This scion of a famous wealthy clan was just the man for Lanny’s problem, for he knew everybody who was anybody. As an officer in the Reserve Army, he was now a major, busy with the protection of docks and shipping in New York harbor. As an old friend of the Roosevelt family—F.D.R. had been present at his christening—he had long been a presidential agent; he hadn’t mentioned the fact to Lanny, and Lanny hadn’t asked, but each could be certain that the other had guessed. Jim was a big fellow, full of conversation and chuckles, and what secrets he kept were hidden behind a veil of extraordinary frankness. You would have thought him the last person in the world to be a spy.
He looked handsome in his major’s uniform, with service decorations from World War I. He gave his friend a warm handclasp, saying, “The Boss told me you’ve been having adventures.” After they had given their orders and the waiter had departed Lanny said, “I’m having an adventure now, and it mustn’t be mentioned. I want to find out something about the Italians in New York—those who are with us and those who are against us.”
Jim’s face lighted up. “Good! I’ll introduce you to a dozen.”
“No,” Lanny said, “I don’t want to meet them through you. It has to be by accident.” One secret agent didn’t have to say more to another.
The heir of the Stotzlmanns thought for a moment, then said, “I’ll tell you. Come to Mrs. McLean’s shindig tonight. Everybody comes, and there’ll surely be one or two sons of sunny Italy among them.”
“Can you get me an invitation?”
“You won’t need it. She lets her close friends bring their friends. When you have a couple of hundred guests you can’t even remember.”
Lanny hesitated, then added, “We’ve just motored up from Florida. My wife is with me.”
“Bring her along of course.”
Lanny still hesitated. “My wife is a bit on the formal side. I don’t think she has ever been to an affair where she wasn’t invited.”
“All right, I’ll get Evalyn to send her a note.” He pronounced the name “Eevalyn,” and Lanny made note of it. “It won’t come till afternoon, because she sleeps in the morning.”
So, later on, Lanny went upstairs and told his wife what was coming. Her first remark was, “I have no clothes!”
Lanny said, “Go and get yourself an outfit this morning. This is a show you mustn’t miss.”
“I’m nobody to those people, Lanny.”
“Yes, but they’re somebodies to you. Someday you’ll be writing a novel about Washington, and Evalyn Walsh McLean is made to order for you. Get yourself the right things so that you can look like one of them and feel at home.”
“That might cost a thousand dollars, Lanny.”
The figure did not startle the son of Beauty Budd. “It’ll come back to you in royalties,” he declared. “Cast your bread upon the waters!”
VIII
Lanny established his credit and got the hotel to cash his check, and Laurel went shopping while he reported at the old brick building near the gasworks, and told the genial head officer what he had decided to do. It was arranged that he was to be flown to the city of Tunis, through which he had passed four months ago, when it had been in German hands. From there the victorious American Navy would be requested to drop him off at one of the beaches which have served as summer resorts for Roman citizens for a couple of thousand years. The P.A. received and memorized the location of the American “post office” in the Holy City—the ultra-secret address at which American agents left communications to be forwarded to the OSS. He also received a stack of documents, some of which he was free to take with him and study on the journey; others were marked “top secret” and had to be read in the office, and without making notes.
He found that they had done a thorough job on the aloof Roman aristocracy, also the military, the big industrialists, the political personalities. They had done it for every city, town, and village which could by any chance be involved in the war, pro or anti. Hundreds of thousands of Americans had hunted through their scrapbooks and their attics for photographs and letters, guidebooks, railroad timetables, hotel circulars—everything that might by chance yield a scrap of information useful to a secret agent or to the Armed Forces. Thousands of people had searched in the libraries, in museums, in the records of business concerns, in consular reports. Millions of details had been gathered and classified, and a P.A. might have sat in that little cubicle for a month or two and compiled material about the places he was going to visit and the people he would meet. But by that time it would be too late. His Boss had allowed him only two or three days in Washington and New York, in order to collect a few yarns to tell to the Führer of the Germans, who was mad north-northwest.
IX
When the P.A. came back, toward seven o’clock, he found his wife transformed. She was wearing a lovely pale blue evening gown, of that kind of simplicity which costs like smoke. She had followed his instructions and gone to a “good” place; she was proud of herself because she had found a dress that became her and had cost only three hundred dollars. Fortunately you didn’t wear a hat to an evening party, and all she had had to buy were shoes and gloves to match, and, of course, stockings, and a little handbag that had cost fifty dollars, and a handkerchief for thirty-five. She would not attempt to compete with Mrs. McLean’s Hope diamond, said to be worth several millions; Laurel would appear without jewels.
It had taken a couple of hours to get the dress properly fitted; so this sensible woman had lain down and read and rested, and now was ready to make a night of it. When Lanny said that he had been getting up data all day, she accepted the statement and asked no questions. He hadn’t had to do any shopping because he had his white dinner jacket and black trousers in a suitcase in the car, and the hotel valet had pressed them. Jim Stotzlmann was coming for his friends; he had a Cadillac and a chauffeur, and that was the way to approach the homes of the wealthy.
When the pair came down to the lobby, Jim took one glance at the lady, whom he had never met before; he saw that she was “right,” and Lanny saw that he saw it. That is the way matters go in the smart world; you are “right,” and your woman is “right,” and if you’re not you don’t go but once.
On the drive genial Jim told about the place to which they were going and the hostess who was to entertain them. Evalyn Walsh was the daughter of a wretchedly poor miner who had wandered through the Rocky Mountains knocking off chunks in a search for gold. That was no secret, because Evalyn herself had told the details in a book called Father Struck It Rich. It was a sort of Aladdin’s-lamp story of a sudden rise in the world, far too violent for comfort or even sense. Evalyn, sole heiress to a score of millions, had married the heir of the McLean fortune, derived from a newspaper in Cincinnati. Ned McLean, a loutish fellow with an almost insane temper, had come to Washington and built a monstrous palace in the Victorian style, calling it Friendship House. When Evalyn couldn’t stand him any more she had gone to Riga—an odd choice—and got a divorce. Ned had contested it, and there had been a lively scandal. Evalyn, victorious, had sold the mansion and bought herself an estate in George-town, where she had built a still more monstrous place, calling it by the old name. It stood on a hilltop, and behind it was a swimming pool as big as the house; inside it was such an assortment of junk as had never been in the world before—for example, an “animal room,” full of miniature creatures made of glass, porcelain, and even plaster.
Long lines of cars were lined up in the drive. Evalyn couldn’t endure ever to be alone, and had four huge dining-rooms in which to entertain her guests. “It’s all terribly vulgar, of course,” said the scion of the Stotzlmanns, whose fortune had come from his great-grandfather and therefore was established and respectable. “Everybody comes because Evalyn really is warmhearted and likes people. It’s a place to meet the people you want to talk to, and have everything in the world you want to eat and drink.”
“How can she manage that in wartime?” asked Laurel; and the answer was, �
�Some of the more expensive things aren’t rationed; and I suppose she gets poultry and meat and butter and such things from her other estates. No doubt she has a staff who manage it for her, and it wouldn’t be good form to ask questions.”
“I won’t,” said Laurel with a smile. She couldn’t explain that her curiosity was that of a novelist; she kept that fact as closely guarded as a war secret. Her story about life in Germany under the Nazis bore the pen name of Mary Morrow, and was now being praised in papers all over the country; but nobody knew who this writer was, and nobody had any suspicions about a quiet little woman with a slow smile and soft brown eyes; nobody guessed what was going on in the busy brain behind those eyes. That suited Laurel, for she wanted to watch people and not to have them watch her. If she were introduced as the author of a popular novel, the people at Friendship House would crowd around her eagerly; but they would be afraid of her too and would try to pose before her. Let her be plain Mrs. Budd, daughter-in-law of Budd-Erling, and let them be occupied in showing themselves off; she would go home and make notes about them, and when she put them into a story they wouldn’t recognize themselves, since what they read would not coincide with what they believed.
X
Driving into the Friendship House estate was like approaching the opera on opening night; entering the mansion was like catching the 5:38 at Grand Central Terminal. A line of elegant ladies and gentlemen waited to greet the hostess, and Jim and his pair of pals waited their turn, chatting meantime with others whom Jim knew—there were few he didn’t. The hostess proved to be a tall bony lady dressed in pink marabou, satin, and ostrich feathers. She had heavy eyebrows and drooping eyes and mouth, as if she weren’t awake yet; she would tell you that this was her waking time and that she never ate anything until dinner. She would tell you anything about herself, and made it a point not to let riches and fame tone down her mining-camp language and manners. When the party was breaking up, in the small hours of the morning, Lanny heard the hostess screaming to the butler, “Call a car and take these two bums to the station.” The “two bums” were leading newspaper columnists, and the hostess wasn’t meaning that they were drunk; she was just kidding them because they had come in a taxicab. The hostess was slightly drunk herself, and so were the majority of her guests, for they had been plied with food and liquor over a period of five or six hours.
You couldn’t avoid noticing the great lady’s jewelry, nor were you supposed to. Two pear-shaped diamonds hung from her ears, and a great ruby surrounded by diamonds hung by a gold chain across her forehead. Chains of diamonds dangled all over her, and miscellaneous jewels gleamed from her fingers. The pièce de résistance was the famed Hope diamond said to be the largest in the world. It hung from a chain over her bosom and was set off by diamond sunbursts, one pinned to her dress on each side. If you expressed interest in the Hope—and of course that was why it was there—you would be invited to lift it by the chain and feel its weight; but you had to promise not to touch it, because there was an old tradition that ill luck befell anyone who so presumed.
Washington society agreed in polite whispers that this tradition had surely been vindicated in the case of the present owner of this treasure. Evalyn’s marriage had gone on the rocks and her husband had died in an insane asylum; her daughter, a frail and melancholy girl, had recently become the wife of “Buncombe Bob” Reynolds, onetime circus barker who had become senator from North Carolina and was one of the most ardent propagandists of that brand of hundred-per cent Americanism which could hardly be distinguished from Nazi-Fascism. Lanny and his wife had no means of knowing that the young wife of an old man was going to poison herself within a year or two, but when they were introduced to her they realized that she was a far from happy person. Lanny had met so many sons and daughters of the rich who were maladjusted that it had become a sort of formula to him.
The heir of the Stotzlmanns wasn’t happy either; he had had four marriages and four failures, and on the drive back home he poured out his heart to the wife of Lanny Budd. It had occurred to him that she might know some girl who was what he called “nice”; that is to say, a girl who was old-fashioned and believed in love; who wouldn’t have her head turned by an awesome family name and attempt to buy out the contents of Tiffany’s in the first month of marriage. Laurel said that was a difficult problem and she’d have to think it over. Before she had finished this thinking, she read in the papers that Jim was married again, and the next time she met him she learned that he was on the way to his fifth divorce.
XI
But meantime, here he was, a deputy host and loyal friend. Lanny had expressed a desire to meet some Italians, for a reason too important to be explained. All right; Jim wandered about in the crowded drawing-rooms, something that was difficult because so many people knew him and grabbed hold of him, and he couldn’t hurt their feelings, being kind of heart. Especially the ladies; there were scores of them who had spent the day as Laurel had spent it, making themselves beautiful and getting ready for whatever adventure might come into sight. What better than this unattached heir of Chicago’s famous family?
Jim persisted and presently came upon what he wanted—no less a personage than Signor Generoso Pope, which the Italians rhyme with “ropey,” but which the Americans say as one syllable. He was indeed a sort of lay pope to well-to-do and conservative Italians of the United States; publisher of the newspaper they all read, and counselor and guide in matters of business, politics, and finances. Signor Pope had told his readers that Mussolini was the heaven-sent regenerator of la patria, destined to restore the glories of the ancient Roman Empire, and they had believed him, all save a few malcontents. Now, alas, the Signor and his subscribers were in an embarrassing position, and he had to use more weasel words than had ever crawled backward out of any hole in the earth.
There were many people of that sort here tonight, for Friendship House was the council hall of all the New-Deal haters in the national capital. Here Lanny shook hands with the all-powerful Mr. Harrison Dengue, who not long ago had been working on a plan to have President Roosevelt kidnaped from his Hyde Park home and kept under the orders of persons who wanted to stop lend-lease to Russia. Here he shook hands with Congressman Ham Fish, who had allowed the Nazi agents in this country to use his congressional frank to mail out literature written by a Nazi agent. Here he met multi-millionaire Jimmie Cromwell, and publisher Cissie Patterson, and Igor Cassini, her venomous little “society” columnist.
But Lanny was looking especially for Italians; and by extraordinary good fortune, when he and his wife entered one of the four big dining-rooms, he discovered himself seated next to the person of all persons whom he would have chosen. What had happened was that Jim had got the ear of the hostess and mentioned that his friend, the son of Budd-Erling, was interested in meeting this product of the melting pot; and Evalyn had beckoned to her steward, or whoever it was that stood near awaiting her orders. The place cards were shifted, and thus Signor Generoso Pope found himself in conversation with an agreeable gentleman who had been raised almost at the front door of Signor Pope’s native land, who had traveled all through it by motorcar, knew its cities, its art treasures and cathedrals, and had met pretty nearly every distinguished person the Signor could name.
Lanny Budd put himself out to make himself agreeable, and he had what it took. He was an art expert who had had the choosing of several collections of paintings for wealthy Americans; more than that, he was the son of one of America’s great industrialists, whose airplanes were flying all over the world and helping to win a war which the son insisted ought never to have been started. It was one of the tragedies of history, and whichever side won, both sides would lose. That was exactly what Signor Pope thought, and he wished he could say it in such eloquent language. He was a naïve-appearing gentleman, with a round face, dark hair, and prominent eyes.
A warm friendship was struck up; and when the Signor learned that Mr. Budd was proceeding to New York next day, he asked the pleasure
of taking him in his car. Lanny said he was delighted, and didn’t mention anything about having a wife and baby and a car of his own. Laurel would drive that car to New York, and Lanny would ride with the publisher; he would deplore the war, and also the New Deal and its extravagances, and lead this exuberant son of the south to pour out his troubled soul. When the ride was over, Lanny would know pretty nearly everything he wanted to know about the near-Fascists and the crypto-Fascists of the Italian colony of New York; and about the nine Italian generals who had been captured in North Africa and were now interned in Tennessee, from where they were diligently working for a separate peace. All this for the price of one evening ensemble, which his wife would carefully preserve for other occasions when it might be necessary to help her husband meet the “right” sort of people.
XII
Laurel did not fail to notice her husband’s sudden interest in the Italian publisher, and the fact that he had upon his reading table an assortment of literature—pamphlets, clippings, typewritten and mimeographed sheets—all dealing with that country. With an Anglo-American army poised just across the strait of Sicily, and with radio and newspapers speculating as to when it meant to cross, Laurel had no trouble in guessing her husband’s destination. When tears welled into her eyes, she would turn her head and go into the next room and pull herself together. As old as human history is the fact that men go away into danger while women stay at home and weep. But in this case the woman had to want him to go; she had to value the overthrow of Nazi-Fascism more than she valued his life and her own happiness.
Only once did he mention the data he was storing in his mind. That was when he came upon a pamphlet bearing the imprint of the Italy-America Society of New York; reading it, he began to chuckle, and then to laugh. “Listen,” he said, “here is your guide and guardian, Otto Hermann Kahn.” He liked to tease her about a strange circumstance which had developed in her life: an intimacy with a departed spirit, onetime possessor of a vast fortune upon which he could no longer draw. A thing almost beyond imagining, for in real life Laurel Creston had met this urbane and elegant gentleman only in the most casual way, and it was with consternation she had learned that he had taken up uninvited residence in her subconscious mind.
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