by Andy Hall
Then the orcs fed the ball to their speedy gobbo, and he dodged a slayer’s tackle and sped into the end zone, scoring a second touchdown. Sulk blew the final whistle – the Gouged Eye had won! The orcs on the field let out a celebratory ‘Waaagh!’, which was echoed by the fans in their half of the stadium. Gouged Eye balloons bounced around and goblin fans were thrown onto the field. The loons joyously laughed, even as they landed with a splat.
The ogres would be happy and Altdorf’s Eyes had no hold on him. Sulk hoped he was in the clear, although he would need to avoid dwarfs for a while.
Sulk entered the refs’ locker room. He was desperate to get out of the bloody kit, although at least it wasn’t his blood for the most part. He walked to his locker.
‘Pleased with yourself?’ said the chamberlain. He emerged from the shadows just as he had done in the crypt, his long face stern, but the flaring of his nostrils revealed rage. ‘I had high hopes for you, Gulden.’ The chamberlain closed the locker door. ‘I should have you killed right now, have my Eyes swoop in and slice your throat. But no, a more efficient message needs to be sent. I can’t have my other informants betraying me, can I?’
‘Do your worst!’ said Sulk, managing to sound far braver than he actually felt.
‘You don’t want my worst, Gulden. Believe me, my worst is reserved for enemies with far more potency than a petty thug and thief! No, I’ll let the Kobassi Brothers deal with you.’
‘You have no evidence – it got chewed up with Hinter.’
‘I admired your little deception back there on the field, but you are so, so naive. How hard do you think it would be for me to manufacture more evidence? Or, maybe I shall just take Janet. The Marauders are still looking for their mascot.’
‘You’ll stay away from her,’ whispered Sulk. ‘If you want my services.’
‘Why do I need a low-level thug?’
‘I’m no longer low-level. I’m now the Kobassi Brothers’ most trusted man,’ stated Sulk. ‘Their wager is won, and they’re now more powerful than ever because of me! I’ll be even closer than before.’
The chamberlain thought about this, and did not disagree.
‘And if you want my cooperation, if you want to know what I know, then you’ll leave me and my charges alone.’
‘Or I could have my agents steal the goat and make you work for me anyway?’ said the chamberlain.
‘As you said, wretched men are easy to control. I am not wretched – not anymore, at any rate. If you want the intelligence, I think it’s best you throw away the stick and keep an eye on my carrots to make sure nobody else ever eats them!’ Sulk gave a threatening look. The chamberlain considered things for a moment then walked backwards, towards the door, withdrawing back into the shadows.
‘I look forward to working with you,’ he hissed, before silently leaving the room.
Sulk slumped on the bench by his locker. He was physically and mentally exhausted and so unprepared for his next visitors.
The Kobassis entered mere minutes after the chamberlain’s silent departure. They looked to be in a good spirits.
‘Dat was a close one, Sulk,’ said one. ‘I like wot yoo did wiv dat deathroller. Could ’ave gone wrong though. We’d be ’avin’ a very different discussion if it had.’
‘Speakin’ of which,’ said the other Kobassi, ‘how did it go wiv da chamberlain?’
Sulk was instantly afraid. He glanced around for an escape route, but the ogres were blocking him. He decided on bravado instead.
‘It went well, he’s keen for me to remain in your employ…’ he chanced.
‘Good, dat’s good,’ said the first Kobassi. ‘We’ve always valued yer relationship with da Eyes.’
Sulk wiped sweat from his head with a shaking hand. Thank Nuffle the toilets were close.
The Kobassis picked up on Sulk’s confusion. ‘How else do you think we feed the chamberlain false information? It keeps hiz cronies away from our real operationz,’ one of them explained.
‘We hate grasserz,’ said the other. ‘Unless it suits our purposes.’ With that, the closest Kobassi clapped Sulk a friendly slap on the back. It was the hardest he’d been hit all day. ‘Get yerself cleaned up. We’ll see yer tomorrow.’ The ogres left.
Sulk washed and changed and walked out the stadium, not caring if he ever set foot on a Blood Bowl field again. He had a suspicion he might have to, but that was a worry for another day. For now he could focus on his true passion. He wasn’t sure what he was going to call it – he toyed with the Reikland Society for the Protection of Clobbered Animals, but he thought that would need shortening somehow. Still, he knew what he had to do next; the Gouged Eye had already threatened to kill the Dwarf Giants’ team mascot. Sulk had to get there first – he had to save a terrier called Rolf!
About the Author
Andy Hall is a professional writer with many years in the games industry. After a stint working for Games Workshop’s magazines White Dwarf and Fanatic, he is currently lead writer for the PC strategy game Total War: Warhammer.
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