn one street over, that I just didn’t see?” she asked.

  Bael scoffed and Zed glared at him, then ratcheted up his smile a few degrees before saying, “Like I said, we’ve got a real nice rental place for you. It’s got a lot of…charm.”

  Jillian found his pause before the word ‘charm’ to be highly suspicious. “Okay, I guess working out of a house will be more pleasant than working out of a hotel. Can you give me directions?”

  Zed was half-way to a nod when he said, “Yes, but I can’t help you get there right now. My maman’s expecting me at her place to fix her freezer. I keep tellin’ her that she’s overwhelming the twice-cursed thing, stuffin’ two whole deer carcasses in there. But then she glares at me and reminds me winter’s always around the corner and we need to think about puttin’ on hibernation weight. And then, I shut up because there’s nothin’ scarier than a Berend woman when she thinks you’re not listenin.”

  Jillian tilted her head and stared at him. “It’s May.”

  Zed shrugged. “Winter’s always just around the corner to Maman. But the Sheriff here can lead the way to your place. He’s one of your nearest neighbors.”

  Jillian shook her head. “I don’t want to be a bother. If you just give me directions, I’m sure I can find it.”

  Zed snorted. “Not likely. The roads ‘round here twist and turn and only half them have the right signs, because the fair folk think it’s funny to switch ‘em around. I can only find my place because I’ve lived here my whole life. But the Sheriff will be happy to give ya the full police escort, won’t ya?”

  Bael only glared at Zed.

  “Other duties as assigned, Bael,” Zed reminded him.

  Bael exhaled deeply and for a second, Jillian swore she could see smoke rings billowing out of his nostrils. “Follow my car.”

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  Also by Molly Harper

  **all lists are in reading order**

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  The Southern Eclectic Series (contemporary women’s fiction)

  Save a Truck, Ride a Redneck (prequel novella)

  Sweet Tea and Sympathy

  Peachy Flippin’ Keen (novella)

  Ain’t She a Peach?

  Gimme Some Sugar

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  The Mystic Bayou Series (paranormal romance)

  How to Date Your Dragon

  Love and Other Wild Things

  Even Tree Nymphs Get the Blues

  Selkies Are a Girl’s Best Friend

  Always Be My Banshee

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  The “Sorcery and Society” Series (young adult fantasy)

  Changeling

  Fledgling

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  The “Nice Girls” Series (paranormal romance)

  Nice Girls Don’t Have Fangs

  Nice Girls Don’t Date Dead Men

  Nice Girls Don’t Live Forever

  Nice Girls Don’t Bite Their Neighbors

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  Half-Moon Hollow Series (paranormal romance)

  The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

  Driving Mr. Dead

  Undead Sublet (A story in The Undead in My Bed anthology)

  A Witch’s Handbook of Kisses and Curses

  I’m Dreaming of an Undead Christmas

  The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire

  The Single Undead Moms Club

  Fangs for the Memories

  Where the Wild Things Bite

  Big Vamp on Campus

  Accidental Sire

  Peace, Blood and Understanding

  Nice Werewolves Don’t Bite Vampires

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  The “Naked Werewolf” Series (paranormal romance)

  How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

  The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf

  How to Run with a Naked Werewolf

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  The “Bluegrass” Series (contemporary romance)

  My Bluegrass Baby

  Rhythm and Bluegrass

  Snow Falling on Bluegrass

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  Standalone Titles

  And One Last Thing

  Better Homes and Hauntings

  About the Author

  Molly Harper worked for six years as a reporter and humor columnist for The Paducah Sun. Her reporting duties included covering courts, school board meetings, quilt shows, and once, the arrest of a Florida man who faked his suicide by shark attack and spent the next few months tossing pies at a local pizzeria.

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  Molly has published over thirty books. She writes women’s fiction, paranormal romance, romantic comedies, and young adult fantasy. She lives in Michigan with her husband and children.

  Please visit her website for updates, news and freebies! https://www.mollyharper.com/

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  Twitter: @mollyharperauth

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  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Molly-Harper-Author-138734162865557/

 

 

 


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