"Really?" He sounds surprised.
"Absofuckinglutely. Once I knew they had a stripper pole, I knew I could take charge of the situation and turn a negative into a positive."
He gives me a sexy grin and looks down at me, then he checks the mirrors and concentrates on the road.
His profile from this angle is just as attractive. I trace his jawline with my finger and the soft scruff tickles. "I will tell you what I did, but not who I did it with. Best I can offer." He nods. "So not only did TD not tell me, he didn’t tell the Swingers either. When I walked in with him, there was instant tension."
"What a prick!"
"Yep. A selfish prick for sure, but I made him pay." I trace a heart on his chest. "After the introductions, we went into the courtyard for social foreplay, which consists of drinking, dancing and flirting. Each man spent time with me making their case why I should choose them." My eyes twinkle. "They had no idea that I was actually gathering intel on them. "
He laughs. "Sneaky Thang."
I smirk. "When we went upstairs to the playroom to hear the House Rules of Engagement, I still didn’t have a plan of escape, but knew I would come up with something. Then they told us that they allow Swinger virgins on initiation night to make their own rules and I, of course, have my own rules." I grin, then start to trace a heart on his chest. "At this point, no one knows who I am, or what I do." I chuckle and he joins me. "But when I mounted the pole and start giving them my rules, I had everyone’s undivided attention."
He laughs. "No doubt."
"The first order of business was to dole out TD’s punishment."
As I explain how I set him up by letting the bored man undress him, before the big titty girl spanked him, he shakes his head. But when I tell him how she took charge and made him stroke him for her, he says. "Damn, that’s wicked!"
"Shocked?" I ask.
"No. Just surprised."
Next, I tell him how his spanking went down.
"I wield a crop skillfully." I wink.
He cuts his eyes at me. "Skillfully?"
"Oh, yes! I showed her how and she delivered. She was a natural."
"Sounds like it."
"Now everyone is more than happy to let me take charge of the party. After they gathered the things I needed, I gave them the speech I always give my clients."
"Speech?"
"Yes." I clear my throat. "Tonight is all about sex! Tonight is all about orgasm. Embrace it. Do not hold back. Release yourself from the old programing that would deny your sexual satisfaction. Let it go! Open your minds to the sensual sensations and the sexual stimulation you will feel. You have been given a most precious gift. Orgasm! Let us not shy away from it. Let us experience it. Let us embrace it. Let us celebrate it."
He looks down at me. "Siri, that's …."
"Awesome?"
He shakes his head. "Amazing."
"I’ll take amazing." I grin. "I started the party with 'Circus' by Britney Spears and while everyone stripped to their skivvies, I danced to 'Blurred Lines' by Robin Thicke." Next, I tell him about the lap dance for the voyeur and how he wanted to touch me so bad, but he was afraid of the crop, which his wife, the big titty girl, was standing at the ready eager to crack him with. Then I tell him all about the rodeo couple. "On hindsight, I probably shouldn't have choked him, they were both over stimulated. It almost backfired on me." I peer up at him. "Are you shocked?"
He shakes his head. "No."
When I tell him about the wet willie ear fetish, we both laugh hard. "She tongue fucked his ear so fantastic, I totally lost track of the count."
"Now that's fucking funny."
"It was hilarious. Everyone was laughing. When we moved down to the bi-curious girl I knew it was a good time to let her experiment in the group." I explain how I set it up where she got to suck those big tits on the big titty girl. I can feel his dick getting hard.
"You are wickedly clever."
"I’m really good at this." I wink. "When her eyes flew open and she stared into the bi's face, she froze. The bi stepped up and planted a sexy as hell kiss on her that sent her over the edge. She masturbated right in front of everyone."
"Damn!"
"Oh yeah, that door swung wide open! Everybody got hot! When she finished, she shot her arms in the air in victory and shouted, 'Seary!' It was awesome."
"You are awesome."
I hug him, then I precede to fill him in on the rest of the night. Including how one of the women had confessed that she had never had an orgasm and had been faking it the whole time. "Her whole life! Sweet Zeus! I can't imagine that! Missing out on one of the greatest gifts we’ve been given." I shake my head. "When I learned that, I decided right then and there that I would ensure that this lady had an orgasm before I left."
He reaches over puts his thumb on my cheek strokes it down very lightly. "You are a really sweet person."
I tip my head into it, then continue my story with the game of Gorilla. Explaining how I gave the voyeur the male masturbator that linked to the joystick the big titty girl got, and how she and TD sucked and fucked him too.
"Damn! A virtual threesome."
I laugh. "I guess it was." Next, I share the Rodeo couple and how I had them have sweet sex again. Then what happened with the orgasm virgin. "She turned out to be the biggest surprise of the evening. She wanted anal sex. When her husband figured it out, he suited up, lubed up and fucked her ass."
"I guess she finally came?"
"She did after she gave herself double duty with a dildo. She screamed SEARY three times at the top of her lungs. It was so rewarding!"
"You really enjoy this, don’t you?"
"I do. Sex should be fun."
He grins. "We are going to have a lot of fun, you and I."
"Yes, we are." I grin back. "The last couple is the bored man and the bi." I explain. "She is over there masturbating away, fucking herself with a special dildo, while he won’t put his masturbation sleeve on. So I tell him, 'I'm going to fuck you myself.' When I drop a cock ring in his lap, I wait while he puts it on, then I tie him to the chair and tell him again to suit up with the masturbator. But he won’t, so I had to resort to force."
"Force? Explain?"
"At gun point, of course."
"Gun point?" His eyes widen and his eyebrows shoot up.
"Yes. I played a game of Russian roulette with his foot demanding he put it on. He wasn't the least bit concerned though. But when I walked over to his wife and dry fired at her foot, he capitulated." I giggle wickedly. "I wish you could have seen the way his damn eyes lit up after he put the fucking thing on. He didn't know it was also a remote masturbation couple's toy. Did I mention I love what I do?"
He chuckles. "Yes, Wild Thang, you did."
"That’s when I escaped, and took a taxi home. The end." I peck his lips. "Were you shocked by anything?"
"More impressed than anything. You are amazing!"
I reach around him and squeeze him so hard he grunts. This man is perfect! Fucking perfect!
"But would you have shot him? Them?"
I let go of the bear hug and look up at him. Should I confess the blank bullet? Naw. Good poker players know that sometimes you have to bluff to win a bet. With my poker face snapped down tight, I tell his chest firmly. "Rules are rules, Aurei. Everyone agreed to play beforehand. He wasn't playing."
"But what if you had shot him or her?"
"What if what?" I keep my poker face on and give him a sideways smirk.
"Now … I'm shocked."
His phone dings a voice mail message. We apparently went through a no phone zone. I take it from his pocket and while I open it to play Ann's message, I ask him. "Do you know what song you are going to sing?"
Before he can answer, we hear her swearing at the horse, then she yells into the phone. "Hurry up before I shoot him!"
"A girl after my own heart!" I say to Aurei with a wink.
Chapter Nineteen
When we arrive at the farm
, we drive down a small one lane dirt road between two big pastures, past a small pond and up a hill. There is an older farm house on the left. The barn with a paddock is on the right. Huge pastures surround the whole place. Taking my ball cap off the dash, I pull my hair through. "How big is this farm?"
"Big. Ann is in the paddock." He puts the windows down as he parks next to her truck, a white F250 dually. "Stay in the truck until I come get you." He gets out and walks up to the fence.
I hear her yelling to him. "What took you so long? Hurry up before I shoot this damn horse!"
Aurei laughs. "How did he get out?"
"How should I know? The damn horse is an escape artist though. I know I put him in the stall yesterday."
"Well, he can wait for now. I have a surprise for you."
"Oh yeah, I forgot. What did you bring me, Big Bro? Am I gonna love it or hate it?" She asks as she jogs to the fence and climbs over.
"You're gonna love her." He walks over to the truck and winks at me.
"Her? Did you bring me another stray? Gawd, I hope not. I don't have room for any more pets and Bee will kill us both." She walks over to the truck, brushing herself off. She is dressed like a real cowgirl, Stenson hat in a plaid shirt, blue jeans, and Tony Lama boots. It's hard to see her face, but her body is lean and muscular. When she removes her hat, her hair is long and golden blonde with natural sun streaked highlights. She could be his female twin. They look exactly like a brother and sister should.
"No, she's not a stray and this one I'm gonna keep." I smile at him. "Forever." He whispers to me. He steps away from the window. "Take a look inside and tell me what you think."
She steps up and peers in. "Hey Ann." Her face is priceless!
Her jaw falls open then she closes it and smiles the same beautiful, winning smile her brother has. "Well I'll be damned! I'll say she's a keeper." As she opens the truck door, she says to me. "Come on out here and let me meet ya."
As I get out of the truck, Aurei introduces me. "Ann, I'd like you to meet Siri Wright."
"Nice to meet you, Ann." I stick my hand out to shake hers.
She walks right through my extended hand and wraps her arms around me. "Oh, hell no, I get a hug! I've waited a long time for this." She proceeds to give me the tenderest yet firm hug I can remember receiving in a long time. I squeeze her back, instantly liking her.
When she releases me, she swats at Aurei, but he dodges it. "Surprise, hell? I'm astounded. Where did you meet this gorgeous woman? No, wait. Is this the girl from the apartment complex?"
He nods.
She reaches over and removes my ball cap as she walks around me, sizing me up. "Damn straight, Aurei, you were right. She is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen too. But don't tell Bee I said that."
Aurei winks at me as he puts his arm around her and turns her to the horse. "So what's happened here?" He takes my ball cap from her and tosses it back to me. I put it back on, pulling my hair through again.
"He was out when I got here. I've been trying to catch him for the last hour. He's a smart one. He plays opossum, letting me walk up to him then right when I reach for him, he darts away. It's like he is playing with me."
"Do you want me to ride Flicka in? Maybe he'll let her get close."
"It's worth a try."
Aurei goes to the back of the truck to get the saddle and Ann takes the moment alone with me. "I'm really glad to meet you. I've been worried he wouldn't find anyone. He is very private about his sex life. I don't think he's ever had a real relationship." She smiles at her brother, then winks at me. "He says they only want his body."
Laughing, I wink back. "Well, it's his mind I fell for. I'm Sapiosexual."
"Yeah, right! You ooze sex, girl. You can't fool me."
We watch Aurei sling the saddle over his shoulder and come back to us. His broad shoulders hide it and his muscles bulge. Of course they only want that body. Who wouldn't?
"Shush. Don't tell him we were talking about him. He'll get a big head."
"I heard ya blabbing." He jokes with her as he clasps my hand, cinching our fingers and drags me with him to the fence.
Ann trots alongside me. "You are right, Siri. He does have a beautiful mind."
Peering through the fence as we approach, I see the horse and stop dead in my tracks. Our cinched fingers release. The stallion is a beautiful American Paint horse with black and brown spots on white.
Aurei looks back at me concerned. "You aren't afraid of horses, are you?"
"No, I'm not afraid, but I'll stay right here and watch the show if you don't mind." I say as I follow them up to the fence.
Aurei swings the saddle onto the top rail easily, then helps me climb up. "Perch your pretty little ass right here then." Ann climbs up and over, dropping to the ground. She turns back and watches him with a smirk on her face. When he drops down next to her, he asks, "What?"
"Nuttin'." She grins.
He puts his arm around her. "You're not the only one who knows how to treat a lady right, you know."
"Shut up." She tells him as he walks her around to face the horse. The stallion is on the opposite side of the paddock. Aurei and Ann stand shoulder to shoulder looking at him.
Admiring the view of the siblings, I say. "Good stock."
"Yes, I bought him to breed."
Grinning, Aurei cuts his eyes at me. "Also known as fucking."
"Stay focused here, bro." She elbows him.
"Oomph!" He grunts.
"Caught ya, didn't I." She laughs as he tries to put her in a head lock. She avoids it easily, but they both lose their hats. Circling each other like wrestlers, they square off, laughing, while the stallion trots along the fence, pacing back and forth, watching.
"What's his name?" I ask.
"Asshole." Ann tells me. "Haven't you heard?"
I laugh. "Actually I have, and I prefer assholes over shit-asses."
"She's the one for you then, Bro!"
He laughs as he lunges for her. "I know! My phone says she's the girl of my dreams."
"You better pay attention to that phone. She's perfect for you!" She teases as she avoids his take down attempt.
They circle each other.
"Let me be specific. What's the name of the stallion you bought to breed, or fuck?" I ask her.
"His registered name is Diamond Cocoa, but they call him Flash. Now I know why. He's gone in a flash! It's like he has been playing tag with me or something. When I first came out here with the halter and lead, he would run by me just out of reach so I dropped it." She points over at a small pile in the dirt. "Then I thought I would just pet him and let him get used to me until you got here. But he ain't having none of that."
"Have you tried whistling?"
Ann and Aurei both laugh at me and drop the MMA battle. Ann turns to look at me with her hands on her hips, then points at my boots. "And here I thought you were an experienced Cowgirl with those boots. Did you buy them on eBay?"
I laugh with them. "No."
Aurei informs me. "Siri, horses are not like dogs. They aren't pets. You don't whistle and they come to you."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Are you sure about that? Would you be willing to bet on it?"
""Hmm, I smell trickery. I don't know. What do you think Ann, should I bet on it? I've already lost one today."
"Leave me out of it! But I'm recording her whistling for a horse!"
"OK. Let's bet." He smirks at me.
"If I win, I get to do something with you that I've been dreaming of doing with just the right partner." I raise my eyebrows and put my tongue in the corner of my mouth. "A… dance with you."
"A dirty dance?" His eyes crinkle in the corners. Ann lifts her head from her phone paying close attention now as she watches Aurei.
I cut my eyes at her. She is all ears. I lower my voice. "A 'not vanilla' acrobatic dance."
He grins at me. "I'll take that bet."
Ann pokes her nose in. "What kind of d
ance?"
"Dirty dancing, Sis."
"Gawd!" She rolls her eyes.
Jumping down, I offer my hand for him to shake. He clasps it, pumps it once then pulls me to him. "And if you lose? Don't you want to know what the consequences are?"
"I never bet unless I know I won’t lose."
"Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. If you lose and I win, I get to do something with you that I've been dreaming of doing with just the right partner."
I glance at Ann who is texting on her phone ignoring us. "I hope it involves something dirty too."
"It does." He lays his mouth on my ear. "Look at me." When I look into his eyes, they pierce me and I bite my bottom lip. "If I win, you fly with me to Italy."
"What?" I ask astounded. "Italy?"
"Affirmative. Italy."
"That's not fair." I slap his chest.
"What's not fair about it?"
"Aurei! Now I want to lose."
He laughs at my pouting lips. "Then say you'll go with me anyway and I'll change it to fishing."
"I would love to go with you!" I throw my arms around his neck and jump up to peck his smiling lips. "But on one condition. I have to be back in Vegas on May 1st. I promised Cat."
"Deal." His smile lights up his whole face.
I love that smile. He is so beautiful.
Chapter Twenty
Ann is holding her phone out to capture the video. "I’m ready."
Putting my hand on Aurei's chest, I command him. "Stand right here. Don't move!" I point to the ground next to Aurei. "Ann, come and stand right there, and don't you move either!" I command her too.
"She's kinda bossy, bro."
"Yeah, I noticed that." He smirks.
I strut out to the middle of the paddock, but I feel like skipping instead. Italy! With Aurei! Woohoo! When I get in the center, I stop and look back at the siblings. Aurei is standing with his thumbs hooked in his belt loops, relaxed. Ann is standing with her phone pointed at me.
Turning to the stallion, I see that he is watching me too, but pacing. It's been a while. I kick up dust like kids will do. Flash stops pacing and turns to watch me. I kick up the dust again and he paws the dirt. Ah! You do remember.
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