Madeline craned her neck around, took in the floor-to-ceiling stacks of crates and barrels. “I’ll say. Hm, anything good here?”
“We don’t have time.”
She looked at him then nodded. And came to a decision that she’d made weeks ago, just hadn’t acted on yet. Swift as an arrow, she darted forward and bumped her muzzle against his. “Good luck.”
“What?”
“Come back alive, okay Gar? Be a shitty undead existence without ya.”
“Oh. Uh.” Garon’s hand clattered to his muzzle as he realized that had been a kiss.
“So how do you use this thing?” She turned to Glub, and after a few whispered questions and answers, they dissipated as the waystones activated.
Madeline smiled as the two of them faded in on a cold, empty barracks... empty save for a very tired-looking Graves and two upset cats. Mopsy crouched under a far bunk, her tail sticking out and very puffed up, showing extreme displeasure. Pulsivar peered out next to her, yellow eyes gleaming with rebuke.
“Oh!” Graves said and fumbled for his cane. “Thank goodness. Can you?” He hauled up Madeline’s pack.
“Of cawse. Pack of Holding.”
“Good. I need to rest, then I can see about getting the rest of this stuff back in.” He gestured at the dummy payload and junk strewn about. “I could have borrowed a merchant level from our dead friends, but I don’t think any of them have the skill at a higher level than you. Most of them were pretty settled, didn’t go on many trips.”
“Why do ya need to put it back in?” Madeline shrugged her wings. “We’re in. They ain’t likely ta search us on the way out. We’ll just push it under the beds and you can just say it was heah before, if anyone asks.”
“All right, I guess that works. Mostly.” He glanced over at the very full and very stinky litter box.
“On it, dudes!” Glub started moving junk around. “Man, why are the cats—”
BOOM!
“—right, stupid question,” the fishman doll said as soon as they could hear again.
“I’ve been trying to get them back in the pack, but they won’t go,” Graves said, miserably. “Can they spare Fluffbear? You could whisper her, since you’re here now.”
“Herbie, man, you never did know much about animals, didya?” Madeline grinned. “Streetrat like you nevah had the chance, huh?”
“Hey, I like animals just fine.” Graves shrugged. “Rendered into sausage and smeared with mustard after they’re thoroughly cooked. Not my fault living ones are stubborn.”
“Theah’s a trick with cats. Heah. Help me get the pack open an’ square it as much as possible.”
“What? Why?”
“Just do it.”
She coached him into making the pack as boxlike as possible, and sat it on the ground.
Mopsy crept out first, sniffing, then settling into it and fading from view with a surprised “Mrp!”
Pulsivar, though, was made of sterner stuff. He didn’t budge. Glub tried to convince him and got some gentle mauling for his trouble. The bobcat was NOT happy about this place and wanted his new hoomin to know it.
Graves watched Glub and Madline try for a bit, but after about the fourth BOOM, his head snapped up. “Trouble.”
“What?”
“Get the pack over here, we need to stow the soulstones. Ah shit... Borrow Skill, Conceal Status.” He blinked a few times, as Glub helped him manhandle the soulstone crate into the pack. “Pulsivar. We need Pulsivar in here. There’s no time!”
Someone pounded on the door.
Madeline grabbed the pack, raced under the bed, and as the cat howled in protest, shoved Pulsivar into the pack. “Get to covah!” she stage whispered at Glub, who dove into an empty footlocker and pulled it shut.
Just in time, too, as the door flew open. Graves tottered to his feet, tapping the floor with his cane. “Eh?” he warbled, in a querulous voice. “Who’s there?” As emaciated as he was, he didn’t have to fake shaking as one hand cupped his ear.
A black-robed man swept into the room, glancing around. “Deathsight. Speak with Dead.” he murmured, and Madeline pulled back under the bunk, avoiding his view as the world turned monochrome.
BOOM!
“Camouflage,” she hissed, as the cannon fired, thanking heaven that she’d gone the scout route and practiced it back in the swamps.
The man stopped and knelt, peering under the bed straight at her, but didn’t seem to see her. “Hello? Is anything here?”
Behind him, she saw Graves staring down at the man, eyes wide. Wide and full of recognition.
“Is everything alright, young man?” Graves rasped, voice creaky and doing its best to sound forty years older.
“Perhaps,” the man said. He was thickset, with mutton chops and a black moustache, greased to neat points. He had small eyes, in a broad face, and an insincere smile as he turned it upon Graves. “High Magister Arxan Arcane. I’m with the necromancer corps. I was experimenting downstairs and caught some residual chatter from above. Tell me, old man, have you noticed any apparitions about? Free-floating? Class Threes, if you know the term?”
“No, no, I can’t say I do,” Graves said, coughing, and holding his hand in front of his face. “Just a humble farmer, sir.”
Madeline watched, as Arxan stepped toward him. “Now that’s odd. You sound a bit familiar. Why is that...”
*****
Garon sighed with relief, as the window broke silently. He waited for Kayin to slip in through the busted pane, waited longer while she forced the window open. Then it was over and down, with Fluffbear clinging to his back, and through the open window, letting go and falling in a clattering heap to the floor.
“Easy,” Kayin whispered, dropping her Silent Killer skill. Useful for her, since it made herself and most things she did completely noiseless but not so good for Garon.
Garon didn’t answer. He froze, listening, and holding his breath. He’d made noise, and this office was guarded.
“Relax. Two triple thick doors between here and the guards,” Kayin said, easing the window back down, half an inch at a time. “We need to avoid shouting, but a little noise will get lost in the—”
BOOM!
Garon rose, looking around the room that his sister had spent years in. Cold, spartan, with weapons on the walls and a fireplace that looked barely used. She always did like it cold. The few tables in the place were cluttered with plans and diagrams, and little wooden figures of royal troops lay scattered in among pewter dwarves, with a few three-inch-tall steam knight miniatures looming among the fray.
“Mom should have just let you have those dolls,” Garon said, finally. “Would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.”
“Where’s the ledgers?” Fluffbear squeaked.
“They’ll be in her desk, probably. That’s sensitive information,” Kayin said. “I think. Still got a head that’s kind of like jelly, desu. At least scout helped with that a little.”
“It’s alright,” Garon said shooting a glance at the main door, then at the smaller door on an adjacent wall. “Where’s that one go?”
“Beats me, but it’s quiet in there,” said Kayin. “Private bathroom, maybe?”
“Maybe,” Garon said, uncertainly. “But she’s never been much on luxuries. Not when I knew her, anyway.”
“People change, maybe,” Kayin said, poking around the desk, before hauling out a set of tiny lockpicks. “Wow, this is a lot easier with tiny hands. Give me five minutes, and-“
“And you’ll do what?” said Mastoya, opening the side door.
The toys froze.
Mastoya lowered the sword in her hand and squinted down at the two wooden dolls and the tiny, armored bear. She blinked twice, glanced back to the small bed that filled most of the cramped bedroom. “Am I dreaming?”
BOOM!
“No,” she said, eyes unwavering as she snapped her gaze back to the intruders. “No I’m not dreaming. Always In Uniform. Shield of Divinity. Holy Smi�
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“Heya Nasty Masty,” Garon said, swaggering up, hands on his hips. “You forgiven me for putting mud in your hair yet?”
The buff died on Mastoya’s lips, as her eyes went wide, white against her green skin. “Garon?”
“Yeah. Can we talk?”
“What the hell is this? What the shitting hell is this?” she whispered, the sword dropping to point at the ground. With her free hand she tucked her nightgown closer around her. It was pink, with ruffles, Garon noticed, and he smiled to see it. Yeah, it’s still her. I’ve got a shot.
“It’s... a little weird.” He jumped, pulled himself up onto her desk. “I hear you’re drinking now.”
BOOM!
As the echoes faded Mastoya moved in, grabbing a ring of keys off a nail on the door as she did so, and settled in at her desk, giving Fluffbear and Kayin hard stares until they backed off. Unlocking a drawer, she reached in and pulled out a bottle, then two cups. She poured a shot for herself, slugged it back, then poured another. Then she tilted the bottle over his cup and hesitated, glancing at him.
“We all got stomach cavities put in so we can drink. Doesn’t do anything, but hey.” Garon thought it best not to tell her it was Cecelia’s idea, so they didn’t offend the dwarves if the issue came up.
She poured him a shot and he picked it up carefully, sipped it carefully. “Whoo, that’s some varnish gone,” he lisped, and twisted his tongue to wring the alcohol from the cloth. “Your throat must have more holes in it than cheese.”
“My original question stands. What. The shitting. Hell. Is this?” Mastoya said again.
“Basically I got a second chance at life, sort of. I’m a ghost haunting a golem.”
She digested it for a bit, then swallowed. “So I did kill you.”
“That’s where it gets weird. No, you didn’t kill me. A vampire came across me while I was bleeding out and turned me. Then an old friend showed up, and I died as a vampire, and he helped stuff me in a golem shell when I asked him nicely.”
“And you honestly expect me to believe that?”
“I don’t care if you do or not, sis. It’s me either way. I’m just here to tell you it’s fine.”
“What... this?” She waved a hand at him and took another shot. “Because from where I’m sitting that looks like some sort of tortured existence as some other guy’s pet monster.”
“No, no, it’s not like that. He’s pretty cool. Seriously, great guy. But also that’s not what’s fine. What’s fine, is that I’m fine with you attacking me when you were killing Mom.”
She slammed the shot glass down on the table, so hard that it cracked. Kayin winced, and shot a glance toward the door.
“Fuck. I’m muddling this, aren’t I?” Garon asked. “Shit. I’m sorry. I just...” he sat there, staring into the cup she’d given him. “I needed to tell you that. I forgive you, okay? It was the rage, not you, and—”
And then her arms were around him, the sword clattering to the ground, as High Knight Mastoya, Western General Mastoya, the badass mother to her men and hammer of the Crown, was hugging Garon to her chest and bawling heavy, racking sobs.
“Ma’am?” A voice said, muffled through the outer door. A gauntleted hand knocked, and Kayin and Fluffbear looked at each other, spread out to either side—
“Go away! It’s fine!” Mastoya yelled.
BOOM!
And Garon relaxed into her arms and hugged her back. Maybe this will work. Just maybe.
Finally, she put him down, and mopped the snot from her crooked nose with one sweep of a fluffy pink sleeve. “This guy who brought you back, is he around?” She looked over at Kayin and Fluffbear. “Gonna assume you’re dead people, too.”
“I’m not!” Fluffbear squeaked, and Mastoya giggle-snorted in surprise at the sound of her voice. Fluffbear’s adorable level rose accordingly.
“I am, desu,” Kayin said, shrugging. “And he’s not around right now. We’re here because of Garon. He needed to talk with you.”
Garon considered the word. “Yeah. My... savior? Huh. Weird, but I guess he is. He’s busy.” And hopefully things are going as well on his end, Garon thought.
CHAPTER 4: REASON FAILS
“These past few years,” Cecelia heard Emmet rumble and nearly lost her footing on the crates she’d stacked together. She knew that voice well!
Sure enough, a backward glance showed a somewhat-familiar armored form, half visible in the light coming in from the portcullis. Right about where Threadbare was.
“Yes,” she could just make out the tiny bear’s voice in the darkness. “The last time I saw you, everything was on fire, and you were falling over a bannister. Well, through it, I suppose. It was rather flimsy to you I think.”
“It was. Then there were soldiers, and I fought them. But then King Melos was there, and I could not fight him, for he was stronger than I. And he took me back to Castle Cylvania.”
“I see. I was stuck under a lot of rubble for a few years. Then I got out and found my old friends and made some new ones, and now I am here.”
Oh, Threadbare. Cecelia palmed her face with her free hand. Then she shook her head, and looked up at the boxes. She had a job to do, and he was... buying her time? Having an innocent conversation? Hard to say.
Emmet. Emmet was a surprise. She’d never thought to ask after him, assumed he was sitting deactivated in a storeroom somewhere. But here he was, talking, and his words sounded an awful lot like he was smart now, too. Another Greater Golem... She thought, as she scrambled up the boxes.
And then she was hopping off the last box and scrambling up Reason.
“I was not done,” said Emmet. “King Melos told me of my destiny and personally took me through many dungeons. I fought many foes at his side, and learned to become strong. Even though I must pretend to be stupid, and follow Anise Layd’i around and obey her commands, I am smart, too.”
“Anise Layd’i. Is she about? That could be trouble,” Threadbare said.
“She is in the Fortress somewhere. Speaking with the Hand. And Princess Cecelia.”
Cecelia froze.
What?
BOOM!
Once the echoes faded, the little bear continued. “Princess Cecelia? Are you sure?” Threadbare asked.
“I am sure. I was awaiting here as ordered when she came in her Steam Knight suit which is strong but not as strong as me. She came out, and Anise bowed to her and smiled in a way that should have been pleasant, but I thought seemed unpleasant.”
“And you are certain it was her?”
“I have seen her face, her armor, heard her voice many times before. King Melos told me I must guard her with my life and do as she instructs, even if Anise Layd’i does not want me to. And I am certain that was Princess Cecelia.”
Cecelia felt a sick premonition welling up in her gut. She remembered rumors, barracks whispers, and old tales.
Old tales about daemons, and what they could do with people.
But I’m here! My soul is here in my new body, right? Sick to her stomach, she scrambled back to the hatch and wrapped her fingers around the handle.
“Oh. That’s strange. I saw Anise Layd’i kill her.” Threadbare said.
Metal shrieked, as Emmet stirred, restless. “Impossible. That would be treason.”
“And yet she did.”
Cecelia’s hands shook, and she pushed hesitation aside, twisted at the handle, and got it half open...
And then her eyes opened wide, as something inside twisted back. The handle ground shut again.
“You are fooled or lying. I am a representative of the Crown. It is treason to lie to me,” Emmet ground out, and there was a hint of frustration in his voice.
“I think Anise Layd’I has been fooling a lot of people,” said Threadbare.
“And she has told me that is what traitors would say. Are you a traitor to the crown?”
“No,” Threadbare said after some consideration. “But the King killed Caradon, you know.”<
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“Caradon?”
“The old man who made us.”
BOOM!
Cecelia closed her eyes, let the old sorrow wash over her, to be replaced with new resolve.
Reason was hers, dammit! And since Reason was dormant, she had a trump card.
“Animus!” She whispered, touching the hatch. “Invite door!” And then she gave it a sharp tug, putting her will into the animi as she did so, and it sprang open—
—as flesh tore, and a spray of blood hit her face.
Something inside screamed, louder than any steam. She staggered back, got the glowgleam rod up, and shined it in...
Into a mass of writhing tentacles, and wires, and nonsensical gears, and glowing sigils that she’d never seen before. Eyeless faces sobbed at her, as the thing that filled Reason like a hermit crab filled its shell, whined and shrieked over the tendrils that she’d torn free with the hatch and lashed out after her.
She fell off Reason, hitting the ground, feeling her body crack a bit, as a red ‘34’ floated up.
“What?” Emmet said, voice gaining volume as he rose. “No! I must guard Reason!”
The hatch slammed shut, and gears groaned, as Reason stirred, rising in jerky motion, turning toward Cecelia as she crawled backward, watching the parasite-filled mecha up its massive blade.
Reason needed no guards, as it turned out.
Not that it was Reason, any more. No, they were far, far past reason here, Cecelia realized...
*****
“So you’re Graves’ old man,” Arxus smiled, as he paced around the barracks, looking over the junk scattered hither and yon. “I hear he turned traitor.”
“I wouldn’t know. He don’t exactly call home no more.” Graves said. “Ran away to the big city cause he was too good for pickin’ beets the rest of his life.”
The necromancer chuckled as he nudged the overfull catbox with his toe. “Looks like someone’s been keeping pets against the rules. Sorry for the mess. It was here when you got here I suppose?”
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