by Eliza Watson
My Christmas Goose Is
Almost Cooked
The Travel Mishaps of Caity Shaw
Book Three
Eliza Watson
What do you do when your Christmas goes from white to blue?
Despite a few setbacks, Caity Shaw’s future no longer looks as emotionally and financially bleak as it did a few months ago. Rather than working as an elf this holiday season, she is the head photographer for a group event in Dublin. Not only is Caity mending family ties, she’s learning to trust men again, thanks to her hot Irish coworker, Declan.
That is, until Declan and Caity visit rural Ireland and their relationship comes to a crossroads. Declan’s family welcomes Caity into their home with open arms, but they are tight-lipped when it comes to sharing memories that could send Declan running from his past—just when Caity is learning to face hers. However, facing her grandmother’s mysterious past is a different story. With the help of her quirky Irish rellies and a local historian, Caity uncovers secrets about her grandmother that may cause her family ties to unravel once again.
When Caity experiences her biggest mishap to date, everyone is forced to face their pasts and nobody’s life will be the same.
My Christmas Goose Is Almost Cooked
Copyright © 2017 by Elizabeth Watson
All rights reserved by author.
Cover design by Lyndsey Lewellen at LLewellen Designs
Interior formatting by Author E.M.S.
All rights reserved. Except for use in any review, the reproduction or utilization of this work in whole or in part by any electronic, mechanical, or other means, now known or hereafter invented, including xerography, photocopying, and recording, or in any information storage or retrieval system, is forbidden without the written permission of the publisher, Elizabeth Watson.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, brands, media, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
ISBN-10: 0-9992168-0-5
ISBN-13: 978-0-9992168-0-4
Table of Contents
MY CHRISTMAS GOOSE IS ALMOST COOKED
About the Book
Copyright
Books by Eliza Watson
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Family Tree
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Coming May 2018
Author’s Note
About Eliza Watson
Books by Eliza Watson
The Travel Mishaps of Caity Shaw Series
Flying by the Seat of My Knickers (Book 1)
Up the Seine Without a Paddle (Book 2)
My Christmas Goose Is Almost Cooked (Book 3)
Other Books
Kissing My Old Life Au Revoir
Writing Romance as Eliza Daly
Under Her Spell
Identity Crisis
Writing Young Adult as Beth Watson
Getting a Life, Even If You’re Dead
Dedication
To our Irish neighbors and friends
Des, Mags, and Darragh Carter
Thank you for the wonderful holiday memories and
for helping us to make our Ireland house a home.
And for the chicken curry…
Acknowledgments
I cannot even begin to thank all of my Irish rellies and friends for including Mark and me in your holiday festivities and for sharing your family traditions. I’ve enjoyed tasting my first Christmas pudding, pulling my first cracker and wearing its crepe paper crown, and attending my first St. Stephen’s Day celebration rather than fighting crowds hunting for after-Christmas bargains. Thanks a mil for making our holidays so memorable. I look forward to many more!
I would like to thank my husband, Mark, and all my friends and family for believing in me and supporting my writing in so many ways. I would have given up years ago without your encouragement. Thank you to Nikki Ford and Elizabeth Wright for your in-depth feedback, helping to make this a stronger book. Thanks to Sandra Watson for providing professional insight into narcissistic personality disorder and the damaging emotional effect narcissists have on their victims. To Judy Watson for reading the book numerous times. And to Laura Iding—if it wasn’t for all of our brainstorming sessions over wine and dinner, I might still be plotting book one.
To Dori Harrell for your fab editorial skills and for always exceeding my expectations. To Chrissy Wolfe for your final proofreading tweaks. To Lyndsey Lewellen for another incredible cover and for capturing the spirit of Caity. And to Amy Atwell at Author E.M.S. for a flawless interior format and for always promptly answering my many questions.
Thanks to my brilliant fans, who began this adventure with Caity in Flying by the Seat of My Knickers and who continue to follow her journey around Europe!
Chapter One
“We’re in trouble, Caity.” Panic filled the older woman’s voice on the other end of my cell phone.
“Bernice? What’s wrong? Where are you?”
Bernice was a winner in Brecker beer’s consumer promotion trip—Deck the Halls—to Dublin. Her sister, Gracie, was her guest.
“At some Christmas market. All the little shops look alike. Can’t figure out how to get out of here and back to the hotel.”
“Give a taxi driver the hotel’s card.”
“We don’t have money for a taxi.”
“They take credit cards.”
“We don’t believe in credit cards.” Bernice gasped. “Oh dear, it’s so loud and so many people!”
“I’ve seen that market. I’ll be there in fifteen minutes.”
I disconnected, heaving a frustrated groan, though I could sympathize, being directionally challenged myself. And my job as an event planner was to assist if any of the trip’s twenty winners and their guests ended up missing, in the hospital, or in jail. Most of them had never been abroad and were even less travel savvy than me. Scary.
I called my sister, Rachel, Brecker’s lead event planner, and explained that I was off to rescue Bernice and Gracie. She and my Irish coworker Declan were checking out a pub for future events.
Actually, six weeks ago Declan had become more than a coworker. We’d been kicked out of Paris’s Musée d’Orsay for making out in the middle of the Impressionist wing. Not only wouldn’t Rachel condone coworkers dating—or making out in an art museum—she’d wig out that I’d succumbed to Declan’s playboy charms, despite her warning. Having recently confided in Rachel about my emotionally abusive ex-boyfriend, Andy, had helped mend our strained relationship. Her advice had been to avoid men and take time to find myself. I’d given myself the same advice before kissing Declan. It was stellar advice, but I wasn’t listening to either one of us.
I was listening to my heart.
The Christmas market was a short walk from the Connelly Court Hotel. Steaming mulled wine and the scent of evergreen boughs, which decorated rows of wooden stalls, filled the unseasonably warm evening air. Vendors sold gingerbread houses with white and red icing, Christmas cakes and puddings, holiday crafts, and gifts. I found Bernice and Gracie in front of a pub’s stand, dancing an Irish jig to “F
eliz Navidad” playing over the sound system. They didn’t look panicked or lost. The petite gray-haired women wore matching red Brecker sweatshirts and green Santa stocking caps with Flanagan’s logo—a Dublin-based brewery owned by Brecker. I had on an identical sweatshirt and a Brecker scarf. Despite my auburn hair and pale skin, the right shade of red was a good color for me, unlike orange.
I slipped Brecker’s camera from my purse and snapped a few pics of the women. I’d been promoted from wearing a foam sausage costume and posing with VIPs at the last Dublin meeting to company photographer, capturing candid shots of the winners for future promotional materials. I had to impress Rachel with some killer shots. No way was I being demoted to a sausage, one of my most humiliating experiences.
My gaze narrowed on the women. “You don’t look lost.”
“We thought you needed to get out and have some fun.” Bernice nudged me with her elbow, encouraging me to sing along.
Gracie placed her Santa cap on my head. For the first time in three years, my seasonal employment hadn’t required an elf hat. My Cheesey Eddie’s uniform had included a foam cheesehead, though. The only thing that had made my elf gigs tolerable was singing Christmas carols.
I joined the women, belting out one of my favorite tunes. When the song ended, the ladies reached down for plastic cups containing a dark liquid. Bernice fished out a euro someone had tossed in her drink.
“What’s that?” I asked.
“Mulled wine,” Bernice said. “Don’t cramp our style by drinking tea.”
“I don’t want a drink.” I glanced around the busy market. “I need some gifts.”
I had no idea what to buy Declan. I’d considered using my Cheesey Eddie’s employee discount for a block of cheese shaped like Wisconsin. Nothing said we were just friends like a hunk of cheddar. Yet I didn’t want to buy him something too intimate when we hadn’t yet been intimate.
“If you entered contests, you wouldn’t have to spend time Christmas shopping,” Bernice said. “I’m giving my grandson an iPad I won.”
“Hopefully, I win that riding lawn mower.” Gracie crossed her fingers. “I’m downsizing my life and selling my car.”
Bernice nodded. “Remember when I won that trip to London but Larry insisted we take the cash payout for a new car? Our car was just fine, but no arguing with the man when the entry form was from his case of beer.” She raised her glass. “Here’s to Larry and Irvin. May they rest in peace.” The ladies took swigs of their wine. “And to Scotland next year, homeland of our McKinneys.”
Gracie smiled wide. “Oh my yes, to men in kilts.”
These women sounded like their husbands’ deaths were the beginning of their lives.
“How do you learn about all of these contests?” I asked.
Attendees had won this all-expense paid trip to Dublin by submitting a one-thousand-word essay to Brecker’s marketing department, describing their favorite memories involving the beer. Bernice’s story included a vintage Brecker tray her grandmother had used to serve Christmas cookies and snacks at family gatherings, including Bernice’s high school graduation. Her mother continued the tradition, and they’d passed Brecker beer on it at Bernice’s father’s funeral. I’d teared up when Rachel had me read the entry.
“Contests are everywhere on social media,” Gracie said. “And forums, which are also a great way to meet men. I met an Irish gent, and we’re hooking up with him and his friend tonight. Better than a dating site.”
“You never know where you’ll meet a guy,” Bernice said with a wink.
A man in a red jacket and green wool cap stood on a stage in an open square. A backdrop of sponsor banners included Guinness, Jameson, and Tayto—Ireland’s delicious potato chips. The crowd’s lively chatter faded to a hush.
“It’s time to announce the next winner in our silent auction benefiting Ireland’s Hospice Foundation. The winner for Christmas Cuisine with Finn O’Brien, is… Caity Shaw.”
“What the hell?” I muttered, my gaze darting to Bernice and Gracie eagerly pointing me out to the curious crowd. “This was why you wanted me here?”
“Our sister Clara just passed away from cancer and was in hospice.” Bernice frowned. “We’d been trying to think of a way to memorialize her this Christmas.”
“But why’d you sign my name?”
“If only I were ten years younger…” Bernice gazed longingly through a glassy-eyed haze at the tall, handsome dark-haired guy walking up on stage.
“I can’t go on a date with this guy.”
“It’s not a date,” Gracie said. “He’s a famous Irish chef. You get to cook in his restaurant with him.”
My eyes widened. “That’s even worse.”
I’d once broiled banana bread instead of baking it. When I’d sawed into the brick-like loaf, it’d oozed batter. On three occasions, I’d set kitchen towels on fire. And who’d have thought that recycled wax paper could ignite in a microwave?
“He’ll do all the cooking.” Bernice waved away my concern. “Besides, he’s one of Dublin’s most eligible bachelors.”
Gracie leaned in, lowering her voice. “Actually, he was the most eligible bachelor last year and is number three this year, so we got him for a steal. He’s a hottie, though, isn’t he?”
What happened to it not being a date?
Finn peered over at me, along with the spectators, undoubtedly wondering why I was hesitant to claim my prize. The sisters gave me a shove, and I stumbled forward. I shot them an annoyed glance. The crowd parted, opening a path for me. I walked up on stage and nodded hello to Finn. I had to set him straight that I wasn’t completely desperate, bidding on some random man in an auction. I was also a serious fire hazard.
“Congratulations.” The announcer shook my hand. “This is every cook’s dream come true, lessons from Finn O’Brien.”
I nodded faintly, staring nervously at the crowd, whereas Finn looked comfortable with the attention.
“Can you give us a taste of what your menu will entail?” The announcer laughed at his joke, handing Finn the microphone.
“We’re going to prepare a traditional Irish Christmas dinner with my secret recipe for goose.”
People ate goose?
“Kiss her!” a weirdo guy yelled out.
With an amused smile, Finn slipped his hand around mine, raised it to his mouth, and placed a warm kiss against it. He lowered my hand, giving it a reassuring squeeze to put me at ease.
My chest fluttered. Not from Finn’s kiss but at Declan’s blue Irish eyes staring curiously up at me from in front of the stage. He quirked a questioning brow. My gaze darted to Bernice, Gracie, and Rachel, standing next to him.
Sweating, I loosened the scarf around my neck. I didn’t know who was going to be more upset, Declan or Rachel. When we’d left Paris, Declan and I’d never agreed not to date other people. I wasn’t sure what we’d agreed to. And Rachel would be ticked I was wasting money bidding on this guy when I was massively in debt and always begging her for contract work. My only future job was a February meeting in Venice for the planner I’d worked with in Paris.
I gave the crowd a little wave and bolted off stage, Finn trailing down the steps behind me. My entourage met me at the bottom of the stairs.
“So what else are you cooking besides goose?” Bernice took a pic of the chef flashing a charismatic smile, something he likely did on a regular basis for the media and the mirror.
Finn’s awareness of his effect on women was apparent in his confident smile, relaxed stance, and fleeting glances at his admirers. Declan was receiving his share of stares too. However, he oozed sex appeal without effort, or currently even a smile. He raked a disinterested hand through his short, wavy brown hair, and a clump fell across his forehead. His dreamy blue eyes weren’t skittering around checking out women. They were fixed on me, making me sweat even more.
“Dinner is a surprise,” Finn said.
“Oh really?” Bernice gave him a suggestive grin.
I avoided Declan’s gaze.
Was he waiting for me to inform Finn that we were dating? Technically, we weren’t. Even if we were, I couldn’t admit it in front of Rachel.
My sister introduced herself to Finn. She had on a stylish red knit cap over her brown hair, a red wool jacket, and the Brecker scarf. Her red lipstick tied her outfit together. “This is such a great cause you’re donating your time to.”
Finn smiled at me. “It’s very generous of Caity to donate money to tonight’s auction. Thanks a mil for that.”
“She does charity stuff all the time,” Gracie said.
“Something you two have in common.” Bernice winked at him.
“How’s the show going?” Declan asked Finn. Head tilted to the side, he rubbed a curious hand over his five o’clock shadow.
The chef’s confident smile wavered. “Ah, no longer doing it.”
“Oh, too bad.” Declan’s smug look said he’d known damn well the show was off.
“What show?” Rachel asked.
“Finn was a judge on one of those reality TV cooking shows here in Ireland,” Bernice said. “We read it in his profile.”
