by V. M. Burns
The Puppy Who Found a Body
Aggie was sniffing around a tree stump. She was engrossed in sniffing and scratching and certainly wasn’t paying any attention to me.
“Aggie, come,” I said forcefully, like Dixie had instructed, but Aggie couldn’t have cared less what I wanted and gave no indication she’d even heard me.
Dixie had warned me against repeating commands. Aggie needed to be trained to come the first time she was called. If she didn’t, I was to pick her up.
I sighed as I walked over to pick her up. It was only then that I saw what she was digging at. She’d unearthed a man’s shoe. Closer inspection showed the shoe was attached to a leg, a man’s leg. I squealed and jumped back.
I have no idea how long I stood there, but eventually I pulled my cell phone out of my pocket and made several calls. The first was to Dixie, instructing her to get over here immediately. The second call was to my daughter, Stephanie. The message was roughly the same thing, except I ordered her to send Joe out here immediately.
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Table of Contents
The Puppy Who Found a Body
Books by V.M. Burns
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Teaser Chapter
The Puppy Who Knew Too Much
V.M. Burns
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Special thanks to Dawn Dowdle at Blue Ridge Literary. I don’t know what I would do without all of the support you provide. Thank you to the wonderful people at Kensington Publishing for bringing my dreams to reality, especially my editor, John Scognamiglio.
Thank you to my fantastic Cleveland CXC family. Thanks to Anthony “Trooper Tony” Cameron for technical assistance. Thanks to the Barnyardians (Chuck, Jill, Lindsey and Tim) and to our fearless and courageous leader, Sandy Morrison for all of the support and encouragement. I’m grateful for my wonderful team (Jennifer, Eric, Amber, Robin, Derrick and Jonathan). Once a trainer, always a trainer and no matter what, you will always be my team (Tena, Grace, Jamie and Deborah), thank you all for always supporting me and especially for the plugs you’ve thrown my way. Special thanks to Monica Jill and Linda Kay for your great attitudes and willingness to allow me to borrow pieces of your personalities.
I will always be grateful to my Seton Hill University family and especially to my peeps. Love my Seton Hill Tribe: Patricia, Michelle, Jacki, Penny, Jessica, Anna, Matt, Jeff, Alex, Tyler, Kenya, Crystal, Dagmar, Lana and Gina.
I appreciate all of the enthusiastic supporters who have helped to promote, shared posts and left reviews. Thanks to Betty Tyler and all the fantastic writers at Cozy Mystery Crew. Thanks to Karen Owen and Colleen Finn for promotion help. Thanks to Linda Herold and Marie Roush for help naming Lucky and Denise Austin for recommending I feature a German Shepherd Dog in this book.
None of these books would be possible without the love and support of my family. Thank you, Benjamin Burns, Jackie, Jillian and Christopher Rucker. Last but not least, thanks to my good friends Sophia Muckerson and Shelitha Mckee. You guys are the absolute best.
Chapter 1
“I’m sorry I’m late.” I flopped down in the seat across from Dixie. “That dog.” I shook my head. “Remind me why I ever thought having a dog was a good idea?”
“Uh oh.” Dixie chuckled. “What did Aggie do now?”
A waiter hovered near our table, and I shoved my coffee cup in his direction. He got the hint and filled the cup and discreetly backed away from the table.
“What did she do?” I took a sip of coffee and held up a hand and ticked off my grievances one at a time. “She chewed a hole in almost every pair of socks I own. Ripped her dog bed to shreds so there was nothing but foam all over the floor. She climbed up on the bed and left a deposit on my pillow, and I just spent fifteen minutes chasing her around the hotel room trying to get my underwear out of her mouth.”
Dixie’s eyes grew large, and the corners of her mouth twitched.
“Don’t you dare laugh,” I threatened, but it didn’t do any good.
Dixie wasn’t able to hold back the laughter. She guffawed and laughed so long and hard that people at nearby tables turned to stare and started to laugh too. After a few seconds, even I was laughing.
When I finally pulled myself together, I wiped tears out of my eyes. “This isn’t funny. I can’t believe I’m laughing.”
“If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry.” Dixie wiped her eyes with a napkin. “It’s funny.”
“No, it isn’t.” I leaned forward. “Seriously, I’m at my wits’ end. She was such a good dog in Lighthouse Dunes. Now that we’ve moved to Chattanooga, she’s become the devil’s spawn and is intent on getting us tossed out of the hotel.”
I’d recently relocated from Lighthouse Dunes, Indiana, to sunny Chattanooga, Tennessee, and was living in an extended-stay hotel that accepted pets.
“I told you, you’re welcome to stay with us. Beau and I have plenty of room, and we’d love to
have you.”
Scarlett Jefferson—Dixie, to her friends—had been my best friend in college. She was a Southern belle who was close to six feet tall. She was thin, with big hair and a big heart to match. She and her husband, Beau, were willing to let us stay with them, but I’d been through a lot. Three months ago, I thought the fact that my husband was leaving me for a younger woman after twenty-five years of marriage was the worst thing that could happen to me. It probably was the worst thing until Albert was murdered and the police arrested me as the most likely suspect. Eventually I was cleared, but I was still working through my feelings and wasn’t prepared to drag all of my emotional baggage into my friend’s home.
I shook my head to clear the bad memories away. “I appreciate you both so much.” I sighed. “But I don’t want to be a bother.” Dixie was about to interrupt, and I held up a hand to stop her. “I know what you’re going to say, but I’ve still got a lot of things to work through, and I think it would be best if I don’t drown your poor husband in all of my crazy drama at one time. Besides, I’m hoping we find a rental and can settle down.” I sighed again. “Who knew it would take so long to find a reasonable rental in a good neighborhood that would allow pets?”
“Well, you know you always have a place with us,” Dixie said.
I knew Dixie was sincere in her invitation, but I was still adjusting to life alone without Albert. In addition to moving six hundred miles from Indiana to Chattanooga, I had adopted a rescue, a toy poodle. I named her after my favorite mystery writer, Agatha Christie, Aggie, for short. I had had a lot of change in a relatively short period of time.
I nodded. “Thank you.”
“Regardless of where you stay, you need to get Aggie trained. She’s bored in that hotel room all day, which is why she’s getting into trouble.” She tilted her head to the side. “I thought you were going to crate her during the day.”
I pulled out my cell phone and swiped until I came across a video and held it up. “I put her in the crate, but she’s a little Houdini. Every day when I come home, she’s out. At first, I thought the hotel staff were coming into the room and letting her out, but they swore they weren’t. So I got one of those motion cameras and set it up.” I leaned forward. “That little minx used her nose to slide the latch on the crate until she got it open and walked out like she was the queen of Sheba.” I stared. “It didn’t take her five minutes to get out of the crate.”
Dixie laughed. “Well, that’s the problem with smart dogs like poodles. They figure things out pretty quickly. You’re going to need to get a different crate with a more challenging lock.”
Aggie was a two-year-old toy poodle Dixie had rescued from a breeder. She was six pounds of adorableness, and I fell head over heels in love with her the first time she looked at me with those big brown eyes and laid her head on my shoulder. However, Dixie was right: she needed training.
“I signed up for your basic obedience class at the East Tennessee Dog Club. We’ll be there with bells on Thursday night.”
Dixie nodded. “Good. You’ll need a six-foot leather leash, a plain, flat leather collar, and a pouch full of treats she’ll sell her soul for.”
“I have these dog biscuits that...”
Dixie was shaking her head before the words left my mouth, and she had that You poor pitiful thing look in her eyes that she always gave me before she said, “Bless your heart,” which I’d learned was Southern speak for You’re an idiot. “Dog biscuits are nice for everyday, but you want something that will drive her crazy so she’ll want to do whatever you ask to get those treats.”
“What do you have in mind?”
“Hot dogs or string cheese.”
“You told me not to give her table food.”
“True, but that was on a daily basis. Human food has preservatives, additives, tons of salt, and other things that aren’t good for people or canines. But training is different. You can give her good dog treats too, but not the dog biscuits that she gets all of the time. This needs to be something special.”
I pulled out my phone and added a reminder to myself. “Okay, I’ll add soul-selling treats to the grocery list.”
“Now, how is the house hunt going?” Dixie took a sip of her coffee and pointed to the newspaper I had placed on the table when I sat down.
“Not so good. I was supposed to look at a place this afternoon, but my realtor called and said I was too late. It’s already rented.”
“Maybe you should buy a house rather than renting,” Dixie said. “There’s a lovely home just down the street from me.” She smiled enthusiastically.
I shook my head. “I can’t afford your neighborhood; besides, I don’t think I could drive there.”
Dixie and Beau had a large, sprawling estate atop Lookout Mountain, overlooking the city. I never realized I had a problem with heights until I tried driving up Lookout Mountain. I’d lived most of my life in Indiana, which was flat and known for corn and wheat fields. I loved looking at the lush green mountains of Tennessee. However, driving them was a completely different matter. I couldn’t believe how narrow the roads leading up the mountains were—only one lane in each direction. The roads had been carved out years ago and snaked up the steep, rocky terrain. On one side of the road, your car practically hugged the mountainside; then across the two lanes there was a steep drop-off with nothing to prevent cars from tumbling over the sides.
Dixie chuckled. “I remember the first time I took you to my house. Your eyes were as big as silver dollars.” She laughed. “You kept saying, ‘That aluminum foil rail isn’t going to stop a car from falling off the side of the mountain.’”
“There need to be concrete barriers on that mountain.”
“Concrete would ruin the views.” Dixie shook her head.
“Falling off the side of the mountain will ruin it more.”
Our waiter returned and took our orders. He was a friendly young man and smiled and called me ma’am. I’d only been here for two weeks and was still getting accustomed to the friendly moniker. However, I already knew I liked Chattanooga. The people were unbelievably friendly and the landscape picturesque. However, my favorite part of Chattanooga was the weather. We were sitting outside having brunch in December. The locals complained about the cold, but at sixty-seven degrees, I thought the temperature felt fantastic. I’d checked the weather in Lighthouse Dunes earlier. There was two feet of snow on the ground and more expected every day. I’d take sixty-seven over fifteen with highs expected in the upper twenties, when the wind chill would make it feel like only seven. The very thought caused me to shiver.
I looked up. Dixie was staring at me. She then glanced to the side, and I followed the direction of her gaze to the table next to us. A small lady was sitting there, staring and smiling at us. I glanced back at Dixie, who shrugged. I tried to ignore the woman, but, after a few moments, the woman leaned over.
“Excuse me. I’m sorry to interrupt, but did I overhear you say you were looking for a rental home in a good neighborhood that accepts pets?”
I always thought the Midwest was a relatively friendly area, but two weeks in Chattanooga showed me the South was on a totally different level of friendliness. Complete strangers talked to you. They walked up to you and held conversations, and as in this case, they joined in on your conversations. My initial instinct was to ignore her, but Dixie was a lot friendlier than me.
She turned to the lady and smiled. “Yes, my friend just moved here from Indiana, and she’s been looking for a nice house in a decent neighborhood. Do you know of a place?”
The lady was older. She was small with dark hair and large glasses. “Actually, my son has a house in a great neighborhood. He’s overseas at the moment, and he loves pets. In fact, he has a wonderful dog, Rusty. He’s so smart and well trained. He adopted him from a colonel he knows.” She smiled broadly and held her chest out proudly. “He’s a military contrac
tor stationed in the Cayman Islands.”
I tilted my head and tried not to look puzzled. The Caymans weren’t part of the United States. We had troops stationed all over the globe, but the Caymans? I looked from Dixie to the woman. “Is it listed with a realtor?”
She shook her head. “Not yet. You see, I live in Georgia, and I keep an eye on things for him when he’s out of the country.” She smiled again. “He had to leave the country very suddenly, and it’ll be a long time before he returns, so I thought there’s no sense in that house sitting empty. He might as well let someone live in it and let the house make money for him. I have to do some shopping, so I thought I’d come check on it.” Her eyes got large. “It’s a good thing I did. He left in such a hurry, the front door was open.” She shook her head in dismay.
“Well, maybe you could give me your son’s telephone number or e-mail address, and I can talk to him and arrange to see the house.” I pulled a pen out of my purse and picked up a paper napkin so I could write down the information.
“Well, I was thinking that since I’m here and you’re here, maybe I could show you the house now. That way I won’t have to drive back from Georgia.” She looked eagerly from Dixie to me. “My eyesight isn’t what it used to be, and I hate driving in traffic if I can avoid it.”
I looked at Dixie and tried to use telepathy to ask, Is this woman crazy? However, either my mental telepathy wasn’t working or Dixie decided to ignore me.
“Why, that sounds like a great idea. My name is Dixie, and this is my friend Lilly.” She pointed to me.
“Oh, excuse my manners. I’m Jo Ellen Hansen.” She shook hands with Dixie and then me. “It’s a lovely house, and I was thinking that if I rented it right away, then my son would be so pleased when he came back.” She smiled.
The waiter brought our food, and Mrs. Hansen stepped out of the way. When the waiter left, she said, “Why don’t I let you ladies finish eating and I’ll go run a few errands. Then we could meet at the house in an hour. Would that work for you?” She looked eagerly from Dixie to me.
