Trolls Wearing Mittens
It was August, No WAIT! Maybe it was in June. You know what, I forgot when this happened so let's just say it was a Friday in Summer. Only it wasn't hot at all, it was freezing cold. I'd just left a band of monkeys. Literally a BAND of monkeys that play banjos. I was their opening act, I was a traveling comedian and I ended up in this place. Mount Peanut in the Snowy Mountains of Africa. I went after the show to schedule a flight to Europe (they love me there), I heard they opened up a new comedy lounge and thought they were in need of my talents. Of course, they put the airport on the other side of the mountain. I set off down the road, confident I'd make it. Even in the snowstorm which had just started. The road was slick and icy. I barely made it even halfway around the mountain before my car slipped and flipped off the road. I slid down the mountain side, snow flowing around my car. Of course, I kept my cool through all this. I didn't scream or cry or anything like that… Much. I could've sworn I heard the man on the radio speak a my vehicle plummeted. "Drivers beware, road conditions are severe. Best just stay off the roads." Good advice, too late. A large maple tree broke the fall of my rental car. I had only fallen about five hundred feet. And I wasn't at the bottom of the mountain yet, my car was sitting up against the tree on a small cliff.
But at the time, I couldn't tell where I was. There was so much snow packed on and around the car that I couldn't see out the windows. I laid in the car's front two seats. My cell phone had no bars and I had no other way to contact help. I must've fallen asleep shortly after I landed on the tree because I don't remember what exactly happened before a massive creature pulled me out of the driver's seat and slapped me over its lumpy shoulder. The beast held me to itself tightly. All I could do was look down as its big green tinted bare feet flopped through the snow beneath me. Each of its feet were the size of two of your own feet (assuming you have big feet) I didn't see any living thing as it slapped my rear end down on a cold hard log. I could hear the thing stomp away into the darkness. Suddenly there were more dark tall figures of all shapes and sizes surrounding me. It was terrifying, I threw my paws up over my handsome face to protect myself. "Don't Fear, Friend!" I heard a goofy gurgling voice say to me. I lowered my paws to look around and let my vision clear up. Then I saw hoards of Trolls all around me! Trolls!
"Charlie's Cat Tails" By: Charlie Page 5
