Sing Backwards and Weep

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by Mark Lanegan


  “Mark,” my father said, “you seem unable to change. You refuse to be teachable.”

  Teachable was one of his favorite words. I forced myself not to roll my eyes.

  “So I’m suggesting you start right now to toughen up, and by that I mean smarten up. I’m not talking about fighting. You do that enough already and I’m tired of paying for your broken hands.”

  It seemed every other altercation I got in, I broke a knuckle.

  “You need to toughen up your mind and body. The places you are headed, son, you will need every ounce of strength and all the wits you have in order to survive. I don’t know why but you just came out of the box this way. Just like Virgil, goddamnit,” he said, shaking his head. It was true. Out of everyone I knew, I was seemingly the most uncanny human-shit magnet manufactured. Brawling had been a constant from grade school through high school. At age fourteen I’d been punched in the face by a grown man outside a small tavern at the edge of a trailer park, after asking him to buy beer for me and my buddies. I even carried a lifelong small black dot of a tattoo on my face from where a kid had buried a pencil in it, attempting to put out my eye one day.

  Yet as I remembered being a young child, sitting on the floor near where Virgil sat in his wheelchair, a blanket on his lap, he struck me as the exact opposite of the troubled, morose picture my father had painted of him.

  When I knocked on the hollow cosmetic prosthetics he wore under his pants, he’d lean his head back and roar with laughter. His raven-black slicked-back hair reminded me of Elvis Presley.

  One day, I saw a strangely compelling photo of a shirtless man on the cover of Creem magazine at Ellensburg’s lone comic-book/record store, Ace Books and Records. I asked the owner, Tim Nelson, who it was.

  “That, my friend, is Iggy Pop.”

  In the culturally isolated cow town where I lived, all that was played on the local radio station was country music. No one in Ellensburg even knew who Jimi Hendrix was, born only a hundred miles away in Seattle. Tim played me some early punk rock 45s and I was instantly grabbed and fucked hard. The Sex Pistols’ “Anarchy in the U.K.” was the revelation that changed my life, instantly and forever. I was mesmerized by this aggressive and snarling music. As a little kid, I’d owned one Alice Cooper record and listened to it obsessively, but this was something exotic, something that spoke to me in a way I couldn’t articulate. All I knew was I had to have more.

  Within a couple of days, I’d traded in all of the comic books I’d collected as a child for records: the Sex Pistols, Damned, Stranglers, and Ramones, Iggy, David Bowie, the New York Dolls, and Velvet Underground. It was a veritable miracle that these albums could even be found here, but Tim Nelson was a unique cat who looked like a hippy but had broad tastes and a curiosity for the new and different. I thanked God I found them and I listened to these records in solitude for years.

  Frequent run-ins with law enforcement did little to improve my opinion of authority figures. At fifteen, I was brought in and questioned about some car stereos that had been stolen from a dealership lot. When I failed to give up the name of the guy I knew was responsible, Captain Kuchin himself came in the room and was left alone with me.

  Fabian Kuchin was a notoriously hard character. He had performed the job of local enforcer brutally for several years. One arm was in a cast from some rough arrest or bar brawl.

  “Son, I’m going to ask you one more time. Who lifted these stereos?”

  “I don’t know.”

  The instant the words left my mouth, he clubbed me in the head with the cast on his broken arm, knocking me off the chair and onto the floor.

  “Maybe you’ll give it a little more thought the next time I ask you something.”

  It would not be the last time cops would kick the shit out of me in Ellensburg. A few years later, while leaving a Fourth of July celebration, I was whacked in the nuts and the back of the head by baton-wielding deputies who had me facedown on the asphalt.

  Kuchin got busted a few years later for selling a couple of ounces of cocaine to some undercover federal agents. He was given a measly $25,000 fine and a year of work release, a prime example of the corruption endemic to my town’s local law enforcement, who had always had a hard-on for me. I rejoiced at the news of Kuchin’s arrest anyway. I had always wished him the worst.

  In high school, I played baseball, which I loved, and football, which I loathed. I was one of two quarterbacks on our team, and we were terrible. Sure, I could throw and the other quarterback could run, but that didn’t add up to a winning combo. Our tight end was a giant, already six foot seven at age sixteen, a strong, fast, and powerful player but with hands like a kitchen sieve. Whenever I dropped back to pass in the few seconds I had before being crushed by the opposing defense, he was the only target I could see. No matter how many times I threw a strike, the football bounced laughably off his hands, helmet, face mask, or torso. He went on to a successful decade-long career in the NFL but as a lineman. A brute just there to block and never touch the ball. After most games, we’d limp off the field, defeated, carrying our black-and-blue asses into the locker room in our otherwise useless hands.

  And I was the odd man out. Despite playing a position that presupposed leadership, most of my teammates treated me with barely concealed contempt. I could not fathom their concern for their grade point averages, cheerleader girlfriends, and school functions. I laughed to myself when I watched them working so hard together as a group to cheat on their schoolwork. I didn’t even give enough fucks to cheat. I never did one piece of homework my entire high school career. I couldn’t have cared less if I failed or, by some twist of fate, passed any of my classes. For that, I was treated with a mixture of curiosity, dislike, and fear. I kept to myself and took no shit. That enticed some of the supposed tough guys to try and poke the bear.

  On a bus ride home from another loss, someone asked to hear what I was listening to on my Walkman. My punk rock playlist was diplomatically passed around so every member of the team could partake in my ridicule. I’ll never forget how they laughed and looked at me as though I were crazy. A running back, one of the most popular guys on the team, threw an ice cube at my head to amuse his friends. I broke my hand punching him out in the rear of the bus and then spent the rest of that season playing running back myself, my throwing hand in a hard cast wrapped in several layers of foam rubber and tape.

  In the off-season, I was a full-blown alcoholic. Each day on my way home from school, I got off the bus while still in town, stopped at a grocery store, and shoplifted a pint bottle of MD 20/20, a fortified wine more commonly known as Mad Dog. I would slip the flat bottle down the front of my pants, casually stroll out the door, then walk up the street to the park to drink it. Then I would go back and get another one. Those flat bottles, it was like they were designed to make the rotgut wine easier to steal.

  After my second bottle, I’d stop by the college campus to rip off a bicycle. Then it was a drunken, harrowing ride often broken up by a few wipeouts before I came to a canal that ran through the fields about a half mile from my house. There I would toss the bike in the water, cross the bridge, and walk the rest of the way home. This went on for a couple years.

  My father was arrested for drunk driving and had his license to drive taken away. This coincided with my passing driving class, and while everyone else my age got their certificates and cars, I had to wait until my father was legal again with fully reinstated auto insurance before I was able to get my own. He spent six weekends in jail and paid a fairly hefty fine. It burned me up that six months after passing my test I still couldn’t legally drive. After what felt like an eternity of waiting, I got my driver’s license at almost age seventeen. Late one afternoon, I took a girl for a ride down the dirt road adjacent to the canal to drink some beer and hopefully fuck. At one point, she got out to urinate in the bushes. When she came back, she was vibrating with excitement.

  “Mark, you’ve got to come out here and see this!”

 
; She walked me over to the now-dry canal, littered with the rusted-out, reed-covered skeletons of seventy or more bicycles. I felt the thief’s guilty flush creep up the back of my neck.

  “Weird,” I said, then steered her back to the car. All my secret shit. There was no way I was then, or ever, going to give any of it up.

  Summer of my junior year, I finally decided Fuck football. My only friend on the team, a tough and savvy, streetwise surrogate big brother named Dean “Zeek” Duzenski, had graduated the previous year. He’d been my drinking buddy, advisor, and on a few occasions when I needed it, protector. While going in to suit up for practice one day, I’d found my helmet filled and dripping with soda. The “prankster” had been the biggest, heaviest lineman on our team, an extremely large dark-skinned black guy who weighed well over three hundred pounds named Waddell Snyder. I was a frequent target of his jokes and abuse, and he rarely missed an opportunity to give me shit. The entire team had watched in awe after practice that day as Zeek spent ten long minutes putting the most intense, calculated, physically dismantling ass-kicking I’d ever witnessed on the huge, slow, hapless, loudmouthed bully. He connected punch after pummeling punch to the big kid’s face until it was nearly unrecognizable. Needless to say, Del Snyder never so much as spoke to me again. I’d also been completely out of step with my other teammates and their juvenile concerns, and had hated our head coach from the beginning. The way he bossed me around like I was a private at boot camp had never sat right with me.

  When I declined to show up for the first day of summertime practice for what would have been my last season, our coach decided to make a personal appearance at my house. When he failed to reel me back in, he got angry, pointed his finger at my chest in my yard, and called me a quitter and a loser. My dad, who was also a teacher at my high school, finally came out of the house.

  “Hey, Coach,” he said nonchalantly, “why don’t you get the fuck off my property before I call the cops?”

  I laughed out loud. Although every other word out of my dad’s mouth was goddamnit or bullshit, I’d never in my life heard him say fuck. That he had saved it for my coach—his coworker—brought me untold amounts of joy.

  After drinking for hours at my house with a friend one night, I talked him into executing a dark idea that had haunted my mind and rolled around my head for several years. We drove deep into the countryside in my friend’s Jeep until we found the van that belonged to my probation officer, who I detested. It sat in a field being used to store hay for her husband’s cattle, a utility vehicle to cover the several acres of property they owned. While my buddy stole engine parts and tools, I destroyed the van with a sledgehammer. On the way home, the car stereo between the two front seats started to short out; when we both reached down to jiggle it back to life, my friend took his drunken eye off the road, sending us straight down into the deep ditch alongside the pavement.

  I was tossed out of the Jeep and thrown violently across the asphalt. I went to brush the hair out of my face and it all came off in my hand. I was partially scalped, the side of my head badly lacerated. My friend, who was driving, had his thumb torn off.

  We walked almost a mile to the nearest farmhouse, my pal holding his thumb in place, moaning in agony, blood gushing out of the hole in his hand. It was four a.m. when we banged on the door for help. We were greeted by the homeowner pointing a shotgun at our faces. As we stood in his kitchen waiting for the ambulance, I stared at the huge pool of our blood collecting on the ancient linoleum tile floor. I was read my rights by a cop while lying in a hospital bed.

  When my case went to trial, my previous offenses were taken into account: vandalism, car prowling, multiple counts of illegal dumping of garbage, trespassing, twenty-six tickets for underage drinking, shoplifting alcohol, possession of marijuana, bicycle theft, tool theft, theft of car parts, theft of motorcycle parts, urinating in public, theft of beer keg and taps, insurance fraud, theft of car stereos, public drunkenness, breaking and entering, possession of stolen property, and on my second arrest for urinating in public, a disorderly conduct charge. I was convicted on the vandalism, theft, and underage drinking charges, but taking into consideration my long juvenile record, they sentenced me to eighteen months in prison. I would do my time at Shelton, the medium-security prison in Washington. As I stood in court to hear my sentencing, the judge reviewed my rap sheet, then addressed me directly.

  “Has anyone ever tried to get you help for your problem, son?”

  I said nothing.

  “Looking at this record, it’s glaringly obvious that you are an alcoholic and drug addict. Every single one of these charges is drug and alcohol related.”

  I still said nothing.

  “Madam Prosecutor, I find it somewhat difficult to comprehend your willingness to send an eighteen-year-old boy still in high school to prison. I am shocked that it did not occur to you to help this kid.

  “Mr. Lanegan, I am giving you a once-in-a-lifetime chance. I strongly suggest you do some soul-searching and self-reflection. I am suspending this sentence on the condition that you complete a year of outpatient substance-abuse treatment. You are also hereby ordered by the court to take regular, supervised doses of the drug Antabuse. If you fail to meet these requirements to the T, I’ll have no qualms about sending you to Shelton for a year and a half.”

  I walked out in a daze. I knew the judge had cut me a huge break. But my biggest concern was how I’d be able to drink while taking a drug that existed solely to make you deathly ill if you drank. As a kid, in the middle of wintertime at a local park, I’d seen a Native American man drink after he’d taken it. He’d become wretched, lying on his back on a picnic table, groaning in misery. I knew better than to tempt fate and drink alcohol during my court-ordered year of sobriety.

  But in 1982, nobody in my program even got piss tested. I continued to sell and use weed and acid daily. Almost every day before school, I’d eat a small hit of acid, do a couple hits of weed, and hop in my truck and head to class. Four nights a week, I went to my program. Many times in group when the counselor went around the room asking everyone “Clean and sober today?” I would be stoned or lightly frying on acid.

  Two weeks into my final season of baseball, I was having my best year ever, by far. Even though it was still early in the season, I was nonetheless hitting .700 and sometimes batting cleanup or fifth, depending on the opposing lineup, the two power spots in the batting order. Pitching had become practically effortless. I was brought in as closer in the final couple of innings if we were leading. Throwing at least twice as hard as our starting pitcher, I either struck out batter after batter or wildly beaned them in the body or the head, giving them a free ride to first.

  With that well-deserved reputation for wildness, I already had the advantage as opposing hitters stepped in. No one wanted to get hit with a fastball, and I once or twice closed the game with three straight strikeouts. Finally, after years of mediocre seasons, my burning desire to win was being fulfilled. And it was rumored that scouts who worked for college teams had begun to turn up to see us play, although with my seven-­stories-below-average grades it was a virtual impossibility that I’d ever make it to college. Baseball had provided escape from my mother as a child, but it was doubtfully going to be my ticket out of the stagnant puddle of piss that Ellensburg had become to me.

  Our high school vice principal turned up at one practice and pulled Coach Taylor aside. We couldn’t hear what they were saying, but when my coach threw his hat to the ground and got up in the administrator’s face like an angry pro manager arguing a call with an umpire, my teammates laughed. I laughed along with them. Then the coach called me over.

  It had been brought to the school’s attention that I had failed a home economics class the previous semester and thus had not passed the minimum amount of classes required to participate in sports. The vice principal had been informing the coach that my baseball career was over.

  Taylor wasn’t ready to accept this decision so he w
ent to the home economics teacher who had blown the whistle on me in the first place. She made a deal with him. If I would get to school an hour before regular classes began and take her class again, then I could continue to play baseball, the only thing I cared about. I worried how I’d make it to class at a time when I’d normally be doing bong hits in my bedroom, but I agreed to the deal; I would have agreed to anything to play.

  My first day of early-morning Home Economics, Part II, my teacher had a few things she wanted to get off her chest.

  “Mark Lanegan. You are one of the students I watch walking around this school who make me sick to my stomach.”

  This, I had not anticipated.

  “I know you think you are Joe Cool, but I’m here to tell you that you’re sadly mistaken. What you are is a piece of trash. I only agreed to this because I want you to see what you’re really made of, although I already know. And don’t think you’re fooling me, or anyone else. I’m well aware you are taking marijuana every day.”

  That last part, she had nailed correctly.

  “If you think this is going to be easy, then again, you are mistaken, my friend. You will find this class to be much more difficult now, since the last time you were here you seemed to think it was some sort of joke. It’s no joke, buddy. You will have a ton of homework and I will expect you to have it finished every morning when you arrive. If you are ever late with anything, then our deal is off. I wish you the best of luck.”

 

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