Miles driven Friday, December 16, 2011: No mileage for Edward, I’m afraid. I was able to do some research and piece together how many miles he drove Thursday before the crash. It’s 86.8 miles from Cheyenne Wells to Limon, where he got on Interstate 70. I came upon the wreck a little more than seven miles after that. It’s not precise, but it’s close enough. As far as gas usage goes, I have no idea. It doesn’t matter.
Total miles driven: We’re missing a chunk, including how far he and Kyle went Thursday while they were out looking at oil pumps, but let’s just say, roughly, 1,838.7. That includes the 93.8 we know about from Thursday, plus another 20. It’s close enough.
Gas usage for Friday, December 16, 2011: None. I’m with Kyle here. Who cares?
Addendum: I guess I get to decide what goes here.
Look, it’s hard to see Edward hurting like this. I don’t know him very well, but I’ve come to care about him, and I hate that I can’t help him more.
Over the past day or so, I’ve been thinking about bad things and why they happen. When I was trying to catch up to Edward on that horrible night, I drove right past where my mommy and daddy died, and I didn’t even think about it. That’s the first time. I was fixated on someone else. That’s the first time, too.
Very strange.
Edward is a gentle and good man, and yes, he’s peculiar, but I’m peculiar, too. I think that’s why we’re friends.
Yesterday was a hard day. Today will be hard, too. I guess all we can hope for is that it’s less hard.
Often, hope is all you have.
Unfortunately, Edward doesn’t like to put his effort into hope. He’s going to need to now.
I feel better today than I did yesterday, although it still hurts like a motherfucker when Sally and Sheila Renfro pull me to my feet for my first walk around the hallways. Sally tells me that three trips around the hallways yesterday was a good number but that she wants to see at least five today. I tell her I will do my best. She also says the catheter is coming out today and I’ll have to get up to go pee from now on. Based on recent history since I went on my diabetic medicine, that means I’ll be out of bed repeatedly today—and that, of course, means that Sheila Renfro and a nurse will be pulling me to my feet.
This sucks.
When Sheila Renfro and I get back to the room after the first set of laps, Dr. Ira Banning is waiting for us.
“Good news, Edward,” he says. “I think you can go home tomorrow.”
“Really?”
“Yep, you bet. The scans look good. You’ll need to be careful for a while—with those ribs, for sure, but especially with your head. No boxing matches or football games, OK? I want your word.”
I think Dr. Banning is having some fun with me.
“I promise. Can I still watch the Dallas Cowboys, if I promise not to play?” I’m having fun with Dr. Banning now.
“Hey, Edward, I can’t stop you, buddy. Wouldn’t you rather watch Tim Tebow?”
Everybody in this town is brainwashed about Tim Tebow. I laugh, and laughing hurts. So I stop laughing and let myself fall into the chair that Sheila Renfro slept in. Sally told me she wants me to spend some time out of bed today, that the only way my ribs are going to heal is if I make them do what they’re designed to do.
I wait till my breath slows down. “That’s a good one, Dr. Banning.”
He looks at me funny. “Tim Tebow is a big deal around here.”
So I’ve heard.
I’m pretty funny sometimes.
“Do you remember what I said yesterday about coming back to the motel with me?” Sheila Renfro asks.
I’m dipping baked, breaded chicken chunks into low-fat ranch dressing and eating them. My appetite has returned. Dr. Banning says that I’m going to be amazed at how quickly I start feeling better now, and for the first time I’m inclined to believe him. Still, it’s barely past noon, and I’ve already been up four times to pee, each one an exercise in extreme pain as Sheila Renfro and the nurses pulled on my arms to get me on my feet. So despite my obvious improvement from yesterday and Dr. Banning’s proclamations (I love the word “proclamations”) of imminent health, I’m not ready to say that it’s going to be smooth sailing from here, to use a well-known idiom.
“Yes, I remember,” I say.
“Have you thought about it some more?”
“Since you brought it up yesterday?”
“Yes.”
“No, I haven’t.”
“Oh.”
“What’s there to think about? I’m going.”
“Oh!”
She smiles at me, and I don’t take it for granted. I remember when I first met Sheila Renfro and I wanted to see her smile and she hid it from me. She’s not hiding it anymore, and I’m glad. It’s a friendly smile. She has her hair drawn into a blonde ponytail, which makes her face look sleek and pretty. I don’t see any makeup on Sheila Renfro, but I’m not sure anyone could tell whether she wore it or not. She has what the TV commercials call a “fresh look.”
“May I ask you something?” I say.
“Yes.”
“Are you going to take care of me?”
“Yes.”
“Will you make me Jell-O brand gelatin?”
“Brand-name gelatin is expensive, but if that’s what you want, I will make it for you.”
“I could help buy the groceries,” I say. “I’m fucking loaded.”
“I know you are. Don’t cuss around me.”
“Can I ask you something else?” I say.
“Yes.”
“Will you take walks with me?”
“Every day.”
“Will you watch Adam-12 with me?”
“Any time you want, unless there’s a guest needing my help.”
“Will you put in cable television?”
“Yes…I mean, no, I mean…Edward, are you being serious now?”
A big grin comes to my face. “Yes.”
She looks at me really closely, and her eyelids narrow to little slits. “Are you sure?”
I can’t help it. My grin begins to collapse into a giggle, and that makes my ribs hurt, and so I grab my side and say “Ohohohoh.” This must be a funny sight, because now Sheila Renfro is starting to laugh. It’s the first full-throated laugh I’ve ever heard from her, and it’s so high-pitched that I’m amused all over again, so I begin to laugh again, and it’s really bad because it’s uncontrollable. I laugh, and then I say “Ohohohohoh,” and then I grab my ribs, and then Sheila Renfro laughs some more, which makes me laugh. This is what they call a vicious circle, although I think I would amend that to a hilariously vicious circle.
“Get out,” I say between gasps for air, and I say it with such emphasis (I love the word “emphasis”) that my ribs really hurt, and I say “WOWowowowow,” and Sheila Renfro falls out of her chair onto the floor on all fours, laughing.
“Get out,” I say again, meekly this time.
Sheila Renfro crawls on her hands and knees to the door, only it’s not a fluid movement. She’s going in spurts, and these spurts are interrupted by her failing attempts to keep from laughing out loud. So she is, essentially, sputtering across the floor, and as she finally reaches the opening, she lets go of a laugh that sounds like someone spitting out water, and at the same time, she farts.
Now I’m really laughing and really hurting, and I can hear Sheila Renfro in the hallway, laughing with abandon. I also hear the quick pat-pat-pat of feet, and then I hear Sally scolding Sheila and telling her that she can’t laugh uncontrollably in the hallways here at St. Joseph Hospital.
My ribs throb in pain. I want my Percocet and I want it now, but Sally isn’t yet ready to bring it to me.
I can hear Sheila Renfro in the hallway, trying to smother her giggles, and I’m here in the room, still laughing despite the incredible pain.
Holy shit!
At 3:03 p.m., my mother calls. I know this because Sheila Renfro picks up my bitchin’ iPhone and looks at the number and then hands it to me, saying, “I
t’s your mom.”
“Hello, Mother.”
“Wow. You sound a lot better today.”
“That stands to reason. Dr. Ira Banning said I can leave tomorrow.”
“Well, then, it’s good that I called. Listen, Son, your car is ready. I hope it’s OK that Jay got you another Cadillac. You know, I figured you’d want the familiarity. He even got the same color.”
“That’s fine.”
“Wonderful! Hey, can someone there write something down for you?”
I look at Sheila Renfro, who is listening intently. “Will you get my notebook and pen?” She pulls them off the table beside the bed.
“OK, Mother, go ahead.”
“It’s at seven-seven-seven Broadway in Denver. You’re to ask for Glenn.”
“Seven-seven-seven Broadway. Glenn. Got it.” Sheila Renfro writes this down. “Mother, is it OK if I don’t pick the car up for a few days?”
“But I thought you—”
“I’m going back to Cheyenne Wells to rest up before I drive home.”
“Back to Cheyenne Wells? Whatever in the world for?”
“My friend invited me to stay at her motel while I recuperate.”
“Her? Who?”
“Sheila Renfro.” At this, Sheila Renfro’s eyebrows go up and her forehead crinkles.
“Who’s Sheila Renfro?”
“You talked to her.”
“I did?”
“She’s the woman who called you to say that I’d been in a wreck.”
“I thought that was a nurse.”
“No, that was Sheila Renfro of Cheyenne Wells, Colorado.”
Crinkly-headed Sheila Renfro continues to look at me. She mouths the words “What’s going on?” I shrug my shoulders, and it hurts. I won’t do that again.
“Well, who is she?”
“She owns the motel I stayed in while I was in Cheyenne Wells.”
“Is she there now?”
“Yes.”
“I want to talk to her.”
I hand the phone to Sheila Renfro, who shakes her head. I purse my lips and push the phone toward her with insistency. Finally she takes it, and soon I’m left to bemoan (I love the word “bemoan”) the fact that I can hear only one side of their brief conversation. That must have been frustrating for Sheila Renfro when I was the one on the phone.
The side of the conversation I hear goes like this:
“Hello, Mrs. Stanton.”
(Pause.)
“I’m thirty-six.”
(Pause.)
“It was my mother and father’s motel. Now it’s mine. They’re in the ground.”
(Pause.)
“I don’t think that’s any of your business, with all due respect.”
(Pause.)
“He wants to come.”
(Pause.)
“But—”
(Pause.)
“Tell him, not me.”
(Pause.)
She hands the phone back to me.
“Yes, Mother?”
“I don’t like this, Edward. I think you should go home before you get into any more trouble.”
“Trouble? I’m not in trouble. Did Jay L. Lamb say something?”
“No, no, that’s not what I meant. You’re not in trouble, trouble. It’s just that you’ve been through a lot. It’s time to go back home. That’s all I’m saying.”
“Why?”
“I think people are taking advantage of you.”
“Which people?”
“That woman, for one.”
“But she’s my friend.”
“I know you think she is, and maybe she is, but given what you’ve been through, I think it’s best that you just go back to where you live and she goes back to where she lives. I don’t trust her.”
“I do.”
“I think you should go home.”
My mother flummoxes me. I’ve never seen her act this way.
“I’m going to Cheyenne Wells, Mother. It’s just for a few days. Then Sheila Renfro will bring me back to Denver, I’ll pick up the car, and I’ll go home.”
My mother sighs into the phone. She’s not happy.
“I think you’re making a mistake.”
“I think we should see what the facts bear out.”
“Fine. But I want you to call me every day, OK?”
“Yes.”
“Good-bye, Son. Be careful.”
“Good-bye, Mother. I will.”
I hang up and I look at Sheila Renfro, who is biting at her bottom lip.
“You don’t have to come,” she says.
“I want to.”
“It’s going to cause trouble for you with your mom.”
“I’m forty-two years old. I can do what I want.”
Sheila Renfro smiles just a bit at this, the kind of hidden smile she would give me back at the motel in Cheyenne Wells.
“She’s bossy,” she says.
I pee four more times throughout the afternoon. Twice I’m sitting in Sheila Renfro’s chair while she sits on the end of my bed, and those instances make it easier for me to stand, although I still need help getting to my feet. I’ve learned to anticipate the pain from my broken ribs, and at the moment I’m being pulled up I blow out my breath as hard as I can, which seems to help with the discomfort. It doesn’t cause all of the pain to go away, of course. Only when the ribs are fully healed will that happen. Dr. Banning, who comes and sees me one more time before dinner, assures me that will happen within the next few weeks.
After dinner—grilled chicken breast, rice, and cauliflower, which I despise and thus do not eat—Sheila and I watch another episode of Adam-12 on my bitchin’ iPhone. This one is called “Log 172: Boy, the Things You Do for the Job.” It’s the twenty-fourth episode of the first season, and it originally aired on March 22, 1969.
Sheila Renfro again puts her head next to mine as we watch on the tiny screen. In this episode, Officer Pete Malloy and Officer Jim Reed pull over a blonde who is driving recklessly in a foreign sports car. Officer Pete Malloy tells her that in addition to her considerable driving violations, she also has an expired driver’s license. This kind of flagrant disregard for the law flummoxes me, even on a TV show. As Officer Pete Malloy is writing the ticket, the blonde puts on her feminine wiles (I love the word “wiles”) and suggests that they have a date instead. Officer Pete Malloy, being a good, upstanding cop, declines her offer.
Sheila Renfro sits up and looks at me and says, “I bet your mom thinks all women act like that.”
I start to say something, but Sheila Renfro waves me off. “I’m sorry,” she says. “Listen, I’m not really up for watching this show. I’m just going to go to sleep, OK?”
I nod and leave it be, which is difficult.
“Good night, Edward,” Sheila Renfro says as she pulls the hospital blanket over herself.
“Good night, Sheila Renfro.”
TECHNICALLY SUNDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2011
I wake up at 1:33 a.m., as if I’ve been jolted. Usually, it’s a dream that causes an abrupt wake-up like this, but I can’t recall any dream. If I was having one, the visions associated with it have left my head.
But, in this case, I do not require a dream to be preoccupied. I’m worried about what my mother said to Sheila Renfro. I tried to get Sheila Renfro to talk about it as she was falling asleep, but she was having none of that conversation.
She said, “Forget it, Edward. It’s not important. Just get some rest, OK? Big day tomorrow.”
It is, indeed, a big day, and technically tomorrow is here. I’m leaving the hospital, first of all. Second of all, I’m going back to Cheyenne Wells to stay at Sheila Renfro’s motel while I recuperate (I love the word “recuperate”) for a few days. Sheila Renfro says she will feed me good food and make sure I exercise and even let me help her with some small repairs at the motel, or at least talk her through some repairs if my injuries don’t allow me to do them myself.
I have to be honest about this: the id
ea that someone would find me useful for small jobs is making me excited about going to Cheyenne Wells. After I was involuntarily separated from the Billings Herald-Gleaner, having something to do is what I missed most. Not the money. Not even hanging around with Scott Shamwell and listening to his creative cursing, which now I’ll have to curtail because Sheila Renfro does not like it. Once I was consigned (I love the word “consigned”) to my house after being involuntarily separated, I found that I had little interest in doing the household chores and repairs that filled my day before I had the job at the Herald-Gleaner. They no longer seemed important for a man who had been entrusted with painting parking lot lines and repairing inserter equipment and unplugging spray bars on the press. I suppose it’s haughty (I love the word “haughty”) of me to say that, but that’s how I felt.
As long as I’m being honest, I have to carry it over—I’m excited about spending more time with Sheila Renfro. I do not make friends easily, and the ones I have moved away from me in this shitburger of a year. To be able to make a new friend as easily as I have with Sheila Renfro—and under such difficult circumstances—makes me happy. I’ve also noticed that she’s a lot like me in that she’s no-nonsense and doesn’t spend a lot of time talking around things. If something needs to be done, she does it. She doesn’t talk about doing it. I appreciate that.
On the negative side, she does put more energy into conjecture and generalities than I am comfortable with. Take what she said about my mother as an example. I’m reasonably certain, from what I heard of their phone conversation, that my mother said something that upset Sheila Renfro. I don’t like that, but I cannot control what my mother says. Whatever my mother might have said, it’s no excuse for Sheila Renfro to extrapolate (I love the word “extrapolate”) that statement into a much broader assumption about my mother. Sheila Renfro said, “I bet she thinks all women are like that,” in reference to the Penny Lang character from Adam-12. I don’t know if Sheila Renfro was being serious about wanting to lay down a bet; if she was, she’s doubling down—that’s a gambling term—on assumption, and I think that’s a risky thing to do.
I also think it’s odd that I’m suddenly being fought over by women in my life. That’s never happened before. By the time my mother found out about Donna Middleton (now Hays) a few years ago, we had already been through some tough situations, like dealing with her mean ex-boyfriend Mike and learning how to be friends with each other, and my mother was just happy I’d found someone who liked me. Now I’ve made another friend, and my mother isn’t so happy, apparently. That’s not consistent behavior, and I think my mother owes me an explanation. She might even owe Sheila Renfro an apology, although it would be wrong to assume anything at this point.
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