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The Best American Erotic Poems

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by David Lehman


  Now when I visit Ellen’s body in my memory,

  it is like visiting a cemetery. I look

  at the chiseled, muscular belly

  and at the perfect thirty-year-old breasts

  and the fine blond purse of her pussy

  and I kneel and weep a little there.

  I am not the first person to locate god

  in erectile tissue and the lubricating gland

  but when I kiss her breast and feel

  the tough button of her nipple

  rise and stiffen to my tongue

  like the dome of a small mosque

  in an ancient, politically incorrect city,

  I feel holy, I begin to understand religion.

  I circle around to see the basilica

  of her high Irish-American butt,

  and I look at her demure little asshole

  and am sorry I didn’t spend more time with it.

  And her mouth and her eyes and white white teeth.

  It’s beauty beauty beauty which in a way Ellen

  herself the person distracted me from. It’s

  beauty which has been redistributed now

  by the justice of chance and the temporal economy.

  Now I’m like a sad astronaut living

  deep in space, breathing the oxygen of memory

  out of a silver can. Now I’m like an angel

  drifting over the surface of the earth,

  brushing its meadows and forests

  with the tips of my wings,

  with wonder and regret and affection.

  (2007)

  RICHARD JONES (BORN 1953)

  Wan Chu’s Wife in Bed

  Wan Chu, my adoring husband,

  has returned from another trip

  selling trinkets in the provinces.

  He pulls off his lavender shirt

  as I lie naked in our bed,

  waiting for him. He tells me

  I am the only woman he’ll ever love.

  He may wander from one side of China

  to the other, but his heart

  will always stay with me.

  His face glows in the lamplight

  with the sincerity of a boy

  when I lower the satin sheet

  to let him see my breasts.

  Outside, it begins to rain

  on the cherry trees

  he planted with our son,

  and when he enters me with a sigh,

  the storm begins in earnest,

  shaking our little house.

  Afterwards, I stroke his back

  until he falls asleep.

  I’d love to stay awake all night

  listening to the rain,

  but I should sleep, too.

  Tomorrow Wan Chu will be

  a hundred miles away

  and I will be awake all night

  in the arms of Wang Chen,

  the tailor from Ming Pao,

  the tiny village down the river.

  (1996)

  HARRYETTE MULLEN (DATE OF BIRTH UNKNOWN)

  Pretty Piece of Tail

  Pretty piece of tail,

  now I wanted you so bad.

  Nice, pretty piece of tail

  and I wanted it mighty bad.

  I thought if I could get it,

  that piece be the best I ever had.

  She had her legs together

  the way her mama said she should.

  Yeah, she was keeping her legs together

  just like her mama say she should.

  The way she was holding on to it,

  I knew it must be good.

  I schemed and lied to get it,

  told her I loved her best.

  That’s right, I schemed and I lied to get it,

  told the girl I loved her best.

  Soon as I tried that little bit of tail,

  I knew it was no better than the rest.

  When I first saw you, baby,

  I told you I’d love you until I die.

  First time I saw you, looking so good now, baby,

  said I’d love you till I die.

  Well now I’ll tell you, if you didn’t know, darling,

  a man’s just born to lie.

  That’s the truth, I’ll testify.

  If I was on the jury,

  talking about courts and jail—

  If I was on the jury

  wouldn’t no man go to jail

  just for trying out a pretty piece of tail.

  (1982)

  KIM ADDONIZIO (BORN 1954)

  The Divorcée and Gin

  I love the frosted pints you come in,

  and the tall bottles with their uniformed men;

  the bars where you’re poured chilled

  into shallow glasses, the taste of drowned olives,

  and the scrawled benches where I see you

  passed impatiently from one mouth

  to another, the bag twisted tight around

  your neck, the hand that holds you

  shaking a little from its need

  which is the true source of desire; God, I love

  what you do to me at night when we’re alone,

  how you wait for me to take you into me

  until I’m so confused with you I can’t

  stand up anymore. I know you want me

  helpless, each cell whimpering, and I give

  you that, letting you have me just the way

  you like it. And when you’re finished

  you turn your face to the wall while I curl

  around you again, and enter another morning

  with aspirin and the useless ache

  that comes from loving, too well,

  those who, under the guise of pleasure,

  destroy everything they touch.

  (1995)

  SARAH ARVIO (BORN 1954)

  Mirrors

  A while later that night they flurried in;

  some were humming and laughing nervously.

  “Have you assessed the deep indecency

  most of you tend to feel at having sex

  before the spread of a mirror? As though

  another couple were in the room and

  couldn’t help peering at your pleasure or

  peeking in your eyes? Who wouldn’t flush red

  at the sight of two bodies moving in

  rhythm both with each other and with you?”

  “But under that blush lies a deeper one—

  the subliminal, sublunary sense

  of being observed from another sphere.”

  “Thus the preference for modest mirrors,

  hung well above the scene and frame of love,

  which enhance the room’s depth, yes, but offer

  at best an oblique view to a watcher

  at a higher vantage.” “And note that those

  who get a thrill from curling and rolling

  before mirrors are voyeurs or else want

  to be seen by voyeurs, which amounts to

  the same thing: a racy view of others’

  raptures or lascivious exposure

  of one’s own.” Now the rills of laughter lulled:

  “Despite our pleasure at reacquaintance

  with breasts, balls, and lips, it is considered

  in cosmic bad taste to show too much sex

  to the other side.” Is it (I was moved

  to ask) nostalgic, tender, even raw

  to look in later from a place apart?

  Giving a low sigh, one spun and then spoke:

  “The convocation of qualms and kisses,

  the regrets, the assembly of regrets

  for those not loved, for those not loved enough,

  and for those who should never have been touched

  —what else in this death could be more poignant?—

  nothing being left of what might have been

  but a half glance through a glaze of silver…”

  And here one stopped. No,
one could not go on.

  (2000)

  DEAN YOUNG (BORN 1955)

  Platypus

  Your pink cowboy hat is my vagina.

  I wouldn’t say that to just anyone.

  When I see you in your buckeroo pj’s,

  I want to watch your face contort

  like bacon as it fries

  while my penis splits you into a holy star.

  An orgasm is a spaceship.

  You wait for many many years

  then you are mature enough to have a mouse.

  You practice putting immense feeling

  into the tiny pelt.

  The rest of your life you explode.

  (2007)

  AMY GERSTLER (BORN 1956)

  Ode to Semen

  Whitish brine, spooners’ gruel,

  mortality’s nectar, potent drool,

  foam on oceans

  where our ancestors first

  bubbled up (that vast soup

  we’ll one day

  be stirred back into)….

  O gluey sequel

  to kisses and licks,

  the loins’ shy outcry,

  blurt of melted pearl

  leaked into hungry mouths

  or between splayed legs

  in a dim, curtained room,

  while far off, down the hall,

  in the kitchen’s overlit,

  crumb-littered domain,

  ham is sliced,

  potatoes are peeled,

  and, emitting pungent milk,

  minced onions

  begin to sizzle…

  (2004)

  SARAH MACLAY (BORN 1956)

  My Lavenderdom

  —as in, pre-flutter, that kingdom of semi-purpleness—should I say dome of —that area of anti-limp, lawnless, drunk on your fingering, unfingering—that omnivore, oh, eating now your—even your branches, iceless, antifrozen, gazelle flying toward the twin kingdoms of your cheekness (more at “flying buttress”), nearly periwinkling now—that perpetrator of the semi-grunt, grunt, instigator of the groanful demi-flood of—flutter, flutter, post-flutter—gorge of neomauve, rich canal of sunsetish plush, now unguardedly sub-fuschia; that private brandied eyelash batting at you in its brashest postcool queenness, plump and succulent as a plum—

  (2000)

  CECILIA WOLOCH (BORN 1956)

  Bareback Pantoum

  One night, bareback and young, we rode through the woods

  and the woods were on fire—

  two borrowed horses, two local boys

  whose waists we clung to, my sister and I,

  and the woods were on fire—

  the pounding of hooves and the smell of smoke and the sharp

  sweat of boys

  whose waists we clung to, my sister and I,

  as we rode toward flame with the sky in our mouths—

  the pounding of hooves and the smell of smoke and the sharp

  sweat of boys

  and the heart saying: mine

  as we rode toward flame with the sky in our mouths—

  the trees turning gold, then crimson, white

  and the heart saying: mine

  of the wild, bright world;

  the trees turning gold, then crimson, white

  as they burned in the darkness, and we were girls

  of the wild, bright world

  of the woods near our house—we could turn, see the lights

  as they burned in the darkness, and we were girls

  so we rode just to ride

  through the woods near our house—we could turn, see the lights—

  and the horses would carry us, carry us home

  so we rode just to ride,

  my sister and I, just to be close to the danger of love

  and the horses would carry us, carry us home

  —two borrowed horses, two local boys,

  my sister and I—just to be close to that danger, desire—

  one night, bareback and young, we rode through the woods.

  (2003)

  CATHERINE BOWMAN (BORN 1957)

  Demographics

  They don’t want to stop. They can’t stop.

  They’ve been going at it for days now,

  for hours, for months, for years. He’s on top

  of her. She’s on top of him. He’s licking

  her between the legs. Her fingers

  are in his mouth. It’s November.

  It’s March. It’s July and there are palms.

  Palms and humidity. It’s the same man.

  It’s a different man. It’s August and slabs

  of heat waves wallow on tarred lots.

  Tornadoes sprawl across open plains.

  Temperatures rise. Rains accumulate.

  Somewhere a thunderstorm dies. Somewhere

  a snow falls, colored by the red dust

  of a desert. She spreads her legs. His lips

  suck her nipples. She smells his neck.

  It’s morning. It’s night. It’s noon.

  It’s this year. It’s last year. It’s 4 a.m.

  It started when the city shifted growth

  to the north, over the underground

  water supply. Now the back roads are gone

  where they would drive, the deer glaring into

  the headlights, Wetmore and Thousand Oaks,

  and the ranch roads that led to the hill country

  and to a trio of deep-moving rivers.

  There were low-water crossings. Flood gauges.

  Signs for falling rock. There were deer blinds

  for sale. There was cedar in the air.

  Her hands are on his hips. He’s pushing

  her up and down. There are so many things

  she’s forgotten. The names of trees. Wars.

  Recipes. The trench graves filled with hundreds.

  Was it Bolivia? Argentina? Chile?

  Was it white gladioli that decorated the altar

  where wedding vows were said? There was

  a dance floor. Tejano classics.

  A motel. A shattered mirror. Flies.

  A Sunbelt sixteen-wheeler. Dairy Queens.

  Gas stations. The smells of piss and cement.

  There was a field of corn, or was it cotton?

  There were yellow trains and silver silos.

  They can’t stop. They don’t want to stop.

  It’s spring, and five billion inhale

  and exhale across two hemispheres. Oceans

  form currents and countercurrents.

  There was grassland. There was sugar cane.

  There were oxen. Metallic ores.

  There was Timber. Fur-bearing animals.

  Rice lands. Industry. Tundra. Winds

  cool the earth’s surface. Thighs press

  against thighs. Levels of water fluctuate.

  And yesterday a lightning bolt reached

  a temperature hotter than the sun.

  (1993)

  ED SMITH (1957–2005)

  Poem

  I reached into his pajamas and put my hand on his little

  cock—only it wasn’t so little! As a matter of fact it was

  over eight feet long! “How can your dick be so big and still fit

  in your pj’s?” I asked suggestively. “Well, you know, it’s all

  magic,” he replied quizzically.

  The head of his penis parted my pussy lips irrationally.

  Since his dick is eight feet long and I’m only five-two it had to

  go somewhere. I felt his rock-hard boyhood filling up my

  insides, then I felt his force parting my tonsils then

  pressing the back of my teeth.

  Like a tulip in the spring, or maybe a marigold—nay—a

  sunflower! his head emerged from my head. It was so long

  it was sticking a foot and a half out of my mouth yet he

  was sitting across the room in the rocking chair.

  I reached up and star
ted stroking his shaft with my hands

  wet with my saliva and pussy juices gentle at first then

  with increasing vigor. Finally he came like an epileptic

  firehose pulsating up through my entire being. His cum

  literally soaked the floor but every drop missed me. It was

  the best safe sex I ever had.

  (c. 1986–1987)

  NIN ANDREWS (BORN 1958)

  How to Have an Orgasm: Examples

  In ancient Greece, it was the object of a young woman to seduce a god. Warm summer days, nubile maidens lay nude in the meadows or on the beaches, legs parted as they waited for clouds, birds or bulls to descend upon them. To capture a god in orgasm could cause immortality or earthquakes.

  In Barbados, orgasms are known to take on the dimensions of houses. Some are claustrophobic cottages inhabited by insomniacs, some are castles ruled by the strict orders of bitchy queens, while others are multi-storied hotels with visitors from all over the world. In the lobby of the hotels women discuss the theater and model the latest styles in fur coats and lingerie while in the background an orchestra plays the 1812 Overture.

  After death, a monogamous man is forced to sit with his late, beloved wife and watch reruns of the movies his mind played in their most intimate moments.

  All orgasms are actors and actresses. While some orgasms deliver soliloquies, others glide noiselessly across the blond carpet of your skin.

  On cool autumn evenings, on the highways of Virginia, a woman races her black Corvette. Close behind her a police car whines, red lights flashing. Before the night is over, the woman with jet-black hair will be held in the arms of a moaning sheriff, tire tracks and skid marks embedded in one another’s flesh and dreams.

  At Himalayan altitudes, orgasms are rare, occur in different colors and float off without us as puffy clouds. Sometimes couples sigh and admire a luminescent pink orgasm as it vanishes into the horizon. Other times a woman stares accusingly at her lover while pointing to a vile, gray plume, Is that the best you can do?

 

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