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by Fengliu Shezhang


  The milk tea once again disappeared into thin air, appearing in Fairy Zi Ling's hands.

  "Fellow daoist, what is this thing?"

  Zi Ling looked at the plastic cup that was sealed and the plastic straw that was used to suck the milk tea in her hand.

  "Pearl milk tea, with the cake, it's the best."

  Lehman typed quickly.

  "I just want to know why that transparent glass tube is so soft. What is it used for?"

  Listening to Fairy Zi Ling's words, Lehman thought for a long time before finally understanding that the very soft glass tube he was talking about was the straw used to drink pearl milk tea.

  To the Heavenly Court who had been sealed with people for at least several thousand years already, this kind of novel plastic bag was something they had never seen before. No wonder Zi Ling had a confused expression on her face.

  CHAPTER 4 - BAI SUANZHEN

  After thinking about his mistake, Lehman couldn't help but laugh and immediately told Zi Ling about the method to use the straw.

  Zi Ling shook the milk tea in accordance to Lei Ming's method, and directly put the straw in her hand into the cup. She looked for a long time, and then finally, with an uneasy feeling, took a deep breath.

  The sweet, smooth, and sweet milk tea was accompanied by an oval shaped fruit that had been cut into a ball by a planing machine. It was exceptionally chewed on.

  Fairy Zi Ling closed her eyes and licked her cute little tongue, carefully tasting the taste of the milk tea.

  The things eaten in the Heavenly Court were all some rare heavenly materials. However, even though she said that she had eaten all the delicacies in the Heaven Realm, she had never tasted such a captivating sweetness.

  "You really are amazing, Fellow Daoist! What kind of drink is this? Even the Immortal Dew Wine from the Heavenly Court can't compare to it."

  Zi Ling was shocked, and couldn't help but exclaim in praise of Lei Ming.

  "This thing's name is Pearl Milk Tea and it's our specialty. The Maneki-Neko you gave me before helped me a lot, so consider this my gratitude."

  Lehman quickly typed out.

  "Fellow Daoist, I particularly like your gifts."

  Zi Ling shouted with incomparable excitement. Thinking back to what her elder sister, the weaver, had said back then, her gentle and innocent face instantly turned into a red apple.

  Men of all walks of life, if they had that kind of intention towards girls, would usually give them some small gifts. These small gifts would usually be rather delicious snacks.

  Many of these snacks were sweet, meaning that their lives in the future would be sweet and beautiful.

  When he thought about the customs of the human world, Zi Ling's beautiful face immediately turned red. She had shocked all of her fellow daoists, was she using this kind of special method to express her love?

  The rules of the God Realm was strict, and it was forbidden for male immortals and female immortals to have relationships in the mortal realm. Even though there were numerous acts of mutual acceptance between male immortals and female immortals, who was blind enough to dare set their sights on the daughter of the Jade Emperor's father.

  In this situation, the Seven Fairies that had been blooming for who knows how many years were like blossoming flowers that were ready to be harvested at any time. Even the slightest breeze was enough to cause ripples in their hearts.

  "That won't do. I need to find Big Sis and Seventh Sis's advisors to see what they can say about this."

  The somewhat helpless Zi Ling felt as if his heart had been struck by a deer, and directly went to the place where the two sisters who had once violated the laws of heaven and loved the next mortal person, wanting to learn more about them.

  Lei Ming didn't think that such a simple gift would cause such a huge commotion at Fairy Zi Ling's place. After eating breakfast at a stall, he immediately grabbed the Lucky Talisman that Fairy Zi Ling gave him and prepared to go to the lottery store to win some money back.

  It was almost June and most of the jobs were already set. It would not be easy to find a job either. He had to make sure that he had sufficient reserves for this vacant period of time.

  "F * ck, you damn cat, you really failed at such a crucial moment."

  Lehman shook the Maneki-Neko in his hand forcefully, feeling as if he was about to hate this idiot's item to death.

  He had been sitting in this shop for almost two hours now, and this damn guy felt like he was asleep. He didn't even give any hints, let alone a winning number like he did last night.

  "The God of Fortune, Zhao Gongming, is actually crafting something. As I see it, it's more like trash made by him."

  Lehman spat out a mouthful of saliva, he was extremely anxious in his heart.

  If he did not have the Maneki-Neko's hint, then in a city like Yun Hai which was known as Demon City, the six thousand ocean in his hands would very quickly become a sitting duck.

  Seeing that the Maneki-Neko would not help him choose his number, Lei Ming could only leave the lottery station in embarrassment.

  "Useless trash, your father has always treated you as a treasure and wore you on my body."

  Lei Ming cursed the Maneki-Neko in his heart. Just as he was about to throw it into the stinky ditch, the Maneki-Neko seemed to know what he was going to do. It raised its claw high up in the air and pointed it straight at Lei Ming.

  "Are you trying to tell me where I can get the money?"

  Lei Ming's eyes were filled with excitement, and according to the direction that the Maneki-Neko had pointed to, he quickly ran away.

  It was a relatively remote section of the road, and there was a bright red Lamborghini parked in the middle. Due to the accident, the front part of the car's face was horribly sunken, and the windows had already been smashed into pieces.

  Through the window in front, Lehman could see a woman in the driver's seat. Her snow-white uniform and shirt were already dyed red with blood.

  The Maneki-Neko's hand was pointing at the woman who was lying in the carriage, whose status was unknown. It seemed to be urging Lehman to save her.

  In the current society, the so-called cold-blooded reality was the main theme. If he really went up to save someone, then who knows if he would be a good person or not. On the contrary, he would be framed as the culprit behind this car crash.

  Even though he had scolded those bastards on the internet many times, he had instinctively wanted to run away when he was faced with such a situation. It had nothing to do with it.

  He ran three blocks until he was sure that he wouldn't be involved in this. Then, he sat down on a seat for passersby at the corner of the street and took out his cell phone.

  He was surprised to find that in the blink of an eye, his other friend, Xiaoqing, had sent him 40 to 50 messages.

  At the same time, he noticed that there was another message mixed in with the social networking software: Bai Suzhen asked to be your friend.

  He opened Xiaoqing's chat interface and carefully read the information inside. Almost all of them were words of thanks to him for helping the White Wife find the source of those malformations.

  At the same time, Xiaoqing didn't forget to ask Lehman, asking if he could give her some folic acid to help the White Lady alleviate this infant malformation.

  Lehman had no choice but to tell her that folic acid was only effective in preventing malformations when the child was 1 to 3 months pregnant. Once the baby became malformed, it would be useless.

  Xiaoqing sent a helpless emoji to Lehman, only telling him that to her, nothing mattered to her at all. It was just that her sister, Bai Suzhen, was full of compassion and told him, "Fellow Daoist, my sister wants to talk to you."

  She could be considered his idol since a young age. To be able to talk to his idol, even using words to chat with him, this caused Lehman to be unable to contain his excitement.

  Opening the White Wife's chat box, just the image on the portrait was enough to make Lehman's
heart beat several times faster.

  She was dressed in white like the lady in the TV series, with flowing white clothes and flowing long hair. She looked even more delicate and pretty than the lady in the TV series, with an air of immortality that did not belong to the human world.

  "Sis, this Xu Xian sure is fortunate. If I could have such a beautiful girlfriend, it would be worth it even if I die."

  In his heart, Lei Ming was crazily venting his jealousy and jealousy towards Xu Xian. Lei Ming opened the dialog box and looked at his idol, but he couldn't find a suitable topic to talk about. He hesitated for a long time before reluctantly typing, "Hello."

  "Are you the one who shocked Xiao Qing yesterday?"

  Facing the person who was greeting her out of thin air, the white-haired lady was equally excited.

  According to Xiaoqing, this master knew his affairs like the back of his hand. Even the difficult problems he faced now, he had his own opinions.

  During these few months, the number of deformed children in Hangzhou increased, and many of them asked Xu Xian and her to keep their peace, hoping that they would be able to treat their sick children.

  Xu Xian was helpless against this sort of thing. Every day, she would always get up in the middle of the night with a frown on her face and sigh deeply.

  Unlike the doctors of this era who only knew how to earn money, Xu Xian had read a lot of poetry since she was a child and had a heart of gold. Seeing herself helpless against this kind of disease, her anxiety could be easily imagined.

  "That's me."

  Lehman typed.

  "Bai Suzhen represents the children of those patients in Hangzhou. Thank the Fellow Yiming for her help, and she was able to find the source of the diseases that caused the children, and eradicate them completely. Please accept her respect."

  Bai Suanzhen knelt down respectfully in the direction of Lei Ming's voice and kowtowed heavily.

  As an Earthly Immortal under the Buddhist Guanyin, Bai Suanzhen was well aware of the merits of cultivating the mortal world. For his future, this would bring him unimaginable benefits.

  Ever since Lei Ming had told Xiaoqing about the pollution caused by the paper mill that caused the river's water, Bai Suzhen had acted and went to the riverside to check the sewage.

  "In order to clean up the sewage, Pure Heaven Grass was borrowed from Mount Xumi and thrown into the polluted river. The source of the pollution has been treated by Pure Heaven Grass."

  Bai Suanzhen said to Lei Ming with incomparable gratitude.

  "White Lady, being able to cure the pollution is indeed a work of great merit. However, I am only guessing whether or not the deformities of those children were caused by the sewage."

  Lehman could sense that the White Matriarch's world was very different from the world he was currently in. At the very least, there were monsters like her and immortals like Guan Shiyin in her world. They were all living beings.

  Because of this, Lehman felt a little apprehensive. He was afraid that those deformed children really were caused by some kind of evil demon, so he didn't dare to say things that would cause too much fear.

  CHAPTER 5 - THE WONDERFUL FUNCTION OF FORTUNE VALUE

  "Fellow Daoist, your guess is completely correct. To tell you the truth, before I descended the mountain to find Xu Lang to repay my gratitude, Guan Shi Yin Bodhisattva once gave me a magic treasure called the Book of Merit.

  The white woman explained to Lehman.

  "You mean to say that it already records the merits of your rescue of those deformed children?"

  Lei Ming asked curiously.

  "Of course it's recorded. However, for those children that have already taken shape, Pure Zhen can only take a risk and go to Thunderpile Mountain. She hopes that she can obtain Thunderclap Grass and use it to treat them."

  Perhaps because she was used to doing meritorious deeds, the white woman's words carried a trace of benevolence for the country and for the people.

  "However, Fellow Daoist, I believe you will be able to obtain a lot of merits this time around. After all, Fellow Daoist, you will be able to find the source of the pollution."

  The lady in white said seriously.

  "White Lady, what is the use of meritorious service?"

  Lei Ming asked in confusion.

  "It's too useful. The simplest is that Earth Immortals like us experience heavenly tribulation every few hundred years. The higher our merit, the greater our chance of surviving the heavenly tribulation. Moreover, the fortune we have will all depend on our merit."

  As soon as Lei Ming heard the White Wife mention Fortune, he immediately remembered that when the Lucky Symbol failed, it was all due to Fortune that it failed. He hurriedly asked her about it.

  "White Lady, what is this fortune?"

  "More accurately speaking, it's your luck when you're cultivating in this world. If you're an Earthly Immortal with a high destiny, even if you tripped, you would still be able to find treasures of heaven and earth."

  Just as she finished speaking, Lehman heard a burst of notification sound ring out from his phone.

  As Lehman opened the message, he immediately felt overjoyed.

  "The user is absolutely stunning. He has successfully helped the madame to solve the problem of carrying out babies. He has received 2000 merit points, which can be converted into 200,000 points for the transmission of items."

  Lehman, who had already begun to grasp the rules for the use of social software, knew how important points were to him. He was extremely excited when he saw how he was able to get so many merit points just by moving his mouth.

  He picked up his phone and directly replied to the system message.

  "Can Merit Value be converted into Fortune Value?"

  "Yes, of course."

  The system quickly replied to his message.

  "And it's a 1: 1 exchange."

  "Alright, give me a thousand merit points in exchange for blessings."

  Lei Ming replied while the iron was hot.

  "Exchange completed."

  Just as the system message returned to Lehman's phone, the Maneki-Neko that he was holding in his hand seemed to come alive, and with a swoosh, it jumped onto his shoulder.

  "Why would I follow an idiot like you? I clearly have a great chance to earn a lot of merits, and I'm giving it to an idiot like you to waste."

  The Maneki-Neko clenched its fists and jumped up, its voice was filled with dissatisfaction towards Lehman.

  "Merit? "If you want to earn money, you have to first obtain merit?"

  Lei Ming, who had already understood what karmic virtue and blessings were, asked in surprise.

  "Of course, it's already said that good people amass wealth, don't tell me that you've never heard of such a thing before?"

  The Maneki-Neko clenched its fists and shouted angrily at Lei Ming.

  "Then what are we waiting for? Hurry up and save them."

  Lei Ming finally realized what was going on and frantically shouted as he grabbed the Maneki-Neko in his palm and ran in the direction of the red sportscar.

  Just like what he had seen before, the sports car was still parked safely. The cars that passed by her continued to flow past her indifferently, as if the sports car had never appeared.

  The darkness of society had already made people feel cold. If this situation was allowed to continue, by the time the traffic police arrived, they would already be dead.

  With the Maneki-Neko in hand, Lei Ming quickly rushed to the front of the sportscar and opened the door.

  It was only now that he remembered that he didn't even understand the simplest of first aid, much less his medical skills.

  Lei Ming composed himself and a name suddenly appeared in his head: White Lady.

  She and Xu Xian were famous for being a Godly Doctor's husband and wife. If even the two of them couldn't cure their illness, then Lehman could only allow him to lead the dog.

  "White lady, white lady, I have a patient on my side who is i
n critical condition due to external injuries. She is unconscious now, I wonder if you have any way of saving her."

  Lehman quickly picked up his phone and sent a message to the white woman.

  "In the Fellow Yiming, doctors are particular about hearing and hearing. If he didn't see the patient, it would be very difficult for Pure Virgo to treat her."

  The matriarch's answer was rather awkward.

  "Charity Spell, you have successfully activated the character transfer function. You can teleport people from your world to another world. At the beginning, you only spent half an hour. Every time you spend 2,000 points, do you want to teleport?"

  The system's message was sent to Lehman's cell phone.

  "Pass, of course it has to be passed."

  At this critical moment of life and death, Lei Ming didn't even have time to think before shouting into his phone.

  A golden ray of light flashed and surrounded the woman. In a blink of an eye, it disappeared without a trace.

  "White Lady, I've already sent the patient over to you. That spent more than 2000 points on it. You have to save her."

  Lehman anxiously sent a message to the White Lady.

  Suddenly, a golden light flashed in the white woman's room. Wherever the light shone, a body appeared out of nowhere on her bed.

  The white-robed woman's eyes were filled with astonishment. That woman's dressing was very different from the people of this era, especially her clothes. Even those of the Buddha Bodhisattva made her feel exquisite.

  In order to confirm whether she was a mortal or not, the white-robed woman carefully took her pulse. After confirming that she didn't have any celestial spiritual energy and that her body was no different from a mortal's, she relaxed and began to carefully treat her.

  Her wound was very heavy, her chest and abdomen were already damaged from the huge pressure. Many parts of her body were pierced by dart-like projectiles (splashing glass), and a lot of remnants of the concealed weapons were still inside her body.

  However, to an Earthly Immortal like the White Lady who had cultivated for thousands of years, such a small wound was nothing but a piece of cake.

  He carefully picked out the glass fragments from her body with the hairpin, opened a delicate jade bottle, and smeared the flower-scented ointment on the woman's face. Her body, despite the deep wounds, became as smooth as ever.

 

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