Cipher Hill
Joseph R. Lallo
2018 © Joseph R. Lallo
Cover by Nick Deligaris
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Table of Contents
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Epilogue
From The Author
Prologue
Lucius P. Alabaster stood, pistol in his left hand. With his right he held tight to a rope running up into the darkness and down to a complex contraption of polished metal. His outfit was a wonder of garishness and flamboyancy, his features twisted and ghostly white. Madness flickered in his eyes, and his laughter echoed all around.
“Ah ha ha ha! You fools shall never defeat me!” he proclaimed.
He tossed the gun in the air and switched hands, securing himself with his left hand and catching the gun in his right.
“Never. Never in the history of this forsaken world, blanketed with nourishing fug and scoured with searing sun, has the likes of me arisen. And never again shall it arise. Look around you! All that you see is a result of my magnificent machinations. I am a mastermind without peer, without equal! The very forces of nature tremble in the shadow of my greatness.”
Two figures, one dressed in a flowing canvas jacket, the other in a utilitarian corset, slid down a second rope and landed gracefully on the metallic device.
“Ah! And so you have come. With you here, all is as it should be. The final pieces are in place. Let the moment of my greatest triumph commence.”
“What madness have you planned this time, Alabaster?” demanded the corseted figure.
“Are your skulls so thick? Is your vision so dim? It is my plan to take from you your only haven. I may have failed to best you again and again, but now there can be no victory. I shall sever these ropes. I shall drop this precious lifeblood of our world into the broiling heart of this volcano. And it shall rush forth, a geyser of indigo and emerald. A new fountain of fug to sweep over your land, to claim all of the pointless works of art and to extinguish your so-called utopia once and for all!”
“Y’all are crazy,” countered the long-coated one in an odd accent. “You do that and you’ll die just as sure as everyone else.”
He released another manic laugh. “Do you honestly believe that I, in my towering intellect, did not come to that conclusion personally? Compared to the legacy that awaits me, my life until now has been but the seed from which greatness grew. When I die, and my deeds leave their scar upon your land, my name will echo eternally through the world. Mine shall be the name cursed by those of Caldera, of Circa, of Westrim. Mine is the name that shall fill the drinking halls of the fug. Every song of praise in Fugtown shall be of Alabaster! Every wailed lament in the lands above shall be woeful, anguished invectives against my name. No, foolish Wind Breaker crew. Today I do not die. Today I achieve immortality!”
The figures descended upon him. The three engaged in an astonishingly complex sequence of motions, weapons clicking and clanking. Fists and feet whisked through the air. They swung, leaped, and dodged. A rumbling roar welled up from beneath them. Rich red light rained down from above. Then, finally, all three of the combatants drew weapons and fired.
After an uncertain beat, Alabaster dropped his weapon and teetered atop the metallic contraption. He clutched his abdomen.
“Curse you…” he coughed. “Curse you Calderans. Curse you Wind Breakers. Curse you all! You have not seen the last of Alabaster!”
He stumbled and fell, plummeting into the smoldering glow below. Then, there was darkness.
The next sound was riotous applause. Warm yellow light rose, and both figures reached down to help Alabaster to his feet. He smiled the same manic smile, this time beaming it out across an enthusiastic crowd of theatergoers. He and the others bowed once, and the curtains fell.
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The audience was on its feet as a band beneath the stage struck up the first notes of a medley. Most of the theatergoers were dressed in elegant attire. Several people in the front row, however, had fallen quite a bit short of the fashion achieved by the rest.
The most enthusiastic applause among the group came from a young woman with a narrow build. Her dress was gorgeous, but something about her posture and the way she wore it made it seem out of place, like someone had spent great time and effort decorating a crowbar. Her blond hair had wrestled free of its bun, and one of the carefully tied ribbons had unraveled, as if her chaos simply wouldn’t be contained. If the haberdashery misfire was evident to the woman, it didn’t show on her face, as she wore a wide smile and an almost manic enthusiasm in her gaze. She was Chastity Cooper, though most would call her Lil.
As the applause died down, she glanced aside. “You all think that’s what I sound like?”
“It’s theater, Lil. Things need to be embellished a bit,” replied the young woman beside her.
Her companion was a contrast to Lil in almost every way. Her skin was rich and dark, while Lil’s would have been lily-white if it hadn’t been baked by the sun. She had a somewhat broader build, and everything from the complex braid of her hair to the bows atop her shoes was impeccably designed and perfectly matched to her poise and grace. She may as well have been born draped in such elegance. As a native Calderan, she practically was. Her name was Nita Graus.
“The voice ain’t half of what they… what you just said,” said a man with a striking resemblance to Lil.
He was Lil’s brother, Ichabod “Coop” Cooper. Standing more than a foot taller than she, he wore his formal uniform with all of the comfort of a man marching at gunpoint.
“Embellished,” Nita repeated.
“Right. … That means made up so’s to be more impressive, right?”
“Right.”
“That ain’t the half of what they embellished about you, Lil. That lady up there fills out a coat a fair sight better’n you,” Coop jabbed.
“Yeah, well the fella they got playin’ you can get a whole sentence out without soundin’ like a dang fool, so they pert near made him up from scratch, I reckon.”
A portly older woman beside Coop stood and wiped away the wrinkles in her skirt. She was wearing a dress and looking every bit as uncomfortable in it as the rest of the audience would have looked if they were wearing her usual uniform, which was a blood-stained apron. She was known by the affectionate nickname of Butch by most of the crew. She muttered something.
“Well, Butch, again, this is theater. The audience cannot be expected to learn your language, so on stage your lines had to be translated,” Nita said.
“You showed us all sorts of stuff that weren’t in a language anybody knew last time we came out here,” Coop said.
“That’s true, but… well, not to put too fine a point on it, this is what we would call low theater. Stage fighting and simple black-and-white morality don’t have very much in the way of redeeming artistic value. But it is an entertaining distraction.”
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nbsp; “I enjoyed the heck out of it,” Lil said.
Butch grumbled a bit more.
“I’m sorry your part wasn’t larger. But I think they did a lovely job of capturing your contributions to the cause.”
Nita turned to the man beside Butch, Mack West, captain of their ship, the Wind Breaker. Unlike the rest of his crew, the dress uniform he wore seemed perfectly suited to his substantial build and rugged nest of gray hair and beard. That he’d neglected to remove his dark spectacles during the play suggested he’d not been as eager to watch it as the rest of the audience.
“What did you think of the performance?” Nita asked.
“I think whoever got the idea of puttin’ Alabaster onstage as himself ain’t got his head on straight.”
“I’ve got to disagree, Captain. The man’s personality was made for the stage. In a face-to-face conversation, the man plays for the back row. He doesn’t make sense anywhere but the stage,” remarked another fellow who wore his naval uniform rather well.
He was the ship’s gunner, and though he was born Guy Van Cleef, he was seldom called by any name other than his title. The role had taken its toll on him over the years, as indicated by the fact that neither of his gloved hands had the proper number of digits and his eyebrows had the distinctive look of having only recently begun to regrow.
“Did you see the glee in his eyes?” Nita said. “There are few people in this world I have a greater animosity for than Lucius P. Alabaster, but from the way he was drinking in the crowd, I honestly feel as though if he’d found the stage rather than finding his way to villainy, it would have scratched the same itch, and the whole world would have been a good deal better off.”
“You reckon that means the only difference between a crazy killer like Alabaster and a fancy actor-type person is if they got picked to be in a show?” Coop said.
“I’m not sure I’d go that far…” Nita said.
“I’ve dealt with some performers in a cabaret back in Keystone, and I think you are quite correct, Coop,” Gunner said.
“Enough. Folks are clearin’ out. Show’s over. Can we get back there and get this over with?” the captain asked.
“Yes, of course. This way,” Nita said.
She stood and led the others down the aisle to the curtain beside the stage. The Wind Breaker crew needed no introduction. After all, they had been presented in fictionalized form onstage for the main presentation. But even if such had not been the case, they were the only fair-skinned people allowed to walk freely in Caldera and had earned quite the reputation among the people. Two heavily armed guards in ornate uniforms stood aside to allow them through to backstage.
The actresses portraying Lil and Nita were still lingering, though they were notably avoiding Alabaster, who was against the far wall surrounded by a half-dozen more armed guards.
“That was a real fine job you done up there, ladies,” Lil said, vigorously shaking their hands. “Look at you, dressed up in my work clothes while I’m here in my church clothes. You look more like me than I do!”
“Lil, leave them. We’re here for Alabaster, remember?” Mack barked.
“Aye, Cap’n,” she said.
The crew gathered around the villain, who was already in leg irons. Up close, it was clear the only thing in the entire show that wasn’t embellished was Alabaster. His outfit was practically a match for the one he’d crafted for himself during what one could only hope was his final caper. Black makeup subtly ringed his eyes, and even when confronted with his archnemeses, the smile on his face didn’t falter. One could never confuse him for a normal human. He was tall and lanky, his skin an unnatural papery white.
“Ah. Captain West. Ms. Graus. Mr. Van Cleef. The Coopers. And even the ship’s butcher. The only foes equal to my greatness. I trust you watched the performance from the beginning. I weep for those who must share the stage with me. Mine is a blinding light that makes shadows of even the finest performers.”
“Yeah,” Lil said. “I feel bad for these folks, too.”
“Painful though it is for me to admit it, I owe you a word of thanks. If not for your inconceivably unlikely victories over me, I never would have found my way to this place. Imagine that the brilliant Lucius P. Alabaster had to cross the sea itself to find a place with a collective intellect high enough to appreciate his raw brilliance.”
“Seein’ that smile on his face is givin’ me the real bad itch to wipe it off him, Cap’n,” Coop said, clenching his fist.
“We need his mouth in workin’ order, Coop. Save it for later,” Mack said.
“Ah. So am I to believe that you’ve finally seen fit to make use of my surpassing genius?”
“We’ve got questions. We want answers,” Mack said.
“And with as little editorial as possible,” Gunner added.
“You do realize there is nothing you can do to compel me to answer a question I don’t wish to answer. It turns out the prison in which they have incarcerated me is better decorated and nearly as well-appointed as my own estate in the fug. If not for the heat and the glaring brightness, I might actually prefer this place.”
“All right, Coop. Give him one.”
Coop pushed up the sleeve of his dress uniform. Alabaster leaned away.
“Ah, yes. Surrounded as I am by such elegance and civility, I’d forgotten how brutish and savage you people were. Ask your questions,” Alabaster said.
“You were working for Tusk,” Mack said.
“That is a statement. Or aren’t you familiar with the language?”
“Tell us what you know about Tusk,” Mack growled.
Alabaster crossed his arms and shut his eyes. “And that was a demand. I am still waiting for a question.”
There was a sickening slap of fist on flesh as Coop snapped Alabaster’s head aside with a blow to the cheek.
“You want another one?” Coop asked, pushing up his other sleeve. “How’s that for a question?”
“Apes and thugs, the lot of you. Fine. Fine. Tusk,” Alabaster said. “I would gladly endure no end of your ineffectual torture rather than answer a single question, if not for the fact that I am perhaps more eager to see Tusk fall than you are. To be perfectly honest, I greatly anticipate your clash with Tusk and his organization. Either you will kill him, or he will kill you. Either way, a victory for Alabaster.”
“I ain’t hearin’ no answers,” Coop said, grabbing Alabaster by the collar and preparing for another blow.
“A moment of patience, please! If you addle my brains any further with your barbaric overtures, I am likely to forget what little I was able to uncover about the man.”
Coop released him.
“Shall I give you the benefit of a doubt you do not deserve by assuming you are at least aware of his past.”
“He was around just after the Calamity. Beat some of our admirals. Made some deals that’ve still got a stranglehold on us up in the mountains.”
“Yes. Both acts of unaccountable brilliance. Since then he has become a very private, very secretive man, but to my observation, his influence hasn’t faltered one iota.”
“What gives him that influence?”
“You nitwits captured me before I could uncover the answer to that question. But I can tell you with certainty that most of the more effective outlaws and agents of chaos within the fug have worked with him directly or by proxy. For a number of years—to my eternal chagrin—he was operating right under my nose as the fire tender at my own social club. As such it is not fair to say that few have seen his face, but it is quite true to say that few if any knew who they were dealing with. While under his employ, I determined that he prefers to operate via go-betweens. He formerly operated out of my hometown. In fact, out of my club, the Ruby Club. Unless he is a fool, and he most certainly is not, then he will have moved, and I cannot imagine where he might have gone.”
“I want names, Alabaster. You say he worked with the lowest of the low in the underworld. Give me some names. People you know he
worked with. People who know it was Tusk they were working for.”
“It won’t do you any good. They won’t know any more than I do. Tusk was nothing if not careful in controlling the flow of information.”
“You let me worry about how I get what I need out of them. Just tell me some names and how to get in touch with them.”
“Very well. If you must waste your time and mine. Fetch a pen and paper. I am assuming you know how to write…”
Captain Mack reached into his coat for a pad and pencil.
“Give him another one while I find a page. That smug look’s gettin’ under my skin, too.”
“Aye, Cap’n,” Coop said.
“Wait!” called the actress portraying Lil.
Coop turned.
“You can’t pummel this man,” she said.
“There,” Alabaster said, grinning. “You see what I mean about civility? The Calderans are, if nothing else, able to identify genius when they see it and treat it with the respect and adulation it so richly deserves.”
“We have two shows tomorrow,” the actress explained. “He can’t very well perform with a swollen face. It would spoil the continuity. Alabaster is only injured during the third act.”
“All right if I work a spot that don’t show, then?” Coop asked.
She crossed her arms and gave Alabaster a look that suggested he’d worn out his welcome with her some time ago. “That would be entirely acceptable and appropriate.”
“Now, really, you can’t very well—oof!” Alabaster lurched forward as Coop buried a fist into his midsection.
“Now let’s hear them names,” Mack said, pencil at the ready.
“Scoundrels and fools…” Alabaster wheezed. “The world is populated with naught but scoundrels and fools… Very well. These are the men I know to have drawn a payment at one time or another from Tusk. And I hope each of them gets a chance to sink a blade into your backs. You’ll find they tend to congregate in the same sort of place. I recommend you start in a despicable little hole not far from Lock…”
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