by Jake Bible
The equipment, however, seemed to be there just to make it possible for Russell to last long enough to get tired and be ripped to shreds by the croc. The fact that even with all the thrashing, the caiman hadn’t been able to get Russell into a position where he could bite him in half was testament to the power of the mountain of muscle the man had become. And not just muscle, of course—the way Russell moved with the animal showed that he knew what he was doing.
This was definitely not the first time he had done this, which was almost literally unbelievable. Lathrop’s superiors hadn’t been exaggerating. Before him was perhaps the only man for the job they wanted to hire him for.
The squatting fight organizer craned his neck, looking at something in the water trench leading from the river to the gate. He smiled in surprise, then very obviously looked at Russell fighting the caiman, then looked back at the trench … and lifted the handle to open the gate.
The assembled onlookers let out a collective oooh when they saw what had happened. Lathrop couldn’t see what was going on, but then, he didn’t know what to look for like the locals. Soon enough, though, it was unmistakable: a thick snake, a giant snake, swam into the enclosure, where Russell and the enormous crocodile didn’t notice it since they were fighting possibly to the death.
He fumbled out his secure smartphone, thumbed open the translation app, and said into it, “What is that thing?” He held it out to the sweaty brown man next to him, to whom it spoke in weirdly British-accented Portuguese, “O que é essa coisa?”
The wide-eyed man laughed and said at the phone like he was speaking to a person inside it: “Anaconda verde.”
Lathrop didn’t need the phone to translate that: it was a green anaconda. The green anaconda was the largest snake in the world. And it was now swimming in a wide circle around Brett Russell and the enormous crocodile. It could kill a human pretty easily—and since anacondas were constrictors, once it wrapped around a man, he couldn’t get out no matter how strong he was. Lathrop noticed a large dagger on Russell’s belt—why the hell hadn’t he used it on the killer crocodile?—but if the snake wrapped around his torso, there would be no way for him to get it out, let alone do anything with it.
Finally, one of the farmers pointed and shouted to Russell, “Serpente!”
In the middle of trying to heave the caiman toward the gate, which the little promoter fellow still had open, Russell stopped and looked to where the farmer was pointing. He didn’t have to search—the 15-foot-long anaconda was hard to miss, especially as its new circle was smaller than the first as it moved closer to Russell and the crocodile. Then he whipped his gaze at the promoter with steely anger, a look that almost made the little man fall over with fright.
As if he’d heard Lathrop think of the dagger, Russell pulled it from its sheath. The crocodile took advantage of the distraction, however, and snapped at his hand, making Russell drop it into the opaque water. He took only a moment to recover from this, however, and threw himself around the caiman’s neck. In a series of heaves across the water, Russell got the huge animal to the gate, which was all the croc needed to get the hell out of there.
Lathrop marveled. Could he have done that at any time? Was he just making a show for the paying customers?
The look in his eyes at the approaching anaconda, however, betrayed real alarm—maybe even fear—and he moved to duck under the gate and get himself out of there as well. But when he ducked, the promoter let the fence fall the whole six feet to the bottom of the trench leading into the enclosure.
In surprise and real anger, Russell yelled at him: “Deixe-me sair, seu bastardo!”
Lathrop needed no translation to understand that. But the promoter gestured toward the crowd, which was now in a frenzy of betting with a man that had to be the man’s gambling agent. He must have been willing to part with his star attraction for whatever money the ecstatic wagers would be bringing in, because no human, not even one looking like The Rock’s big brother, could survive an encounter with a trapped and possibly panicked green anaconda.
And here it came. If Brett could get to the other side of the water, which was at least fifty feet away, he could get onto the ground and be safe for at least a few minutes from the snake, long enough to tear his way through the cheap fence if he had to. But the anaconda was between him and the other side and would be upon him long before he could wade or swim the distance.
It approached. In ten more feet, it could start winding around him, and death would be swift after that. Lathrop knew that it was a myth that constrictors cut off the air of their victims and so those attacked had three or four minutes to be rescued; in fact, boas and anacondas squeezed their prey so hard that it cut off the blood to the heart. Without immediate CPR—highly unlikely inside a cage surrounded by illiterate farmers in a tiny village in the Amazon rainforest—the stopped heart would stay stopped, and Brett Russell would die before Lathrop got the opportunity to make the Organization’s offer.
He motioned to the commander and said, “Shoot the snake.”
The commander didn’t laugh or ask why. Instead, he immediately called over one of his troops—his second-in-command, probably—and said, “Mister Lathrop wants that snake killed.”
The second-in-command laughed and asked, “Why?”
“Since when do you ask why, soldier?” the commander barked.
Lathrop shook his head. The time it took for that exchange made it impossible to get a clean shot at the snake before it would go behind Russell and begin coiling around him. Brilliant, he thought. All the guns in the world and not a brain cell among them. He didn’t look forward to reporting this immediate failure to his superiors.
Russell, however, seemed to know that no help was coming, not from the promoter, the spectators, or the man in the suit and his idiot brigade. His eyes darted around, taking in the snake coming nearer, the wet ground around the makeshift pond, the snake, the fencing, the snake, and the trees above. Maybe he would try to … no, Lathrop had no idea what Russell was thinking about doing. Russell was a dead man, and maybe Lathrop would be as well when he returned. The Organization had done more for less.
Then a look of recognition appeared on Russell’s face, and even though he strained to see what the man could have spotted in the tree branches fifteen feet above him, he could see nothing but bark and shiny leaves.
The snake curled around Russell now, and there was nothing in the world that he could do to stop it. He must have known it, too, because he ignored the anaconda even as it finished the first coil and moved around for the second, not squeezing yet, just getting into position.
But Russell put both hands under the water and swept his belt out through its loops, keeping his hands above the level at which the snake was about to tighten around him. He closed one eye and aimed and whipped the belt up at a specific point on the lowest tree branch. The buckle struck something, which fell as a yellow blur and splashed in the water not two feet away from him. Right before the anaconda finished its final coil and was about to crush the arteries of Russell’s heart, he threw himself forward to grab the object with his glove-covered hand. Squeezing his eyes shut and turning his head with his mouth tightly closed, he crushed the thing against the snake’s skin. Lathrop could see that Russell was crushing it because a strange ooze burst from under his palm, seeping out against the green scales of the monster.
What the hell is going on? Lathrop literally had no idea what he was watching as the anaconda not only didn’t finish the job and fatally tighten around Russell’s body, but it shook, jerked, and finally slackened unto death, floating now without moving at the surface of the water. Russell held up his hand so the crowd—and the promoter, who looked very much like he had just emptied his bowels into his pants—could see. Lathrop didn’t understand what the yellow-crusted pancake of unidentifiable biomass represented.
Words spoken in admiration, even awe, rippled through the crowd: “Sapo veneno.” Every single man present muttered it, even the ashen-f
aced promoter.
Lathrop was about to say the words into his phone when mercenary commander Crane said, “That’s a goddamn poison dart frog.”
“What?”
“That guy just knocked that poison dart frog out of that tree and smooshed it against that goddamn killer snake.”
Lathrop goggled. “He just killed a fifteen-foot green anaconda … with a frog?”
“Sir, that right there is—well, was—a Golden Poison Frog. It’s what, two inches long? That little sucker has enough poison in it to kill twenty full-size men. That damn snake never had a chance. That dude would also be dead without whatever those gloves are. I’m thinking Kevlar, like the gloves shark hunters wear. I want some of those now.”
It’s like daycare with Uzis, Lathrop thought, but said only, “When he gets out of there, bring him to me. Try not to talk too much. You’re not good at it.”
Crane nodded, not sentient enough to know he’d just been insulted, and marched over to where Russell was just emerging from the cage, having swum to the bottom, lifted the gate fencing enough to get through, and emerged like the Predator from the steaming brown water to stand in front of the visibly shaking promoter.
He looked back at Lathrop. “Maybe I should give him a minute.”
Lathrop nodded. The man wasn’t as dumb as he looked. (He couldn’t be.) But letting this play out before interrupting Russell did seem like a prudent idea.
Russell grabbed the promoter by the neck, his fingers reaching almost all the way across. This inspired a renewed frenzy of wagering among the still-engrossed farmers, and the promoter’s second seemed all too happy to cash in on this latest development and probable advancement opportunity.
The scene was taking place only about 150 feet from where Lathrop had been watching, and he could see plainly as Russell lifted the glove that was covered with the Golden Poison Frog’s entrails for the promoter’s careful consideration. Russell said, “Eu deveria fazer você comer isso,” which made the farmers laugh and made the promoter soil himself anew.
He didn’t bother to ask anyone what that meant. You didn’t hold up a hand full of incredibly deadly poison while holding a man by the neck in order to tell him the weather. Russell let go of the man’s neck, but it was extremely clear that he was not to move an inch.
Using the other gloved hand to very carefully remove the first glove, Russell then used the gloved hand and his booted foot to slowly turn the stiff first glove inside-out. Then he lifted it and shoved it against the promoter’s chest, saying, “Lave isso.” The farmers cracked up again, saying “Ooooh!” like they were in grade school.
Lathrop didn’t know Portuguese, but he did know enough Spanish to figure out, along with the men’s derisive laughter, that Russell had essentially just told the pants-crapping man: Clean that. It was more threatening than it sounded, because merely touching the skin of the Golden Poison Frog for an instant would mean paralysis. Anything more would bring a quick but very painful death. He put out his hand, palm up. Pay me.
The promoter pulled a wad of damp bills from his pocket and laid it in Russell’s gloveless hand. Russell looked at it, gave the promoter a smile, then punched him in the gut so hard that nobody watching felt like they’d be able to stand up straight for a week. The little bitch remained on the moist ground, unable or possibly unwilling to move. Russell spit on the promoter to make sure he was still alive, and when the man moaned, he said, “Novo cinturão, também.”
Lathrop turned with a quizzical look at the farmer standing next to him, who laughed. He must have known English, because he saw the look on Lathrop’s face and said with a smile in his heavy accent, “He want a new belt, too.”
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