CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1 BATTLE OF THE BOARDS
CHAPTER 2 KITTY BITTER
CHAPTER 3 CAT ’N’ LOUSE
CHAPTER 4 MEOW FACTOR
CHAPTER 5 SLICK TRICK
CHAPTER 6 SQUEALS ON WHEELS
CHAPTER 7 REMOTELY IMPOSSIBLE
CHAPTER 8 FETCHING FIND
CHAPTER 9 PIZZA PIE SPY
CHAPTER 10 DOUBLE TROUBLE
About the Author
Chapter 1
BATTLE OF THE BOARDS
“Wow!” eight-year-old Joe Hardy exclaimed. “Check out all the kids here to watch the skateboarders practice!”
Joe and his nine-year-old brother, Frank, gazed at the crowd gathered around the obstacle course. It had been set up in the park for the Bayport Skateboard Challenge in just two days.
“They’re probably here to see Diesel Diffendorfer practice,” Frank figured. “He’s Bayport’s skateboard champ.”
Their friend Chet Morton shook his head. “I think everyone’s here for the Easy Cheesy Mac and Cheese truck,” he said, “and their famous fried mac-and-cheese balls!”
The Easy Cheesy truck was parked a few feet away. The macaroni-and-cheese company was holding the skateboarding contest that Saturday.
“I heard the winner of the skateboard contest gets free mac and cheese the rest of the summer,” Chet shared excitedly. “And summer just started!”
Frank and Joe traded grins. If Diesel was Bayport’s champ skateboarder, Chet was Bayport’s champion snacker!
“The winner also gets a gift card to the Complete Athlete store downtown,” Frank added.
“Plus free skateboard lessons from a national pro!” Joe chimed in.
Chet thought for a moment, then shrugged and said, “Who needs that? Let’s load up on mac and cheese!”
“Mac and cheese?” a girl’s voice piped up. “Seriously?”
Frank, Joe, and Chet turned to see Daisy Zamora from school. Following Daisy were her six-year-old twin brothers Matty and Scotty.
The Zamoras owned the Pizza Palace restaurant on Bay Street, and Daisy never let anyone forget it.
“Did you ever see mac and cheese topped with pepperoni, mushrooms, or peppers?” Daisy demanded. “Did you?”
“Uh . . . what’s your point, Daisy?” Frank asked.
“Our pizzas taste way better than boring mac and cheese,” Daisy said, handing each of them a coupon. “And today we’re giving free toppings on all slices and pies.”
“Nothing says yummy like pizza in your tummy!” Matty declared. “Scotty and I made that up.”
“Plus,” Daisy went on, “if you order any size pie, it will be delivered to your home with a free Pizza Palace Frisbee.”
“A Frisbee, huh?” Joe said. “Thanks, Daisy, but we were just about to have some fried mac-and-cheese balls.”
The twins’ mouths dropped open.
“Fried mac-and-cheese balls?” Scotty exclaimed. “That’s yummy for the tummy too!”
“Can we get some, Daisy?” Matty asked his sister. “Puh-leeeeeze?”
Daisy glared at her brothers. “If more and more kids eat macaroni and cheese,” she said, “then our pizza place will go out of business.”
“So?” Matty asked.
“So don’t expect those new scooters you wanted!” Daisy snapped.
The twins stared, horrified, at Daisy, then at each other. They then hurried after Daisy to the next group of kids.
“Pizza Palace will never go out of business,” Joe joked. “Not while Chet is around!”
“For sure,” Chet agreed. “I may like mac and cheese, but pizza will always have my heart!”
The boys began walking toward the truck until a grinding noise stopped them in their tracks. Glancing back, they saw Diesel Diffendorfer carving his skateboard in their direction.
A tiny dog stood in Diesel’s path. He jumped his skateboard over the dog, showed off with a kick-flip, then continued toward the Hardys and Chet.
“Hey!” Joe shouted as the three jumped to the side.
Diesel screeched to a stop, the nose of his board only inches away from Frank, Joe, and Chet. He popped his flame-painted skateboard out from under his feet.
“Oops,” Diesel said, catching the board under one arm. “Sorry about that.”
“Sorry?” Joe exclaimed. “You did that on purpose, Diesel, and you know it.”
Diesel opened his mouth to speak as another voice called out, “Hardy, har, har!”
Frank and Joe traded eye rolls. They knew that laugh anywhere. It was nine-year-old Adam Ackerman, school bully and now best buds with Diesel!
“Where are your skateboards?” Adam sneered as he approached. “Oh wait, the contest probably doesn’t allow training wheels.”
“Very funny,” Chet retorted. “Maybe Frank and Joe have better things to do—like being the best detectives in Bayport and maybe the world!”
“Second best in Bayport,” Joe said with a smile. “Our dad is a private investigator.”
As Joe spoke, he secretly placed a hand over the back pocket that held his clue book. The small notebook was where he and Frank wrote down all their clues and suspects. If Adam saw it, he would grab it for sure!
“Detectives!” Diesel scoffed. He twirled a wheel on his skateboard and said, “Who wants to be that when you can be skateboard king like me?”
“King?” Joe raised an eyebrow. “Or joker?”
In a flash Adam loomed over Joe. “I dare you to find a better skateboarder than Diesel, Hardy,” he growled.
From the corner of his eye, Joe could see Frank and Chet coming to his rescue. Luckily, they didn’t have to. . . .
“Hey, Diesel!” a voice shouted. “How about a selfie?”
Joe looked over Adam’s shoulder to see three kids racing over. They all wore T-shirts reading, GO DIESEL!
“Hey, it’s my fan club!” Diesel said excitedly. “Adam, dude, watch while I get totally worshipped.”
Adam shot Joe one last glare, then left to join Diesel and the fans.
“A whole summer of Adam Ackerman,” Joe groaned as they walked on to the mac-and-cheese truck. “Is it too late to go to camp?”
“I know a skateboarder who would wipe the floor with Diesel Diffendorfer,” said Chet. “That would show Adam.”
“Who’s better than Diesel?” Frank asked.
Chet pulled a small computer tablet out of his backpack. He opened YouTube, then searched for a video of Skeeter the Skateboarding Cat.
“The skateboarder is a cat?” Frank asked, surprised.
“Our aunt Trudy started rescuing stray cats,” Joe added. “By now she must have over a hundred in her apartment over our garage.”
“You’re going to wish your aunt Trudy rescued this cat!” Chet said. He held the tablet as the video played. “Watch and be amazed!”
Frank and Joe watched wide-eyed as the gray-and-white tabby cat ran his skateboard down a ramp and over a rail, then jumped obstacles like a pro!
“Wow!” Frank exclaimed.
“Skeeter is awesome!” Joe declared.
“Here’s the best part,” Chet said. “Skeeter’s owner is named Carlos Martinez. He’s nine, and his family just moved to Bayport.”
“How do you know?” Frank asked.
“How else?” Chet asked with a grin. “Skeeter has his own website.”
Joe scrunched his brow thoughtfully. “Martinez . . . Martinez,” he said before looking at Frank. “Didn’t Mom just sell a house to a family named Martinez?”
Frank nodded. Their mom, Laura Hardy, was a real estate agent in Bayport.
“Mom did say something about a kid named Carlos being in my grade in the fall,” Frank said. “That
must be him.”
“So Skeeter must be his cat,” Chet said excitedly.
Joe smiled. It was cool having a pet celebrity in their hometown. It was also cool to have a new kid around.
“Why don’t we go over and say hi to Carlos?” Joe suggested. “He probably wants to make new friends.”
“We can meet Skeeter, too,” Chet said, then quickly added, “After mac and cheese!”
The boys lunched on fried mac-and-cheese balls and lemonade before leaving the park for the Martinez house.
“Are you sure this is where Carlos lives?” Chet asked after reaching Tidewater Street. “There’s no name on the mailbox.”
“Mom told us it was the only yellow house on this street,” Frank said as they faced the yellow house with the green roof. “And this is it.”
The boys started up the path to the front door. Joe was about to ring the bell when he heard a rumbling noise.
“What’s that?” Joe asked.
“It sounds like it’s coming from the backyard,” Frank said. “Let’s check it out.”
The noise grew louder and louder as Frank, Joe, and Chet walked along the side of the house. When they reached the backyard, they couldn’t believe their eyes. . . .
“Holy cannoli!” Joe exclaimed.
Set up in the Martinezes’ backyard was an elaborate course of rails, ramps, and quarter pipes. Running a skateboard through the course was a gray-and-white cat!
“I think we’re looking at Skeeter!” Frank said.
“I think we’re looking at the next Bayport skateboarding champ!” Joe declared.
Two of Skeeter’s paws were planted on the board as it zoomed up and down a quarter pipe. The boys watched in awe as the cat spun his board around and around!
A boy wearing a T-shirt and shorts walked over to Frank, Joe, and Chet. “Pretty awesome, huh?” he asked.
“Totally!” Joe agreed. “I’ll bet you’re Carlos!”
“I’ll bet you’re right!” Carlos said with a grin.
Frank, Joe, and Chet introduced themselves. Skeeter needed no introduction.
“Have you seen Skeeter’s videos?” Carlos asked.
“Your cat is a superstar,” Joe said with a grin. “Isn’t it time to make him a champion?”
“What do you mean?” said Carlos.
“Enter him in the Bayport Skateboard Challenge on Saturday,” Chet chimed in excitedly.
Frank couldn’t believe his ears. “Are you guys serious?” he asked Joe and Chet. “How do we know the contest even allows cats?”
“It will now!” Chet insisted. “Frank, a skateboarding cat would be great publicity for the Easy Cheesy truck.”
“Chet’s right,” Joe agreed. “The owner would be nuts to say no.”
“I would be too,” Carlos declared happily. “What a cool way to introduce Skeeter—and myself—to Bayport!”
Carlos turned to his cat and said, “What do you say, Skeeter?”
“Meeeeooowww!” Skeeter howled before jumping a patio chair and landing on his board.
“Diesel Diffendorfer,” Joe declared, “you are about to meet your match!”
Chapter 2
KITTY BITTER
“I knew the Martinezes had a cat,” Laura Hardy said as she chopped a stalk of celery into tiny pieces. “But I had no idea that he could skateboard!”
The Hardys were in the kitchen preparing dinner. Frank and Joe had just told their dad, mom, and Aunt Trudy all about Skeeter.
“He doesn’t just skateboard, Mom,” Joe explained. “This cat does extreme tricks!”
“That’s pretty amazing,” Fenton Hardy said.
“Really, Fenton?” Aunt Trudy scoffed as she filled the water pitcher. “I find it extremely disturbing.”
“Why, Aunt Trudy?” Frank asked.
“You know how much I like cats,” Aunt Trudy said, placing the pitcher on the counter with a clunk. “And cats should be cats.”
When everyone looked confused, Aunt Trudy explained. “Cats weren’t meant to ride skateboards. They were meant to sit on windowsills, watching the birds outside. They were meant to swat at butterflies—and chase mice!”
“Mice?” Mr. Hardy said as he pulled dishes from the kitchen cabinet. “I hope there aren’t any mice in your apartment, Trudy!”
“How many cats have you rescued over the years, Aunt Trudy?” Joe asked. “Three hundred?”
Aunt Trudy chuckled. “You know, I’m not sure. Let’s just say that a mouse hasn’t had a chance in my apartment for a long time.”
“Hey, look!” Frank said, pointing to the small TV on the counter. “There’s Skeeter now!”
All eyes turned to the TV. On it was a local news reporter interviewing Carlos Martinez. In Carlos’s arms was Skeeter the cat!
“Now that Skeeter will be competing in the Bayport Skateboard Challenge, do you think he has a chance to win?” Kimberly Post, the reporter, asked Carlos.
“Skeeter didn’t become a YouTube star by chasing his tail, Ms. Post,” Carlos replied. “He can beat anyone.”
“Even Diesel Diffendorfer?” Ms. Post probed. “Bayport’s reigning champ?”
Before Carlos could answer, Chet stepped into the shot. “Diesel who?” he joked. He pointed at Skeeter with a fried mac-and-cheese ball. “The cat is out of the bag—and the prize will be in!”
Excited, Joe turned to Frank. “Chet made a deal with the Easy Cheesy truck to allow Skeeter in the contest!”
“You heard it right here, folks,” Ms. Post declared. “Skeeter the famous skateboarding cat will be competing in Bayport’s Skateboard Challenge on Saturday. The contest begins at eleven o’clock sharp, so we’ll see you there! This is Kimberly Post for WBAY-TV News.”
Frank and Joe exchanged a big high five.
“Congratulations, guys,” Fenton told them.
“Yes, very cool,” Mrs. Hardy agreed. She turned to Aunt Trudy. “What dressing would you like on your salad, Trudy?”
Aunt Trudy’s mouth was a grim line. “No dinner for me, Laura,” she muttered.
“No dinner?” Fenton asked, about to carry the dishes to the dining room.
“Not tonight, Fenton,” Aunt Trudy answered as she headed toward the door. “I’ll eat upstairs in my apartment. With my cats.”
Frank and Joe watched Aunt Trudy leave through the kitchen door.
“Uh-oh,” Joe said with a frown. “I have a feeling Aunt Trudy isn’t happy about Skeeter being in the contest.”
“Aunt Trudy won’t be the only one,” Frank said. “Wait until Adam Ackerman finds out.”
After dinner Frank and Joe tossed a Frisbee in the front yard. Thanks to summer, it was still light outside.
“Catch this one!” Joe told Frank as he hurled the Frisbee super high in the air.
“Piece of cake!” Frank shouted. He stretched his arm to catch the whizzing Frisbee. But before he could grab it—
“Woof !”
A bulldog zipped over. The brothers watched as the dog jumped sky-high before snatching the Frisbee between his teeth.
“Wow! Frank, isn’t that Phil’s dog, Champ?” Joe asked.
Phil Cohen, the brothers’ friend, walked into the yard, carrying a leash. “I didn’t name him Champ for nothing,” he said.
Joe noticed that Phil wasn’t smiling. “What’s up, Phil?” he asked.
“I just heard that Skeeter the Skateboarding Cat is going to be in the contest on Saturday,” Phil answered.
“That’s great, isn’t it?” Frank asked.
“This is great,” Phil declared. He pulled out his phone, then played a YouTube video. It was a video of Champ jumping high in the air and spinning before catching a Frisbee.
“Cool, Phil,” Joe said. “I knew Champ caught Frisbees, but I didn’t know he could do all that!”
“Champ had over two thousand fans on YouTube,” Phil explained. “But ever since tonight’s news report, Skeeter the Skateboarding Cat has more fans than Champ!”
Champ lower
ed his head and whined.
“But that’ll change soon,” Phil said, flashing a smile. “Soon everyone in Bayport will know who the real pet celeb is, and it won’t be Skeeter!”
As Phil led Champ out of the yard, he called over his shoulder, “Just wait. You’ll see!”
“What do you think Phil meant when he said we’ll see?” Frank asked when Phil was out of earshot.
Joe shrugged. “Maybe Champ skateboards too!”
Saturday morning the Hardys and Chet headed straight to Bayport Park, where they gathered with dozens of other kids for the Bayport Skateboard Challenge.
“It’s only ten thirty and Easy Cheesy is already serving mac and cheese!” Joe said, looking at the café tables filled with hungry diners.
“Macaroni and cheese for breakfast?” Frank exclaimed. “Whatever happened to eggs and toast?”
“It’s never too early for mac and cheese,” Chet stated. “Or for pizza. Look, here comes Daisy with some samples.”
Daisy Zamora walked over, holding a plate filled with garlic knots. “Pizza Palace is serving free garlic knots with every pizza purchase today!” she said.
Chet took a knot. Frank and Joe both said no thanks. If it was too early for mac and cheese, it was way too early for garlic knots.
“Where are your little brothers?” Frank asked.
“Off playing somewhere,” Daisy answered. “I guess they got tired of working.”
“I’ll never get tired of these garlic knots!” Chet said before popping it into his mouth. “Mmm-mm!”
As Daisy walked away, the boys checked out the crowd. Lots of kids from the neighborhood were there. So was the news crew from Station WBAY-TV, ready to report on Skeeter!
“Diesel-mania is now Skeeter-mania!” Joe pointed out. “Even Diesel’s fan club is wearing ‘Go Skeeter’ T-shirts.”
“There’s someone who’s not a fan,” Frank told Joe. “Aunt Trudy.”
Joe looked to see where Frank was pointing. Sure enough, there was Aunt Trudy, holding a sign that read, LET CATS BE CATS!
“There’s only one cat I’m thinking about today, Frank,” Joe insisted. “That’s Skeeter!”
“Hey, Hardys!” an angry voice shouted.
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