Miss Taverner was torn between annoyance at his highhanded interference in her plans, and satisfaction at being perfectly sure now of acquiring just the horses she wanted.
A few days later the fashionable throng in Hyde Park was startled by the appearance of the rich Miss Taverner driving a splendid match pair of bays in a very smart sporting phaeton with double perches of swan-neck pattern. She was attended by a groom in livery, and bore herself (mindful of Mr Brummell’s advice) with an air of self-confidence nicely blended with a seeming indifference to the sensation she was creating. As good luck would have it Mr Brummell was walking in the Park with his friend Jack Lee. He was pleased to wave, and Miss Taverner pulled up to speak to him, saying with a twinkle: ‘I am amazed, sir, that you should be seen talking to so unfashionable a person as myself.’
‘My dear ma’am, pray do not mention it!’ returned Brummell earnestly. ‘There is no one near us.’
She laughed, allowed him to present Mr Lee, and after a little conversation drove on.
Within a week the rich Miss Taverner’s phaeton was one of the sights of town, and several aspiring ladies had attempted something in the same style. But since no one, with the exception of Lady Lade, who was so vulgar and low-born (having been before her marriage to Sir John the mistress of a highwayman known as Sixteen-String Jack) that she could not be thought to count, could drive one horse, let alone a pair, with anything approaching Miss Taverner’s skill, these attempts were soon abandoned. To be struggling with a refractory horse, or jogging soberly along behind a sluggish one, while Miss Taverner dashed by in her high phaeton could not add to any lady’s consequence. Miss Taverner was allowed to drive her pair unrivalled.
She did not always drive, however. Sometimes she rode, generally with her brother, and occasionally with Lord Anglesey’s lovely daughters, and very often with her cousin, Mr Bernard Taverner. She rode a very spirited black horse, and it was not long before Miss Taverner’s black was as well known as Lord Morton’s long-tailed grey. She had learned the trick of acquiring idiosyncrasies.
In a month the Taverners were so safely launched into Society that even Mrs Scattergood admitted that there did not seem any longer to be anything to fear. Peregrine had not only been made a member of White’s, but had contrived to get himself elected to Watier’s as well, its perpetual President, Mr Brummell, having been induced to choose a white instead of a black ball on the positive assurance of Lord Sefton that Peregrine would bring into the club not the faintest aroma either of the stables or of bad blacking – an aroma which, in Mr Brummell’s experience, far too often clung to country squires.
He went as Mr Fitzjohn’s guest to a meeting of the Sublime Society of Beefsteaks at the Lyceum, and had the felicity of seeing there that amazing figure, the Duke of Norfolk, who rolled in looking for all the world like a gross publican, and presided over the dinner in dirty linen and an old blue coat; ate more beefsteaks than anyone else; was very genial and good-humoured; and fell sound asleep long before the end of the meeting.
He took sparring lessons at Jackson’s Saloon; shot at Manton’s Galleries; fenced at Angelo’s; drank Blue Ruin in Cribb’s Parlour; drove to races in his own tilbury, and generally behaved very much as any other young gentleman of fortune did who fancied himself as a fashionable buck. His conversation became inter larded with cant expressions; he lost a great deal of money playing at macao, or laying bets with his cronies; drank rather too much; and began to cause his sister a good deal of alarm. When she expostulated with him he merely laughed, assured her he might be trusted to keep the line, went off to join a party of sporting gentlemen, and returned in the small hours con siderably intoxicated, or – as he himself phrased it – a trifle above par.
Judith turned to her cousin for advice. With the Admiral she could never be upon intimate terms, but Bernard Taverner had very soon become a close friend.
He listened to her gravely; he agreed with her that Peregrine was living at too furious a rate, but said gently: ‘You know I would do anything in my power for you. I have seen all you describe, and been sorry for it, and wondered that Lord Worth should not intervene.’
She turned her eyes upon him. ‘Could not you?’ she asked.
He smiled. ‘I have no right, cousin. Do you think Perry would attend to me? I am sure he would not. He would write me down a dull fellow, and be done with me. It is –’ he hesitated. ‘May I speak plainly?’
‘I wish you would.’
‘Then I will say that I think it is for Lord Worth to exert his authority. He alone has the right.’
‘It was Lord Worth who put Perry’s name up for Watier’s,’ said Judith bitterly. ‘I was glad at first, but I did not know that it was all gaming there. It was he who took him to that horrid tavern they call Cribb’s Parlour, where he meets all the prize-fighters he is for ever talking about.’
Mr Taverner was silent for a moment. He said at length: ‘I did not know. Yet he could hardly be blamed: it is his own world, and the one Perry was all eagerness to enter. Lord Worth is himself a gamester, a very notable Corinthian. He is of the Carlton House set. It may be that he is not concerning himself very closely with Perry’s doings. Speak to him, Judith: he must attend to you.’
‘Why do you say that?’ she asked, frowning.
‘Pardon me, my dear cousin, it has seemed to me sometimes that his lordship betrays a certain partiality – I will say no more.’
‘Oh no!’ she said, with strong revulsion. ‘You are mistaken. Such a notion is unthinkable.’
He made a movement as though he would have taken her hand, but controlled it, and said with an earnest look: ‘I am glad.’
‘You have something against him?’ she said quickly.
‘Nothing. If I was afraid – if I disliked the thought that there might be some partiality, you must forgive me. I could not help myself. But I have said too much. Speak to Lord Worth of Perry. Surely he cannot want him to be growing wild!’
She was a good deal stirred by this speech, and by the look that went with it. She was not displeased: she liked him too well; but she wished him to say no more. A declaration seemed to be imminent; she was thankful that he did not make it. She did not know her own heart.
His advice was too sensible to be lightly ignored. She thought about it, realised the justice of what he had said, and went to call on Worth, driving herself in her phaeton. To request his coming to Brook Street would mean the presence of Mrs Scattergood; she supposed there could be no impropriety in a ward’s visiting her guardian.
She was ushered into the saloon, but after a few minutes the footman came back, and desired her to follow him. She was conducted up one pair of stairs to his lordship’s private room, and announced. The Earl was standing at a table by the window, dipping a sort of iron skewer into what looked to be a wine-bottle. On the table were several sheets of parchment, a sieve, two glass phials, and a pestle and mortar of turned boxwood.
Miss Taverner stared in considerable surprise, being quite unable to imagine what the Earl could be doing. The room was lined with shelves that bore any number of highly glazed jars and lead canisters. They were all labelled, with such queer-sounding names as Scholten, Curaçao, Masulipatam, Bureau Demi-gros, Bolongaro, Old Paris. She turned her eyes inquiringly towards his lordship, still absorbed in his bottle and skewer.
‘You must forgive me for receiving you here, Miss Taverner, but I am extremely occupied,’ he said. ‘It would be fatal for me to leave the mixture in its present state, or I would have come to you. Have you left Maria Scattergood downstairs, may I ask?’
‘She is not with me. I came alone, sir.’
There seemed to be a fine powder in the wine-bottle. The Earl had extracted a little with the aid of the skewer and dropped it into the mortar, and had begun to mix it with what was already there, but he paused at Miss Taverner’s words, and looked across at her in a way hard to read.Then his gaze returned to the mortar, and he went on with his work. ‘Indeed? You honour me. Will y
ou not sit down?’
She coloured faintly, but drew forward a chair. ‘Perhaps you may think it odd in me, sir, but the truth is I have something to say to you I do not care to say before Mrs Scattergood.’
‘I am entirely at your service, Miss Taverner.’
She pulled off her gloves and began smoothing them. ‘It is with considerable reluctance that I have come, Lord Worth. But my cousin, Mr Taverner, advised me – and I cannot but feel that he was right.You are after all our guardian.’
‘Proceed, my ward. Has Wellesley Poole made you an offer of marriage?’
‘Good heavens, no!’ said Judith.
‘He will,’ said his lordship coolly.
‘I have not come about my own affairs, sir. I desire to talk to you of Peregrine.’
‘Life is full of disappointments,’ commented Worth. ‘Which spunging house is he in?’
‘He is not in any,’ said Judith stiffly. ‘Though I have little doubt that that is where he will end if something is not done to prevent him.’
‘More than likely,’ agreed Worth. ‘It won’t hurt him.’ He picked up one of the phials from the table and delicately poured a few drops of what it contained on to his mixture.
Judith rose. ‘I see, sir, that I waste my time.You are not interested.’
‘Not particularly,’ admitted the Earl, setting the bottle down again. ‘The intelligence you have so far imparted has not been of a very interesting nature, has it?’
‘It does not interest you, Lord Worth, that your ward is got into a wild set of company who cannot do him any good?’
‘No, not at all; I expected it,’ said Worth. He looked up with a slight smile. ‘What has he been doing to alarm his careful sister?’
‘I think you know very well, sir. He is for ever at gaming clubs, and, I am afraid – I am nearly sure – worse than that. He has spoken of a house off St James’s Street.’
‘In Pickering Place?’ he inquired.
‘I believe so,’ she said in a troubled voice.
‘Number Five,’ he nodded. ‘I know it: a hell. Who introduced him to it?’
‘I am not perfectly sure, but I think it was Mr Farnaby.’
He was shaking his mixture over one of the sheets of parch ment. ‘Mr Farnaby?’ he repeated.
‘You know him, sir?’
His occupation seemed to demand all his attention, but after a moment he said, ignoring her question: ‘I gather, Miss Taverner, that you consider it is for me to – er – guide Peregrine’s footsteps on to more sober paths?’
‘You are his guardian, sir.’
‘I am aware. I fulfilled my part to admiration when I put his name up for the two most exclusive clubs in London. I cannot remember having done as much for anyone else in the whole course of my existence.’
‘You think you did well for Perry when you introduced him to a gaming club?’ demanded Judith.
‘Certainly.’
‘No doubt you will still be thinking so when he has gamed the whole of his fortune away!’
‘On one point you may rest assured, Miss Taverner: while I hold the purse-strings Perry will not game his fortune away.’
‘And after? What then, when he has learned this passion for gaming?’
‘By that time I trust he will be a little wiser,’ said the Earl.
‘I should have known better than to have come to you,’ Judith said bitterly.
He turned his head. ‘Not at all. You were quite right to come to me. The mistake you made was in thinking that I did not know of Perry’s doings. He is behaving very much as I supposed he would. But you will no doubt have noticed that it is not causing me any particular degree of anxiety.’
‘Yes,’ said Miss Taverner, with emphasis. ‘I have noticed it. Your anxiety is kept for whatever it is that you are so busy with.’
‘Very true,’ he agreed. ‘I am mixing snuff – an anxious business, Miss Taverner.’
She was momentarily diverted. ‘Snuff ! Do all those jars contain snuff ?’
‘All of them.’
She cast an amazed, rather scornful glance round the shelves. ‘You have made it a life-study, I conjecture.’
‘Very nearly. But these are not all for my own use. Come here.’
She came reluctantly. He led her round the room, pointing out jars and bottles to her notice. ‘That is Spanish Bran: it is generally the most popular. That is Macouba, a very strongly scented snuff, for flavouring only. This is Brazil, a large-grained snuff of a fine, though perhaps too powerful flavour. I use it merely to give tone to my mixture. In that bottle is the Regent’s own mixture. It is scented with Otto of Roses. Beside it is a snuff I keep for your sex. It is called Violet Strasbourg – a vile mixture, but generally much liked by females. The Queen uses it.’ He took down the jar, and shook a little of the snuff into the palm of his hand, and held it out to her. ‘Try it.’
An idea had occurred to her. She raised her eyes to his face. ‘Do many ladies use snuff, Lord Worth?’
‘No, not many. Some of the more elderly ones.’
She took a pinch from his hand and sniffed it cautiously. ‘I don’t like it very much. My father used King’s Martinique.’
‘I keep a little of it for certain of my guests. Quite a pleasant snuff, but rather light in character.’
She dusted her fingers with her handkerchief. ‘If a lady wished to take snuff for the purpose of being a little out of the way, which would she choose, sir?’
He smiled. ‘She would request either Lord Petersham or Lord Worth to put her up a special recipe to be known as Miss Taverner’s Sort.’
Her eyes gleamed. ‘Will you do that for me?’
‘I will do it for you, Miss Taverner, if you can be trusted to treat it carefully.’
‘What must I do?’
‘You must not drench it with scent, or let it become too dry, or leave your box where it will grow cold. Good snuff is taken with the chill off. Sleep with it under your pillow, and if it needs freshening send it to me. Don’t attempt anything in that way yourself. It is not easily done.’
‘And a snuff-box to match every gown,’ said Miss Taverner thoughtfully.
‘By all means. But learn first how to handle your box. You cannot do better than to observe the methods of Mr Brummell. You will notice that he uses one hand only, the left one, and with peculiar grace.’
She began to draw on her gloves again. ‘I shall be very much obliged to you, sir, if you will have the kindness to make me that recipe,’ she said. She realised how far she had drifted from the real object of her visit, and led the conversation ruthlessly back to it. ‘And you will stop Perry going to gaming hells, and being for ever with this bad set of company?’
‘I am quite unable to stop Peregrine doing either of these things, even if I wished to,’ replied the Earl calmly. ‘A little experience will not hurt him.’
‘I am to understand, then, that you don’t choose to interest yourself in his affairs, sir?’
‘There is not the least likelihood of his attending to me if I did, Miss Taverner.’
‘He could be made to attend to you.’
‘Do not be alarmed, Miss Taverner. When I see the need of making him attend to me I shall do so, beyond all possibility of being ignored.’
She was not satisfied, but it was obviously of no use to urge him further. She took her leave of him. He escorted her to her phaeton, and was about to go back into the house when he heard himself hailed by a couple of horsemen, who chanced at that moment to be trotting by. One was Lord Alvanley, whose round, smiling face was as usual slightly powdered with the snuff that lingered on his rather fat cheeks; the other was Colonel Hanger, a much older man of very rakish mien.
It was he who had hailed Worth. ‘Holà, Worth, so that’s the heiress, hey? Devilish fine girl!’ he cried out as Miss Taverner’s phaeton disappeared down Holles Street. ‘Eighty thousand, ain’t it? Lucky dog, hey? Making a match of it, hey?’
‘You’re so crude, Colonel,’ comp
lained Alvanley.
‘Ay, plain Georgy Hanger, that’s me. Take care some brave boy don’t snatch the filly up from under your nose, Julian!’
‘I will,’ promised the Earl, quite unmoved by this raillery.
The Colonel dug the butt end of his riding-whip at Lord Alvanley. ‘There’s William here, for instance. Now, what d’ye say, William? They do tell me there’s more to it than the eighty thousand if that young brother were to die. Ain’t that so, Julian?’
‘But the chances of death at nineteen are admittedly small,’ said the Earl.
‘Oh, y’never know!’ said the Colonel cheerfully. ‘Better tie her up quick, before another gets her. There’s Browne, now. He could do with a rich wife, I daresay.’
‘If you mean Delabey Browne, I was under the impression that he came into a legacy not so long ago,’ replied the Earl.
‘Yes,’ agreed Lord Alvanley mournfully, ‘but the stupid fellow muddled the whole fortune away paying tradesmen’s bills.’ He nodded to his companion. ‘Come, Colonel, are you ready?’
They rode off together, and Worth went back into the house. It seemed that the Colonel had reason on his side, for within the space of one fortnight his lordship received no less than three applications for permission to solicit Miss Taverner’s hand in marriage.
The day after he had politely refused his consent to the third aspirant Miss Taverner received a letter by the twopenny post. It was quite short.
‘The Earl of Worth presents his compliments to Miss Taverner and begs to inform her that he would be obliged if she would assure any gentleman aspiring to her hand that there is no possibility of his lordship consenting to her marriage within the period of his guardianship.’
Justly incensed, Miss Taverner sat herself down at her elegant little tambour-top writing-table and dashed off an impetuous note, requesting the favour of a visit from his lordship in the immediate future. This she had sent off by hand. A reply in Mr Blackader’s neat fist informed her that his lordship being upon the point of setting out to spend the week-end at Woburn he was commissioned to tell her that his lordship would do himself the honour of calling in Brook Street some time during the following week.
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