You Can't Catch Me

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by Lawrence Lariar


  “You’ve been awfully nice to Izzy,” I said.

  “Just my job,” said Magda.

  “You’re modest, Magda. Izzy told me you were extra nice to him. He thinks you’re the prettiest nurse in the hospital.”

  “He hasn’t seen them all.”

  “You don’t know Izzy. He gets around.”

  She smiled at that one and didn’t pull her hand away. When she blushed her face lit with color, like a farm girl just after heaving the hay. I began to ask myself questions about her. And all the time I squeezed her hand and made sly verbal passes at her. After a while she began to return the pressure.

  “I shouldn’t be here so long,” she said. “You must have your rest, if you ever want to get out of here.”

  “Maybe I’d rather stay.”

  “Don’t say that. The doctor doesn’t want any complications.”

  “To hell with the doctor,” I said. “Don’t move away, or I’ll go into a coma.”

  She didn’t move. She couldn’t. I held her with my left hand, but I was always a switch hitter back in school. And pretty soon she stopped blushing and laughed at my jokes.

  When that happened, I began to feel normal again.

  About the Author

  Lawrence Lariar (1908–1981) was an American novelist, cartoonist and cartoon editor, known for his Best Cartoons of the Year series of cartoon collections. He wrote crime novels, sometimes using the pseudonyms Michael Stark, Adam Knight and Marston la France.

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  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, events, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

  Copyright © 1951, 1979 by Lawrence Lariar

  This authorized edition copyright © 2018 by the estate of Lawrence Lariar and The Mysterious Press

  Cover design by Ian Koviak

  ISBN: 978-1-5040-5648-9

  This 2019 edition published by 2019 MysteriousPress.com/Open Road Integrated Media, Inc.

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