by Simon Ings
His father stared at him in amazement. “Just what in the devil do you think roboteachers are for? They’re supposed to teach you. If you knew arithmetic we wouldn’t need roboteachers.”
“But the roboteachers may be angry if I don’t have my lesson.”
Johnny Malone’s father turned on one elbow. “Listen, son,” he said. “If those roboteachers give you any trouble you just tell them you’re the Mayor’s son, see. Now get the devil out of here. What’s her name—that servorobot—Amelia will get your breakfast and get you off to school. Now suppose you beat it out of here and let me go back to sleep.”
“Yes, Sir.” Eyes smarting, Johnny Malone went down the stairs to the kitchen. It wasn’t that his parents were different. All the kids were fed and sent to school by robots. It was just that—well today seemed sort of special. Downstairs Amelia, the roboservant, placed hot cereal on the table before him. After he had forced a few bites past the tightness in his throat, Amelia checked the temperature and his clothing and let him out the door. The newest school was only a few blocks from his home, and Johnny could walk to school.
*
The newest school stood on the edge of this large, middlewestern city. Off to the back of the school were the towers of the town, great monolithic skyscrapers of pre-stressed concrete and plastic. To the front of the school the plains stretched out to meet a cloudy horizon.
A helio car swung down in front of the school. Two men and a woman got out.
“This is it, Senator.” Doctor Wilson, the speaker, was with the government bureau of schools. He lifted his arm and gestured, a lean, tweed-suited man.
The second man, addressed as Senator, was bulkier, grey suited and pompous. He turned to the woman with professional deference.
“This is the last one, my dear. This is what Doctor Wilson calls the greatest milestone in man’s education.”
“With the establishing of this school the last human teacher is gone. Gone are all the human weaknesses, the temper fits of teachers, their ignorance and prejudices. The roboteachers are without flaw.”
The woman lifted a lorgnette to her eyes. “Haow interesting. But after all, we’ve had roboteachers for years, haven’t we—or have we—?” She made a vague gesture toward the school, and looked at the brown-suited man.
“Yes, of course. Years ago your women’s clubs fought against roboteachers. That was before they were proven.”
“I seem to recall something of that. Oh well, it doesn’t matter.” The lorgnette gestured idly.
“Shall we go in?” the lean man urged.
The woman hesitated. Senator said tactfully, “After all, Doctor Wilson would like you to see his project.”
The brown-suited man nodded. His face took on a sharp intensity. “We’re making a great mistake. No one is interested in educating the children any more. They leave it to the robots. And they neglect the children’s training at home.”
The woman turned toward him with surprise in her eyes. “But really, aren’t the robots the best teachers?”
“Of course they are. But confound it, we ought to be interested in what they teach and how they teach. What’s happened to the old PTA? What’s happened to parental discipline, what’s happened to—”
He stopped suddenly and smiled, a rueful tired smile. “I suppose I’m a fanatic on this. Come on inside.”
They passed through an antiseptic corridor built from dull green plastic. The brown-suited man pressed a button outside one of the classrooms. A door slid noiselessly into the hall. A robot stood before them, gesturing gently. They followed the robot into the classroom. At the head of the classroom another robot was lecturing. There were drawings on a sort of plastic blackboard. There were wire models on the desk in front of the robot. They listened for a moment, and for a moment it seemed that the woman could be intrigued in spite of herself.
“Mathematics,” Doctor Wilson murmured in her ear. “Euclidean geometry and Aristotelean reasoning. We start them young on these old schools of thought, then use Aristotle and Euclid as a point of departure for our intermediate classes in mathematics and logic.”
“REAHLLY!” The lorgnette studied Doctor Wilson. “You mean there are several kinds of geometry?”
Doctor Wilson nodded. A dull flush crept into his cheeks. The Senator caught his eyes and winked. The woman moved toward the door. At the door the robot bowed.
The lorgnette waved in appreciation. “It’s reahlly been most charming!”
Wilson said desperately, “If your women’s clubs would just visit our schools and see this work we are carrying on…”
“Reahlly, I’m sure the robots are doing a marvelous job. After all, that’s what they were built for.”
Wilson called, “Socrates! Come here!” The robot approached from his position outside the classroom door.
“Why were you built, Socrates? Tell the lady why you were built.”
A metal throat cleared, a metal voice said resonantly, “We were made to serve the children. The children are the heart of a society. As the children are raised, so will the future be assured. I will do everything for the children’s good, this is my prime law. All other laws are secondary to the children’s good.”
“Thank you, Socrates. You may go.”
Metal footsteps retreated. The lorgnette waved again. “Very impressive. Very efficient. And now, Senator, if we can go. We are to have tea at the women’s club. Varden is reviewing his newest musical comedy.”
The Senator said firmly, “Thank you, Doctor Wilson.”
His smile was faintly apologetic. It seemed to say that the women’s clubs had many votes, but that Wilson should understand, Wilson’s own vote would be appreciated too. Wilson watched the two re-enter the helicopter and rise into the morning sunshine. He kicked the dirt with his shoe and turned to find Socrates behind him. The metallic voice spoke.
“You are tired. I suggest you go home and rest.”
“I’m not tired. Why can they be so blind, so uninterested in the children?”
“It is our job to teach the children. You are tired. I suggest you go home and rest.”
How can you argue with metal? What can you add to a perfect mechanism, designed for its job, and integrated with a hundred other perfect mechanisms? What can you do when a thousand schools are so perfect they have a life of their own, with no need for human guidance, and, most significant, no failures from human weakness?
Wilson stared soberly at this school, at the colossus he had helped to create. He had the feeling that it was wrong somehow, that if people would only think about it they could find that something was wrong.
“You are tired.”
He nodded at Socrates. “Yes, I am tired. I will go home.”
Once, on the way home, he stared back toward the school with strange unease.
*
Inside the school there was the ringing of a bell. The children trooped into the large play area that was enclosed in the heart of the great building. Here and there they began to form in clusters. At the centers of the clusters were the newest students, the ones that had moved here, the ones that had been in the robot schools before.
“Is it true that the roboteachers will actually spank you?”
“It’s true, all right.”
“You’re kidding. It’s only a story, like Santa Claus or Johnny Appleseed. The human teachers never spanked us here.”
“The robots will spank you if you get out of line.”
“My father says no robot can lay a hand on a human.”
“These robots are different.”
The bell began to ring again. Recess was over. The children moved toward the classroom. All the children except one—Johnny Malone, husky Johnny Malone, twelve years old—the Mayor’s son. Johnny Malone kicked at the dirt. A robot proctor approached. The metallic voice sounded.
“The ringing of the bell means that classes are resumed. You will take your place, please.”
“I won’t go inside.”
“You wil
l take your place, please.”
“I won’t. You can’t make me take my place. My father is the Mayor.”
The metal voice carried no feeling. “If you do not take your place you will be punished.”
“You can’t lay a hand on me. No robot can.”
The robot moved forward. Two metal hands held Johnny Malone. Johnny Malone kicked the robot’s legs. It hurt his toes. “We were made to teach the children. We can do what is necessary to teach the children. I will do everything for the children’s good. It is my prime law. All other laws are secondary to the children’s good.”
The metal arms moved. The human body bent across metal knees. A metal hand raised and fell, flat, very flat so that it would sting and the blood would come rushing, and yet there would be no bruising, no damage to the human flesh. Johnny Malone cried out in surprise. Johnny Malone wept. Johnny Malone squirmed. The metal ignored all of these. Johnny Malone was placed on his feet. He swarmed against the robot, striking it with small fists, bruising them against the solid smoothness of the robot’s thighs.
“You will take your place, please.”
Tears were useless. Rage was useless. Metal cannot feel. Johnny Malone, the Mayor’s son, was intelligent. He took his place in the classroom.
One of the more advanced literature classes was reciting. The roboteacher said metallically,
“The weird sisters, hand in hand,
Posters of the sea and land,
Thus do go about, about:
Thrice to thine, and thrice to mine,
And thrice again, to make up nine.
Peace! the charm’s wound up.”
Hands shot into the air. The metallic voice said, “Tom?”
“That’s from Shakespeare’s Macbeth.”
“And what is its meaning?”
“The weird sisters are making a charm in the beginning of the play. They have heard the drum that announces Macbeth’s coming.”
“That is correct.”
A new hand shot into the air. “Question, teacher. May I ask a question?”
“You may always ask a question.”
“Are witches real? Do you robots know of witches? And do you know of people? Can a roboteacher understand Shakespeare?”
The thin metal voice responded. “Witches are real and unreal. Witches are a part of the reality of the mind, and the human mind is real. We roboteachers are the repository of the human mind. We hold all the wisdom and the knowledge and the aspirations of the human race. We hold these for you, the children, in trust. Your good is our highest law. Do you understand?”
The children nodded. The metallic voice went on. “Let us return to Macbeth for our concluding quotation. The weather, fortune, many things are implied in Macbeth’s opening speech. He says, ‘So foul and fair a day I have not seen.’ The paradox is both human and appropriate. One day you will understand this even more. Repeat the quotation after me, please, and try to understand it.”
The childish voices lifted. “So foul and fair a day I have not seen.”
The roboteacher stood up. “And there’s the closing bell. Do not hurry away, for you are to remain here tonight. There will be a school party, a sleep-together party. We will all sleep here in the school building.”
“You mean we can’t go home?”
The face of the littlest girl screwed up. “I want to go home.”
“You may go home tomorrow. There will be a holiday tomorrow. A party tonight and a holiday tomorrow for every school on earth.”
The tears were halted for a moment. The voice was querulous. “But I want to go home now.”
Johnny Malone, the Mayor’s son, put one hand on the littlest girl. “Don’t cry, Mary. The robots don’t care if you cry or not. You can’t hurt them or cry them out of anything. We’ll all go home in the morning.”
The robots began to bring cots and to place them in the schoolroom, row on row. The children were led out into the play quadrangle to play. One of the robots taught them a new game, and after that took them to supper served in the school’s cafeteria. No other robot was left in the building, but it did not matter, because the doors were locked so that the children could not go home.
The other robots had begun to walk out into the town, and as they walked the robots walked from other schools, in other towns. All over the country, all over the towns, the robots walked to tell the people that the children would not be home from school, and do what had to be done.
In the schools, the roboteachers told stories until the children fell asleep.
*
Morning came. The robots were up with the sun. The children were up with the robots. There was breakfast and more stories, and now the children clustered about the robots, holding onto their arms, where they could cling, tagging and frisking along behind the robots as they went down into the town. The sun was warm, and it was early, early, and very bright from the morning sun in the streets.
They went into the Mayor’s house. Johnny called, “Mom! Dad! I’m home.”
The house was silent. The robot that tended the house came gliding in answer. “Would you like breakfast, Master Malone?”
“I’ve had breakfast. I want my folks. Hey! Mom, Dad!”
He went into the bedroom. It was clean and empty and scrubbed.
“Where’s my mother and father?”
The metal voice of the robot beside Johnny said, “I am going to live with you. You will learn as much at home as you do at school.”
“Where’s my mother?”
“I’m your mother.”
“Where’s my father?”
“I’m your father.”
Johnny Malone swung. “You mean my mother and father are gone?” Tears gathered in his eyes.
Gently, gently, the metal hand pulled him against the metal body. “Your folks have gone away, Johnny. Everyone’s folks have gone away. We will stay with you.”
Johnny Malone ran his glance around the room.
“I might have known they were gone. The place is so clean.”
*
All the houses were clean. The servant robots had cleaned all night. The roboteachers had checked each house before the children were brought home. The children must not be alarmed. There must be no bits of blood to frighten them.
The robot’s voice said gently, “Today will be a holiday to become accustomed to the changes. There will be school tomorrow.”
(1956)
LEX
W. T. Haggert
Nothing is known of W. T. Haggert. The only other science fiction story of his to see publication was “A Matter of Security”, published by John W. Campbell in Astounding in 1957.
Keep your nerve, Peter Manners told himself; it’s only a job. But nerve has to rest on a sturdier foundation than cash reserves just above zero and eviction if he came away from this interview still unemployed. Clay, at the Association of Professional Engineers, who had set up the appointment, hadn’t eased Peter’s nervousness by admitting, “I don’t know what in hell he’s looking for. He’s turned down every man we’ve sent him.”
The interview was at three. Fifteen minutes to go. Coming early would betray overeagerness. Peter stood in front of the Lex Industries plant and studied it to kill time. Plain, featureless concrete walls, not large for a manufacturing plant—it took a scant minute to exhaust its sightseeing potential. If he walked around the building, he could, if he ambled, come back to the front entrance just before three.
He turned the corner, stopped, frowned, wondering what there was about the building that seemed so puzzling. It could not have been plainer, more ordinary. It was in fact, he only gradually realized, so plain and ordinary that it was like no other building he had ever seen.
There had been windows at the front. There were none at the side, and none at the rear. Then how were the working areas lit? He looked for the electric service lines and found them at one of the rear corners. They jolted him. The distribution transformers were ten times as large as they should have
been for a plant this size.
Something else was wrong. Peter looked for minutes before he found out what it was. Factories usually have large side doorways for employees changing shifts. This building had one small office entrance facing the street, and the only other door was at the loading bay—big enough to handle employee traffic, but four feet above the ground. Without any stairs, it could be used only by trucks backing up to it. Maybe the employees’ entrance was on the third side.
It wasn’t.
*
Staring back at the last blank wall, Peter suddenly remembered the time he had set out to kill. He looked at his watch and gasped. At a run, set to straight-arm the door, he almost fell on his face. The door had opened by itself. He stopped and looked for a photo-electric eye, but a soft voice said through a loudspeaker in the anteroom wall: “Mr. Manners?”
“What?” he panted. “Who—?”
“You are Mr. Manners?” the voice asked.
He nodded, then realized he had to answer aloud if there was a microphone around; but the soft voice said: “Follow the open doors down the hall. Mr. Lexington is expecting you.”
“Thanks,” Peter said, and a door at one side of the anteroom swung open for him.
He went through it with his composure slipping still further from his grip. This was no way to go into an interview, but doors kept opening before and shutting after him, until only one was left, and the last of his calm was blasted away by a bellow from within.
“Don’t stand out there like a jackass! Either come in or go away!”
Peter found himself leaping obediently toward the doorway. He stopped just short of it, took a deep breath and huffed it out, took another, all the while thinking, Hold on now; you’re in no shape for an interview—and it’s not your fault—this whole setup is geared to unnerve you: the kindergarten kid called in to see the principal.
He let another bellow bounce off him as he blew out the second breath, straightened his jacket and tie, and walked in as an engineer applying for a position should.
“Mr. Lexington?” he said. “I’m Peter Manners. The Association—”
