“I have a small bottle of poison in my handbag,” Jessica said. “Wouldn’t that be better?”
Will narrowed his eyes like a gangster.
“Perfect,” he said. “We’ll take her to some dark alley and poison her to death.”
“Wouldn’t an apartment someplace be a better venue?” Jessica asked.
And it suddenly occurred to him that perhaps they weren’t discussing murder at all, jokingly or otherwise. Was it possible that what Jessica had in mind was a three-way?
“Go talk to the lady,” she said. “After that, we’ll improvise.”
Will wasn’t very good at picking up girls in bars.
In fact, aside from his “What’ll we do for a little excitement tonight?” line, he didn’t have many other approaches in his repertoire. He was emboldened somewhat by Jessica’s encouraging nod from where she sat at the opposite end of the bar, but he still felt somewhat timid about taking the empty stool alongside Alice or Patricia or whatever her name was.
It had been his experience that plain girls were less responsive to flattery than were truly knockout beauties. He guessed that was because they were expecting to be lied to, and were wary of being duped and disappointed yet another time. Alice or Patricia or Whoever proved to be no exception to this general Plain-Jane observation. Will took the stool next to hers, turned to her, and said, “Excuse me, Miss,” exactly as he’d rehearsed it with Jessica, but before he could utter another word, she recoiled as if he’d slapped her. Eyes wide, seemingly surprised, she said, “What? What is it?”
“I’m sorry if I startled you…”
“No, that’s all right,” she said. “What is it?”
Her voice was high and whiney, with an accent he couldn’t quite place. Her eyes behind their thick round lenses were a very dark brown, still wide now with either fright or suspicion, or both. Staring at him unblinkingly, she waited.
“I don’t want to bother you,” he said, “but…”
“That’s all right, really,” she said. “What is it?”
“My friend and I couldn’t help noticing…”
“Your friend?”
“The lady sitting just opposite us. The blonde lady at the other end of the bar?” Will said, and pointed to Jessica, who obligingly raised her hand in greeting.
“Oh. Yes,” she said. “I see.”
“We couldn’t help notice that you were sitting here, drinking alone,” he said. “We thought you might care to join us.”
“Oh,” she said.
“Do you think you might care to? Join us?”
There was a moment’s hesitation. The brown eyes blinked, softened. The slightest smile formed on her thin-lipped mouth.
“I think I would like to, yes,” she said. “I’d like to.”
They sat at a small table some distance from the bar, in a dimly lighted corner of the room. Susan-and not Patricia or Alice, as it turned out-ordered another Chardonnay. Jessica stuck to her martinis. Will ordered another bourbon on the rocks.
“No one should sit drinking alone three days before Christmas,” Jessica said.
“Oh, I agree, I agree,” Susan said.
She had an annoying habit of saying everything twice. Made it sound as if there were an echo in the place.
“But this bar is on my way home,” she said, “and I thought I’d stop in for a quick glass of wine.”
“Take the chill off,” Jessica agreed, nodding.
“Yes, exactly. Take the chill off.”
She also repeated other people’s words, Will noticed.
“Do you live near here?” Jessica asked.
“Yes. Just around the corner.”
“Where are you from originally?”
“Oh dear, can you still tell?”
“Tell what?” Will asked.
“The accent. Oh dear, does it still show? After all those lessons? Oh my.”
“What accent would that be?” Jessica asked.
“Alabama. Montgomery, Alabama,” she said, making it sound like “Mun’gummy, Alabama.”
“I don’t hear any accent at all,” Jessica said. “Do you detect an accent, Will?”
“Well, it’s a regional dialect, actually,” Susan said.
“You sound like you were born right here in New York,” Will said, lying in his teeth.
“That’s so kind of you, really,” she said. “Really, it’s so very kind.”
“How long have you been up here?” Jessica asked.
“Six months now. I came up at the end of June. I’m an actress.”
An actress, Will thought.
“I’m a nurse,” Jessica said.
An actress and a nurse, Will thought.
“No kidding?” Susan said. “Do you work at some hospital?”
“Beth Israel,” Jessica said.
“I thought that was a synagogue,” Will said.
“A hospital, too,” Jessica said, nodding, and turned back to Susan again. “Would we have seen you in anything?” she asked.
“Well, not unless you’ve been to Montgomery,” Susan said, and smiled. “The Glass Menagerie?. Do you know The Glass Menagerie?. Tennessee Williams? The play by Tennessee Williams? I played Laura Wingate in the Paper Players’ production down there. I haven’t been in anything up here yet. I’ve been waitressing, in fact.”
A waitress, Will thought.
The nurse and I are about to kill the plainest waitress in the city of New York.
Or worse, we’re going to take her to bed.
Afterward, he thought it might have been Jessica who suggested that they buy a bottle of Moët Chandon and take it up to Susan’s apartment for a nightcap, the apartment being so close and all, just around the corner, in fact, as Susan herself had earlier pointed out. Or perhaps it was Will himself who’d made the suggestion, having consumed by then four hefty shots of Jack Daniels, and being somewhat bolder than he might ordinarily have been. Or perhaps it was Susan who invited them up to her place, which was in the heart of the theatrical district, right around the corner from Flanagan’s, where she herself had consumed three or four glasses of Chardonnay and had begun performing for them the entire scene in which the Gentleman Caller breaks the little glass unicorn and Laura pretends it’s no great tragedy, acting both parts for them, which Will felt certain caused the bartender to announce last call a full ten minutes earlier than he should have.
She was some terrible actress.
But oh so inspired!
The minute they hit the street outside, she raised her arms to the heavens above, her fingers widespread, and shouted in her dreadful Southern accent, “Just look at it! Broadway! The Great White Way!” and then did a little sort of pirouette, twirling and dancing up the street, her arms still high over her head.
“My God, let’s kill her quick!” Jessica whispered to Will.
They both burst out laughing.
Susan must have thought they were sharing her exuberance.
Will guessed she didn’t know what lay just ahead.
Or maybe she did.
At this hour of the night, the hookers had already begun their stroll up Eighth Avenue, but none of them so much as lifted an eyebrow to Will, probably figuring he was a John already occupied twice over, one on each arm. In an open liquor store, he bought a bottle of not Moet Chandon but Veuve Clicquot, and they went walking up the avenue together again, arm in arm.
Susan’s apartment was a studio flat on the third floor of a walk-up on Forty-ninth and Ninth. They climbed the steps behind her, and she stopped outside apartment 3A, fiddled for her keys in her handbag, found them at last, and unlocked the door. The place was furnished in what Will called Struggling Young Actress Thrift. A tiny kitchen to the left of the entrance. A double bed against the far wall, a door alongside it leading to what Will supposed was a bathroom. A sofa and two easy chairs and a dresser with a mirror over it. There was a door on the entrance wall, and it opened onto a closet. Susan took their coats and hung them up.
“Mind if I make myself comfortable?” she asked, and went into the bathroom.
Jessica waggled her eyebrows.
Will went into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and emptied two of the ice cube trays into a bowl he found in the overhead cabinets. He also found three juice glasses he supposed would have to serve. Jessica sat on the sofa watching him while he started opening the champagne. A loud pop exploded just as another blonde stepped out of the bathroom.
It took him a moment to realize this was Susan.
“Makeup and costume go a long way toward realizing a character,” she said.
She was now a slender young woman with short straight blonde hair, a nice set of jugs showing in the swooping neckline of a red blouse, a short tight black skirt, good legs in very high-heeled black pumps. She held dangling from her right hand the mousy brown wig she’d been wearing in the bar, and when she opened her left hand and held it out to him, palm flat, he saw the dental prosthesis that had given her the overbite. Through the open bathroom door, he could see her frowzy brown suit hanging on the shower rod. Her spectacles were resting on the bathroom sink.
“Little padding around the waist thickened me out,” she said. “We have all these useful props in class.”
No Southern accent anymore, he noticed. No brown eyes, either.
“But your eyes…” he said.
“Contact lenses,” Susan said.
Her real eyes were as blue as… well, Jessica’s.
In fact, they could pass for sisters.
He said this out loud.
“You could pass for sisters,” he said.
“Maybe ‘cause we are,” Jessica said. “Sure had you going, though, didn’t we?”
“I’ll be damned,” he said.
“Let’s try that champagne,” Susan said, and swiveled into the kitchen where the bottle was now resting in the bowl of ice. She lifted it, poured into the juice glasses, and carried back into the other room the three glasses in a cradle of fingers and thumbs. Jessica plucked one of the glasses free. Susan handed one to Will.
“Here’s to the three of us,” Jessica toasted.
“And improvisation,” Susan added.
They all drank.
Will figured this was going to turn into one hell of a night.
“We’re in the same acting class,” Jessica told him.
She was still sitting on the sofa, legs crossed. Splendid legs. Will was in one of the easy chairs. Susan was in the easy chair opposite him, her legs also crossed, also splendid.
“We both want to be actors,” Jessica explained.
“I thought you were a nurse,” Will said.
“Oh, sure. Same way Sue is a waitress. But our ambition is to act.”
“We’re gonna be stars one day.”
“Our names up in lights on Broadway.”
“The Carter Sisters,” Jessica said.
“Susan and Jessica!” her sister said.
“I’ll drink to that,” Will said.
They all drank again.
“We’re not really from Montgomery, you know,” Jessica said.
“Well, I realize that now. But that certainly was a good accent, Susan.”
“Regional dialect,” she corrected.
“We’re from Seattle.”
“Where it rains all the time,” Will said.
“Oh, that’s not true at all,” Susan said. “Actually it rains less in Seattle than it does in New York, that’s a fact.”
“A statistically proven fact,” Jessica said, nodding in agreement, and draining her glass. “Is there any more bubbly out there?”
“Oh, lots,” Susan said, and shoved herself out of the easy chair, exposing a fair amount of thigh as she got to her feet.
Will handed her his empty glass, too. He sure hoped the ladies wouldn’t be drinking too much here. There was some serious business to take care of here tonight, some serious improvisation to do.
“So how long have you been living here in New York?” he asked. “Was it true what you said in the bar? Is it really only six months?”
“That’s right,” Jessica said. “Since the end of June.”
“We’ve been taking acting classes since then.”
“Were you really in The Glass Menagerie? The Paper Players? Is there such a thing as the Paper Players?”
“Oh yes,” Susan said, coming back with their replenished glasses. “But in Seattle.”
“We’ve never been to Montgomery.”
“That was part of my character,” Susan said. “The character I was assuming in the bar. Little Suzie Sad Ass.”
Both girls laughed.
Will laughed along with them.
“I played Amanda Wingate,” Jessica said.
“In The Glass Menagerie” Susan explained. “When we did it in Seattle. Laura’s mother. Amanda Wingate.”
“Actually I am the older one,” Jessica said. “In real life.”
“She’s thirty,” Susan said. “I’m twenty-eight.”
“Here all alone in the big bad city,” Will said.
“Yep, here all alone,” Jessica said.
“Is that where you girls sleep?” Will asked. “The bed across the room there? The two of you all alone in that big bad bed?”
“Uh-oh,” Jessica said. “He wants to know where we sleep, Sue.”
“Better be careful,” Susan said.
Will figured he ought to back off a little, play it a bit more slowly here.
“So where’s this acting school you go to?” he asked.
“Right on Eighth Avenue.”
“Near the Biltmore,” Susan said. “Do you know the Biltmore Theater?”
“No, I don’t,” Will said. “I’m sorry.”
“Well, near there,” Jessica said. “Madame D’Arbousse, do you know her work?”
“No, I’m sorry, I don’t.”
“Well, she’s only famous,” Susan said.
“I’m sorry, I’m just not familiar with…”
“The D’Arbousse School? You’ve never heard of the D’Arbousse School of Acting?”
“I’m sorry, no.”
“It’s only world-famous,” Susan said.
She seemed to be pouting now, almost petulant. Will figured he was losing ground here. Fast.
“So… uh… what was the idea of putting on the costume tonight?” he asked. “Going to that bar as a… well… I hope you’ll forgive me… a frumpy little file clerk, was what I thought you were.”
“It was that good, huh?” Susan said, smiling. Her smile, without the fake overbite, was actually quite lovely. Her mouth didn’t look as thin-lipped anymore, either. Amazing what a little lipstick could do to plump up a girl’s lips. He imagined those lips on his own lips, in the bed across the room there. He imagined her sister’s lips on his, too. Imagined all their lips entangled, intertwined…
“That was part of the exercise,” Susan said.
“The exercise?”
“Finding the place,” Jessica said.
“The character’s place,” Susan said. “For a private moment,” Jessica explained.
“Finding the place for a character’s private moment.”
“We thought it might be the bar.”
“But now we think it might be here.”
“Well, it will be here,” Jessica said. “Once we create it.”
They were losing Will. More important, he felt he was losing them. That bed, maybe fifteen feet away across the room, seemed to be receding into an unreachable distance. He had to get this thing back on track. But he didn’t know how quite yet. Not while they were rattling on about… what were they saying, anyway?
“I’m sorry,” he said, “but what exactly is it you’re trying to create?”
“A character’s private moment,” Jessica said.
“Is this the place we’re going to use?” Susan asked.
“I think so, yes. Don’t you think so? Our own apartment. A real place. It feels very real to me. Doesn’t it feel re
al to you, Sue?”
“Oh, yes. Yes, it does. It feels very real. But I don’t feel private yet. Do you feel private?”
“No, not yet.”
“Excuse me, ladies…” Will said.
“Ladies, ooo hoo,” Susan said, and rolled her eyes.
“… but we can get a lot more private here, if that’s what you ladies are looking for here.”
“We’re talking about a private moment? Jessica explained. “The way we behave when no one’s watching.”
“No one’s watching us right now,” Will said encouragingly. “We can do whatever we wish to do here, and no one will ever…”
“I don’t think you understand,” Susan said. “A character’s private feelings and emotions are what we’re trying to create here tonight.”
“So let’s start creating all these feelings and emotions,” Will suggested.
“These feelings have to be real” Jessica said.
“They have to be absolutely real,” Susan said.
“So that we can apply them to the scene we’re doing.”
“Ah-ha!” Will said.
“I think he’s got it,” Jessica said.
“By George, he’s got it.”
“You’re rehearsing a scene together.”
“Bravo!”
“What scene?” Will asked.
“A scene in Macbeth,” Susan said.
“Where she tells him to screw his courage to the sticking point,” Jessica said.
“Lady Macbeth.”
“Tells Macbeth. When he’s beginning to waver about killing Duncan.”
“Screw your courage to the sticking point,” Jessica said again, with conviction this time. “And we shall not fail.”
She looked at her sister.
“That was very good,” Susan said.
Will figured maybe they were back on track again.
“Screw your courage, huh?” he said, and smiled knowingly, and took another sip of champagne.
“She’s telling him not to be such a wuss,” Susan said.
“The thing is they’re plotting to kill the king, you see,” Jessica said.
“This is a private moment for both of them.”
“Where they’re both examining what they’re about to do.”
“They’re planning a murder, you see.”
“What does that feel like?” Susan asked.
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