I couldn’t get up. My legs hurt too much. And my arms. “Peewee…please, honey. It doesn’t do any good.”
She raised her head. “I’m all through. I won’t cry any more.”
And she didn’t.
We sat there a long time. Peewee again offered to help me out of my suit, but when we tried it, I hurt so terribly, especially my hands and my feet, that I had to ask her to stop. She looked worried. “Kip… I’m afraid you froze them.”
“Maybe. But there’s nothing to do about it now.” I winced and changed the subject. “Where did you find your suit?”
“Oh!” She looked indignant, then almost gay. “You’d never guess. Inside Jock’s suit.”
“No, I guess I wouldn’t. ‘The Purloined Letter.’”
“The what?”
“Nothing. I hadn’t realized that old Wormface had a sense of humor.”
Shortly after that we had another quake, a bad one. Chandeliers would have jounced if the place had had any and the floor heaved. Peewee squealed. “Oh! That was almost as bad as the last one.”
“A lot worse, I’d say. That first little one wasn’t anything.”
“No, I mean the one while you were outside.”
“Was there one then?”
“Didn’t you feel it?”
“No.” I tried to remember. “Maybe that was when I fell off in the snow.”
“You fell off? Kip!”
“It was all right. Oscar helped me.”
There was another ground shock. I wouldn’t have minded, only it shook me up and made me hurt worse. I finally came out of the fog enough to realize that I didn’t have to hurt.
Let’s see, medicine pills were on the right and the codeine dispenser was farthest back—“Peewee? Could I trouble you for some water again?”
“Of course!”
“I’m going to take codeine. It may make me sleep. Do you mind?”
“You ought to sleep if you can. You need it.”
“I suppose so. What time is it?”
She told me and I couldn’t believe it. “You mean it’s been more than twelve hours?”
“Huh? Since what?”
“Since this started.”
“I don’t understand, Kip.” She stared at her watch. “It has been exactly an hour and a half since I found you—not quite two hours since the Mother Thing set off the bombs.”
I couldn’t believe that, either. But Peewee insisted that she was right.
The codeine made me feel much better and I was beginning to be drowsy, when Peewee said, “Kip, do you smell anything?”
I sniffed. “Something like kitchen matches?”
“That’s what I mean. I think the pressure is dropping, too. Kip… I think I had better close your helmet—if you’re going to sleep.”
“All right. You close yours, too?”
“Yes. Uh, I don’t think this place is tight any longer.”
“You may be right.” Between explosions and quakes, I didn’t see how it could be. But, while I knew what that meant, I was too weary and sick—and getting too dreamy from the drug—to worry. Now, or a month from now—what did it matter? The Mother Thing had said everything was okay.
Peewee clamped us in, we checked radios, and she sat down facing me and the Mother Thing. She didn’t say anything for a long time. Then I heard: “Peewee to Junebug—”
“I read you, Peewee.”
“Kip? It’s been fun, mostly. Hasn’t it?”
“Huh?” I glanced up, saw that the dial said I had about four hours of air left. I had had to reduce pressure twice since we closed up, to match falling pressure in the room. “Yes, Peewee, it’s been swell. I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.”
She sighed. “I just wanted to be sure you weren’t blaming me. Now go to sleep.”
I did almost go to sleep, when I saw Peewee jump up and my phones came to life. “Kip! Something’s coming in the door!”
I came wide awake, realized what it meant. Why couldn’t they have let us be? A few hours, anyhow? “Peewee. Don’t panic. Move to the far side of the door. You’ve got your blue-light gadget?”
“Yes.”
“Pick them off as they come in.”
“You’ve got to move, Kip. You’re right where they will come!”
“I can’t get up.” I hadn’t been able to move, not even my arms, for quite a while. “Use low power, then if you brush me, it won’t matter. Do what I say! Fast!”
“Yes, Kip.” She got where she could snipe at them sideways, raised her projector and waited.
The inner door opened, a figure came in. I saw Peewee start to nail it—and I called into my radio: “Don’t shoot!”
But she was dropping the projector and running forward even as I shouted.
They were “mother thing” people.
It took six of them to carry me, only two to carry the Mother Thing. They sang to me soothingly all the time they were rigging a litter. I swallowed another codeine tablet before they lifted me, as even with their gentleness any movement hurt. It didn’t take long to get me into their ship, for they had landed almost at the tunnel mouth, no doubt crushing the walkway—I hoped so.
Once I was safely inside Peewee opened my helmet and unzipped the front of my suit. “Kip! Aren’t they wonderful?”
“Yes.” I was getting dizzier from the drug but was feeling better. “When do we raise ship?”
“We’ve already started.”
“They’re taking us home?” I’d have to tell Mr. Charton what a big help the codeine was.
“Huh? Oh, my, no! We’re headed for Vega.”
I fainted.
Chapter 9
I had been dreaming that I was home; this awoke me with a jerk. “Mother Thing!”
(“Good morning, my son. I am happy to see that you are feeling better.”)
“Oh, I feel fine. I’ve had a good night’s rest—” I stared, then blurted: “—you’re dead!” I couldn’t stop it.
Her answer sounded warmly, gently humorous, the way you correct a child who has made a natural mistake. (“No, dear, I was merely frozen. I am not as frail as you seem to think me.”)
I blinked and looked again. “Then it wasn’t a dream?”
(“No, it was not a dream.”)
“I thought I was home and—” I tried to sit up, managed only to raise my head. “I am home!” My room! Clothes closet on the left—hall door behind the Mother Thing—my desk on the right, piled with books and with a Centerville High pennant over it—window beyond it, with the old elm almost filling it—sun-speckled leaves stirring in a breeze.
My slipstick was where I had left it.
Things started to wobble, then I figured it out. I had dreamed only the silly part at the end. Vega—I had been groggy with codeine. “You brought me home.”
(“We brought you home…to your other home. My home.”)
The bed started to sway. I clutched at it but my arms didn’t move. The Mother Thing was still singing. (“You needed your own nest. So we prepared it.”)
“Mother Thing, I’m confused.”
(“We know that a bird grows well faster in its own nest. So we built yours.”) “Bird” and “nest” weren’t what she sang, but an Unabridged won’t give anything closer.
I took a deep breath to steady down. I understood her—that’s what she was best at, making you understand. This wasn’t my room and I wasn’t home; it simply looked like it. But I was still terribly confused.
I looked around and wondered how I could have been mistaken.
The light slanted in the window from a wrong direction. The ceiling didn’t have the patch in it from the time I built a hide-out in the attic and knocked plaster down by hammering. It wasn’t the right shade, either.
The books were too neat and clean; they had that candy-box look. I couldn’t recognize the bindings. The over-all effect was mighty close, but details were not right.
(“I like this room,”) the Mother Thing was singing. (“It l
ooks like you, Kip.”)
“Mother Thing,” I said weakly, “how did you do it?”
(“We asked you. And Peewee helped.”)
I thought, “But Peewee has never seen my room either,” then decided that Peewee had seen enough American homes to be a consulting expert. “Peewee is here?”
(“She’ll be in shortly.”)
With Peewee and the Mother Thing around things couldn’t be too bad. Except—“Mother Thing, I can’t move my arms and legs.”
She put a tiny, warm hand on my forehead and leaned over me until her enormous, lemur-like eyes blanked out everything else. (“You have been damaged. Now you are growing well. Do not worry.”)
When the Mother Thing tells you not to worry, you don’t. I didn’t want to do handstands anyhow; I was satisfied to look into her eyes. You could sink into them, you could have dived in and swum around. “All right, Mother Thing.” I remembered something else. “Say…you were frozen? Weren’t you?”
(“Yes.”)
“But—Look, when water freezes it ruptures living cells. Or so they say.”
She answered primly, (“My body would never permit that!”)
“Well—” I thought about it. “Just don’t dunk me in liquid air! I’m not built for it.”
Again her song held roguish, indulgent humor. (“We shall endeavor not to hurt you.”) She straightened up and grew a little, swaying like a willow. (“I sense Peewee.”)
There was a knock—another discrepancy; it didn’t sound like a knock on a light-weight interior door—and Peewee called out, “May I come in?” She didn’t wait (I wondered if she ever did) but came on in. The bit I could see past her looked like our upper hall; they’d done a thorough job.
(“Come in, dear.”)
“Sure, Peewee. You are in.”
“Don’t be captious.”
“Look who’s talking. Hi, kid!”
“Hi yourself.”
The Mother Thing glided away. (“Don’t stay long, Peewee. You are not to tire him.”)
“I won’t, Mother Thing.”
(“’Bye, dears.”)
I said, “What are the visiting hours in this ward?”
“When she says, of course.” Peewee stood facing me, fists on hips. She was really clean for the first time in our acquaintance—cheeks pink with scrubbing, hair fluffy—maybe she would be pretty, in about ten years. She was dressed as always but her clothes were fresh, all buttons present, and tears invisibly mended.
“Well,” she said, letting out her breath, “I guess you’re going to be worth keeping, after all.”
“Me? I’m in the pink. How about yourself?”
She wrinkled her nose. “A little frost nip. Nothing. But you were a mess.”
“I was?”
“I can’t use adequate language without being what Mama calls ‘unladylike.’”
“Oh, we wouldn’t want you to be that.”
“Don’t be sarcastic. You don’t do it well.”
“You won’t let me practice on you?”
She started to make a Peewee retort, stopped suddenly, smiled and came close. For a nervous second I thought she was going to kiss me. But she just patted the bedclothes and said solemnly, “You bet you can, Kip. You can be sarcastic, or nasty, or mean, or scold me, or anything, and I won’t let out a peep. Why, I’ll bet you could even talk back to the Mother Thing.”
I couldn’t imagine wanting to. I said, “Take it easy, Peewee. Your halo is showing.”
“I’d have one if it weren’t for you. Or flunked my test for it, more likely.”
“So? I seem to remember somebody about your size lugging me indoors almost piggy-back. How about that?”
She wriggled. “That wasn’t anything. You set the beacon. That was everything.”
“Uh, each to his own opinion. It was cold out there.” I changed the subject;, it was embarrassing us. Mention of the beacon reminded me of something else. “Peewee? Where are we?”
“Huh? In the Mother Thing’s home, of course.” She looked around and said, “Oh, I forgot. Kip, this isn’t really your—”
“I know,” I said impatiently. “It’s a fake. Anybody can see that.”
“They can?” She looked crestfallen. “I thought we had done a perfect job.”
“It’s an incredibly good job. I don’t see how you did it.”
“Oh, your memory is most detailed. You must have a camera eye.”
—and I must have spilled my guts, too! I added to myself. I wondered what else I had said—with Peewee listening. I was afraid to ask; a fellow ought to have privacy.
“But it’s still a fake,” I went on. “I know we’re in the Mother Thing’s home. But where’s that?”
“Oh.” She looked round-eyed. “I told you. Maybe you don’t remember—you were sleepy.”
“I remember,” I said slowly, “something. But it didn’t make sense. I thought you said we were going to Vega.”
“Well, I suppose the catalogs will list it as Vega Five. But they call it—” She threw back her head and vocalized; it recalled to me the cockcrow theme in Le Coq d’Or. “—but I couldn’t say that. So I told you Vega, which is close enough.”
I tried again to sit up, failed. “You mean to stand there and tell me we’re on Vega? I mean, a ‘Vegan planet’?”
“Well, you haven’t asked me to sit down.”
I ignored the Peeweeism. I looked at “sunlight” pouring through the window. “That light is from Vega?”
“That stuff? That’s artificial sunlight. If they had used real, bright, Vega light, it would look ghastly. Like a bare arc light. Vega is ’way up the Russell diagram, you know.”
“It is?” I didn’t know the spectrum of Vega; I had never expected to need to know it.
“Oh, yes! You be careful, Kip—when you’re up, I mean. In ten seconds you can get more burn than all winter in Key West—and ten minutes would kill you.”
I seemed to have a gift for winding up in difficult climates. What star class was Vega? “A,” maybe? Probably “B.” All I knew was that it was big and bright, bigger than the Sun, and looked pretty set in Lyra.
But where was it? How in the name of Einstein did we get here? “Peewee? How far is Vega? No, I mean, ‘How far is the Sun?’ You wouldn’t happen to know?”
“Of course,” she said scornfully. “Twenty-seven light-years.”
Great Galloping Gorillas! “Peewee—get that slide rule. You know how to push one? I don’t seem to have the use of my hands.”
She looked uneasy. “Uh, what do you want it for?”
“I want to see what that comes to in miles.”
“Oh. I’ll figure it. No need for a slide rule.”
“A slipstick is faster and more accurate. Look, if you don’t know how to use one, don’t be ashamed—I didn’t, at your age. I’ll show you.”
“Of course I can use one!” she said indignantly. “You think I’m a stupe? But I’ll work it out.” Her lips moved silently. “One point five nine times ten to the fourteenth miles.”
I had done that Proxima Centauri problem recently; I remembered the miles in a light-year and did a rough check in my head—uh, call it six times twenty-five makes a hundred and fifty—and where was the decimal point? “Your answer sounds about right.” 159,000,000,000,000 weary miles! Too many zeroes for comfort.
“Of course I’m right!” she retorted. “I’m always right.”
“Goodness me! The handy-dandy pocket encyclopedia.”
She blushed. “I can’t help being a genius.”
Which left her wide open and I was about to rub her nose in it—when I saw how unhappy she looked.
I remembered hearing Dad say: “Some people insist that ‘mediocre’ is better than ‘best.’ They delight in clipping wings because they themselves can’t fly. They despise brains because they have none. Pfah!”
“I’m sorry, Peewee,” I said humbly. “I know you can’t. And I can’t help not being one…any more than you can help b
eing little, or I can help being big.”
She relaxed and looked solemn. “I guess I was being a show-off again.” She twisted a button. “Or maybe I assumed that you understand me—like Daddy.”
“I feel complimented. I doubt if I do—but from now on I’ll try.”
She went on worrying the button. “You’re pretty smart yourself, Kip. You know that, don’t you?”
I grinned. “If I were smart, would I be here? All thumbs and my ears rub together. Look, honey, would you mind if we checked you on the slide rule? I’m really interested.” Twenty-seven light-years—why, you wouldn’t be able to see the Sun. It isn’t any great shakes as a star.
But I had made her uneasy again. “Uh, Kip, that isn’t much of a slide rule.”
“What? Why, that’s the best that money can—”
“Kip, please! It’s part of the desk. It’s not a slide rule.”
“Huh?” I looked sheepish. “I forgot. Uh, I suppose that hall out there doesn’t go very far?”
“Just what you can see. Kip, the slide rule would have been real—if we had had time enough. They understand logarithms. Oh, indeed they do!”
That was bothering me—“time enough” I mean. “Peewee, how long did it take us to get here?” Twenty-seven light-years! Even at speed-of-light—well, maybe the Einstein business would make it seem like a quick trip to me—but not to Centerville. Dad could be dead! Dad was older than Mother, old enough to be my grandfather, really. Another twenty-seven years back—Why, that would make him well over a hundred. Even Mother might be dead.
“Time to get here? Why, it didn’t take any.”
“No, no. I know it feels that way. You’re not any older, I’m still laid up by frostbite. But it took at least twenty-seven years. Didn’t it?”
“What are you talking about, Kip?”
“The relativity equations, of course. You’ve heard of them?”
“Oh, those! Certainly. But they don’t apply. It didn’t take time. Oh, fifteen minutes to get out of Pluto’s atmosphere, about the same to cope with the atmosphere here. But otherwise, pht! Zero.”
“At the speed of light you would think so.”
“No, Kip.” She frowned, then her face lighted up. “How long was it from the time you set the beacon till they rescued us?”
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