Instead, we’d just completely reversed things, with HIM in Paris and ME on the Bad Boyz tour.
Unfortunately, we were STILL going to be apart for most of the summer !
Then we felt a little EMBARRASSED!
We had poured our hearts out and then rashly made sacrifices to try to be together.
Just like characters in some mushy, modern-day Romeo and Juliet-ish romantic . . . TRAGEDY.
And we felt really SILLY!
The entire thing had backfired and turned into a CRUEL joke! We were expecting a hidden TV camera to appear and for someone to yell, “YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!”
We sat there staring at each other in frustration. Until finally we smiled at each other, then snickered, then cracked up laughing until our sides ached. We had to admit that the whole situation was INSANELY funny!
It was quite obvious that Brandon and I REALLY like each other! A LOT!
SQUEEEEE !
Anyway, since it would have been very RUDE to call Chase and demand that she give me back my trip to Paris, we decided that Brandon would try to find a replacement for his tutoring position.
Which, to be honest, shouldn’t be that difficult.
Hey, MacKenzie speaks French, right?! I’d LOVE to ship HER off to another continent for the rest of the summer!
She and Tiffany DESERVE each other.
Besides, WHO wouldn’t want to go on an all-expenses-paid trip to spend the summer in BEAUTIFUL, EXCITING, GLAMOROUS . . .
PARIS, the City of Light?!
Well, okay! The REAL question is, WHO wouldn’t want to spend the summer in PARIS other than . . .
ME ?!
SORRY!
I can’t help it. . . .
I’M SUCH A DORK!!
!!
DAISY AND ME, WITH MY FAVORITE BIRTHDAY PRESENT !
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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Rachel Renée Russell is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the blockbuster book series Dork Diaries and the bestselling series The Misadventures of Max Crumbly.
There are more than thirty-seven million copies of her books in print worldwide, and they have been translated into thirty-seven languages.
She enjoys working with her two daughters, Erin and Nikki, who help write and illustrate her books.
Rachel’s message is “Always let your inner dork shine through!”
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Dork Diaries: Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
Dork Diaries 2: Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
Dork Diaries 3: Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star
Dork Diaries 31/2: How to Dork Your Diary
Dork Diaries 4: Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess
Dork Diaries 5: Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All
Dork Diaries 6: Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker
Dork Diaries OMG!: All About Me Diary!
Dork Diaries 7: Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star
Dork Diaries 8: Tales from a Not-So-Happily Ever After
Dork Diaries 9: Tales from a Not-So-Dorky Drama Queen
Dork Diaries 10: Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter
Dork Diaries 11: Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy
Dork Diaries 12: Tales from a Not-So-Secret Crush Catastrophe
The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1: Locker Hero
The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem
This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real places are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and events are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or places or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
ALADDIN * An imprint of Simon & Schuster Children’s Publishing Division * 1230 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10020 * www.SimonandSchuster.com * First Aladdin hardcover edition October 2018 * Copyright © 2018 by Rachel Renée Russell * All rights reserved, including the right of reproduction in whole or in part in any form. * ALADDIN and related logo are registered trademarks of Simon & Schuster, Inc. * DORK DIARIES is a registered trademark of Rachel Renée Russell * For information about special discounts for bulk purchases, please contact Simon & Schuster Special Sales at 1-866-506-1949 or [email protected]. * The Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau can bring authors to your live event. For more information or to book an event contact the Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau at 1-866-248-3049 or visit our website at www.simonspeakers.com. * Series design by Lisa Vega * Cover illustrations copyright © 2018 by Rachel Renée Russell * Library of Congress Control Number 2018939200 * ISBN 978-1-5344-2638-2 (POB) * ISBN 978-1-5344-2642-9 (eBook)
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