Ashley was still on the ground, complaining about how her privacy had been invaded, and Lili and Lauren were fighting to get her a glass of water. Billy Reddy was standing around, looking completely flabbergasted by the turn of events. She bet none of the high school parties he’d ever been to were as action-packed as this.
Then she noticed Tri standing to the side, frozen, a plate of cupcakes in his hand.
“Hey,” she said. “You okay? You look weird.”
“I almost killed her,” Tri whispered. “I gave her that cupcake.”
“Hey, don’t worry about it. You didn’t know she was allergic.”
“I almost killed her,” he repeated.
A. A. shook her head. It wasn’t like Tri to be so dramatic. Then she noticed something. A black baseball cap folded into the pocket of his blazer. A black San Francisco Giants baseball cap. Tri’s favorite team. His favorite baseball cap. He always wore that cap. She remembered something else, too—at the dance, he’d asked her if she was getting ready to go to the fountain. How did he know about meeting laxjock at the fountain? She’d never told him.
She looked at Tri. He was her best friend. The only person she could tell everything to. The only person who would know what to say to all her problems. He’d given her a perfect score on the rank call.
Tri Fitzpatrick was laxjock.
But he hadn’t shown up to meet her at the park. Because she’d told him she’d suspected the love of her life was Dex Bond. Some random guy who didn’t even know her at all. She felt her heart clench. Tri . . .
“Tri,” she gulped.
But Tri wasn’t listening. He was completely ignoring her. He put down the plate of cupcakes and ran over to Ashley’s side. There was a strange new light in his eyes. As if he were seeing Ashley Spencer for the first time.
Then he was helping Ashley to her feet, and he was looking at her in the same way A. A. now realized he’d been looking at A. A. herself for months.
With total, complete adoration.
EPILOGUES
Dear Diary,
We’re supposed to keep a diary for English class now. To write about what’s happening in our life so we can understand it better. Or something like that. Anyway, here goes.
So the beast still lives. Yes, Ashley Spencer survived to mock for another day. She’s fully recovered from her adverse reaction to eating a trace amount of nuts in the vanilla cupcake at the dance. Except for a tiny rash that went away all too quickly.
I didn’t get to join the Ashleys and I didn’t get to destroy them either. But Nut Day, as I’m calling the dance, did score a small victory for those of us on the bottom of the seventh-grade social pyramid.
Since Ashley Spencer had to come clean about her nut allergy, poor Cass Franklin doesn’t have to sit in a quarantined place in the refectory anymore. Thanks to Ashley, the whole refectory is a quarantine. Her parents threatened to sue the school because of the incident, and now all they serve in the ref is spelt bread and yogurt. Yum. Not.
Plus, you’d think that having a spasm in public would mean the end of Ashley’s ironclad reign. But no. Instead, because of the EpiPen in her garter, garters are now the latest accessory at Miss Gamble’s. The latest thing is to wear them like Ashley’s, underneath the uniform skirt, so when you sit down they peek out.
This just proves that the entire seventh grade is just nuts. So then wouldn’t Ashley be allergic to everyone?
But still. Ashley has to start being nice to me, right? I saved her life. Doesn’t that count for something?
I hope so.
Anxiously,
Lauren Page
JOURNAL.DOC
This is so silly, because I’ve been keeping a diary since I was in first grade. My mom says it’s the only way to organize your thoughts. And you know that’s what I am. Organized.
I still feel really guilty for almost having killed my best friend. Especially for feeling happy about it. But later, when I thought about it, I realized my happiness was only hiding what I really felt. And what I really felt was hurt. Deeply, deeply hurt. I totally would never have ordered the regular cupcakes if Ashley had told me she was allergic! She told A. A., but not me. So part of it was her fault, right? How could she keep a secret that big from me?
I confronted her with it, and she didn’t deny it. She said she was sorry and that she had kept other secrets from me too. So then I had to be honest with her, too, and told her I thought her anime thermos was ugly. A. A. told us to shut up already.
We had a few tears. But then we had hugs. And then the three of us went to Tiffany and bought these gold necklaces to wear, each with a charm that was one-third of a heart. Ashley got the biggest piece, of course.
Still, I’m so glad Ashley isn’t dead. Because who else is going to lend me her Kate Bosworth for Topshop dress?
Yours in relief,
Lili
MEMO: FILE: DIARY: ALIOTO, ASHLEY
2DAY I WISHED 2 OF MY BFFS WERE DEAD. I JUST CAN’T B-LIEVE THE 2 OF THEM ARE 2GETHER. OMG. IT’S NOT LIKE I CARE U KNOW? REALLY, IT’S GR8.
IF THEY’RE HAPPY 2GETHER THEN I’M HAPPY 4 THEM, RIGHT?
SO WHY AM I NOT HAPPY?
:(
Hello? Is this on? Yeah. We’re supposed to keep a diary for English, but I thought I’d speak into this phone recorder instead and have my maid transcribe my thoughts. Who has time to type? Hello.
Okay, so Lauren Page saved my life. Bee. Eff. Dee. It was the least she could do after almost killing me! She owed it to me. Okay, so maybe I will stop ragging on her a little bit, stop telling people that she planned to kill me.
Life is different on the other side of the tunnel. Not that I saw a white light or anything. I just kind of zoned out there a little bit. But now that I think about it, I’m really lucky to have survived. I mean, I could have died. At a dance! How embarrassing.
Like I said, things have changed. Lili is a lot nicer to me, but A. A. is kind of withdrawn. I don’t know what she’s got a bug in her butt about. I mean, it’s not like she ever said she liked him. She always said they were just friends.
I mean, Tri may be short, but he is super-cute. And he’s only going to get taller. I can wait. I know A. A. thinks he was laxjock, but he’s never owned up to it. And she had her chance with him.
So as far as I can tell, finders keepers.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
As always, thanks very much to my wonderful peeps at Simon & Schuster. I heart you all, especially my sassy, smart, and chic editor, Emily “Ashley” Meehan, Courtney “Ashley” Bongiolatti, Annie Berger, and Bethany Buck.
Many thanks to all my family and friends for their love and support. Thanks to Richard Abate and 3 Arts.
Thanks to my husband, Mike Johnston, for being endlessly patient while listening to my nonstop recollections of junior high and sharing some of his own.
And last but totally not least, hugs, kisses, and a huge shout-out to all my super-cute readers whose tweets, e-mails, and comments always brighten my day.
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Social Order
“HONEY, I’VE MISSED YOU SO much!”
“I missed you, too, Mom.” Ashley Alioto—otherwise known as A. A., one of the tween triumvirate of Ashleys who were the acknowledged social elite of Miss Gamble’s School for Girls—smiled up at her mother.
Jeanine Alioto was as beautiful as ever, tall and willowy, her long dark hair perfectly razor-cut and blow-dried, her eyebrows immaculately threaded, her lips injected with just enough Venezuelan bee serum to make her mouth a seductive pout. Sometimes girls at school—non-Ashleys, of course—asked her if it was a drag having a former supermodel for a mother, as though getting great genes (not to mention an endless supply of great jeans) was a bad thing.
The only kind-of-bad part was when her mother disappeared for weeks at a time because some rich guy wanted her to sail around the Caribbean wi
th him or hang out at the Cannes Film Festival. A. A. was left at home in their penthouse apartment in the Fairmont Hotel with her stepbrother, Ned. They got along just fine without Jeanine—duh, room service!—but it was always better when her mother was home, not least because she always brought back a ton of cool gifts.
“And these are for you, Lili,” said her mother, pulling a chic pair of black shoes from one of her overflowing Goyard suitcases and tossing them into the eager hands of Ashley Li.
The shoes meant for Lili had three-inch curvy heels with ankle straps fastened by a tiny ribbon. Receiving designer swag was just another one of the many perks of being an Ashley, but Lili, perched on the edge of the butter-colored chaise lounge, peered at them with a puzzled smile on her face.
“Thanks so much, Jeanine,” she said in her peppiest voice, but A. A. knew what she was thinking. Lili was a total brand queen, and if she didn’t recognize the name imprinted in the soft calfskin soles of the shoes, then they might as well be a pair of sweaty Crocs. “Are these an Argentinian . . . er, specialty?”
“Sweetie, they’re tango shoes!” Jeanine scrambled to her feet. In her calf-high Fiorentini & Baker boots tucked into skintight Ksubi jeans, she was more than six feet tall, towering over the petite Lili and even over A. A., who’d inherited her mother’s long, lean physique and was currently sprawled out on the white sheepskin rug. “I got them for A. A. and then remembered she’d rather throw herself around on a soccer field than do anything ladylike, and I know you’re the same size. I spent a few days in Buenos Aires at the tango festival, and these are from the tango shoe store. Everything’s handmade and super expensive.”
“I’d love to learn the tango,” said Lili with a sigh, flicking her glossy jet-black hair, a dreamy expression floating over her pretty, heart-shaped face. A. A. let out a snort of laughter—all Lili needed was yet another extracurricular activity! When she wasn’t taking violin or tennis lessons, she was brushing up on her French and Mandarin language skills, or learning how to take expert photographs, or helping a Stanford professor with his genetics research. If A. A. had Lili’s overscheduled life, she’d go crazy.
“I thought you were going to Brazil.” A. A. picked at the intricately woven blue hammock her mother had pulled from suitcase number one twenty minutes ago. There was an outdoor terrace off the suite where it would hang perfectly.
“Rio in the off-season just isn’t me.” Jeanine sighed, mussing her luxuriant dark locks. “The Copa is no fun in the rain, and I was sick of looking at all those undernourished girls from Ipanema hanging around and hoping to get discovered by Victoria’s Secret.”
A. A. rolled onto her stomach and rested her head in her hands. She loved it when her mother started dishing on the modeling world. Jeanine always called herself the Last of the Supermodels, talking about the good old days when the top models were known by their first names alone, everyone had major attitude and the breasts to go with it, and affairs with celebrities were de rigueur—her first husband, Ned’s father, was a British rock star. These days, she said, the girls were barely old enough to date, and all the magazine covers were hogged by skanky Hollywood starlets.
“And anyway,” Jeanine continued, back on her knees and rifling through her suitcase again, “Gil was thinking of buying some gaucho ranch in Argentina, so we flew down there.”
Gil was Richard Gilbert, the software tycoon Jeanine had been dating on and off for the last six months. She and Ned had already decided they didn’t want him as a stepfather, but it was too soon to worry—Jeanine’s relationships had a habit of self-combusting before too many commitments were made.
“Did you and Mr. Gilbert learn to dance the tango while you were there?” Lili had already slipped off her Tory Burch flats and was carefully tying the delicate ribbons of the tango shoes around her slim ankles.
“I don’t know what Mr. Gilbert was doing,” said Jeanine, her voice dripping with sarcasm. “After three days galloping around in the mud wearing a poncho, I’d had enough. And let’s just say horses weren’t the only thing he was checking out in Argentina.”
She tugged a vibrant purple-patterned silk scarf out of her bag and draped it over A. A.’s shoulders, and then rummaged for another one, this time a swirling, kaleidoscopic mix of greens and pinks.
“For you,” Jeanine said, wafting it at Lili. “These are just Pucci—I picked them up at the airport when my flight back was delayed. I grabbed a blue one for Ashley, too, because I know how you three have to have the same things.”
“So you and Gil have broken up?” A. A. tried not to sound too pleased. She sat up to adjust her trademark pigtails and loop the scarf around her neck.
“Let’s just say I need someone who’s man enough to tango with me and me alone,” Jeanine said, rocking back on her heels and shooting them her famous wicked Cosmo-cover smile. “And you know what I always tell you, girls.”
“Leave them while you’re still looking good!” chorused A. A. and Lili, laughing. For the millionth time in her twelve years, A. A. felt relieved and happy that her mother was so much fun, more of a friend than a mom. It was so easy to talk to her. Everything was better when Jeanine was home—even if she did insist on redecorating their luxurious penthouse suite way too often. But as long as she didn’t let her snooty decorator banish A. A. and Ned’s vast video game collection or try to downsize the flat-screen TV in the loft-size living room, they wouldn’t complain.
“So what’s been going on at Hogwarts?” her mother asked, pulling the Pucci scarf away from A. A. and tying it in an effortlessly chic headband around her own hair.
“Social Club had its first coed mixer with the Gregory Hall boys,” Lili told her, “which I pretty much organized—”
“Pretty much nearly murdering Ashley at the same time,” interrupted A. A., and then they both scrambled to fill Jeanine in on the crazy events of just a week ago. The vanilla cupcakes Lili ordered had triggered Ashley Spencer’s serious nut allergy, and she’d ended up unconscious on the dance floor.
No one had known about Ashley’s allergy, except A. A., who’d only remembered Ashley’s secret when Ashley wannabe and terminal dork Lauren Page had asked if Ashley happened to be allergic to anything. If it hadn’t been for quick thinking on Lauren’s part, Lili would be facing a future in juvenile hall rather than Groton.
“Sounds like you all owe this girl Lauren,” said Jeanine. Outside, a light rain pattered against the tiles of the terrace, and she reached for the remote control, instantly conjuring up a flickering fire in the white granite fireplace.
A. A. and Lili exchanged glances: That climber Lauren was still in social Siberia—that is, unless the Ashleys decided otherwise. Lili and A. A. were neutral on the subject, and Ashley had had other things on her mind since the dance.
Namely one other thing. Namely Tri Fitzpatrick. The boy that A. A. had known forever, her video-game buddy. The boy who was the cutest (and shortest) seventh grader at Gregory Hall. The boy who was supposed to be crushing on her, not on Ashley. Not that she was interested in him, so why did it bother her so much that he’d finally found someone who returned his affections?
“Anyway, Lauren’s old news. Everyone’s talking about something else now,” A. A. told her mother. “At the beginning of this week, the weirdest thing happened.”
“There’s this new blog,” Lili chimed in, her voice as animated as her face. “Nobody knows who’s behind it!”
“But it’s someone at our school, that much is obvious.” A. A. pulled off her cashmere socks and wriggled her bare toes.
“It’s like Snapchat,” Lili added breathlessly. “You have to check it every day, or every hour, or every five minutes!”
“Everyone’s saying we’re the ones who did it, but it’s not true,” A. A. said, looking at Lili, who shook her head vehemently.
“What are you girls talking about?” Jeanine asked, emptying her giant makeup bag onto the polished wood floor and grabbing a Chanel nail polish bottle before it rolled
away.
“It’s called AshleyRank,” A. A. explained. “That’s why everyone thinks the Ashleys started it.”
“All the seventh-grade girls are ranked according to how cute and popular they are. Totally addictive. You know,” Lili smirked, “like watching Shark Week. A feeding frenzy. Who gets to rule the ocean—or in this case, seventh grade.” She reached into her beige Proenza bag and retrieved her BlackBerry, frowning a little as she tapped on the miniature screen. “Here it is. AshleyRank, one through thirty-six.
“Cass Franklin is number thirty-six,” Lili said, her voice full of pity and condescension. She didn’t have to check the blog again because she’d already memorized the key details.
“That’s the girl I told you about,” A. A. said to her mom. “The one who should be living in a plastic bubble. She has to keep an oxygen tank in her bag in case of emergency.”
Jeannine looked concerned. “How awful!”
“Yeah. It’s social death,” Lili added.
A. A. laughed, then felt a little bad about laughing.
“More to the point,” continued Lili, who looked a bit impatient, “the Ashleys hold the top three spots. That’s why everyone thinks we came up with this.”
“And you’re sure you didn’t?” Jeanine sounded amused.
“I know I didn’t,” said A. A.
“I certainly didn’t.” Lili was indignant, and A. A. knew why: Lili was the number three Ashley, behind A. A. and, at number one, the universally acknowledged Queen Bee of Miss Gamble’s herself, Ashley Spencer.
The intercom chimed, and the front desk clerk announced another guest. A. A. told him to let her in: It was Ashley, arriving for her share of the South American fashion loot. The girl must have ESP. Jeanine was about to open the next suitcase and start pulling out fabulous clothes for her daughter to try on. Anything A. A. didn’t want, Lili and Ashley could grab, and it was always funny watching them fight over A. A.’s leftovers.
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