by Uncle Amon
“Shush.” Dudley scolded. “You don’t want to wake them again.” Dudley then broke open some nearby aloe plants and spread their lotion around Bruno’s head as far as he could reach. Next he grabbed Bruno’s tail in his mighty jaws and gave him a great yank!
Bruno’s head popped free of the hive and he was so happy to be out that he gave Dudley a big dino hug!
The two lizards headed out of the jungle and back toward town.
“How can I ever thank you?” Bruno asked.
“Just be more careful!” Dudley said. “Sometimes the things we want are bad for us. So we have to be smart about what we do.”
“That makes sense,” Bruno said. But the words were oddly muffled.
Dudley looked back to find Bruno’s head was stuck inside another beehive. “What?” Dudley asked in disbelief.
“Can I start being smarter tomorrow?” Bruno said. “I really like honey.”
Dudley laughed, shook his head, and started looking around for more flint rocks and dried leaves.
Funny Dinosaur Jokes
Q: What type of tools did cave men use?
A: A dino-saw!
Q: What’s the scariest dinosaur?
A: A terror-dactyl!
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: A group of dinosaurs!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus!
Q: What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
A: Bronto-snore-us!
Q: Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. Houses don’t jump!
Q: Why did the dinosaurs eat raw food?
A: They did not know how to cook!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet!
Q: What do you say to a twenty-ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
Q: Why didn’t the T-Rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because he had no guts!
Q: What do you get when you put TNT and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite!
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus!
Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex!
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A: A dinosnore!
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!
Games and Puzzles
Can you find your way through the maze?
Can you find your way through the maze?
Can you find your way through the maze?
Can you find your way through the maze?
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