Now there was a fantasy.
Then the door opened, and he looked up, and she came in.
Her hair was dark brown, and so were her eyes behind the veil, and her suit was pink instead of white, but everything else was pretty much his fantasy. The nose, the lips, the…
“I’ll be damned.” With enormous effort, Mitch raised his eyes from her breasts to her face.
“Probably.” Her low voice reverberated straight into his spine. “Are you Mitchell Peatwick?”
“Uh, yeah.” Mitch swung his feet to the floor and stood up, wiping his sweaty palm on his shirt before offering her his hand. “Mitch Peatwick, private investigator. Listen, did you ever read The Maltese Falcon?”
“Yes.” She ignored his hand as she surveyed the dingy office, her pout deepening as she took in the cracks in the upholstery and the dust. “Is this really your office?”
That was the way the world worked. Anticipation tripped him up every time. If she’d just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no…
Reality. Nature’s downer.
Mitch sighed and pulled his hand back. “Think of it as atmosphere. I do.” He sank into his chair and put his feet back up on the desk. “Now, how can I help you? Lose your poodle?”
She quirked an eyebrow at him. “Would you be able to find it if I had?”
“Just what I needed—a snotty client.” Mitch tried to keep the annoyance out of his voice, but it was hard. There was something about being snubbed in the middle of a heat wave by a beautiful woman with fantasy breasts that brought out the worst in him. And anyway, she wasn’t that beautiful. Her nose was actually pretty standard, and her lips didn’t really pout on their own, and her breasts…Don’t think about the breasts, Mitch told himself. It’ll only depress you.
“From the looks of things, you could use any kind of client.” She surveyed the bottoms of his feet, propped up on the desk in front of her. “I’ve never actually seen paper-thin soles before. It’s amazing. I can tell the color of your socks from here. They have holes in them, too.”
“Big deal.” Mitch smiled, world-weary and invulnerable. “Now tell me something really tough, like the color of my underwear.”
“You’re not wearing any underwear,” she said, and Mitch put his feet down.
“What do you want?” He glared at her through the dusty sunlight. “If you just stopped by to screw up my day, you’re done.”
She looked around the office again and walked over to the coatrack with a hip-rolling step that strained the fabric of her tight skirt and lessened Mitch’s annoyance considerably. Then she picked up his linen jacket, walked back to the chair he kept for clients and dusted off the seat with it. Mitch would have been annoyed again, but she bent over to dust the seat, and while the lapels on her jacket were crossed too high to make the view really breathtaking, everything sort of moved forward against the loose, soft fabric, and he remembered that he really didn’t like linen that much, anyway. Then she walked back to hang up his jacket, and he watched her from the rear and thought again what amazing creatures women were and how glad he was that he was male.
Then she sat down, and he tried to pay attention.
She blinked at him, her eyes huge. “This has to be confidential.”
Mitch snorted. “Of course it does. Nobody ever walks in here and says, ‘Listen, I want everybody to know this.”’ He pulled a yellow legal pad toward him and picked up a pen. “Let’s start with your name.”
“Mae Sullivan,” she said, and he wrote it down.
“And what seems to be your problem?”
She glared at him. “Someone seems to have murdered my uncle.”
Her voice was snottier than he’d imagined a really sexy voice should be. It wasn’t easy being aroused and annoyed at the same time. It took a lot of energy, and he needed that energy to not think about the heat, which was another reason to dislike her. “Murder. Well, you know, the police are excellent at that sort of thing. Have you reported the body yet?”
“The memorial service is day after tomorrow.”
“So this isn’t exactly news to the police.”
“The police aren’t interested.” Her brown eyes met his blue ones evenly. “Are you?”
Mitch looked into those eyes and thought about murder instead of divorce work and sighed. “Yes. I’m going to be sorry, but yes, of course I’m interested.”
She shifted in her seat, all her moving parts meshing in elegant, erotic motion, and Mitch thought, Thank God I don’t have a partner or she’d off him for sure.
LYING WASN’T Mae’s strong suit, but she was considerably cheered by what she saw. Blinking up at her, groggy with the heat that blanketed his office, Mitchell Peatwick didn’t look as if he’d catch on if she told him she was one of the Pointer Sisters. He just lounged behind his Goodwill desk, his shaggy blond hair falling in his eyes, and smarted off to her while she snubbed him. When he wasn’t talking, he was sort of endearing in a dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks kind of way, but he had an office right out of a dime-store novel, and his mind was obviously still in one. The Maltese Falcon? What a dreamer.
But that was good. It was going to take a dreamer to buy her story. And he wasn’t completely impossible. He wore beat-up clothes of no particular style, and his hair could have used a trim, and his face had more jaw than it really needed, but he was solidly male, with that broad-shouldered, non-gold-chain-wearing, let-me-lift-that-car-for-you-lady kind of doofus sexiness that made women think that maybe they’d been too hasty with the liberation movement.
And then, of course, he opened his mouth, and all those women went looking for the nearest lamppost to hang him from. If he’d just kept his mouth shut…
“Tell me about your uncle,” he said, and his voice was patient, and she thought she saw sympathy in his eyes, which made her feel guilty for using him. Of course, maybe it only looked like sympathy. Maybe it was really a hangover.
“He was murdered.” Mae leaned forward a little, just enough so that her breasts moved under her jacket. It had worked on him before, although she had to be careful not to overdo it. Sometimes men became jaded after too many minutes of shifting silk crepe. Or they got that glazed look. She peered into his eyes. Still fairly alert. Full speed ahead. “But nobody believes me when I tell them that.”
“Including the police?”
Mae tried to look defeated and vulnerable. He looked like the type who would go for defeated and vulnerable. Brigid O’Shaughnessy had done well with defeated and vulnerable. “I haven’t gone to the police. They wouldn’t have believed me. His doctor signed the death certificate. There’s nothing the police can do.”
He picked up his pen again. “What was his name?”
“Armand Lewis.” Mae watched as his hand moved across the yellow pad, making slashing strokes with the pen. He had strong, broad hands, and his movements were sure, and she was well down the road to her own fantasy when she realized what was happening and put a stop to it. There was too much at stake to blow on a nice pair of hands, particularly a pair hooked to a brain lame enough to buy her story.
He looked up at her. “What did the doctor put on the death certificate?”
“Heart attack.”
He wrote that down and then said, “Did your uncle have heart problems?”
“Yes.”
“How old was he?”
“Seventy-six.”
When he spoke again, he seemed to be choosing his words carefully. “Obviously, it has occurred to you that it is not unlikely that your uncle would die of a heart attack at seventy-six.”
“Obviously.” Mae smiled at him, Brigid to the teeth.
“Do you have a reason for thinking he was murdered?”
“No.” Mae leaned forward a little and moistened her lips. “I just know he was. I have a sixth sense about things sometimes.”
He smiled at her, the kind of smile people give to unreasonable small children and the deranged. “And this is one of those times.”
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“Yes.”
“Okay.” He went back to the pad, and Mae relaxed an iota. “Did he leave a lot of property?”
“Yes. His estate should be in the neighborhood of twenty million.”
“Nice neighborhood. Who inherits?”
“I will, once the will is probated.”
His head jerked up. “All of it?”
Mae nodded. “Half of his stock and all of everything else.”
“Who gets the other half of his stock?”
“His brother, Claud Lewis.”
“Does Claud need the stock?”
“No.”
Mitch frowned. “And there are no bequests to servants, nothing to charity, no locked boxes to distant relatives?”
Mae shot him another Brigid smile to get him back on track. “Really, this isn’t necessary. There are small bequests to the butler and the housekeeper, but they wouldn’t have hurt my uncle.”
“How small?”
“Fifty thousand each.”
He met her eyes. “In my neighborhood, fifty thousand isn’t small.”
Patience wasn’t supposed to be a bombshell’s strong suit, but Mae didn’t have much choice. Mitchell Peatwick was turning out to be a lot more focused than she’d thought. This was not good. “It’s not enough for them to retire on. If Uncle Armand were still alive, they’d be making almost that much in salary every year, plus free room and board. They’re in their sixties, and they’re not going to find places like the ones they had with my uncle. His death was a disaster for them. Now, about my uncle—”
“I don’t suppose there are a lot of calls for butlers these days,” Mitch agreed. “Still, give me their names.”
Mae took a deep breath. Why was it that men always said they wanted to help her and then refused to listen to her? Was it her, or was it some awful byproduct of testosterone? “They didn’t kill him.”
“Give me the names.”
She smiled again, a little tighter this time. “Harold Tennyson and June Peace.”
“Where are they living?”
“In the house.” Mae tried to unclench her teeth. The heat was making her irritable, her tight shoes were making her irritable, but mostly Mitchell Peatwick was making her irritable. “My uncle’s house.”
“So you’re keeping them on.”
“Well, of course.” Mae’s patience finally broke. “I can’t throw them out into the snow.”
He smiled at her. “It’s July. You’d be throwing them out into the grass. And since you’re not throwing them out, they didn’t lose anything when he died.”
Mae swallowed her irritation. “They didn’t know that I wouldn’t throw them out.”
“They’re not acquainted with you?”
“Of course they’re acquainted with me. But I never promised I’d keep them on if anything happened to Uncle Armand. We never talked about it.”
“How long have they known you?”
“What difference does it make?”
“If they have known you for any length of time, they would have known what you were likely to do. How long have they known you?”
“Twenty-eight years.”
His eyes widened slightly. “Since you were born?”
“No, since I was six and went to live with my uncle.”
“You’re thirty-four?”
“I’m thirty-four.”
“You don’t look thirty-four.”
“That’s because I’m not married.” Mae’s smile felt as if it were set in concrete. “Marriage tends to age a woman.”
“Doesn’t do much for a man, either.”
“Actually, it does. Married men live longer than single men.”
“It just seems longer.” He leaned back in his chair and surveyed her. “So, Harold and June dandled you on their knees and fed you cookies, but you think they didn’t know that you’d take care of them for life if they offed your Uncle Armand.”
Mae closed her eyes briefly. “They did not off my Uncle Armand.”
“We’ll get back to them later. Okay, besides you and Harold and June and Uncle Claud., there’s nobody else in the will?”
“No.”
“Did your uncle own a business?” He tapped his pen on the pad. “Was he involved in anything that somebody might have wanted to take over?”
“He was a partner with my Uncle Claud.”
“Were there any other partners?”
“No. Just my Uncle Claud.”
He opened his mouth again, and Mae moved to block him before he took off in another wrong direction. “He also did not kill my Uncle Armand.”
“Did they get along?”
“No. My Uncle Claud disliked my Uncle Armand because he thought that he was profligate and libidinous and a disgrace to the good name of Lewis.”
“Sounds like a direct quote.”
“It is.”
“Was it true?”
“Yes.”
Mitch raised his eyebrows. “Libidinous at seventy-six?”
Mae sighed. Mitchell Peatwick might be a fool, but he was a persistent fool. “He kept a mistress. In fact, they made love the night he died. She tells everyone that whether you ask or not. Then she weeps.”
He sat back in his chair. “Could we digress for a moment?”
Mae looked at him with exasperation. “Do I have a choice?”
“No. He was seventy-six years old with a heart condition and he made love with his mistress who was…what? Fifty?”
“Twenty-five. Her name is Stormy Klosterman. This is not relevant—”
“Klosterman?”
Mae gave up. “Her stage name is Stormy Weather. Of course, she was temporarily retired while she was with my uncle.”
“Of course.” He blinked. “That would have been how long?”
“Seven years,” Mae said flatly. “He caught her umbrella when it rolled off the runway one night. It was magic.”
He grinned at her. “Not a fan of Stormy’s, I see.”
Mae shrugged. “She’s all right. At least, I don’t think she killed my uncle. She didn’t get a dime.”
“Did she know that before he died?”
“Yes. He was very clear about that with all his women.”
“There were more?”
“Well, there were before Stormy. I had a lot of aunts when I was growing up.”
“You grew up with Uncle Armand?”
Mae thought briefly about reaching across the desk, grabbing him by the collar and screaming, “Could we get to the diary, please?” but that would have been counterproductive. Humor him. “My parents were killed in a car accident when I was six. In their wills, they had appointed my three great-uncles as executors and guardians. Uncle Armand, Uncle Claud and Uncle Gio. All three uncles wanted me, so they drew straws.”
“Uncle Gio?” His voice sounded strangled.
“We were all in the lawyer’s office, and they drew straws, and Uncle Armand won. Now can we get back to my Uncle Armand’s death?”
“And Uncle Gio’s last name would be…?”
“Donatello.”
“Terrific.” He dropped his pen and stared at her with distaste.
Mae tried to get the conversation back on track. “I see you’ve heard the rumors about my Uncle Gio. Don’t worry. They’re not true. Now, about—”
“I’ve heard of the whole family. How’s your cousin Carlo?”
“He’s out already,” Mae said. “It was a bum rap.”
He sat quietly for a moment, and Mae felt his eyes size her up, and she realized for the first time that she might have made a mistake in coming to see Mitchell Peatwick. He looked as if he had the IQ of a linebacker, but there was something going on in that devious male mind. God knew what, but Mae was sure it wasn’t good.
He leaned forward. “Okay, let’s forget Uncle Gio for the moment. Aside from your sixth sense, which I’m sure is extremely accurate, you must have had another reason for coming here since, according to you, no one who knew him killed hi
m. So tell me the truth. Why do you think he was murdered?”
This was it. Mae moistened her lips again. “You mustn’t tell anyone this.” She leaned forward a little to meet him halfway. “His diary has disappeared. I heard him talking on the phone about it the day he died, and now it’s gone. The diary isn’t important, but whoever has it murdered him. I’m sure of it.”
SHE WAS LYING, of course. Mitch’s take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving, but she was definitely lying about the diary. Either there wasn’t a diary, or there was and it was important. Either possibility was irrelevant; what was important was to find out why she was lying.
And with this woman, it could be because of her sixth sense. Or her twenty million.
Twenty million.
Hell, with twenty million, she could lie to him forever as long as she paid him $2,694.
If only she hadn’t mentioned her Uncle Gio.
He really had been interested in taking the case. And not just because of the money or because she had a terrific body. Well, okay, partly because of that. But mostly because it would have been great to take as his last case one that didn’t involve drinking lukewarm coffee in parked cars outside cheap motels. He’d come to terms with the fact that his bet had been the result of a midlife crisis, and that it would have been a hell of a lot easier to just buy a Porsche and date a twenty-year-old, but somehow he’d wanted to have at least one real fight-against-injustice case before he quit and went back to being Mitchell Kincaid, yuppie stockbroker.
But now there was Gio Donatello. He raised his eyes to hers to tell her that he didn’t think he’d be interested, and she looked back at him, trusting and vulnerable. He couldn’t tell whether it was real-vulnerable or fake-vulnerable, although his money was on fake-vulnerable, but as vulnerable went, it was very attractive.
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