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KITTY RAISES HELL
“Delicious… A delight.”
—Denver Post
“The most entertaining werewolf series out there… Hot and totally satisfying.”
— ParaNormalRomance.org
“Better than amazing writing from one of the best writers in the paranormal genre… This book will blow you away. Perfect marks for Kitty and Carrie Vaughn.”
— BittenByBooks.com
“Urban fantasy fans who like the works of Kelly Armstrong are going to relish the latest supernatural thriller. The protagonist is a kick-butt heroine… Carrie Vaughn provides another enthralling and spellbinding Kitty tale.”
—Midwest Book Reviews
KITTY AND THE DEAD MAN’S HAND
“Fun… a breezy page-turner with a mystery edge.”
—Parkersburg News and Sentinel (NC)
“Filled with thrills, chills, and sexy temptations that are sure to keep the reader’s rapt attention.”
— en.3g100.net
“TOP PICK! 4½ Stars! Vaughn knocks another one out of the park!”
—RT BOOKreviews Magazine
“Urban fantasy doesn’t get much cooler than this. A vibrant read… engages the reader from start to finish. You’ll find yourself reading for hours at a clip.”
— Fangoria.com
“Pure fun… infectious and endearing. An urban fantasy charmer with a twinkle in its eye and an ace up its sleeve. Vaughn’s characterizations are wonderfully realized, quirky, unique, and endearing… A fun, fast read… all big action and chills and thrills.”
— BloodoftheMuse.com
“Another smashing addition to her popular Kitty Norville series. Fast-paced and inventive… outstanding paranormal series.”
— MonstersAndCritics.com
KITTY AND THE SILVER BULLET
“A wonderful story and great characters.”
— SFReader.com
“Carrie Vaughn is on my auto-buy list… If it’s a Kitty Norville book I know I’ll love it. This time was no exception.”
— VampireGenre.com
KITTY TAKES A HOLIDAY
“Standout entertainment… truly memorable.”
—RT BOOKreviews Magazine
“Vaughn’s universe is convincing and imaginative.”
—Publishers Weekly
KITTY GOES TO WASHINGTON
“[A] fun read.”
—Kansas City Star
“Fans of Kitty and The Midnight Hour will be pleased with this fast-paced follow-up.”
— MonstersAndCritics.com
KITTY AND THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
“Engaging… funny… very entertaining.”
—Denver Post
“I relished this book. Enough excitement, astonishment, pathos, and victory to satisfy any reader.”
—Charlaine Harris, New York Times bestselling author
“Fresh, hip, fantastic… Don’t miss this one. You’re in for a real treat!”
—L. A. Banks, author of The Vampire Huntress Legends series
BOOKS BY CARRIE VAUGHN
Kitty and The Midnight Hour
Kitty Goes to Washington
Kitty Takes a Holiday
Kitty and the Silver Bullet
Kitty and the Dead Man’s Hand
Kitty Raises Hell
Kitty’s House of Horrors
Copyright
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.
Copyright © 2010 by Carrie Vaughn, LLC
All rights reserved. Except as permitted under the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976, no part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher.
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First eBook Edition: January 2010
ISBN: 978-0-446-55859-4
Contents
Copyright
The Playlist
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Epilogue
To Daniel and Mike
Comrades in Arms
The Playlist
Tom Petty, “You Don’t Know How It Feels”
Vampire Weekend, “M79”
Billie Holiday, “What a Little Moonlight Will Do”
The Bangles, “Angels Don’t Fall in Love”
Too Much Joy, “Sort of Haunted House”
The Cure, “A Forest”
Gaelic Storm, “Black Is the Colour”
The Tim O’Brien Band, “Another Day”
The Dresden Dolls, “Good Day”
Sarah McLachlan, “Black”
Public Image Ltd., “The Order of Death”
Pink Floyd, “On the Turning Away”
Jeff Oster, “Tibet”
chapter 1
I knew if I stayed in this business long enough, I’d get an offer like this sooner or later. It just didn’t quite take the form I’d been expecting.
The group of us sat in a conference room at KNOB, the radio station where I based my syndicated talk show. Someone had tried to spruce up the place, mostly by cleaning old coffee cups and takeout wrappers off the table. Not much could be done with the worn gray carpeting, off-white walls filled with bulletin boards, thumbtack holes where people hadn’t bothered with the bulletin boards, and both of those covered with photocopied concert notices and posters for CD releases. The tables were fake wood-grain-colored plastic, refugees from the 1970s. We’d replaced the chalkboard with a dry erase board only a couple of years ago. That was KNOB, on the cutting edge.
I loved the room, but it didn’t exactly scream high-powered style. Which made it all the funnier to see a couple of Hollywood guys sitting at the table in their Armani suits and metrosexual savoir faire. They seemed to be young hotshots on the way up—interchangeable. I had to remember that Joey Provost was the one with slicked-back light brown hair and the weak chin, and Ron Valenti was the one with dark brown hair who hadn’t smiled yet. They worked for a production company called SuperByte Entertainment, which specialized in reality television. I’d looked up some of their shows, such sparkling gems as Jailbird Moms and Stripper Idol.
They were here to invite me onto their next show, the concept of which they were eager to explain.
“The public is fascinated with the supernatural. The popularity of your show is clearly evidence of that. Over the last couple of years, as more information has come out, as more people who are part of this world come forward, that fascination is only going to increase. But we’re not just trying to tap into a market here�
��we hope to provide a platform to educate people. To erase some of the myths. Just like you do with your show,” Provost said. Provost was the talker. Valenti held the briefcase and looked serious.
“We’ve already secured the participation of Jerome Macy, the pro wrestler, and we’re in talks with a dozen other celebrities. Name celebrities. This is our biggest production yet, and we’d love for you to be a part of it.”
I’d met Jerome Macy, interviewed him on my show, even. He was a boxer who’d been kicked out of boxing when his lycanthropy was exposed and then turned to a career in pro wrestling, where being a werewolf was an asset. He was the country’s second celebrity werewolf.
I was the first.
While working as a late-night DJ here at KNOB, I started my call-in talk-radio show dispensing advice about all things supernatural, and came out as a werewolf live on the air about three years ago. Sometimes it seemed like yesterday. Sometimes it seemed like a million years had passed. A lot had happened in that time.
Arms crossed, I leaned against a wall, away from the table where the two producers sat. I studied them with a narrowed gaze and a smirk on my lips. In wolf body language, I was an alpha sizing them up. Deciding whether to beat them up because they were rivals—or eat them because they were prey. They probably had been talking to Jerome Macy, because they seemed to recognize the signals, even if they didn’t quite know what they meant. They both looked nervous and couldn’t meet my gaze, even though they tried.
This was all posturing.
“That’s great. Really,” I said. “But what is this show going to be about?”
“Well,” Provost said, leaning forward, then leaning back again when he caught sight of my stare. “We have access to a vacation lodge in Montana. Out in the middle of nowhere, a really beautiful spot, nice view of the mountains. We’ll have about a dozen, give or take, well-known spokespeople for the supernatural, and this will be a chance for them—you—to talk, interact. We’ll have interviews, roundtable discussions. It’ll be like a retreat.”
My interpretation: we’re going to put you all in a house and watch you go at it like cats and dogs. Or werewolves and vampires. Whatever.
“So… you’re not using the same model that you’ve used on some of your other shows. Like, oh, say, Cheerleader Sorority House.”
He had the grace to look a tiny bit chagrined. “Oh, no. This is nothing like that.”
I went on. “No voting people off? No teams and stupid games? And definitely no shape-shifting on camera. Right?”
“Oh, no, the idea behind this is education. Illumination.”
Ozzie, the station manager and my boss, was also at the meeting, sitting across from the two producers and acting way too obsequious. He leaned forward, eager, smiling back and forth between them and me. So, he thought this was a good idea. Matt, my sound guy, sat in the back corner and pantomimed eating popcorn, wearing a wicked grin.
I had a feeling I was being fed a line, that they were telling me what would most likely get me to agree to their show. And that they’d had a totally different story for everyone else they’d talked to.
I hadn’t built my reputation on being coy and polite, so I laid it out for Mr. Provost. “Your shows aren’t exactly known for… how should I put this… having any redeeming qualities whatsoever.”
He must have dealt with this criticism all the time, because he had the response all lined up. “Our shows reveal a side of life that most people have no access to.”
“Trainwrecks, you mean.”
Valenti, who had watched quietly until now, opened his briefcase and consulted a page he drew out. “We have Tina McCannon of Paradox PI on board. Also… Jeffrey Miles, the TV psychic. I think you’re familiar with them?” He met my gaze and matched my stare. One predator sizing up another. Suddenly, I was the one who wanted to look away.
“You got Tina to agree to this? And Jeffrey?”
Both of them were psychics; Tina worked with a team of paranormal investigators on prime-time TV, and Jeffrey did the channeling-dead-relatives thing on daytime talk shows. I’d had adventures with them both, and the prospect of spending two weeks in a cabin in the middle of nowhere taping a TV show was a lot more attractive if I’d be doing it with them.
“What do you think, Kitty? Do we have a deal?”
I needed to make some phone calls. “Can I get back to you on that? I need to check my schedule. Talk it over with my people.” Most of my people were already in the room, but the Hollywood talk amused me.
“Of course. But don’t take too long. We want to move on this quickly. Before someone else steals the idea.” Provost actually winked at that, and his smile never faltered. Valenti had settled back and was regarding me coolly.
“You’re not scheduling this over a full moon, are you?” I said.
“Oh, no, certainly not,” Provost said, way too seriously.
“Just one more question,” I said. “Have you signed on Mercedes Cook?”
Provost hesitated, as if unsure which answer would be the right one. I knew which answer was the right one: if the Broadway star/vampire/double-crossing fink was on the show, I was staying as far away as possible.
“No,” he said finally. “She turned us down flat.”
Wonders never ceased. But they’d asked her. And she’d said no, so that was a point in the show’s favor. “Ah. Good,” I said, and Provost relaxed.
We managed polite farewells and handshakes. Ozzie and I walked the two producers outside to their rented BMW. Provost continued to be gracious and flattering. Valenti stayed in the background. Sizing me up, I couldn’t help but think.
After they’d driven away, we returned to the building. The summer sun beat down. It had been a beautiful day, a recent heat spell had broken, and the air felt clean. Smelled like rain.
I turned to Ozzie. “Well?”
He shrugged. “I think it’s a great opportunity. But it’s up to you. You’re the one who’s going to have to go through with it.”
“I just wish I knew what kooky tricks they have up their sleeves. What are going to be the consequences if I do this?”
“What’s the worst that could happen?” he said.
I hated that question. Reality always came up with so much worse than I could imagine. “I could make an idiot of myself, ruin my reputation, lose my audience, my ratings, my show, and never make a living in this business again.”
“No, the worst that could happen is you’d die on film in a freak accident, and how likely is that?” Trust Ozzie to be the realist. I glared at him.
“Who knows? At best it’ll draw in a whole new audience. To tell you the truth, with people like Tina and Jeffrey involved, it kind of sounds like fun.”
“You know what I’m going to say,” Ozzie said. “Any publicity is good publicity.”
So far in my career, that had been true. I was waiting for the day when it wasn’t. “Let me call Tina and Jeffrey and find out why they signed on.”
* * *
I had Tina’s cell phone number stored on speed dial—she was one of my go-to people on all things weird—and called her as soon as I got back to my office and shut the door. I expected it to roll over to voice mail but was pleasantly surprised when she answered on the second ring.
“Kitty!” she said, before hello even. Caller ID made everyone psychic, at least with phone calls.
“Hi, Tina. How are you?”
“It’s so good to hear from you! Is everything okay?”
People always sounded worried when I called them. Maybe because I only ever called a lot of them when I was in trouble and needed help. I needed to set up more lunch dates or have more parties, to cure people of the idea that a call from me automatically equaled danger. Then again, that was probably a lost cause.
“Everything’s fine for once, I think.”
“I love how you never sound sure when you say that,” Tina said cheerfully.
I sighed. “I’m afraid if I relax at all the universe will d
ecide I need a challenge.” Which brought me to the business at hand. “I’ve just had a visit from a couple of guys with SuperByte Entertainment.”
“Oh yeah,” she said. “Those guys. What a couple of freaks, huh?”
I agreed; I’d found them eerily plastic, like they’d been pressed from a mold: Hollywood sleazebag. “This show they’re putting together? They said you were on board, and I wanted to ask you why you agreed to it. Do you think it’s a good publicity opportunity? Did you… I don’t know… get a good vibe from those guys or what?”
She paused for long enough I thought we’d lost the connection. “Tina?”
When she finally spoke, she sounded confused. “Um… I mostly signed on because they said that you’d already signed on.”
“What?”
“They told me you’d already agreed to do the show. I figured if you’d decided it was okay, it was a good idea, and I thought it’d be fun hanging out with you again.”
“Tina—I heard about this for the first time this afternoon. I hadn’t agreed to anything.”
“God, they lied to me. I shouldn’t be surprised.” I imagined her planting her hand on her forehead.
I tried not to sound angry. “You’re psychic! Can’t you tell when somebody’s lying?”
“I’m psychic—that doesn’t mean I can read minds,” she shot back. “Kitty, you met those guys. They were really convincing!”
“You didn’t think to call me to talk about it first?”
“No. I mean, face it—this show totally sounds like something you’d do.”
Any more arguing stalled in my throat. Because she was right. I had a few crazy publicity stunts of my own under my belt. And why did I get the feeling Jeffrey Miles would give me a similar story? Those bastards had used me. Flung my name around like so much currency. I ought to be flattered.
“That’s it,” I said, grumbling. “I’m not doing a show run by lying Hollywood scumbags.”
“Kitty, please, you have to sign on. You can’t leave me all alone with this thing. You owe me.”
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