by Brian Abbot
The Secret of Becoming
A Billionaire
By writing
Conspiracy Theories
Copyright © 2016 Brian Abbot
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INTRODUCTION
Conspiracy theories are the in thing in the twenty first century. (It is actually only the sixteenth century now, but that is material for another book) There is no other known manner in which a person can make money faster, than with a good conspiracy theory, which he exposes and put to paper. Or even with several conspiracy theories, which connects in one way or another to each other. This is logical. With any conspiracy, there will naturally be more than one level on which it is perpetrated. All that the clever conspiracy theorist will do is to expand each level into its own conspiracy theory.
So one can have a chain of conspiracy theories, different levels of the conspiracy theory or one huge conspiracy theory. The choice is yours.
Another important thing is to remember the following: It is best to concentrate and work out conspiracies that have world- and even Universe spanning consequences. Small conspiracies like a group of seven year olds who get together to take control of the local play park from a group of eight year olds by using castor oil is not going to interest most conspiracy theory lovers. It’s too local and not big enough. Who cares?
On the other hand, any conspiracy that for example wants to take over the world or control the world, will have several smaller conspiracies operating at the same time. When the smaller conspiracy is part of the bigger conspiracy it is much more interesting.
This is just the nature of these things. Remember ‘cogs in a wheel’ is a phrase you must use a lot in your book. Everything can be a cog in the wheel of the particular conspiracy that you are exposing. (No, not cock in the wheel - to all you erotic writers out there; COG in the wheel. COG)
A CONSPIRACY IS NOTHING WITHOUT A THEORY
Now, the first and most important thing that you must remember about any conspiracy is that it is nothing without a theory. You, as a conspiracy theorist, should have that as your motto and it should always be there somewhere in your mind. This will become so ingrained in you that anything you see or read or hear, will automatically change itself into a conspiracy inside your mind. Ah, the principal’s wife is wearing round earrings with a triangle inside it. The roundness symbolises the eye of Horus. Triangles symbolises pyramids. A Pyramid is a symbol of the Illuminati. So the principal and his wife are representatives of the Illuminati and is at the school to indoctrinate the children into Illuminati philosophy.
See how easy it is. There you have a conspiracy theory within seconds. Now all that is left is to do some research, elaborate on every little thing and your book is as good as finished.
So the first thing is to remember that a conspiracy is nothing without a theory. You must first work out a BELIEVABLE theory. (This book will show you how, step by step.)
Once you have your believable conspiracy theory the rest is easy. Do some research; research that will proof your point. Get some obscure photos. If the photos don’t fit in with your theory, be creative. (That is why Photoshop is there.) Then its lots of writing, but that is easy. You can write several books, using the same material over and over and again and again. Don’t forget to give the books different but exotic sounding names, like Jesus and Satan are Alien Twins, Leonarda Da Vinci And the Spaceships of Ezekiel, George Washington was an alien from Mars, Abraham Lincoln was an alien from Venus. Your title alone must drive people almost insane with curiosity, plus inspire them to buy your book.
In any case here are the methods to work out your conspiracy theory:
PICK A TARGET
Pick a target for your conspiracy which will not come back and bite you in the butt. For example a very bad choice for your conspiracy would be real aliens. Real aliens will abduct you and probe your ass with sharp instruments and they will make you forget the names of the days of the week. In short, do not look for trouble with real aliens. Create your own aliens which cannot possibly exist, like eight foot reptilians from the planet Reptilia X. Say they can change into humans when they appear on TV. People will love you for it and conspiracy theory groupies will throw their panties at you.
Another very bad choice for your conspiracy theory is muslims. Muslims really exist, although we all want to deny it. These guys will cut your head off with a blunt knife while praying hysterically to their god. Just don’t. Invent your own evil religious group. Call your group the evil Masaal who worship the evil moongod, Bearded Crescent. Say they want to take over the world by selling spiked Cool Aid all over the world. (With your proof of course - which can simply be photos of packets of Cool Aid.)
The worst group for a conspiracy theory is Hungarians. Please, I don’t even want to write about them here. These guys will chop you into little pieces and then preserve you in a glass jar. Hungarians are not people you want to piss off, so leave them out of your conspiracy theories.
Always pick a peaceful nation as your target. Okay, that will be a bit difficult if your conspiracy are about earth nations, but do your research. Say for example you pick the peaceful Swazi-nation. Then you say they only pretend to be so peaceful and then you tell the world of all the hidden things beneath their statue of peace in their capital. Remember Photoshop is the conspiracy theorist’s friend.
OBSCURE, BUT LOGICAL
When you write your conspiracy theory you must make sure that you describe everything out of context. But don’t forget to write in a logical fashion. Yes, make up your own history and cultural rules, but give it some connection to the real culture.
For example you say that Jesus was married to Mary Magda
lene. How could you possibly know that, as there is no written record of it? Well, the Bible clearly states that Mary Magdalene washed Jesus’s feet. An unmarried woman was not allowed to wash a man’s feet with her hair in those years. If she was married, she would not have been allowed to wash another man, except her husband’s feet. And there’s your undeniable proof - straight from the Bible - that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene. Do some research, but that is why the Wikipedia is there for. If they don’t have an entry on the subject you are looking for, make your own Wikipedia entry and then quote it in your theory. See how easy it is.
I tell you, you are going to be a billionaire. Bill Gates and Donald Trump will have to make an appointment to get an interview with YOU.
SYMBOLS ARE THE CONSPIRACY THEORIST’S SECOND BEST FRIEND
It is very important to make a very big thing of symbols. Any symbols. The reality is that symbols are often used for different purposes at different times in history. Use this fact to prove your hare brained irrefutable accurate theories. The conspiracy theory groupies will suck it up and have epiphanies as they read your explanations for the symbols.
For example: The M of McDonalds is not an M to symbolise the initial of McDonalds. No. That is only the wool they are pulling over your eyes. That M actually symbolises the spires of St Paul’s Cathedral in Rome. And St Paul’s was built by the Free Masons, which we all know are Illuminati. So the Illuminati uses McDonalds to feed you with a secret ingredient, which makes you want to watch TV continuously. And you are being brainwashed by TV to do the things the Illuminati wants you to do, like vote for Hillary Clinton.
Then you elaborate about the music they play at the McDonald’s restaurants. Why are the loudspeakers hidden? Hidden? Check your dictionary. Another word for hidden is secret. Get it. Now you work out a story of why McDonalds have SECRET LOUDSPEAKERS HIDDEN in their restaurants. The next time your readers visit a McDonalds they will actually see and “discover” all the things you described in your theory and become raging fanatics. Henceforth they will buy every book you bring out.
And the music itself is there to brainwash you. We all know all musicians are Illuminati. And in this manner you take every little thing of McDonalds and blow it out of proportion. If you are good, even McDonald’s management will later believe that they are Satanists working for the great god Dagon.
See how easy it is.
If you came up to here, you already have the weapons to write a grand conspiracy theory just like the big guys do. You are going to make billions, my friend, I tell you. But there are even more.
THE ROLE PLAYERS
The Reptilian Overlords, the Lizard people, the Grays, the Illuminati, Knights Templar, the Free Masons, the Jews; all are major role players in the universal conspiracies. Choose anyone of these or a combination of them, make some obscure claims (they want to control the world, they are controlling the media, they control the drug trade, they eat children) and there you have your conspiracy theory.
Then you just built on this. Let me give you another example. Say that there is a children’s party at a hospital or any other institution. Now say for example the head or superintendent of the institution is Dr Goldberg. This automatically makes this institution part of the Jewish conspiracy to eat all the children of the world. Plus we all know by now that all Jews are alien reptilians from the planet Nibiru. Now show how fifty children entered the building for the party, but only twenty children left afterwards. (With photographic proof, of course.) Where is the other thirty children? Then you explain (remember to always use logic) what happened to the other thirty. Something was put in their food and they ran to the toilet. Once through that door they entered another dimension, where the Reptilian/Jewish butchers were waiting on them.
Goodbye, thirty children. They are now being kept in electrified cages and given electric shocks, until they are ready to be slaughtered.
This is great fun and anyone who argues about it or denies the truth of it or debate you on this, only proves what you are saying. In your next book your detractors automatically become part of this universal conspiracy to control the drug trade, or whatever your theory is. (John across the street has been living a secret life for all these years. I can now reveal the truth. He is the Vice Overlord of the Illuminati, Brooklyn branch. The evidence to prove this is, etc. etc...)
You see there is no way you can lose. See how important the motto, A conspiracy is nothing without a theory, is? With this always in the back of your mind, you can change anything into a conspiracy.
ACADEMICS
Mention as many academics as possible in your book. Of course you will only be able to use very obscure academics which very few people have heard of. Say the reason for this is, because they exposed the truth and because the Illuminati - or whatever group you are exposing - controls everything in the world and because of that they are suppressing your academics’ message. Your academic is being ignored, because of the truth that he is trying to expose. Try to use male academics as much as possible, as female academics are seldom taken seriously.
The other thing is you can simply make up your own academics. The people who are interested in this stuff is not going to do a lot of research into your work. They are only interested to read and get excited about the “secrets” you are exposing and which they now have knowledge of. You must write in such a way that they believe everything you say in any case.
I personally love to quote Prof. I.M. Craysea and that Russian academic Dr. A FoolIamnotsky. Both are working endlessly to bring an end, and to expose the evil of the Reptilian overlords. Bless their souls. They always have something interesting that I can quote in my books.
You conspiracy theories are a CAN’T FAIL PROJECT. Anyone who didn’t see George Bush slowly turn into the Reptilian overlord he really is, on television, is probably a lizard himself. Thus everyone will admit that they saw Bush turn into a lizard in order not to be suspected of being lizards. See, you can’t lose.
THE BIBLE IS ANOTHER FRIEND
Your friends are the Bible and the prophecies of Nostradamus. Both these works are written in such an ambiguous fashion that you can use any verse to prove anything on your mind. Make extensive use of both these resources in your theories.
For example:
here will appear a shining ornate temple,
the lamp and the candle at Borne and Breteuil.
For the canton of Lucerne turned aside,
when one will see the great cock in his shroud.
The shining ornate temple is obviously the White House.
Breteuil is the ancient name of Washington used by the evil druids of the Caspian Forests, which once again points to the White House which is situated in Washington.
Borne is Jason Bourne, a character which was portrayed by Matt Damon, who is a cousin of an uncle of a sister of a cousin of a nephew of a friend of Barack Obama. So when Obama stands on the lawn of the White House at an evening party (lamp and candle) he will get a stiffy (great cock in shroud) when he sees Venus Williams (canton of Lucerne) bending over to have some punch. He will then try to think of something boring, like Lucerne, to get the evil thoughts out of his mind. But Venus will turn around and give him one of those bright smiles of hers and he will become putty (turned aside) in her hands. In this manner she will get her hand on “the football” and then it will be all over.
See how easy this is. Here is another quatrain of Nostradamus. You try to interpret it. Remember it must always fit in with your theory of the moment
A great stench will come from Lausanne,
but they will not know its origin,
they will put out all people from distant places,
fire seen in the sky, a foreign nation defeated.
CAPITAL LETTERS INSIDE SENTENCES
And don’t forget TO write RANDOM WORDS, and now and THEN whole sentences in capital letters. THIS MAKE YOUR WORK SEEM URGENT AND I
MPORTANT. Capital letters are also used when people scream on message boards, etc. So people will see that particular sentence is making you excited, which means they should also get excited by that sentence.
So there you have it. Follow these seven steps and you are on your way to millions. You see I used SEVEN steps. That is a conspiracy theory all on its own, there for you to explore if you want to.
Why would I write such a book which makes conspiracy theorists seem like fools, if I am not Illuminati? And my name, Brain Abbot.
Obviously false or given to me by my CIA handlers when they trained me. And SEVEN. The earth was created in SEVEN days. There are SEVEN days in the week. There were SEVEN good years and SEVEN bad years in Egypt. Morgan Freeman played in the movie SEVEN. Can you see how these fit together? Can you work out a conspiracy theory from there? If not, go back to the beginning of this book and start all over again.
The most important thing is to have fun, while you work out and write your conspiracy theory. A little bit of research, lots of logic and of course, lots of creativity and you are on your way to billions of dollars in royalty fees. (Don’t forget to mention me in the foreword to your book - maybe I can even write it for you.)
But please, oh please, don’t come crying to me if you accidentally exposes a real conspiracy and the Illuminati or whomever comes after you. Then you are on your own. (Don’t forget to eat this book if they catch you.)
Brian Abbot.
A CONSPIRACY IS NOTHING WITHOUT A THEORY
This book is a must read for the connoisseur of conspiracy theories.
This book tells it all.
With pages and pages of irrefutable facts they do not want you to know.
Why the moon landing was faked
What really happened to Princess Diana. This includes a personal written note from Dodi.
What really happened to Hitler after WW2? Please sit down when you read this one.
