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by Chance, Logan


  When I get home, I drop my purse on the kitchen counter and beeline straight for the fridge. On the top shelf, next to the milk, sit the remaining cans of Max Energy. I tilt one of the tall cylinders and read the tiny black font:

  Max Energy will give you that extra you need to reach your goals. It’s winning in a can.

  Share your success.

  Leave a review.

  The words taunt me before I toss it in the trash. The four cans left in my fridge follow it into the garbage before I move over to my laptop on the island in my kitchen. I type in the web address to the Nile site listed on the can and search for Max Energy, clicking on the tiny thumbnail, and then, scrolling through all the five-star reviews.

  Delicious! I finished a project for work that earned me a bonus.

  Homerun. Finally, put together the bookshelf I’d been dreading.

  Review after review raves about this drink.

  7 stars!

  I'd give it 100 if I could! I've never tasted anything like this or had so much energy. You will love it!

  Seven out of five?

  I can barely refrain from commenting to ReviewQueen that her rating is impossible. You can not give more than you have.

  I click on ‘My Review’ and select one star. Annoyance flows through my veins and spills out from my fingertips as I type.

  Let me share my story with you. It doesn’t have a happy ending, just like the book I had stayed up all night reading didn’t. I was tired the next morning, and my coworker had given me these from her PR package, so I thought, ‘Sure, I’ll try it.’ I drank one before the most important meeting of my life. Big mistake.

  This is not success in a can. Don’t drink the kool-aid, people. Or actually, do. Maybe you won’t bounce off the walls and lose your dream client. Thanks, Max. Thank you for my failure. I hope you have a losing season.

  And then, I press the submit button. Take that, Maxwell Hunter.

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  Logan Chance

  Logan Chance is a USA Today, Top 20 Amazon, KDP All-Star, and KDP All-Star UK bestselling author with a quick wit and penchant for the simple things in life: Star Wars, music, and smart girls who love to read. He was nominated best debut author for the Goodreads Choice Awards in 2016. His works can be classified as Dramedies (Drama+Comedies), featuring a ton of laughs and many swoon worthy, heartfelt moments.

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  Also by Logan Chance

  Cold Hearted Series

  COLD HEARTED BALLER

  COLD HEARTED BASTARD

  The Playboy Series

  PLAYBOY

  HEARTBREAKER

  STUCK

  LOVE DOCTOR

  Mafia Romance

  THE DECEIT DUET

  TAKEN

  WE ALL FALL DOWN

  THE NEWLYFEDS, A Romantic Comedy

  The Me Series

  DATE ME

  STUDY ME

  SAVE ME

  BREAK ME

  The Boss Duet

  LIKE A BOSS

  LOVE A BOSS

  Thank you

  Thank you so much for reading this holiday romance collection. I truly appreciate it, and wish you a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

  -Logan

 

 

 


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