Chloe
Suddenly, I realize that there’s someone in the other car.
I run over and try to pull the door open.
It sticks.
I can’t open it at first, but then it gives and opens.
“Oh my God! Are you okay?” I ask the stunned woman inside.
Her airbag just exploded in her face.
“I think so,” she answers in a thick accent. I can’t quite place it.
She gets out of the car, and we both stand outside looking at the damage.
My Dodge Neon is completely wrecked.
The front is smashed into bits.
Her car is also damaged, but not as badly.
Not nearly as badly. The driver’s side has a substantial dent in it, but other than that, it’s fine.
I look over at the woman.
She looks as stunned as I feel. She looks like she’s in her fifties but has the body of a fit thirty-year-old.
She’s dressed in a tight white suit, which accentuates her substantial bosom, her minuscule waist, and her round hips.
She’s perched high on five-inch stilettos and wavers a little in the wind.
For a second, I think she’s going to fall over, but she takes a step to the side and catches herself.
“Are you okay? Would you like to sit down?” I ask.
“Oh, no, I’m fine, honey,” she says. “Oh, I’m terribly sorry; where are my manners?”
I stare at her dumbfounded. I have no idea what she’s referring to.
Her huge platinum blonde hair forms a halo around her head and not a strand moves out of place as she pushes up on it a little with her long, manicured nails.
“My name’s Dolly Monroe.” She extends her hand to me. We shake hands, and I introduce myself.
“I guess we should call the police?” I ask.
Just as I pick up my phone to place the call, a police car pulls over.
Luckily, we are in the middle of a residential street, and there’s not too much traffic.
“Is everyone okay here?” the cop asks.
We both nod.
“Can you tell me what happened?” he asks.
“I don’t really know what happened,” I say with a shrug. “I was just driving along and then everything went blank.”
“I’m so, so sorry, officer,” Dolly says, shaking her head. “I must’ve run the stop sign.”
The cop and I stare at her as if she has fallen off the moon. Did she really just admit fault?
“I wasn’t texting or anything like that. I just didn’t see it.” She shrugs. “I’m really sorry, Chloe. I’m going to take care of your car. You don’t need to worry about that.”
The cop takes her aside to get her statement.
She’s out of earshot, but I can still hear her say a few words here and there. I try to place the accent.
It sounds Southern, but not really.
Then it hits me; she really sounds like Dr. Phil. Exactly like him.
That must be it. She must be from Texas.
When the cop comes back to me, he asks me for my license, registration, and insurance. I hand him all the documents.
“Why don’t you two exchange insurance information so that they can take care of this?” he says. I put her information into my phone and give her mine.
After we are all done with the formalities, the cop issues Dolly a ticket and tells me that my car will need to be towed.
I nod. “I guess I’ll look up a towing company,” I say. “And call a cab while I’m at it.”
“Oh, no, that’s nonsense,” Dolly says.
“What?”
“You don’t have to call a cab. I’ll drive you home. It’s the least I can do.”
“Oh, no, that’s okay,” I say. “I’m not sure how long it will be with the tow.”
“I have nowhere to be,” she says.
I finally give in.
This woman doesn’t seem real.
I’m not particularly cynical or pessimistic, but I know that there aren’t many people who would do what she’s doing in her position.
The tow guy arrives in record time and, within half an hour, we’re on our way to my place.
As I walk around to get into the passenger side, I notice the emblem in the front of her car – a decorative B.
“Is this a Bentley?” I ask, buckling in.
“Yep.”
“Really? Wow. I’ve never been in a Bentley before. Actually, I’ve never even been in a BMW or a Mercedes.”
“It’s a really good car.” She smiles at me. “So where to?”
I give her my address.
“So, Chloe. What do you do?”
“I’m a wardrobe stylist. Today was actually my first day on the job. I’m doing a small independent film with really promising filmmakers.”
“Wow, tell me about it,” Dolly says.
I tell her as much as I can, while at the same time trying not to gush.
Something about her demeanor puts me at ease.
I find her very easy to talk to, and that’s coming from someone who has a lot of experience talking to people who listen for a living.
After my brother died, when I was thirteen, my parents sent me to a number of counselors to help me deal with the process, but none of them even came close to having Dolly’s demeanor and disposition.
12
Chloe
Dolly listens as I talk, nodding excitedly.
“That sounds wonderful. You have quite a promising start to your career,” Dolly finally says after I gush about what I do. “I can tell that you are very passionate about this.”
“Yes, I am,” I continue without missing a beat. “When I was in college, I worried that I wouldn’t be able to make a living at this. I mean, I grew up in Pennsylvania. People there have regular jobs. So, after college I moved to New York and got a job in finance. I thought that I could be one of those people who did something for a living and did something else as a hobby, but I couldn’t. I couldn’t stand that job. I had something of a mental breakdown after that. My sister lives in LA. She’s an actress. She invited me to live with her, so I’m here.”
“Doing something you love,” Dolly finished my sentence for me. I nod.
“So, what about your boyfriend? He must be very proud,” Dolly says.
I take a deep breath.
Boyfriend.
Ah, that word.
“Oh, don’t tell me he isn’t supportive,” Dolly says, reading my facial expression.
“No. I don’t have a boyfriend.”
“A beautiful girl like you?” Dolly says. “Or are you one of those modern girls who don’t go for relationships?”
My cheeks get flushed.
* * *
“No, that’s my sister, Lila.” I smile. “I’m just unlucky, I guess. I had a boyfriend in college, but we broke up when we moved to New York. There hasn’t really been anyone else. I think I was going through a little too much for anyone to deal with.”
I have no idea why I’m telling this perfect stranger every intimate and personal thing about me.
Shut up, Chloe, I say to myself.
“But frankly, I wasn’t too keen on dating anyone for a while. It just seemed like too much trouble, and I don’t get a high from it, like my sister does. She absolutely loves meeting new guys. And then, of course, she grows bored with them.”
“And you’re not like that?” she asks.
“No, not really.” I shrug. “I’m more of a long-term relationship girl. I had a boyfriend for two years in high school. Then three years in college.”
“But you know, without dating and putting yourself out there, you’ll never find the love of your life.”
“Yeah, I know.” I nod.
Neither of us says anything for a moment.
“Chloe, you don’t know what I do.”
“Oh, I’m so, so sorry. That was very rude of me. Just babbling on and on about my life to you,” I say quickly.
; I talk a little too fast when I get nervous or embarrassed.
In this situation, I find myself feeling a lot of both.
“No, that’s perfectly fine. I was the one who was prying. I just wanted to tell you that I might be able to do something for you,” Dolly says.
“What do you mean?”
“I’m a matchmaker. I help people find love.”
“A matchmaker?” I ask. “I didn’t know that was a real thing anymore. I mean, isn’t there the internet and all those online dating sites?”
“Yes, there are, but nothing beats someone who actually knows both people setting them up on a date. There’s no algorithm that can replace that.”
“Really?” I ask.
I hate how skeptical I sound.
I need to get myself a filter, ASAP.
“It’s like your job. People can easily pick out their own clothes, can’t they? But you’re there to think about each particular scene and put together a number of outfits that evoke a particular mood and setting. You’re there to match the clothes to the characters and the story. Well, that’s what I do with people.”
“That makes sense, I guess. And you make a living at this?”
“A very good one. This Bentley and these diamonds didn’t buy themselves, that’s for sure.”
I look around the car.
And at the diamond necklace and giant diamond ring on her left hand.
I was certain that she was one of those Beverly Hills women who had married very well. I’m embarrassed by how old-fashioned my thinking was.
“What I’m trying to get at, Chloe, is that I would like to set you up.”
“I don’t think I can afford you,” I say. “No, I’m certain that I can’t.”
Dolly throws her head back and laughs.
“Is that what you’re worried about? There’s no need. It’s free of charge.”
“No, I couldn’t let you do that.” I shake my head.
“I don’t usually charge women. Well, unless they are the richer party. Basically, I only charge the party that’s hiring me, and that’s the one who is the wealthier one. Unfortunately, it’s almost always men who have the money, but not always.”
“So, do you only set up wealthy men?”
“The men who come to me do tend to be very well-off, but I’m not an escort service, if that’s what you are thinking.”
She must’ve read the expression on my face.
“My clients have money, and many of them have had unfortunate experiences of having women date them just for their money. So they come to me looking for women who aren’t in it for that.”
“Oh, I see.” I nod.
We pull up to my apartment building.
It’s a small two-story yellow building, with eight apartments.
The walls are covered in ivy and little pink flowers.
Every half a year, the landlord hires someone to take the ivy down, which always makes me sad. I love seeing plants crawl their way from the ground toward the sun.
There’s something optimistic and beautiful in that.
Dolly parks the car and turns to face me.
“So, what do you think?” she asks, raising her eyebrows in anticipation.
“I don’t know,” I hesitate. I don’t really know why I’m hesitating. I’m just afraid, I guess.
“Just one date? What do you have to lose?”
“Nothing, I guess.”
“Perfect.” She gives me a warm hug. “I have your number. And don’t forget to call your insurance about this whole thing.”
“I won’t,” I say, getting out of the car. We wave good-bye and I head upstairs.
Before I even have a chance to get through the door, my sister asks me, “Did I just see you get out of a Bentley?”
13
Chloe
The following morning, I head downstairs to look for my sister’s car.
Our apartment building doesn’t have any parking spots – it was built before they required that sort of thing – so there’s only street parking.
In the morning and afternoons, there’s usually an ample amount of parking, but it starts to dwindle as people get home after work.
Because Lila gets home around three or four in the morning, she’s forced to park three or four streets away.
But because she almost always gets home a little tipsy and/or tired, she almost never remembers where she parked the car.
Usually, this is her problem, but today, since she’s kind enough to let me borrow her car for work, it’s my problem.
I leave the apartment half an hour early, just in case it takes me much longer to find the car than I think, and I finally find it forty-five minutes later, five blocks away.
I’m about to give up when I finally see the 2001 Honda Civic with the front driver’s side smashed in.
Elated, I open the passenger side and get in.
I climb over the gear shift and the cup holders and into the driver’s seat.
This is the only way to get in.
This happened a few years ago, when Lila was just laid off and she was completely broke. Someone had backed into her car while it was parked on the street.
The insurance company gave her $800 for the damage, but because her account was overdrawn after she paid rent that month and she had no money for food, she used the money to live on instead of getting the door fixed.
It has been this way ever since.
I adjust my seat and make sure that the rearview and side mirrors are in the right position.
I turn on the radio, but nothing comes out.
That’s right; the radio doesn’t work either.
Perfect.
What a piece of shit car.
Let’s just hope that it gets me to North Hollywood in one piece.
My phone rings. It’s a strange number. I usually don’t pick up unknown numbers, but for some reason this time I do.
“Hello?”
“Hello, Chloe! This is Dolly Monroe. How are you?” Dolly’s accent, which I later found out is from West Texas, makes her sound like she’s cooing like a bird. It’s so sing-songy.
“Hi, Dolly. I’m fine,” I say.
I put her on speaker, pull out of the parking spot, and head toward Sunset Boulevard.
“What are you doing Saturday night?” she asks.
“Um…I don’t know. I don’t really have plans.”
I try to think of what I have planned for the weekend.
The beginning of this week has been so crazy and hectic that my brain fogs up.
“You do now! I found the perfect date for you. You two will get along splendidly. The only thing is that it’s a formal event. Do you have any formal clothes?”
“Wait, what?” My mind tries to catch up with the trunk load of information that she just unloaded on me.
“Do you have any evening dresses?”
“No. But wait, back up. I can’t go on a date this weekend.”
“Why?”
“Because…because.” I search my mind for an answer. But nothing comes to mind. “I don’t know. I just can’t. It’s too soon.”
“You said you were free. You have nothing to worry about. No pressure. This guy is really easy going. Very attractive. And pretty loaded, too.”
“I don’t care about that,” I say.
“Even better.”
“But I still can’t go.”
“Why not?” she asks. Is she totally dense? Or is she just not getting the hint?
“I just can’t,” I say. “I’m not ready.”
“Chloe, how long has it been since your last date?” she asks.
I take a moment to really think about this.
Hmm.
Come to think of it.
I can’t really remember. I don’t know.
“That pause tells me that it has been too long. So this Saturday is going to fix that.”
“But…”
“There’re no buts. He’s a great guy. Very nice, courteous. Inter
esting. I’m sure that you two will get along splendidly.”
“But you don’t even know me.” I finally come up with a good reason.
That’s right.
She hardly knows a thing about me.
How can she be so sure that we’re a good match?
“Chloe, what I do is not about knowledge. It’s not about information. People make connections based on chemistry, and I make my recommendations based on intuition. I learned a long time ago to listen to my intuition, and it’s very rarely wrong.”
“Okay,” I finally give in.
“Okay? You’ll go?” Dolly’s voice goes up at the end. She’s getting a little bit too excited about this.
“Yes, I’ll go,” I say. “But why can’t we just go out for a cup of coffee? Get to know each other a little? I can’t do a black-tie event with a complete stranger.”
“Eh, of course, you can!” I can almost see her waving her manicured hand at me dismissively, as if that is such an unusual statement to make.
“Fine. But I don’t have anything to wear.”
“I’ll fix that.”
After carefully negotiating a time that would work with both of our schedules, we decide to meet on Rodeo Drive at six o’clock tonight.
I hang up the phone with plenty of doubts and a touch of resignation.
Maybe Dolly’s right. It’s time to go out there and meet some new people.
14
Finn
I meet Ben Garett for lunch.
He’s my oldest and dearest friend. We have been friends since I was thirteen and he was twelve and we met on the set of Danny’s Life, a popular 90’s sitcom.
He had one line, and I was an extra. That was one of my first real jobs, and I was a nervous wreck. Ben was experienced.
He had been going to auditions and getting gigs in television shows for a few years by then. I remember how intimidated I was when I first talked to him and how fun and down-to-earth he was.
It made all the difference.
Luckily, neither of us had any success in Hollywood as young kids, so we’re not as messed up as many of those child stars tend to be.
Ben’s breakout role came when he was eighteen in Tequila Dreams, where he played a young doctor fighting the cholera epidemic.
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