by Eric Flint
De Maille issued that same, completely humorless chuckle. "No, as a matter of fact. Some were, some weren't. Charles de Valois himself, for instance, has normally been considered one of Richelieu's men. But you may rest assured, Jean, that from this moment forward-from the moment they yielded at Ahrensbok-every single one of them became Monsieur Gaston's fiercest enthusiast. They have no choice, really."
Lefebvre shook his head. "I think that's a bit too sweeping, Urbain. Not every French officer at Ahrensbok covered himself with pig shit. I grant you, poor de la Porte will probably take the blame for the surrender itself, but what else could he do under the circumstances? And while his charge failed, the reports would seem to indicate that Guebriant conducted himself courageously."
De la Mothe-Houdancourt stroked his huge nose. "Much good that'll do them. The cardinal can probably save them from any other penalties, but their careers are still ruined. They may wind up joining Gaston's camp simply because they don't see any choice."
Both Lefebvre and de Maille gave Turenne a sharp, meaningful glance. The young marshal cleared his throat. "This is all speculation, gentlemen. Interesting, but not of immediate concern. To go back a bit, Francois, you said there was one exception to the general run of reports."
"Ah, yes. In fact, they're waiting in a room upstairs. The two officers who commanded the attempt on the ironclads. They arrived this morning, and expressed a desire to speak to you."
"Privately, I imagine."
"Yes, Marshal."
"Well, I see no reason I shouldn't. While I'm about that business, gentlemen, the rest of you had best see to the preparations for the march."
Seeing their stares, he smiled thinly. "Our march tomorrow, back to France. Or has it escaped your attention that one of the many unfortunate results of Ahrensbok is certain to be the rapid withdrawal of Duesseldorf's hospitality?"
The officers looked about the big room, their eyes falling upon the tavern keeper. For his part, that worthy fellow had carefully remained at a great enough distance that no one could suspect him of eavesdropping. Now, seeing the officers staring at him, he paused in his vigorous wiping of the countertop and gave them a smile.
"That's a rather thin, tight smile," mused de la Mothe-Houdancourt. "The sort a man has when he's desperately trying to keep from pissing his pants. If I recall correctly-and it wasn't but a week ago-that was a cheerful grin when we first arrived."
"So it was," agreed Lefebvre, scraping back his chair and rising to his feet. "And so it is. The marshal's right. This very moment, in fact, I suspect, the duke of Julich-Berg is pissing his own pants. He'll want us out of here before we draw the attention of unfriendly and newly enlarged neighbors upon him."
"Fat lot of good it'll do him," murmured Gassion, also rising.
Upstairs, after hearing the reports provided by Anatole du Bouvard and Leandre Olier, Turenne nodded and gave du Bouvard a friendly clap on the shoulders. Then, for good measure, did the same for Olier.
"As you say, a desperate business, and one that was never likely to succeed anyway. No fault of yours, of course."
Seeing the strained expressions of the two young officers, Turenne gave them a serene smile in response. "You may rest assured I will say the same in my report to the cardinal. Now, have you given any thought to the future?"
When he came back downstairs, he said to Lefebvre, "I've given them commissions, but I'd actually like you to take them under your wing, Francois."
Lefebvre looked skeptical. "I have a feeling they're both something in the way of rogues, Marshal."
Turenne chuckled. "Oh, yes. But who better for the purpose? I'm thinking it's time we created a real intelligence division, instead of just relying on your own wits."
"I did, what, exactly, to deserve this honor?"
"You were too good at your job, of course. Haven't you learned by now that no worthy deed ever goes unpunished?"
"So it is." Lefebvre sighed. "There's more news, Marshal. The subaltern we left behind at Wietze has just returned. He's waiting for you outside. With a message from the USE prime minister himself, no less."
As they headed for the door, Turenne lifted his eyebrows. "Stearns came to Wietze? That soon?"
"Well, the note was written by someone else, but apparently it came by radio from Stearns."
"Ah, yes. That 'radio.' Has it struck you yet, Francois, that there's something-"
"Fishy about all that, as they'd say. Yes, Marshal. It has. In fact, there's a Russian word for it-not our Russia, theirs-that the Americans like to use themselves. 'Maskirovka.' It means deception, disguise, a ruse, especially applied to war. I've come to suspect those giant stone towers they've built here and there are a fraud of sorts."
"Look into it, would you?"
"Certainly." By then, they'd passed out the door into the courtyard beyond. The subaltern waiting for him handed Turenne the note.
He read it quickly enough. It was written in both English and German, since apparently they'd had no one at Wietze who could translate into French. Not surprising, of course, given what must have been the chaos still there.
No matter. Turenne was not fluent in either language, especially when spoken, but he could read them well enough.
"So," he said, handing the note to Lefebvre. The intelligence officer read it more quickly, being quite fluent in both tongues.
"Most gracious," said Lefebvre approvingly, when he finished.
"Yes, it is. Gracious enough, I'm thinking, that it would be worth the effort to send a reply along with the report. A request, rather."
"The nature of which is…"
"That they pass along to two of their captives a personal letter from me. I feel obliged, under the circumstances, to send Charles de la Porte and the comte de Guebriant my admiration and respects for their valor at Ahrensbok. And I think we should include an offer-slightly veiled, you understand, nothing crude-of commissions should they find themselves unemployed elsewhere in the future, once they've been ransomed."
Lefebvre grinned, and lapsed for a moment into informality. "You're still only twenty-two years old, Henri. You've got no business thinking like this, yet."
Turenne shrugged. "Alas, life seems determined to age me quickly. What's that American expression? The witty curse, I mean."
Lefebvre understood immediately. "It's Chinese, actually. The Americans steal like magpies, when it comes to language. 'May you live in interesting times.' "
"Yes, that one. We're in interesting times, I'm thinking, Francois. So best we get more interesting than anyone. And do so very quickly."
The siege lines of the Spanish army in the Low Countries, outside the walls of Amsterdam
"All the troops are back in the trenches, Your Highness," said Miguel de Manrique. "It went very smoothly. No problems at all."
"Thank you, Miguel." The cardinal-infante nodded toward the man standing next to him, the artist Rubens. "Give the details later to Pieter. He can include them in the letter we'll be sending to my brother, the king of Spain. Explaining that, unfortunately, the mule-headed intransigence of the archbishop of Cologne prevented us from passing through Munster to come to the aid of the French at Ahrensbok."
Understanding that he'd been given a polite dismissal, the Spanish general bowed and withdrew. When he was gone, Don Fernando gave the walls of Amsterdam no more than a glance before he resumed his conversation with Rubens.
"Months? I'd had the impression all along that you wanted me to hasten the process, Pieter."
The artist pursed his lips. "Well… not exactly. I simply felt you were overly concerned with the reaction of the court in Madrid. Which-I will be blunt here, Your Highness-is going to be a furious one, no matter when you make public the formal decision. And would have been, at any time, and under any conditions. The count-duke of Olivares is probably the most flexible of that lot, but that's not saying much."
The Spanish prince smiled. "About like saying that oak is a bit less rigid than steel, yes. I grant you
that. But I still don't understand why you think we should keep delaying for several more months."
Rubens wagged his hand, back and forth. "I propose to delay only some things, Your Highness. You should propose an immediate and full cessation of hostilities. A cease-fire on all fronts. And when I say 'immediately,' I mean within the hour. By tomorrow morning, from what Rebecca Abrabanel told me yesterday evening, the Achates and its accompanying ships will arrive in Amsterdam. In fact, they've already entered the Zuider Zee. They could be here sometime tonight, from what she says, except that her husband is deliberately delaying their progress."
He gave the prince a quick glance. "The reason for which, I trust, is obvious."
Don Fernando scowled. "Obvious indeed. The ruthless bastard wants to sail into the harbor in broad daylight, just to rub salt into the wounds."
"Only if the wounds are still open, Your Highness. Yes, he's ruthless, but he's not actually a bastard. Had he chosen to, he could have left you no way to avoid the public humiliation."
"Well… true enough." For a moment, the young and bold prince surfaced. "Are you sure-I mean, we've had no direct reports-"
"Please, Your Highness. No direct reports? I remind you that you spoke yourself-just yesterday-to our ambassador in Copenhagen, when you crossed into Amsterdam under flag of truce. Or do you think American technical wizardry allows them to mimic voices over the radio?"
"Ha! The old donkey's voice, maybe. But not his irritating mannerisms, which I remember from when I was a boy. But I wasn't referring to that, Pieter. I don't doubt one of their ironclads could ruin our fleet blockading Amsterdam-although I will remind you that the Danes did manage to sink one of them. But Stearns does not have an ironclad at his disposal. He only has… well…"
Don Fernando's voice trailed off, as the young and impetuous prince sank below the surface again, replaced by the canny scion of Europe's canniest royal family. "Well, fine. One of those paddle-wheeled things, that seem to be as dangerous to ships as the ironclads, if not to heavy fortifications. I grant you that."
"I'll add into the bargain that Stearns apparently sailed right up the Thames to get his people out, the English Navy be damned. And I'll also add that while, yes, the Danes managed to completely destroy one of the USE's ships and even disable one of the ironclads, they only did so because of the recklessness of a Danish prince who was not the heir to the throne. I trust…"
"Not likely!" the cardinal-infante barked, almost laughing. "No, I'm afraid my reckless days are now behind me. And at the tender age of twenty-three! Is there no justice?"
"Not for princes, not in these times," came the blunt reply. "You need to send that proposal for a cease-fire within the hour, Your Highness."
Don Fernando didn't hesitate for more than a second or two. "Yes, you're right. Done. But why postpone the rest for so long?"
Rubens went back to his hand-wagging. "Not everything works in the Swede's favor now, Your Highness. To start with, that daring French raid on their oil works probably means that their mechanical war devices won't have fuel much longer. Not for a while, at least. And without them, assaulting your works here in the Low Countries will be a costly business. If it could even succeed at all, for that matter. Gustav Adolf has other enemies, you know. He can't amass his entire army against you. Beyond that…"
The artist and diplomat paused for a moment, his eyes become slightly unfocused. "Beyond that, there's the more general problem he faces. He's just swallowed an enormous meal, you know-or is about to, I should say-and will need time to digest it."
"That Union of Kalmar business?"
"Yes. Scandinavia hasn't been effectively unified since the days of Queen Margaretha, back in the fourteenth century-and that didn't last very long. Norsemen are every bit as disputatious as Germans, you know. And now Gustav Adolf proposes to do it again, only this time effectively."
"Not likely!"
Rubens shrugged. "Not easily, for sure. Which means he'll be preoccupied with that business for some time. Months, certainly, until sometime in the autumn. The same months I recommend that you delay any final political settlement. Just leave the cease-fire in place, and bide your time."
"But for what reasons, Pieter? You just pointed out yourself that my older brother and his court are going to imitate a volcano, no matter when I move. So why wait?"
"To be honest, Your Highness, I don't have a clear answer to that. It's just a matter of my… diplomatic and political instincts, you could call it. Once the hostilities end-and given that no one is in position to threaten you any time soon-I simply think it's to your advantage to wait. If I had to give you a more precise answer, let me just say that a period of waiting will allow all parties involved to… 'warm up to each other,' is the way I think our nurse Anne Jefferson would put it. The same nurse-call her doctor, now, rather-whom you will immediately invite to come openly into our cities and towns to the south, to oversee medical and sanitary projects. Starting with Brussels."
Don Fernando winced. "If I let her come-openly, as you say-there will be no way to prevent Richter from coming either. Openly or not."
"Then make that invitation open also, Your Highness-since you can't prevent her from coming, anyway."
The prince's eyes almost bulged. "You can't be serious."
"Yes, I am. Be realistic, Your Highness. Sooner or later, you will have to deal with the Committees of Correspondence throughout a united Netherlands. That being the case, better to do it sooner and do it yourself-while you still have the chance to negotiate the terms of the forthcoming disputes."
"Ha! You schemer!" Don Fernando gave Rubens a jeering little smile. "And, by the same token, establish-they call it the 'ground rules,' I think-whereby that fledgling committee of yours and Scaglia's can join the dispute."
"Well. Yes. Better that than what they call a 'free-for-all.' A chaotic melee with no rules of any sort."
The young prince thought about it for a minute or so. Then, sighing a bit, he shrugged his shoulders. "I suppose you're right. New times, new methods. But-!"
He held up an admonishing finger. "I leave it to you-you, Pieter, not me!-to explain to my aunt how it comes to be that the troll-woman Richter has free passage in Brussels."
Rubens tugged at his beard. "Um. Her Grace is still a bit furious over that business, isn't she? Well, perhaps the archduchess Isabella and the agitator Gretchen Richter will warm up to each other, given time." After a moment, he added: "A very great deal of time, of course."
Besancon, The Franche-Comte
"So we have more time, then, in other words," said Friedrich Kanoffski von Langendorff. He looked around the table at the other members of Der Kloster whom Bernhard of Saxe-Weimar had summoned to the salon in the town's Hotel de Ville, before his gaze returned to their commander.
"That's my assessment," said Bernhard. "Judging from the tone of his note that arrived this morning, Cardinal Richelieu is furious with me. But he maintained the veneer of civility, and-formally-accepts my explanation that recent troop movements on the part of General Horn in Swabia made it impossible for me to send any significant forces as far north as Holstein."
The duke of Saxe-Weimar bestowed a cold grin on his assembled subordinates. "What choice does he have, really, after that catastrophe at Ahrensbok? True, we betrayed him-but we don't pose a direct threat, either. What's a small little stab in the back, compared to the fangs and talons of Monsieur Gaston, rising like a great bear in front of him?"
After the laughter died down, Bernhard shook his head. "No, we'll simply continue as before. Gather our strength, but keep our final goals obscure. Time works entirely on our side, for the next few months. Perhaps as much as a year, or even two."
He held up his hand, thumb and fingers widely spread. Then, closed down the thumb with the fingers of his other hand. "The Swede will be preoccupied with absorbing Denmark, and then come next year he'll turn his attention to Saxony and Brandenburg. That's bound to bring in the Austrians and the Poles, of course.
His General Horn will be a nuisance, but Horn on his own can't threaten us."
The forefinger was closed. "Neither can Maximilian of Bavaria, without Austrian support, and the Austrians will most likely be preoccupied elsewhere."
Now, the middle finger. "Within a year, France may start dissolving into civil war. Even if Richelieu manages to prevent that, he'll be far too busy to pay much attention to us."
He closed the last two fingers. "That leaves the Spaniards and their possessions in Italy. Hard to know, yet, exactly how that situation will unfold. But the way things are looking in the Netherlands, more and more, I think the Spanish crown will also have bigger issues to deal with than what happens to a part of their Spanish Road-which they haven't been able to use in years, anyway."
He leaned back in his chair. "Patience, gentlemen. All we have to do now is keep attending properly to details. Such as-"
The cold grin returned. "Such as the letter I will write this evening, to my old friend Jean-Baptiste Budes, comte de Guebriant, now held in groaning captivity. Making clear to him-delicately, of course-that my offer of employment still stands."
Chapter 65
A stay in heaven, Eddie Cantrell discovered, lasts for two and a half days. On the evening of the third day, the Devil came to collect the bill-seeing as how Eddie had tried to cheat and get to heaven before he was actually dead.
An oversight which could easily be remedied, of course.
The soldiers who tried to clamber into the submarine eventually realized they'd have to leave their halberds behind. By then, Anne Cathrine was in full protest mode-they paid that no attention at all-and Eddie knew the jig was up.
So, he surrendered without a struggle.
Once he was hauled out of the submarine, with Anne Cathrine being hauled only a bit more gently behind him, he found himself standing face to face with King Christian IV.
The father in question. Whose temper, alas, showed no trace of subsidence. Not the least, tiniest, littlest bit.
