by James Craig
‘Ouch!’ Carlyle grinned. He was enjoying himself for the first time that day. ‘That has got to be a major breach of royal etiquette.’
The young royal collapsed on the tarmac in a bloody heap and began vomiting. While Hutton and the other photographers moved in for their close-ups, Carlyle slowly counted to thirty, before stepping in among them and leading the groaning youth to a nearby car.
On the drive back to the Palace, Carlyle’s passenger slowly recovered his breath in the back seat. ‘Where the hell were you?’ the boy hissed, still holding his nose. ‘I’ve lost a fucking tooth. . and I think that bastard has broken my nose!’
Carlyle glanced in the rear-view mirror at the puffy-faced hooligan, and smiled to himself.
‘Fucking useless plod! You people are all the same. . I’ll have your bloody goolies for this!’
Carlyle said nothing.
Once he got back to the Palace, he handed the boy over to the servants and headed to the SO14 office to write his report. This would be all over the papers in a couple of hours and Carlyle knew that he had to get his explanation in first. In considerable detail, he described how the snapper had acted solely in self-defence, and stressed that the young royal had been ‘instantly’ rescued from the consequences of his folly.
The next day, Hutton was arrested, charged with grievous bodily harm and threatened with deportation.
Two days later, Carlyle himself was suspended.
With half a dozen witnesses, and dozens if not hundreds of photographic images to support the snapper’s defence, the Crown Prosecution Service quickly realised that this was one case they did not want to bring to court. Knowing the score, the snapper’s lawyer politely but firmly refused to settle, and waited for the CPS to fold. In the end, it took more than three months for the charges against Hutton to be dropped. Shortly afterwards, Carlyle received a letter from the Police Federation saying that he would be returning to duty the following week. That was the good news. The even better news was that he would be going back to Charing Cross. His unhappy stint at Buckingham Palace was over.
Unable to believe his luck, Carlyle had to restrain his glee when the union representative gave him a call to tell him that he had been very lucky: he had kept his job and his pension was secure — but he had used up all his last chances, whatever that meant. Being an inspector at Charing Cross would be the end of the line. That’s fine by me, Carlyle thought, just as long as I don’t have to deal with these idiots any more.
At the top of the stairs, Carlyle turned right and headed for the door furthest along. Taking a deep breath, he knocked.
‘Come!’
He stepped inside and smiled at the chief superintendent sitting primly behind the desk in his small, cluttered office which enjoyed a fine view over the carefully manicured lawns on the west side of the Palace. Normally used for landing the royal helicopter, the lawns also provided the setting for the Queen’s annual garden parties, and were large enough to take 8,000 people at a time for tea and cucumber sandwiches.
‘John Carlyle,’ he announced.
‘Charlie Adam.’ Standing up, the man leaned over the desk to offer his hand.
The senior SO14 officer on site, Adam was not much more than five foot six, round and totally bald. The lack of hair made him hard to age, but Carlyle reckoned him to be in his late fifties. ‘Thank you for seeing me.’
‘My pleasure.’ Adam smiled. They shook hands. ‘Take a seat,’ he said, sitting down himself. ‘Cup of tea?’
‘No, thank you.’
‘Are you sure?’ Adam pulled a ‘Coat of Arms’ tea caddy from a drawer and waved it at Carlyle. ‘These are HRH Originals. Top-notch organic stuff.’ Opening the lid, he pulled out a bag and held it in front of his nose. ‘The leaves are rolled on the thighs of West Country virgins, or something.’
‘I didn’t know there were any virgins in the West Country,’ Carlyle leered.
‘Probably not,’ Adam grinned, ‘not after about the age of ten, anyway. Still, it’s good stuff. A tin like this sells for seven quid in the tourist shop.’
Carlyle held up a hand. ‘I’m fine.’
Adam placed the caddy on his desk, adjusted his tie and sat up straight. ‘So, you are the infamous John Carlyle.’
Carlyle grimaced. ‘Hardly infamous.’
‘Don’t be so modest,’ the chief superintendent smiled slyly. ‘They still talk about you round here.’ He mentioned a few names from the past. ‘I’m guessing that you’re not looking at coming back.’
Carlyle winced. ‘No.’
‘Just as well,’ Adam conceded. ‘So, what is it that I can do for you?’
For what seemed like the hundredth time, Carlyle explained the story of the young foreign girl he had found just beyond the gardens outside.
Adam listened intently, fingers pressed together as if in prayer. ‘That’s very interesting, Inspector,’ he said, once Carlyle had finished, ‘but what has it got to do with us?’
Good bloody question, Carlyle thought. ‘There are two things. .’
‘Yes, yes.’ Eyes shining, Adam sat up further in his chair.
He should get a cushion to sit on, Carlyle thought.
‘First, the girl said she lived here.’
‘Hah!’
‘Yes.’ Carlyle gave a small nod. ‘Then there’s the guy who claimed he was her uncle.’
Adam smiled benignly. ‘Did you actually see him exit or enter the Palace?’
‘No.’
‘There are more than five hundred people working in here at any given time. .’
‘I know that.’
‘At the weekend, there was a State Banquet for the Sultan of Brunei, so you can double that figure — even triple it.’ Adam laid his palms on the table. ‘Then there are the tourists. . and that’s just inside.’ He let out a long breath. ‘Outside, goodness knows how many people are milling about at any given time. You, my friend, really are looking for the needle in the haystack.’
‘Fore!’
The sound of breaking glass was followed by the angry whinny of a horse.
Carlyle rose halfway out of his chair and peered through the window. In front of the shrubbery, three men stood holding plastic buckets in which they were collecting the golf balls being pinged across the lawn by a gent in a tweed cap, standing two hundred or so yards away. ‘I see the Duke still likes to practise his game in the back garden.’ He smirked.
Adam groaned. ‘His youngest son has just taken up the game, too. If anything, he’s even worse than his father.’
‘Are those your guys on ball collection duty?’ Carlyle asked, sitting back down.
Adam coloured slightly, but did not respond.
‘A great use of public money, I reckon.’
‘Ours not to reason why, Inspector,’ Adam bridled. ‘Is there anything else I can help you with?’
‘I was wondering,’ Carlyle said, ‘if I could have a list of all staff currently working at the Palace — including the SO14 roster, of course.’
‘Why?’
‘I would like to speak to everyone who was on duty on Saturday night.’
Adam frowned. ‘Is that really necessary?’
Carlyle shrugged. ‘I have to start somewhere.’
‘Inspector,’ Adam let out an exasperated snort, ‘I have just explained how many people we have here, as if you didn’t already know that. It would take forever to interview them all. And because of what? A hunch?’
Carlyle said nothing.
Adam raised an eyebrow. ‘How much manpower would such an investigation require? How much time?’
Carlyle smiled weakly but said nothing. After almost thirty years in the Metropolitan Police, he knew that efficiency and value for money were alien concepts to the Force. The only time anyone ever raised cost as an issue was when they wanted an excuse to stop you from doing something.
‘I have to say,’ Adam continued, ‘that it sounds like a complete waste of time to me. And there was me thinking that
you seemed so keen on seeing the efficient use of public funds.’
‘It’s my investigation,’ Carlyle replied evenly. ‘I would also like to see the CCTV images taken from the Constitution Hill side of the property around the time I found the girl on Saturday night.’
Adam eyed him carefully. ‘Does Carole Simpson know about this?’
‘Yes.’ Carlyle nodded. It was, he decided, kind of true.
Adam sat back in his chair and stared at his precious tea caddy. ‘Well,’ he said mechanically, ‘if the commander sends me a formal request, in line with the established and agreed protocols, I will see what I can do.’
Carlyle realised that this was the best he was going to get. ‘That is very kind.’ He smiled as he stood up. ‘Thank you very much for your help, sir.’
‘My pleasure,’ Adam said, reaching across the table and offering him another limp handshake. ‘It’s good to meet you at last. I must say, I’m glad you weren’t here on my watch. We run a tight ship here now.’
‘I’m sure you do,’ Carlyle said politely. ‘I’m sure you do.’
He got back to the office to find a stack of documents sitting on his desk. On top of it was a large yellow Post-it note. Carlyle read the scribble — Don’t ask where these came from and burn after reading, Joe — and laughed. Sitting back in his chair, he put his feet up on the desk and flipped through the papers. They contained summary details of everyone currently working in Royal Protection. It wasn’t as much information as Charlie Adam could have provided, but it was a start.
In all, SO14 had more than 400 officers, including 256 on active duty: of these, 152 currently worked primarily in London, 60 worked at Buckingham Palace itself and 14 had been on shift the previous Saturday evening. For each officer, he now had a name, rank, summary career details and a passport-style photo. He looked through the 14, then the 60, then the 152, but none of them was the posh man from the park. Relief mixed with frustration; the idea of a police colleague being involved in something like this would have been simply too dispiriting — even for a hardened cynic like Carlyle.
After a couple of hours of careful sifting, he was left with three sorted piles. By his left hand was one for the 126 officers he didn’t know, plus another for the 25 he did. The former had no obvious reason to help him with his enquiries; the latter, he was fairly sure, wouldn’t even piss on him if he was on fire. The third selection to his right was very much smaller. It consisted of just one person; the only person he knew who might, perhaps, be willing to give him some help.
The number rang for what seemed like an eternity before the voicemail kicked in: This is Alexa Matthews. Leave a message and I might get back to you in due course.
Friendly as ever, he thought. ‘Alexa, this is John Carlyle. Long time no speak. Give me a call — I’m still at Charing Cross. I wondered if I could ask you about something. Thanks.’
Two minutes later, his phone rang.
‘Hello?’
‘John,’ Carole Simpson said shrilly, ‘what the hell are you doing?’
‘Er. .’ Carlyle shifted uneasily in his seat. ‘What do you mean?’
‘You know exactly what I bloody mean,’ she snapped. ‘I’ve just got off the phone to Charlie Adam.’
‘Did he try and sell you some organic tea?’
‘What?’
‘Nothing.’
‘I’ll tell you what he did do,’ Simpson said crossly. ‘He told me, very politely but very firmly, to keep you under control.’
‘I’m always under control,’ Carlyle joked.
‘John, please, try and listen for once. Adam asked me why you thought you could just bowl up to SO14 and basically look to put the whole bloody lot of them under investigation when you’ve got absolutely no reason to do so. When it’s not even your case.’
‘What did you say to him?’
‘What could I say?’
There was a pause.
‘Have you read my report?’ he asked finally.
‘Adam made it very clear that you are not welcome over there. He doesn’t want you wasting any more of his time.’
‘Have — you — read — the report?’
‘Er. .’
At least she can’t bring herself to lie, Carlyle thought, which puts Simpson a cut above a lot of people I know. ‘A child has been physically and sexually assaulted,’ he said grimly. ‘And now she has been kidnapped. This is a very serious investigation. A young child suffering horrible and despicable abuse — and yet no one seems interested. No one seems to give a flying fuck.’
There was another longer pause while Simpson thought of something to say. Finally she asked: ‘What about Social Services? What about the social worker?’
‘She knows nothing,’ Carlyle snorted. ‘She wasn’t there when the kid was snatched. Still, it hasn’t stopped her taking stress-related sick leave. She’ll probably be off for months.’
‘Have you heard anything from Vice?’
‘Not a dickie-bird.’
‘Okay.’ Simpson let out a deep sigh. ‘I’ll read the report right now. Come up to Paddington in an hour.’
The two men stood in the doorway and looked at the sullen girl sitting on the bed in front of them. A single low-energy bulb hanging from the ceiling above her head bathed the room in a grubby light that hid the dirt and the flaking paint on the walls, but only added to the sense of gloom. Outside, from the suburban North London street, came the constant hum of traffic. Inside, there was nothing in the room apart from the girl and the bed. It looked like a prison cell. It was a prison cell.
‘So. . what shall we do with her?’
The older man looked surprised at the question. ‘It’s business as usual. We have bills to pay.’
‘Isn’t that a bit risky?’
‘What do you want to do? Shut the whole thing down?’
The younger man looked at the business card in his hand. ‘No, but-’
‘You worry too much. The police will lose interest very quickly. They had already handed the kid over to Social Services before you got her back.’
‘That’s how I got her back.’
‘So everything now is sorted.’
‘It’s just so damned annoying to have this type of problem.’
‘It’s nothing. Think about it from their point of view. They have lost the girl, and they have no leads. The last thing they want is anyone asking questions about how they managed to lose a nine-year-old girl who was supposedly in their care. Within a week they will have forgotten that she even existed.’
The girl was quiet, resigned now. It was almost as if she was in a trance. The older man marched over to the bed and pulled her upright by the hair. ‘No more running away,’ he hissed.
The girl started screaming.
‘Calm down!’ The younger man gently freed her and she slumped back on to the bed. ‘She can’t understand you anyway.’
The older man made a fist. ‘Oh, yes, she can, the little bitch! It’s time that she earned us some money.’
The younger man stepped back out of the room. ‘She will. In the meantime, if it’s bothering you that much, see what you can find out about the policeman who found her. If it comes to it, we can have him dealt with.’
Alzbetha rubbed her tingling head as she watched the two men leave the room. The door clicked shut behind them and she heard the key turn in the lock. Pulling her knees up to her chest, she began slowly rocking backwards and forwards on the bed. Looking round the bare cell, she wished that they had at least let her bring her colouring book. She hoped that the nice man who had bought it for her would come and get her, but she knew that he wouldn’t.
Sitting in Simpson’s office in Paddington Green police station, Carlyle noticed that she had removed the picture of her husband from her desk. As far as he could tell, the photo had been the only personal touch she had ever allowed herself in all the years spent in this cramped, over-heated office. Now it was gone, presumably never to return. Wondering why she hadn’t filed f
or divorce, he quickly concluded that it was none of his business. He wasn’t really that interested anyway.
Simpson sneezed, bringing him back to the present.
‘Bless you.’
‘Thank you.’ She looked up, as if awaiting some barbed comment.
Carlyle said nothing. Returning her gaze to the desk, she made a scribble on a memo. Arms folded, he waited for her to read the various reports and tried not to look bored.
After a couple more minutes, she pulled a file from the bottom of the heap and flipped it open. Quickly, she scanned the text in the hope that it had somehow changed since she had read it last. It hadn’t. With a sigh, she closed the file and pushed it across the desk towards Carlyle. ‘We don’t have a lot, do we?’
‘No.’
‘What other work have you got on at the moment?’ It was an admission of defeat.
Trying not to smile, Carlyle ran through a dispiriting list of misdemeanours and anti-social behaviour that he was supposed to be sorting out.
‘Fine,’ Simpson said. ‘Go and talk to Superintendent Warren Shen in Vice. I’ve sent him a copy of your report. He’ll decide if there’s anything they can do. In the meantime, feel free to shake things up a bit. See what you can find.’
