They ate at the little breakfast bar, shoulder to shoulder, eyeing each other and smiling and laughing without saying anything.
Finally, plates bare, Dino took a deep breath.
“So,” he said. “Merry Christmas. Now what?”
Good question. “I have no idea,” Silas said. “I mean, obviously, I’d like to drag you back to bed, but there’s more stuff than that.”
“Oh, but I like this dragging idea.”
“No doubt. But I guess we tell people we’re, uh…”
“Dating,” Dino said. “Boyfriends.”
“Yeah,” Silas said. “That. Boyfriends.” Full-on grinning had begun and he couldn’t stop himself. He didn’t want to.
“I’m still gonna call you Little Man.”
“I demand nothing less.”
They stared at each other like soppy fools. Silas hoped the dragging-back-to-bed thing would hit the top of the to-do list, but his phone buzzed. It must have charged enough to come back to life.
It buzzed again. And then again. And again.
Silas checked the screen and blinked. Notifications were popping up and being displaced faster than he could read them. “Whoa.”
“What?” Dino said.
“I have a lot of notifications.” He frowned and unlocked the screen, leaning a bit so he didn’t have to unplug it. Dino slid off his chair and picked up his own phone.
“I’m on airplane mode still,” he said, tapping at his own screen.
Silas looked at the little red icons. Most of them were plusses instead of numbers. His social media accounts were on fire. The little red circles were everywhere.
“I’m suddenly popular,” Silas said, opening up the first app.
Beside him, Dino grunted. “Anne said you should go online.”
Silas stared. He was tagged in hundreds of messages, and nearly every message contained an image of him kicking his brother in the face. Or a gif. Or a video.
“What in the hell?”
Silas tapped one. It was from someone he didn’t know and didn’t follow, but he’d been tagged in it.
New life goal: find someone who’ll say all the things @WaiteingGame says about his bae, and who’ll kick ass on my behalf even half as well.
And a hashtag. #MannyDown
“Oh my God.” Silas tapped the hashtag. The volume of updates about Manny Waite getting kicked in the face by his gay brother were racking up faster than he could refresh. A lot of people were talking about it, and most of them agreed the kick well deserved and really enjoyable to watch over and over.
There were also some homophobic jackasses talking about the “intolerant violent left,” but they were—at least for now—vastly outnumbered.
#MannyDown was trending in Canada. His direct message requests were piling up. He didn’t even think about opening those.
Never grab a twink without permission. #MannyDown
All I want for Christmas is this video set to “Hit Me With Your Best Shot.” #MannyDown
Anyone know who the lucky guy @WaiteingGame is talking about is? Look at what he can do with his legs! #MannyDown
I could listen to #MannyDown whine about his nose all day. And I plan to.
Did he get the guy? I need closure! Does anyone know if @WaitingGame got the guy? #MannyDown
Why are all the hot Conservative-kicking twinks from out of Province? #MannyDown
Hey, did you see @WaitingGame’s Pride March app? I wonder if there’ll be a card about the kick? #MannyDown
If you liked watching #MannyDown, you totally need to fund @WaitingGame’s Pride March app!
“Whoa,” Silas said. The last message included the link to the funding page for Pride March. He tapped it. He’d blown past the fundraising goals. In fact, the money raised approached triple his highest stretch target. “Holy shit.”
He showed Dino.
“Little Man,” Dino said. “You went viral.”
“How?”
“Anne.” Dino said. “Has to be.”
Silas switched to the Nothing Without Anne feed and sure enough. The kick video had pride of placement, pinned to the top. Christmas came early to Alberta politics, she’d written. #MannyDown. Of course she’d been the one to come up with the hashtag. He smirked. “Manny really shouldn’t have voted to cut accessibility funding.”
“Here,” Dino said, taking Silas’s phone. He unplugged it, swapped over to the camera, then wrapped his arm around him, holding the phone up above. They smiled, leaning their heads against each other, and he took a picture. He handed the phone to Silas.
They looked great together now they’d caught up on sleep. Peak smiling nerd and tousled stud. Silas took a second to consider, then typed.
Thanks for all the messages of support—we were on a delayed flight back from Alberta and didn’t get back online until just now. This is my Big Man, for those who were asking, and yes, I got the guy. Gonna kick back and relax today. Merry Christmas, everyone! He showed it to Dino.
“Kick back and relax,” Dino said. “Nice. Tag me. And don’t forget to add the link to your game fundraiser.”
“You think? It’s already beyond funded, I’ll have to come up with new stretch goals…”
“Listen to the tank, Little Man.”
Silas did just that, then uploaded the photo and message across all his platforms. Before he’d even finished, new notifications were pinging. He exhaled, overwhelmed.
Dino’s phone pinged. Then pinged again. Now it was in stereo.
“Good. Now, we’re both viral,” Silas said.
Dino’s phone meowed.
Silas raised an eyebrow.
“That’s my sister.”
“Your sister is a cat?”
“Yep. And since Olivia knows, any second now…”
Between pings, Dino’s phone belched.
“That’s disgusting.”
“My brother.” Dino raised both hands.
“Okay, so it’s on point, but it’s still disgusting.”
More pings, then a lion’s roar.
“Your mom?” Silas guessed.
Dino tapped his nose.
“The only special sound I’ve got is for the Bittersweets Club group text,” Silas said.
As if on cue, Silas’s phone gurgled like brewing coffee. They both stared.
“That was creepy.” Silas eyed the screen, then gave into temptation and checked. “Oh, wow! Nick proposed.”
“Turn him down. You’re already taken.”
“To Ru,” Silas said. He thought about replying but didn’t. “We’ll congratulate them later. Do you really have a different sound for everyone in your family?”
“Only the special people,” Dino said with a slow, lazy smile.
Silas picked up his phone again and sent him a random emoji.
Dino’s phone howled like a monkey.
Silas stared at him. “I’m a monkey?”
Dino grinned. “It’s so perfect, right?”
Silas’s facial expression must have made it clear he wasn’t seeing the perfection. Dino raised his hands. “Because of General Banana-Pants the Third,” he said.
“Yeah, that didn’t help.” Silas crossed his arms.
“My monkey.” Dino squirmed now. Okay, this was fun.
“I remember your stuffed monkey. Your stuffed, inanimate, monkey.”
Dino shook his head. “My snuggly, soft, can’t-sleep-without, cuddly, warm, nothing-is-wrong-when-I’m-holding-him, General Banana-Pants the Third. You’re not a monkey, you’re my monkey.”
Silas blinked rapidly. “I’m your monkey?”
“You’re my monkey.”
Amid the ongoing pings, Dino’s phone brayed like an elephant.
“Okay, your phone is ruining the mood,” Silas said.
“Is it a good mood?” Dino pushed away from the counter and took a step, hooking his finger into the neck of Silas’s shirt.
“It’s a great mood,” Silas said. “I believe there were promises of a
dragging nature.”
“I like the sound of that.”
Another elephant brayed behind them.
“I’m gonna turn them off,” Dino said, reaching past him and doing just that.
“So, I have a confession,” Silas said, once silence fell. Dino hadn’t moved away, leaning with both arms braced to either side of him.
“Oh yeah?”
“Remember the pec bounce?”
Dino bounced the pecs in question.
“Right,” Silas said. “That was never smarmy. Always hot.”
Dino laughed. “If we’re confessing, should I admit I want to pick you up and carry you back to my bed now?”
Silas bit his bottom lip. “Do you think you can? I mean, those arms, as discussed, are impressive, but—”
Dino interrupted with a kiss, lifting Silas high enough to prove he was up to that or any other task in their immediate future.
About the Author
’Nathan Burgoine grew up a reader and studied literature in university while making a living as a bookseller. His first novel, Light, was a finalist for a Lambda Literary Award. Triad Blood and Triad Soul are also available from Bold Strokes Books, as is his YA novel Exit Plans for Teenage Freaks and his first collection, Of Echoes Born. A cat lover, ’Nathan managed to fall in love and marry Daniel, who is a confirmed dog person. Their ongoing cat-or-dog détente ended with the rescue of huskies. They live in Ottawa, Canada, where socialized health care and gay marriage have yet to cause the sky to cave in.
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