Me: What were you going to name her?
Python: Sure as hell not Thumbelina Bruce Wayne!
Me: Spoilsport.
Python: I regret nothing.
Python: I think it’s my turn to hate you.
Me: You named her Thumbelina Bruce Wayne, didn’t you?
Python: Yes.
Python: It just fits her so well.
Me: Someone just took one step closer to making our “bang plan” happen.
Python: For real? Shit. I’ll go buy ten bunnies and you can name them anything you want! Spanky, Sparky, Spidey, Tinker Bell! Whatever!
Python: Can I just say I enjoy the fact that a bunny is what’s caused this? We’ll be banging like rabbits in no time.
Me: And just like that, one step back. Don’t be a creeper, Robbie.
Python: I take it back!
Me: Weird. As I recall, we’re operating firmly under the “no take-backs” rule.
Python: I hate my mouth sometimes. It just runs and runs and I forget that the things it says can come back to bite me in the ass.
Python: Fine. You win this round.
Me: We can call it a draw.
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