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by Maryka Biaggio




  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, organizations, places, events, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

  Copyright © 2013 by Maryka Biaggio

  All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Doubleday, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, and in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto.

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  Jacket design by Emily Mahon

  Jacket illustration © Horst P. Horst

  Photo compositing and colorization by SOS Creative LLC.

  LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOGING-IN-PUBLICATION DATA

  Biaggio, Maryka

  Parlor games : a novel / Maryka Biaggio. — 1st ed.

  p. cm.

  1. Swindlers and swindling—Fiction. 2. Female offenders—Fiction. 3. Pinkerton’s National Detective Agency—Fiction.

  I. Title

  PS3602.I14P37 2013

  813′.6—dc23

  2012005514

  eISBN: 978-0-385-53623-3

  v3.1

  For my parents, Phyllis and Bill,

  who made it all possible

  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  The Trial: You Be the Judge: Menominee, Michigan—January 22, 1917

  My Humble Origins: From Illinois to Michigan—1869–1884

  My Preliminary Education: Menominee—1884–1887

  The Trial: Frank’s Charges: Menominee—January 22, 1917

  Chicago Big and Brash: Chicago—June–August 1887

  A Start for Pauline Davidson: Chicago—August 1887

  Surprising Encounters: Chicago—August–October 1887

  A Letter from Frank: Menominee—January 23, 1917

  The Trial: My Lawyer’s Statement: Menominee—January 23, 1917

  A Delicate Juncture: Chicago—October–November 1887

  The Trial: Frank Takes the Stand: Menominee—January 23, 1917

  Proposals and Propositions: Chicago—November 1887–June 1888

  Matters of the Heart: Chicago—June 1888

  My First Diamonds: Milwaukee and Menominee—June–November 1888

  The Trial: The Value of a Dollar: Menominee—January 24, 1917

  The Wilds of Portland: Portland, Oregon—December 1888–November 1889

  San Francisco’s Charms: November–December 1889

  Spoiled Spoils: San Francisco—December 1889–April 1890

  Out of the Frying Pan: San Francisco—April 1890

  The Trial: Gifts Given and Promised: Menominee—January 24–25, 1917

  The Forbidding Orient: Shanghai to Hong Kong—April–June 1890

  Americans in Tokyo: Tokyo—1890–1891

  My Own Dear Johnny: Tokyo—1891

  The Trial: A Matter of Calculation: Menominee—January 26, 1917

  A Journey of Soul Searching: Tokyo to Vancouver—June 1891

  From Menominee to New York: 1891

  London Airs: New York and London—1891–1892

  The Trial: Loans and Checks: Menominee—January 26, 1917

  The Sacrifices of Marriage: Dalfsen and London—1892–1901

  Acquisitions Old and New: From London to Arkansas—September–October 1901

  The Bonds of Family and Friends: To Menominee—October–November 1901

  Gene and Frank: Chicago and Pittsburgh—1902

  For Rudolph’s Family: New York to Mexico—October–November 1902

  One Last Bid: Mexico City—November 1902

  Love, So Hard to Resist: Mexico City—November 1902–January 1903

  Heartache on Heartache: Mexico City to Arkansas to New York—January–February 1903

  Whatever Will I Do?: New York and Pittsburgh—February 1903

  Another Letter from Frank: Menominee—January 27, 1917

  The Wax and Wane of Hope: New York—March–May 1903

  My Years of Wandering: New York and Menominee—1903–1905

  Dr. Ernest Whidbey: On the Atlantic—April 1905

  The Trial: The Proper Way to Conduct a Trial: Menominee—January 29, 1917

  An Agreeable Arrangement: London—1905–1907

  Flirting with Danger: The Mediterranean—March 1907–March 1908

  The Trial: Trivialities: Menominee—January 30, 1917

  What Are the Risks?: London and Monte Carlo—1908–1910

  An Immoral Consideration: London—1910

  Checkmate: From London to Egypt and New York—1910–1912

  The Trial: Daisy Takes the Stand: Menominee—January 31, 1917

  A Desperate Letter from Frank: Menominee—January 31, 1917

  The Trial: To the Jury: Menominee—February 1, 1917

  The Verdict: From Menominee to Points Beyond—February 1917

  A Game of Cat and Mouse: The End of the Line—February 1917

  Dispatch: 1918

  Acknowledgments

  Bibliography and Resources

  About the Author

  A single bad act no more constitutes a villain in life than a single bad part on the stage. The passions, like the managers of a playhouse, often force men upon parts without consulting their judgement, and sometimes without any regard to their talents.… Upon the whole, then, the man of candour and of true understanding is never hasty to condemn.

  —HENRY FIELDING, Tom Jones

  THE TRIAL

  YOU BE THE JUDGE

  MENOMINEE, MICHIGAN—JANUARY 22, 1917

  I believe, dear reader—and these words come from the bottom of my heart—that I can truly trust you. Look at yourself. You’ve sought out my story; you’re willing to hear me out through these many pages. Who but a worldly and curious soul would undertake such a journey? Why, already I discern in you the intellect and refinement of a person with an open heart and nimble mind. You and I, my new friend, will become well acquainted over the course of this tale.

  But you’ll want me to proceed with the telling. That’s what you’ve come for, and I’ll not thwart your wishes a moment longer. So choose your favorite spot—a divan in a sumptuous hotel suite, the leather chair in front of your blazing fireplace, or a sun-soaked bench in a sculpture garden—any place, really, where we might enjoy the luxury of uninterrupted time together, and I will tell you the tale of the most dangerous woman in the world—or so the Pinkertons dubbed me.

  Today was the first day of my trial in the booming metropolis of Menominee. I narrowed my attire choices down to an indigo dress or a modest black dress with fluted collar. Looking at the black dress, I thought, heavens, it’s no funeral, and donned the blue one. It hugged my torso in a becoming manner, but still struck the serious and formal note required of the occasion. I kept my jewelry to a minimum: a simple sapphire necklace and matching earrings; the carved gold bracelet the Baron gave me on our first wedding anniversary; and my three-stone diamond ring with garland filigrees. As much as I love my jewels, this was no time for ostentation.

  With the trial slated to open at two in the afternoon, my brothers and I enjoyed a leisurely luncheon at home. Then Paul drove us through swirling snow to the courthouse in his 1916 Apperson Jack Rabbit. He’s so proud of that car—with its spruce-green exterior and leather seats as comfortable as a sofa. But, then, his automobile business does stock the latest models in the Upper Peninsula.

  “I believe, Paul,” I observed from the back seat, “that Mr. Apperson has taught Henry Ford a thing or two with this car.”

  Gene, who sat beside me, said, “
Taught him how to build the most expensive thing on wheels is what he’s done.”

  I chuckled—Gene and I fell easily into the sport of teasing our older sibling—and added, “Now, if only you could find a buyer for it in Menominee.”

  Paul pivoted his blocky head in my direction. “If I get the chance to sell it.”

  I resented Paul’s insinuation that he stood to lose property in the lawsuit. After Papa’s passing, Paul had ordained himself head of the family, even though the best he’d ever managed was a lumber worker’s salary—that is, until I financed his automobile business. In truth, the responsibility for substantial support of the family had always fallen to me.

  I reached over the front seat and patted Paul’s shoulder. “You needn’t worry. Have I ever let you down?”

  “You’re coming damn close,” said Paul.

  “Oh, don’t make it harder than it already is,” Gene said. “None of us likes being dragged to court.”

  I could always count on Gene to take my side whenever Paul goaded me. With a winking nod to Gene, I said, “I’m sure it will all come out fine.”

  Everyone should have a brother like Gene. He’s as loyal as a musketeer, always ready to serve up merriment, and dashing to boot. Today he sported a trim charcoal-gray suit; Paul wore a baggy black jacket and shiny-with-wear wool pants. Gene, at six foot two, surpasses Paul in height and carries himself as erect as a proud stallion. Gene has the sort of looks that beguile women—twinkly blue eyes, a shapely mustache, and tawny-brown hair. Paul, stouter of build and perpetually glum, has only managed to attract a dowdy wife who disdains the revelry Gene and I naturally fall into. How perfectly provident that Gene, and not dull Paul, was named after our charming father.

  Paul eased up on the accelerator as we rounded the corner onto Ogden Avenue. Wagon and car wheel ruts grooved the snow-packed streets, and our car jostled over the ridges, bouncing us up and down on our seats. Between buildings and in storefront cul-de-sacs, a gusting wind played the snowdrifts, skimming snow off their thin peaks and carving them into lopsided mounds. The drying cold of winter that hangs in the air even during a snowstorm pricked my bare cheeks and neck; I clutched the folds of my moleskin coat against its bite.

  We approached Foster’s Dry Goods, and I spied Mr. and Mrs. Foster standing as still as mannequins, gazing out the window. As we drove by, the couple stretched their necks to study us, making no attempt at a greeting.

  Gene leaned forward and gripped Paul’s seat. “Look at the Fosters admiring your car.”

  Paul trained his eyes straight ahead. “More likely trying to spot our notorious sister.”

  “Well, you’re wise to drive this car around town,” I said, intent on nudging Paul back to some measure of civility. “Surely it’s good for business.”

  Not that Menominee offers much by way of business. I’ve seen cities all over the world—Chicago, sparkling and booming after the Great Fire; Portland, brash as the Wild West; Shanghai, steeped in trade and mystery; and London, civilized and regal. This town, however, has “bust” written all over it: the sorry storefronts bleached as ashen as driftwood; many of its once-booming lumber mills shuttered; the ice-encrusted shores of Lake Michigan impassable for months on end; and the surrounding forests, once thick with white pine, nearly all logged out. All in all, a rather pitiful place. As for me, I’d rather roast in the Mojave than live in Menominee. The only good thing that comes of being stuck here for this trial is the chance to enjoy my brothers’ company.

  We parked beside the courthouse, among a hodgepodge of Tin Lizzies and horse-drawn wagons and carriages. The piebald mare only a few feet away drooped her head as snow collected in splotchy blankets on her contoured back. At the slamming of our car doors she neither budged nor blinked. The poor thing—what a shame that this trial forced her to endure such numbing cold.

  Positioning myself between Paul and Gene, I hooked a hand under each one’s arm, and they escorted me through the front door and up to the second-floor courtroom. Paul opened the door and I stepped forward.

  Townspeople had absolutely mobbed the courtroom—to say nothing of the eight to ten newsmen with writing pads at the ready. As we walked in, heads turned and followed us. On the water-stained wood floor, snow melted and puddled around the onlookers’ feet. Coats, gloves, and farmers’ boots gave off wet-wool, stale-dirt, and manure odors. The pungent brew tickled my nose; I swept my wrist under my nostrils to supplant the stench with my Jasmin perfume.

  As we marched along, Gene exchanged soft hellos with several people seated on the aisle. Holding my chin up proudly, I smiled and nodded at those who dared to cast their probing gaze my way.

  I wasn’t surprised that nearly half the town had shown up for the trial; it’s been the talk of the Upper Peninsula for months now. If I had to live here season after season, I’d consider it the highlight of the year, too. Imagine how it’s been these past months: On afternoons when their husbands toiled at the mill or factory, women gathered over their needlework to speculate and gossip about me. That’s not to say the men are uninterested. Oh, no, I can’t walk ten feet in this town without a man’s eyes trailing me—surreptitiously if his wife is on hand, but even if she isn’t, never so boldly as to require a chastening from a sister, the pastor, or whoever might observe him ogling that “swindler May,” as the town’s women have likely christened me. Why, I wasn’t even surprised to hear they’d been rehashing what turned out to be a mistaken pregnancy by hometown boy Robby Jacobsen.

  Oh, yes, the womenfolk of Menominee had flocked to the courthouse, and as I stood unfastening my coat at the defendant’s table, I noticed they weren’t too proud to stare. Most of the crowd was older—women without children or chores, I imagine—all gussied up in their Sunday best with their hair neatly combed and hats pinned in place. They packed into the rows and chattered away like youngsters on a sleigh ride. The smattering of husbands accompanying their wives sat hunched over, clutching their hats two-handed, pretending a lack of interest. The fact is, they were all there because this trial is the most exciting thing that’s happened around here since the great train heist of ’93. Well, who can begrudge them the diversion and entertainment my trial offers?

  But such a bleak place the courtroom was, with plain, stiff-backed chairs in the jury box and pew benches for onlookers. Bare lightbulbs hung from twisted brown cords and lit the room as bright as new snow. All the sounds around me—the bailiff’s clacking heels, my lawyer and his associate’s whispered exchanges, and the buzz of conversation from the crowd—bounced off the high, unadorned white walls like the bleats of animals shut up in a barn.

  I took my seat on the hardwood chair next to my attorney, greeted him, and smoothed the folds of my skirt. Through the tall windows lining the room, only bare, spindly treetops could be glimpsed, as if the architect intended to intimidate with narrow, jail-style windows. Radiators pinged, wafting the tinny scent of melting snow on their waves.

  The bailiff announced, “All rise,” and the assembly shuffled to its feet. Judge Flanagan strutted in, his black gown trailing over the bench steps.

  And so began my trial. Now, I’ve made a bargain with you, gentle reader, and I intend to keep my end of it. I will tell you my story—all of it—and truthfully, as I’ve never been able to tell anyone before. Then you can decide: Were my actions justified? You, my discerning reader, are the most important juror. You have the advantage of hearing the whole story, straight from the one who lived it. So I say to you now, without hesitation or compunction, hear me out, and then you be the judge.

  MY HUMBLE ORIGINS

  FROM ILLINOIS TO MICHIGAN—1869–1884

  For the longest time my mother claimed I was born in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Being French Canadian, she loved all things French. French women, she told me, grasp the importance of appearance and station—they never pass up a chance to impress with looks or feign eminence with the little white lie. And Eau Claire is a lovely name for a town. But I wasn’t actually born there.
Not that the place of one’s birth matters much, but I’ve promised to tell the whole story.

  I was born in 1869 in the village of Fox River Grove, about forty miles northwest of Chicago. My family moved away before I took my first steps, so I never explored the shores of the Fox River myself. But it was an auspicious place for my birth: It’s become a lovely resort area, with a gorgeous luxury hotel and famous ski jump.

  Back in the 1860s, the Ojibwa Indians gathered in Fox River Grove every winter to sell furs and beadwork. My older brother, Paul, told me Papa used to visit their settlement and trade firewater for beaded necklaces and bracelets, which he sold to laborers in the area for gifts to send their wives. That Papa, he was an enterprising sort.

  We came to reside in Fox River Grove because a Mr. Opardy had purchased eighty acres on the Fox River and set out to build a vacation estate there. When Papa heard about the big purchase, he hastened to Illinois and offered his services. He told Mr. Opardy that he’d managed a restaurant in Michigan, and Mr. Opardy hired him on the spot to cook for his building crew.

  Papa had never actually managed anything before that job, but he always said you’ve got to sell what you’ve got, even if all you’ve got is salesmanship. By the time the cooking job ended, Papa had accumulated sufficient funds to move our family to Muskegon, Michigan. He secured a contract on a saloon, a simple log-cabin affair on the shores of Muskegon Lake. He named it Dancing Waters, but the locals called it The Watering Hole. Papa loved being by the water and dreamed of sailing up the St. Lawrence and all the way to France to see Paris, which he pronounced “Pa-REE.” Someday, he promised, he would take me there, to see the Seine and a ballet.

  What can you say about a child’s life? My parents were strict about school. Papa lectured me dozens of times about how I’d need an education to land a well-to-do husband; he made me promise I’d never settle for some idler who rented a room over a tavern. After dinner each evening, Maman insisted that Paul and I sit at the table to recite from our McGuffey Reader while she stoked the stove and scrubbed the dinner plates and pots. I was always ahead of my classmates because of listening to Paul reel off his verb conjugations and multiplication tables. If you ask me, Maman made us recite our lessons as much for herself as for Paul and me—I believe it counted as entertainment for her, since Papa was away for long hours and she spent her days baking, laundering, cooking lye and potash into soap, and filling seamstress orders.

 

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