by Larry Mark
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Lord Thurgo: Is that Jane Grimney up ahead?
Prince Stupid: Grimsters? Could be. Hard to tell in that coat. Looks more like a Dalek.
Lord Thurgo: You know she thinks she’s going to win class president?
Prince Stupid: That’s going to be difficult see as it’ll be me that wins.
Lord Thurgo: As if. I’m practically wearing the presidential sash!
Prince Stupid: Is that what it is? A sash?
Lord Thurgo: See? How can you win? You don’t even know what the class president wears. Bet you thought it was a hat.
Prince Stupid: A hat would be cool. A hardhat with a lamp on it, like miners have. Or a top hat. That would be cool too.
Lord Thurgo: It’s a sash.
Prince Stupid: What’s the first lesson?
Lord Thurgo: World Domination with Mrs Bramley.
Prince Stupid: Oh YAWN!
Lord Thurgo: It gets worse. Double Plotting after lunch!
