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The IDIOTA CODE
A good old decaffeinated Murder and Violence Story.
No birds or animals were harassed in the making of this book.
Any person living, dead, or fictional who claims they resemble the characters in this book will be challenged in court before the King, to joust on horseback unless such person is under psychiatric care. The author affirms that if anything and everything inside this book resembles anything and everything outside this book it is pure co-incidence.
Dedicated to Teresa
Written by Tobias Dingbat
Illustrated by Tobias Dingbat
Copyright 29 January 2011 by T. Dingbat
ISBN: 978-0-9870533-1-2
“The IDIOTA CODE”
When four Zurich Gnomes of the American Capitalist Church are kidnapped, Noodles and Botzi are summoned by Papa Speculatus III to his Basilica, the Golden Sucks Tower on Wall Street to go on a mission and save them. The missing Capitalist monsignors are the only ones who hold the codes to the multi-billion bullion stored in Swiss caves. Our boys can’t unravel teaser clues which they found, and as a last resort they enlist the brains of the famous Negative Detective, Professor Matto Pipistrello to explain what is going on. Alas, some serious murders cause a change in plans, and the Bio-Teks have to return to tell the Papa he too is in great danger. The anti-clutter reactor which Noodles invented has been stolen from the CERN laboratories in Switzerland and the ancient brotherhood of the Calamari, thought extinct, has surfaced with a vengeance, not only to annihilate Papa Speculatus III but also the whole Capitalist Church….But wait! -There’s more…..
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What others are saying about “The Idiota Code”
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Taking a coffee break during the Battle of Britain Winsome Churchill said this about ‘The Idiota Code’ “Never in the field of human literature was so much written for so many and read by so few.”
Abraham Lincoln put it this way, “You can fool some people all of the time but not all the people all the time. ‘The Idiota Code’ therefore fills an important role - fooling all the people some of the time.”
President George Brush: “This book tells of a Mission Impossible that became a Mission Accomplished. Botzi and Noodles were CIA agents during the Iraqi war, working as court jesters for Saddam and distracting him into losing the war. Their work is still ‘Top Secret’ and secure from Wikileaks. After reading 2 pages all patriots should throw this book overboard from an air-craft carrier.”
“Famous author Tobias Dingbat was in line to win a Pulitzer Prize last night but strayed behind a queue leading to a soup kitchen. He took home 2 pullets instead.” The New Yolk Times.
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“The IDIOTA CODE”
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Table of Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter___3
Chapter___4
Chapter___5
Chapter___6
Chapter___7
Chapter___8
Chapter___9
Chapter__10
Chapter__11
Chapter__12
Chapter__13
Chapter__14
Chapter__15
Chapter__16
Chapter__17
Chapter__18
Chapter__19
Chapter__20
Chapter__21
Chapter__22
Chapter__23
Chapter__24
Chapter__25
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“E 'fantastico -che funziona!” (It’s fantastic -it works!) Leonardo slapped his plans on the table in front of Lorenzo de Medici. The great Lorenzo screwed up his Bob Hope nose and stared at him.
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