by Karen Clow
Five minutes later Billy was ending the call to Kevin. It had been obvious from the conversation that Kevin was coming down early. Jess looked at Maria and said, “Becky and me would love to accept your offer of staying tomorrow night.” Everyone laughed as Billy piped up and said, “Sorry babe, it just slipped my mind. I’ve been so busy arranging everything, making dresses, checking the catering; you know what it’s like!” Throwing him an old fashioned look and giggling she replied, “Really Billy, all you’ve had to do is buy a suit!” Trying to look surprised he said, “Oh no the suit! I knew there was something I had to do.” They all laughed as Jess said, “Don’t even go there Billy, no suit no wedding!” Hugging her he said, “Just testing babe.”
By the time they left Billy only had time to wash and change before going to work at the club.
It was the next morning when Becky was taking a nap that Jess woke him up with a cup of tea around eleven. They talked about the wedding arrangements. Excitedly she said, “I can’t believe tomorrow we’ll be married, promise me you’ll turn up Billy.” “Course I’ll fucking turn up, just make sure you do.” Putting his tea on the bedside cabinet he said, “Get in bed for a minute babe.” “I shouldn’t really Becky wont sleep for long!” “She’s fine; this may be your last chance to have me before my wedding night!” Sarcastically she replied, “I’m sure I can wait till then.” Grabbing her and pulling her down beside him he said, “Well I can’t, so get your knickers off!” Playfully slapping him she replied, “Billy you’re disgusting!” “I know and you love it, so get em off.” He was trying to remove her top as she undid her jeans and pushed them off. The moment she was naked he pushed her down onto her back and entered her. “God Billy, you are horny aren’t you?” Thrusting harder into her he replied, “That’s because you make me horny.” Gripping his shoulders, she wrapped her legs around his back. “Oh God Billy don’t stop!” Thrusting deeper and harder into her, he cried out her name as he felt her body jerking, seconds later they were coming together.
Jess left him sleeping when she got up to give Becky her lunch. It was almost three that afternoon when he came down stairs. Jess made him a drink while he played with Becky. “What time is Kevin coming tonight,” she asked. “About seven I think.” “I’m sorry you couldn’t have a proper stag night.” “No worries babe, the lads know it’s difficult at the moment, what with the club and all. We’ve all agreed that if we go ahead with the refurbishment and shut the club for a couple of weeks we’ll have a night out then, sort of a belated stag do.” “That’ll be nice for you.” “What about you babe, you could of had a hen night.” “I know Maria did offer, but it’s not really my sort of thing. I like going out with you.” Leaning over and kissing her he replied, “Well I love taking you out, so that won’t ever be a problem.”
Kevin arrived just after six. When Billy told him he was taking Becky and Jess over to Mickey’s for the night, he said he would go with them. Jess’s nerves were beginning to get the better of her as she tried to remember everything she needed to take with her for her and Becky. Finally Billy calmed her down by saying, “Babe, if you’ve forgotten anything, I’m pretty sure someone will drive over here and get it for you.” “He’s right babe, it’s only a five minute drive,” said Kevin reassuringly. Looking panicky she replied, “I know, I just don’t want anything to go wrong tomorrow, because I only intend doing this once!” Hugging her Billy said, “Me too babe, now stop worrying and get your cute little arse in the car!” Looking at Kevin she joked and said, “Oh listen to him and we’re not even married yet!” They all laughed as Billy picked the baby up and said, “Come on beautiful, before your mum changes her mind about marrying me.”
It was just before half seven when they arrived at Mickey’s. Everyone could tell that Jess was nervous, especially when Billy was leaving and she said, “I’ll see you at twelve o’clock tomorrow, please don’t be late because I’ll think you’ve changed your mind.” Kissing her passionately in front of everyone he replied, “Hell will freeze over before that happens babe. I’ll see you tomorrow, try and relax tonight because tomorrow night we’ll be busy.” Blushing because he was referring to sex she just smiled and nodded. “Was we ever that bad Maria,” joked Mickey. Before he could reply Kevin said, “Fuck me, you were worse Mick, I remember.” “Oh well you’ll be the next one Kev then you’ll know how it feels!” “Not me Mick, I’m not ready for the old ball and chain yet, maybe in a few years?” “That’s what we all said Kev and just look at us now!” They eventually left for the club just before nine.
After parking the car they walked towards the club, the doormen Jamie and Justin started singing ‘here comes the bride’ “Fuck off you pair of bastards” joked Billy. “Big day tomorrow mate, you’d best drink bitter lemon tonight, you don’t want your performance to be under par tomorrow night,” joked Jamie. Grinning Billy replied, “As always my performance will be fucking breath taking!” The four friends bantered for a while, before Billy and Kev went into the club.
George was standing just inside the door. “Alright Kev nice to see you, I hope your going to keep your eye on him tonight. Only I expect they’ll be a few heart broken girls in tonight, when they hear he’s getting wed?” “That’s why I’m here George, more to comfort the ladies than anything else.” Billy cut in, “Fucking pair of bastards, anyone would think I’m joining a fucking monastery!” George laughed and said, “Well technically you are Billy boy, but nothing beats it, I really wouldn’t want to be single again.” “Do you reckon me and Billy could fuck off a bit early,” asked Kev. “Should be ok, just wait and see what happens later, usually if there’s going to be any trouble it starts to kick of around midnight. I hope you not thinking of exploiting Billy, because you know how shy and reserved he is, I wouldn’t want you going anywhere unsavoury?” “Course not George, we’re saving that for the stag night, I just thought as I’m the best man, I ought to show him the town later.” “Just as long as he gets to the wedding on time, I think that would be a great idea.”
By half eleven Billy was quite tipsy. Despite not normally drinking at work the others had bought him a few drinks, even though he was being cautious of how much he drank. What he didn’t realise was Kevin had instructed the bar staff to give him doubles instead of singles.
At midnight they made their way to the main door. “Alright if we push off George, everything looks ok in there,” said Kevin. Taking one look at them, typically of George he replied, “Fine, providing you give me your car keys and call a cab.” Kevin protested, “I’m fine George it’s him who’s pissed!” With a serious look and a matter of fact manner, George replied, “Keys Kev, I want to see you both tomorrow at the chapel, not on a mortuary slab.” Despite the state Billy was in he was lucid enough to know George wasn’t about to let them drive off. “Give him the keys Kev, there’s a few bars just up the road, we can call a cab to take us home later,” said Billy. Nodding as Kevin handed him the keys George said, “Enjoy yourselves lads, keep out of trouble and I’ll see you both at midday tomorrow.” Jamie and Justin laughed as they watched Billy walk across the road, he was swaying slightly.
Fifteen minutes later the two friends were standing at the bar in a trendy pub. Kevin clocked a table with three girls. Taking his pint from the bar he walked over to them and said, “Alright girls, mind if we join you?” Giggling they said, “Yeah ok then.” Calling to Billy he waved his hand and beckoned him over. “I’m Kev, so what are your names then girls?” They told him as they waited for Billy to join them.
Smiling at Billy as he approached the table Kev said, “Take a seat Billy; this is Kelly, Roxy and Leanne.” Roxy looked at Billy and said, “Don’t you work the doors at the M4?” Before he could answer Kev said, “That’s him; he’s one of the owners.” “How come you’re not working tonight then?” Again Kev answered for him and said, “He’s getting married tomorrow this is his last night of freedom.” It was obvious that Roxy fancied Billy, especially when she moved seats to sit next to him. Le
aning closer to him she said, “So who’s the lucky girl then Billy?” “Jessica Miller.” “Never heard of her, are you sure you want to get tied down?” “Absolutely, what about you, are you married Roxy?” “Am I fuck; the bloke I’ve just finished with was a fucking arsehole.” Billy watched as Kevin chatted up the other two girls, within half an hour he was sitting between them with his arms around them both.
By two o’clock Billy could barely sit up straight. Roxy had taken every opportunity to let it be known she wanted to shag him, even groping him under the table a few times. Had he not have been the worse for drink, he probably would have found her intentions hard to ignore, but all he did was kiss her.
At three o’clock Kev suggested them leaving. Billy was barely awake and definitely not aware what Kev was planning. It wasn’t until they arrived at the cottage by taxi Billy realised what was going on. Too drunk to care he let everyone in, before telling Kev he was going to bed. “I’ll take him up,” said Roxy. Her friends just laughed and nodded as they started undressing Kevin.
Following him up the stairs Roxy waited for him to lie down on the bed, before going over to him and lying next to him. With his head spinning and his vision blurry, he just laid there as she undid his shirt and trousers. Just as he was drifting into semi consciousness he felt someone touching his cock. Without moving he said, “Suck me babe.” As Roxy put her mouth over him she heard him say, “Oh that’s good Jess, I love you babe.” Raising her head she snapped, “Don’t fucking call me Jess, you cheeky bastard!” Clearly oblivious to what was going on Billy replied, “I need a piss.” Getting off of the bed he headed downstairs to the toilet, walking naked and unnoticed passed Kevin and the two girls in the lounge. Just as he reached the toilet door he stumbled and fell into the toilet smacking his face on the loo, before he hit the floor. Too drunk to feel any pain he just laid there in a drunken catatonic state. Roxy waited for twenty minutes before going to look for him. As she entered the lounge she could see her friends and Kevin naked on the lounge floor, stripping off she joined them. Kevin was relishing every moment as he just laid there while her friend Kelly gently bit his nipples and Leanne sucked his cock.
As Roxy joined in she leaned over him and guided her nipple into his mouth. After a few minutes he said, “Where’s Billy?” “Ah him, he’s gone for a piss he’s so drunk I didn’t even get a shag!” “More for me then hey girls,” said Kevin.
For the next two hours, the four of them had a no holds barred sex party of their own. Kevin couldn’t believe his luck, especially when they started touching each other as well as him. It was clear to him the girls were simply out for pleasure, especially when they kissed each other and Leanne readily gave Roxy oral sex while he did it to Kelly. By six that morning all four of them were entwined around each other as they slept.
CHAPTER 60
Back at Maria’s, not having slept a wink the previous night Jess was showing the signs of pre wedding stress. When she had first come down that morning she had seemed ok, but as the morning went on she got rapidly worse. By half nine she was a bag of nerves, despite the hairdresser arriving. With her hair wet she tried to sit calmly as the girl trimmed her hair. Suddenly she said, “Oh no, I’ve forgotten Becky’s shoes!” Instantly Maria reassuringly said, “Don’t worry, Mickey can go and get them, will Billy know where they are?” “I doubt it; I think I’ve put the box on top of my wardrobe.” Placing her hand on her shoulder Maria said, “I’ll go and tell Mickey, now stop looking so worried.” Smiling she replied, “Thanks, tell Mickey I’m sorry, it was because Kevin was there. I was trying to remember everything, but.” Before she could finish Maria joked saying, “It doesn’t matter, everything will be fine, in three hours it will be all over with, so let’s get you ready.”
Monica arrived just as Maria came down the stairs. “How’s the bride doing,” she asked, as Maria let her in. “Not good, thank God you’re here, she’s panic stricken. I’ll tell you all about it in a minute; I’ve just got to tell Mickey he needs to go over to the cottage.” “Shall I drive him,” said George.” “That’ll be great George, I dare say he’ll be glad to get half an hour away from having the kids.”
Finding Mickey in the playroom with his mum and all the kids, she explained what had happened and that George would be happy to go with him. “Great can Monica bring the boys in here to keep an eye on the kids with mum?” “Course she will, now go and get those shoes before Jess has a nervous breakdown!”
Fifteen minutes later as they pulled up at the cottage, Mickey said, “Fuck me I hope he’s here because his car’s not?” “That’s because I took the keys off of them, they were both the worse for drink, especially Billy.” “Good for you George, come on lets see what they’re up to.” For several minutes they knocked on the door but there was no answer. “Maybe they’ve gone to pick the car up,” said George. “Yeah, that’s probably where they are, good job I’ve got a key to the place. I’ll just grab the shoes then we’ll go.” Neither of them could believe the sight that confronted them as the entered the lounge. Kevin and the three girls were still asleep naked on the floor. “Fuck me someone had a good time last night, but where the fuck is Billy,” said Mickey. “I’ll check upstairs you wake this fucking shower up,” replied George.
After searching the rooms upstairs he returned to the lounge telling Mickey he wasn’t there. The three girls had scrambled to dress when they’d been woken. Kevin was sitting on the sofa holding his head in his hands saying, “Fuck me my head’s fucking bursting.” Picking up an empty scotch bottle George said, “This has probably got something to do with it.” Leanne said, “Can we call a cab and I need to use the toilet.” “I’ll call you a cab, the toilet’s that way,” said George; he was clearly unimpressed with the behaviour of the best man and the girls.
Just as they asked Kevin where Billy was, Leanne called out from the toilet, she sounded panicky. Everyone rushed towards the loo. Standing by the door she pointed inside saying, “Is he dead?” Quickly moving the girls out of the way, George and Mickey went in. Billy was lying on the floor, there blood on the floor from a gash on his forehead where he hit the toilet as he fell. Rolling him onto his side George began checking him. “Well he’s alive, come on Billy wake up,” he said as he gently tapped his face. Slowly but surely he started to come round. As he sat up he said, “Argh, my fucking neck hurts.” Grinning George replied, “I expect it does, from the look of things you’ve been wedged down between the loo and the wall all night.” Managing to get him up on his feet, they helped him into the lounge. Looking round he saw Kev and the girls. Staring at them he said, “Who are you?” Then he seemed to have some recollection of the previous night as he said, “Oh no I didn’t, did I?” Roxy smiled and said, “No you didn’t stud more’s the pity. You missed the party, but your mate Kevin did ok on his own, although I did get you to bed and undress you, your wife’s a lucky girl.” Billy looked totally relieved as George said, “Your cab’s here ladies.” As they picked up their handbags to leave, Roxy kissed Billy on the cheek and said, “If you change your mind about getting married, Kev’s got my number.” Looking very embarrassed he said, “Nice meeting you girls.”
Mickey suggested George making coffee while he called Maria to explain that they might be a while.
When Billy took a sip of his coffee he winced and held his mouth. Moving his tongue round to where it hurt he exclaimed, “Fuck me where’s me tooth?” As the others looked at his mouth, they could see his tooth was missing and if that wasn’t bad enough, it was in the front. “Fuck me I’m getting married and me fucking tooth’s fell out, what am I going to do?” “It must have come out when you hit the loo, I’ll go and look for it,” said George.
Five minutes later he returned to the lounge holding Billy’s tooth between his finger and thumb. Smiling he said, “Got any chewing gum?” Horrified Billy said, “Fucking chewing gum, this is no time for jokes George!” “I’m serious, I watched a film once I think it was the Buddy Holly story, just befo
re they went on TV his tooth got knocked out, he held it in with gum.” Mickey said, “Its worth a try, I’ve got some in the car, there’s no time to find a dentist. You’re getting married in just over an hour.” “Fuck me what’s the fucking time,” snapped Billy. “Ten to eleven, so might I suggest you two get showered and dressed and I’ll get the gum.” Billy nodded as he made his way to the bathroom.
After getting out of the shower he wiped the mirror so he could shave, to his horror he looked at his reflection and realised he also had a black eye.
By twenty past eleven both men were back down stairs. Grinning Mickey said, “Well I must say you two look more presentable, shame about the face Billy, but no good worrying about it now we ought to be leaving or I’ll be late. I’ve still got to get ready yet.” Passing Billy a strip of gum he added, “You can chew that in the car, which reminds me Kev, where is your car?” “Parked outside I hope.” “Didn’t see it when we arrived, there was only an Audi parked across the road.” “Yeah that’s mine; I’ve only had it a couple of weeks.”
