by Ian Dalton
"And you don’t hate me?"
"No, I think it’s hilarious. You told me how it had been so long since you had seen one and even longer since you’d seen a real one and on and on. You were very flattering about it. It was nice to hear."
"Is that all of it?" She made a face, dreading his response.
"Not quite." He held his hand out for her to pass him the joint. After taking a hit, he handed it back to her. "You—"
"Wait." She took her own long hit and held it ready for another possible emergency one.
He began again, "You... said that in order to make us... 'even-steven'— that was the totally hip term that you used—you needed to show me yours. Not only yours, but your newly-trimmed yours."
She looked at him, horrified. "I did?"
Lifting his eyebrows, he stated, "Nice work. You really did a great job with it."
She exhaled deeply. "So, we didn’t do it after that, did we?"
"You passed out; I covered you up, and that was the end of the story," Brian said, pride mixed with a little disappointment in his voice.
She took a long look at him, "Apparently, Ambien and wine do not mix."
He raised his eyebrows in agreement. "I kind of like the effect it has on you, though."
"Look, even after going through all that, we’ve been just friends. I think we've exercised perfect self-control in a semi-inappropriate way." Jillian then gave him an odd look that said maybe that came out wrong.
"So, friends it is." Brian gave her a big, over-the-top, high-off-his-ass nod.
"But we’re, like, friends with... not benefits, but something else..." Jillian said as she searched her mind for the right word.
"Like friends with... partial benefits."
She smiled. "Yes, partial benefits. I like it."
They paused, grinning at each other for a moment.
Suddenly confused, she narrowed her eyes. "It sounds good, but what exactly is it?"
"We need to figure it out... I think we just need to set up some ground rules first."
"Good idea—Rules?"
They each took a moment to ponder this, and then his eyes got big. "How about no touching?"
She curled her lip. "That’s a little too broad. I mean, what if I want to touch your arm? How about no touching... genitalia?"
He nodded with a big smile. "I like it. And if I’m not mistaken, we haven’t violated that one yet." He flashed a wicked smile at Jillian. "At least, I know I haven’t."
"Neither have I. I only looked," she replied quickly. "So, good. It’s settled, then. Rule Number One is no touching of each other’s genitalia."
He pondered this a second and then took another hit off the joint. "Breasts aren’t really considered genitalia, are they?"
He handed her the joint, and she took a deep hit. "Right. No, they aren’t. Is that a problem?"
"Well, you probably don’t want me to just grab your tits, or anything. That could jeopardize the whole F.W.P.B. relationship."
"F.W... what?" She narrowed her eyes, perplexed.
"Friends with Partial... F.W.P.B," he said with a rolling hand motion as her face lit up with recognition.
Her eyes opened wide. "And what about your ass?"
"What about my ass?" Brian asked, eagerly.
"It would probably violate," she motioned to him with her hand, "as you say, the whole F.W.P.B. thing, if I touched your ass."
"Football players pat each other’s asses."
She tried to process this. "So the ass is okay, but the ass…" she paused for emphasis with her finger moving from one imaginary word in front of her to the other, "…hole... is not."
"Exactly. You just can’t go around touching someone there."
"Unless, of course, you're having sex with him... or her."
"And sex is certainly against the rules here." After Jillian gave him a big nod, Brian added, "And that would knock your ass... hole out of contention also."
"Clearly."
"So no touching of genitals, breasts, or ass... holes," he said proudly.
"I think we can put Rule Number One to bed."
They both sat back, thinking for a moment. After brushing the hair from her face, she sat up in her chair and turned to him. "No telling anyone about F.W.P.B. People are so judgmental, and they wouldn’t understand it."
He met her gaze. "Just like Fight Club."
She looked blankly at him.
"The first rule of fight club is don’t tell anyone about fight club... Brad Pitt."
"Right, right, right." She nodded.
"So, that’s two." After taking a hit, she passed the joint to him.
"Okay, how about number three is no... kissing."
"Just no... mouth kissing." She smiled at her contribution. "A cheek kiss is probably safe."
"Definitely." Brian narrowed his eyes as if they had missed something obvious. "No mouth kissing or kissing any of the aforementioned areas in Rule Number One."
"Why don’t we just amend the first rule to be no touching or kissing of the mouth or any of those things defined in Rule Number One?" Jillian said, half proud of herself and half struggling with her logic.
He pursed his lips, trying to follow her reasoning. Then it came to him. "Two reasons. One: then it would be no touching of the mouth, and that doesn’t seem to be a problem; plus, having three rules makes it seem like we really, really did our homework here."
She thought a moment. "Agreed."
"So, we have our rules?"
"We have ‘em."
Brian stood and looked over the balcony at the pool. Jillian joined him, and there they remained for a few moments in silence.
He turned to her. "So, what the hell can we do?"
"Good question," she replied as they both tilted their heads skyward without any freaking idea what they could possibly do, given the semi-brilliant, yet somewhat restrictive, rules. She slipped her hair behind her ear, and then it hit her. "I’ve lived here ten years, and I’ve never once gone skinny dipping."
"I’ve never either." He pondered this for a moment. "I don’t think that violates any of the rules. It’s really a perfect F.W.P.B. activity, because you really shouldn’t swim alone."
"Swimming alone is dangerous."
Brian scoffed. "Let’s say you don’t have a significant other, just like the two of..." He pointed back and forth between them, making eyes at her. "Then who else could you possibly skinny dip with?"
"You just wouldn’t be able to do it." After holding her head high, proud of their accomplishment, her expression suddenly became serious. "But what if Rob comes home?"
"He’s staying at Laura’s all night." He gave her a big goofy smile.
Grinning at him, she pulled her shirt over her head, and tossed it on the chair. She shimmied out of her skirt and stood in front of him wearing another heart-stopping, matching bra-and-panty set.
"Do you have any more of that pot?" Brian asked.
"I do. I’ll get it and meet you in the pool."
He sat in the chair and struggled to quickly remove his shoes. Jillian unhooked her bra as she headed into the bedroom. Once his shoes were off, he stepped into the room and pulled off his shirt. He spotted her coming out of the bathroom bare ass naked and holding another joint in her hand with her mouth wide open as if to say "Look what I found." Smiling, she rushed out the door and into the hall.
Brian sprang into action. He attempted to remove his shorts while on the run, got caught up, and fell to the carpet next to the bed. He flipped over, hurriedly pulled off all his remaining clothes, and started after her. Before he made it through the bedroom door, he heard her splash into the pool.
When Brian reached the pool, Jillian was floating on her back with the moonlight shining on her beautiful breasts. He stood, nude, watching her from the edge of the pool for a moment, and then dove in and swam under the water across the pool. When he came back to the surface of the water, he found her by the pool’s edge, lighting the new joint. She looked at hi
m. "I think I’m really f’ing high, but I feel like I’m thinking so incredibly clearly right now."
He nodded. "I know exactly what you mean. This must be some special, new, clear-thinking blend of marijuana."
"I think you’re right." She set the joint down on the patio and swam to the center of the pool to join him.
Brian gave her a serious look. "I’m sure compliments are fine, aren’t they?"
Jillian shook her head enthusiastically.
"You have really freaking amazing breasts—like world-class, amazing tits. And your ass, I uh saw it just briefly as you ran by, but really the whole package... how are you not married, again? It makes absolutely no sense and, uh…" His words trailed off a little shyly at the end.
"You are thinking clearly." Jillian grinned. "I think you are an incredible young man, and any girl would be lucky to be with you. Natalie will realize that soon, I’m sure of it."
"Thanks." He smiled genuinely. "This partial benefits thing is great, because sometimes you just want to look at a really nice set of breasts. And you don’t want to go on the Internet."
"Too creepy," Jillian said.
"You don’t want to go to a strip club."
"Too sleazy."
He lifted his palms up and widened his eyes. "And you currently find yourself sans girlfriend."
Shaking her head sadly, she gazed at him. "Just plain sad."
"But with this situation, when the mood strikes, I could just say, 'Please, show me your breasts.' Not just any breasts; ones so beautiful that Picasso would have killed to paint them, by the way." Jillian nodded a thank you, and he continued, "And if I did ask, and you were in the mood, you would do it."
"Are you asking?"
"I am!"
Jillian swam over to the edge, grabbed the joint, took a hit, and then began to hoist herself from the pool, her gorgeous ass staring right at him for a few seconds. She stayed in that wonderful position as she kicked her feet and struggled to lift herself from the water. Breathlessly, he watched her.
Turning, she sat on the edge to face him and then held her breasts together for his pleasure.
"Nice." Brian swam over to her, grabbed the joint, and took a hit. He put it back down, moved directly in front of her, grabbed one of her feet, and began to massage it. "This is also within the rules."
Laughing, she leaned back, really enjoying the rub as he studied her foot in the moonlight. "Jesus, even your feet are, like, perfectly-shaped, your toes are exquisite, and..."
She gazed down at him. "I’m really starting to like this whole thing."
He began rubbing her foot harder, more sensually, as he wore a serious expression. "And when we play tennis, it’s like we’re... we’re so in sync."
She looked at him, breathing heavily and nodding as if he were stealing the words right out of her mouth.
Brian gently kissed her foot. "Also, not rule-breaking behavior." He kissed each one of her toes while she stared at him desperately. Then he gently placed her foot back into the water, swam out to the center of the pool, and treaded water. After catching her breath, she slipped into the pool and followed him.
She treaded water alongside him with her breathing a little quieter now. "I’ve never been so connected, attracted, and in tune with another person in my life, and yet I don’t need to actually have sex with you. I mean, I’d love to really screw your brains out right now, but..."
He gave her a casual look. "Oh, me also."
Jillian started again, "But since we can’t, for obvious reasons, I’m so totally fine with this arrangement."
"We’ve only known each other, like, five days, but it seems like forever. I could go on like this for years and years."
"Yes," Jillian said wholeheartedly while spinning and treading water.
Brian mimicked her silly spin move. "That tiebreak we played the other day was like..." They each stopped spinning and gazed into each other’s eyes as Brian collected his thoughts and then continued, "…sex. That last long point, where we were both focused and absolutely nailing the ball and pushing each other to the limit was like... our sex, you know? And when you won the point with that amazing shot, and we both just were trying to catch our breath, it was like we... we came together."
She looked at him like she wanted to fuck the rules and him right along with them there in the water.
He stared deeply into her eyes. "We don’t have to fuck, because when we play tennis, it’s like we’re fucking. When we play, it feels like I’m inside you, you know?"
"Uh-huh," was all she could manage to say.
They continued treading water, just staring as each other for a few seconds longer while barely breathing. Pulling himself back to reality, he shook his head quickly, then moved away from her. He was slightly more in control at that moment than she was as he swam over to take a hit off the joint. He turned back to her and looked her in the eye. "I’m completely hard just talking about that tiebreak."
"Let’s see," Jillian said breathlessly.
Brian quickly switched to the backstroke and his fully-erect penis stuck out of the water in her full view as he swam toward her. He said, "Are we really that high, or is this whole partial benefits thing just about the best fucking idea that two people ever came up with?"
She nodded in silence, unable to take her eyes off his erection.
"My dick is so hard right now, but I don’t really need to sleep with you."
"Uh, huh. Best... idea... ever," she said softly and completely unconvinced.
"Do you have any more of that pot that I can take back to school with me?"
Before she could answer, the lights in the house blasted on. Her eyes went to the patio door. "Oh no."
Brian looked over, and they both swam to the edge of the pool closest to the house. Rob appeared at the door, carrying a beer. Jillian pulled Brian over a few feet, under the cover of the diving board, as Rob walked out to the patio and sat at the table, about fifteen feet away. Jillian and Brian held perfectly still and silently giggled just out of Rob’s view. After putting out the joint, she gently waved the smoke away.
Rob took a sip from his beer, pulled out his cell phone, and typed a text message. When he received a reply, he let out a huge belch and a string of expletives, and then typed another message. He finished his beer in a few big chugs, and then he farted loudly. The high couple in the pool covered their mouths to keep themselves from bursting out laughing while Rob stood and went into the house. As he closed the door, Jillian smiled until she heard the sound of the door being locked.
"Oh shit," she said, as her smile quickly morphed into a frown.
"Oh shit, what?"
"He locked us out."
"What are we going to do?" Brian smiled, his high still in full swing.
"He’ll never believe that we’re just two friends taking a late-night nude swim."
"Do you have a towel or anything out here?"
"Nothing."
"Shit!"
They watched as the lights on the first level of the house were turned off. Quietly getting out of the pool, she made her way to the patio door. She attempted to open it and every window on the back of the house and found them all to be locked. Smiling broadly, Brian admired the look of her body from his vantage point in the pool.
She looked back at him and snapped, "Are you coming?"
29
Jillian and Brian snuck around to the front of the house. Checking the front door and windows, she found them all locked. They rushed over to her car, found it unlocked, and climbed into the backseat. Jillian leaned over into the front seat to reach the glove box and search for a spare key. While she did, Brian sat back and admired the view. He placed a hand on her ass, and she turned to glare at him.
He looked at her confidently. "I was nowhere near the, uh—"
"Is this really the time?" She gave him a tired look.
He rolled his eyes a little as she closed the glove box and then returned to the back seat without the key. Sitt
ing back, she put on a serious expression. "I know... Victoria has a spare key, and she only lives two blocks away."
She gave him the address and explicit instructions to return quickly with the key.
He opened the door, got out of the car, and quietly headed off. As he walked toward Victoria’s, he was having a hard time keeping a straight face because of the lingering effects of the pot. He snuck down the street, completely naked and trying to stay out of sight, while repeating the address over and over so he wouldn’t forget. "Fourteen Seventeen. Fourteen Seventeen." When he reached the correct address, he rushed to the front door, rang the bell, and waited without bothering to cover his groin. Victoria looked through the sidelight to check who was there. When she saw it was Brian and that he was completely naked, she ripped open the door and yanked him inside before he had a chance to say a thing.
Closing the door, she stood with a grin on her face, just admiring his body. He stood before her with his arms folded, wearing an impaired glassy-eyed stare. Her eyes finally traveled up to his face. "Does Jillian know you’re here?"
"She sent me." Victoria smiled widely until he added, "She sent me to get her spare key." Looking down, he noticed everything was completely out and quickly covered it up with both hands. "Sorry about that."
She glanced down, frowned, and then back to his face. "Don’t worry about it. Why do you need the spare key?"
"We kinda locked ourselves out."
"Naked?"
"Well, yes, we were swimming, and Rob locked us out."
"You guys did it!" She shot him a big grin.
"No, we decided to just be friends. Only friends. It’s way too complicated, and I’m still in love with Natalie—at least, I think I am. She can do this thing with her leg—"
"Friends who swim naked together in a pool?" she interrupted as she shook her head, confused.
"Exactly! We have this whole cool arrangement called friends—" He stopped himself, remembering the rules. Turning a fake key on his lips, he shut them tight.
She looked at him like he was crazy. Then she remembered Jillian telling her not to touch Brian until she made up her mind if she was going to pursue a relationship with him. It sure sounded like she had made up her mind. Victoria pondered this while looking at Brian’s pecs. "Where’s Jillian?"
