by Dean Koontz
“Smart-mouthing your elders will forever keep you out of the company of saints.”
“Darn. I was looking forward to having a halo. It would make such a convenient reading lamp.”
“As for self-deceit, most people find it as essential for survival as air. You rarely indulge in it. Yet you insist you came here just to tell me about Wilbur and Danny.”
“Have I been insisting?”
“Not with conviction.”
“Why do you think I came here?” I asked.
“You’ve always mistaken my absolute self-assurance for profound thought,” he said without hesitation, “so when you’re looking for deep insight, you seek an audience with me.”
“You mean all the profound insights you’ve given me over the years were actually shallow?”
“Of course they were, dear Odd. Like you, I’m only human, even if I have eleven fingers.”
He does have eleven, six on his left hand. He says one in ninety thousand babies is born with this affliction. Surgeons routinely amputate the unneeded digit.
For some reason that Ozzie has never shared with me, his parents refused permission for the surgery. He was the fascination of other children: the eleven-fingered boy; eventually, the eleven-fingered fat boy; and then the eleven-fingered fat boy with the withering wit.
“As shallow as my insights might have been,” he said, “they were sincerely offered.”
“That’s some comfort, I guess.”
“Anyway, you came here today with a burning philosophical question that’s troubling you, but it troubles you so much you don’t want to ask, after all.”
“No, that isn’t it,” I said.
I looked at the congealing remains of my lobster omelet. At Terrible Chester. At the lawn. At the small woods so green in the morning sun.
Ozzie’s moon-round face could be smug and loving at the same time. His eyes twinkled with an expectation of being proved right.
At last I said, “You know Ernie and Pooka Ying.”
“Lovely people.”
“The tree in their backyard …”
“The brugmansia. It’s a magnificent specimen.”
“Everything about it is deadly, every root and leaf.”
Ozzie smiled as Buddha would have smiled if Buddha had written mystery novels and had relished exotic methods of murder. He nodded approvingly. “Exquisitely poisonous, yes.”
“Why would nice people like Ernie and Pooka want to grow such a deadly tree?”
“For one thing, because it’s beautiful, especially when it’s in flower.”
“The flowers are toxic, too.”
After popping a final morsel of marmaladed brioche into his mouth and savoring it, Ozzie licked his lips and said, “One of those enormous blooms contains sufficient poison, if properly extracted, to kill perhaps a third of the people in Pico Mundo.”
“It seems reckless, even perverse, to spend so much time and effort nurturing such a deadly thing.”
“Does Ernie Ying strike you as a reckless and perverse man?”
“Just the opposite.”
“Ah, then Pooka must be the monster. Her self-deprecating manner must disguise a heart of the most malevolent intention.”
“Sometimes,” I said, “it seems to me that a friend might not take such pleasure in making fun of me as you do.”
“Dear Odd, if one’s friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends. How else would one learn to avoid saying those things that would elicit laughter from strangers? The mockery of friends is affectionate, and inoculates against foolishness.”
“That sure sounds profound,” I said.
“Medium shallow,” he assured me. “May I educate you, lad?”
“You can try.”
“There’s nothing reckless about growing the brugmansia. Equally poisonous plants are everywhere in Pico Mundo.”
I was dubious. “Everywhere?”
“You’re so busy with the supernatural world that you know too little about the natural.”
“I don’t get much time to go bowling, either.”
“Those flowering oleander hedges all over town? Oleander in Sanskrit means ‘horse killer.’ Every part of the plant is deadly.”
“I like the variety with red flowers.”
“If you burn it, the smoke is poisonous,” Ozzie said. “If bees spend too much time with oleander, the honey will kill you. Azaleas are equally fatal.”
“Everybody plants azaleas.”
“Oleander will kill you quickly. Azaleas, ingested, take a few hours. Vomiting, paralysis, seizures, coma, death. Then there’s savin, henbane, foxglove, jimsonweed … all here in Pico Mundo.”
“And we call her Mother Nature.”
“There’s nothing fatherly about time and what it does to us, either,” Ozzie said.
“But, sir, Ernie and Pooka Ying know the brugmansia is deadly. In fact, its deadliness is why they planted and nurtured it.”
“Think of it as a Zen thing.”
“I would—if I knew what that meant.”
“Ernie and Pooka seek to understand death and to master their fear of it by domesticating it in the form of the brugmansia.”
“That sounds medium shallow.”
“No. That’s actually profound.”
Although I didn’t want the Danish, I picked it up and took a huge bite. I poured coffee into a mug, to have something that I could hold.
I couldn’t sit there any longer doing nothing. I felt that if my hands weren’t busy, I’d start tearing at things.
“Why,” I wondered, “do people tolerate murder?”
“Last time I looked, it was against the law.”
“Simon Makepeace killed once. And they let him out.”
“The law isn’t perfect.”
“You should’ve seen Dr. Jessup’s body.”
“Not necessary. I have a novelist’s imagination.”
As my hands had gotten busy with Danish I didn’t want and with coffee I didn’t drink, Ozzie’s hands had gone still. They were folded on the table in front of him.
“Sir, I often think about all those people, shot.…”
He did not ask to whom I was referring. He knew that I meant the forty-one shot at the mall the previous August, the nineteen dead.
I said, “Haven’t watched or read the news in a long time. But people talk about what’s happening in the world, so I hear things.”
“Just remember, the news isn’t life. Reporters have a saying—‘If it bleeds, it leads.’ Violence sells, so violence gets reported.”
“But why does bad news sell so much better than good?”
He sighed and leaned back in his chair, which creaked. “We’re getting close now.”
“Close to what?”
“To the question that brought you here.”
“That burning philosophical thing? No, sir, there isn’t one. I’m just … rambling.”
“Ramble for me, then.”
“What’s wrong with people?”
“Which people?”
“Humanity, I mean. What’s wrong with humanity?”
“That was a very short ramble indeed.”
“Sir?”
“Your lips should feel scorched. The burning question just fell from them. It’s quite a puzzler to put to another mortal.”
“Yes, sir. But I’ll be happy even with one of your standard shallow answers.”
“The correct question has three equal parts. What’s wrong with humanity? Then … what’s wrong with nature, with its poison plants, predatory animals, earthquakes, and floods? And last … what’s wrong with cosmic time, as we know it, which steals everything from us?”
Ozzie may assert that I mistake his absolute self-confidence for profundity; but I do not. He is truly wise. Evidently, however, life has taught him that the wise make targets of themselves.
A lesser mind might try to hide its brilliance behind a mask of stupidity. He chooses, instead, to conceal his true
wisdom under a flamboyant pretense of erudition that he is pleased to let people think is the best of him.
“Those three questions,” he said, “have the same answer.”
“I’m listening.”
“It’s no good if I just give it to you. You’ll resist it—and waste years of your life looking for an answer that pleases you more. When you arrive at it on your own, however, you’ll be convinced by it.”
“That’s all you have to say?”
He smiled and shrugged.
“I come here with a burning philosophical question, and all I get is breakfast?”
“You got quite a lot of breakfast,” he said. “I will tell you this much—you already know the answer and always have. You don’t have to discover it so much as recognize it.”
I shook my head. “Sometimes, you’re a frustrating man.”
“Yes, but I’m always gloriously fat and fun to look at.”
“You can be as mystical as a damn …” Terrible Chester still sat on the top porch step, riveted by me. “… as mystical as a damn cat.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“It wasn’t meant as one.” I pushed my chair away from the table. “I’d better go.”
As usual when I leave, he insisted on struggling to his feet. I am always concerned that the effort to get up will spike his blood pressure into the stroke zone and fell him on the spot.
He hugged me, and I hugged him, which we always do on parting, as if we do not expect to see each other again.
I wonder if sometimes the distribution of souls gets screwed up, and the wrong spirit ends up in the wrong baby. I suppose this is blasphemous. But then, with my smart mouth, I’ve already blown any chance of sainthood.
Surely, with his kind heart, Ozzie was meant for slim good health and ten fingers. And my life would make more sense if I had been his son instead of the offspring of the troubled parents who had failed me.
When the hug was done, he said, “What now?”
“I don’t know. I never do. It comes to me.”
Chester did not pee on my shoes.
I walked to the end of the deep yard, through the woodlet, and left by the gate in the back fence.
CHAPTER 12
Not entirely to my surprise, again the Blue Moon Cafe.
The cloak of night had dressed the alleyway with some romance, but daylight had stripped it of the pretense of beauty. This was not a realm of filth and vermin; it was merely gray, grim, drab, and unwelcoming.
All but universally, human architecture values front elevations over back entrances, public spaces over private. For the most part, this is a consequence of limited resources, budgets.
Danny Jessup says that this aspect of architecture is also a reflection of human nature, that most people care more about their appearance than they do about the condition of their souls.
Although I’m not as cynical as Danny, and although I don’t think the analogy between back doors and souls is well drawn, I’ll admit to seeing some truth in what he says.
What I could not see, here in the pale-lemon morning light, was any clue that might lead me a single step closer to him or to his psychotic father.
The police had done their work and gone. The Ford van had been hauled away.
I hadn’t come here with the expectation that I would find a clue overlooked by the authorities and, shifting into Sherlock, would track down the bad guys in a rush of deductive reasoning.
I returned because this was where my sixth sense had failed me. I hoped to find it again, as though it were a spool of ribbon that I’d dropped and that had rolled out of sight. If I could locate the loose end of the ribbon, I could follow it to the spool.
Opposite the kitchen entrance of the cafe was the second-floor window from which the elderly woman in the blue robe had watched as I had approached the van only hours ago. The drapes were shut.
Briefly I considered having a word with her. But she had already been interviewed by the police. They are far more skilled than I am at teasing valuable observations from witnesses.
I walked slowly north to the end of the block. Then I turned and walked south, past the Blue Moon.
Trucks were angled between the Dumpsters; early deliveries were being received, inspected, inventoried. Shopkeepers, almost an hour ahead of their employees, were busy at the rear entrances of their establishments.
Death came, Death went, but commerce flowed eternal.
A few people noticed me. I knew none of them well, some of them not at all.
The character of their recognition was uncomfortably familiar to me. They knew me as the hero, as the guy who stopped the lunatic who had shot all those people the previous August.
Forty-one were shot. Some were crippled for life, disfigured. Nineteen died.
I might have prevented all of it. Then I might have been a hero.
Chief Porter says hundreds would have perished if I hadn’t acted when I did, how I did. But the potential victims, those spared, do not seem real to me.
Only the dead seem real.
None of them have lingered. They all moved on.
But too many nights I see them in my dreams. They appear as they were in life, and as they might have been if they had survived.
On those nights, I wake with a sense of loss so terrible that I would prefer not ever to wake again. But I do wake, and I go on, for that is what the daughter of Cassiopeia, one of the nineteen, would want me to do, would expect me to do.
I have a destiny that I must earn. I live to earn it, and then to die.
The only benefit of being tagged a hero is that you are regarded by most people with some degree of awe and that, by playing to this awe, by wearing a somber expression and avoiding eye contact, you can almost always ensure that your privacy will be respected.
Wandering the alleyway, occasionally observed but undisturbed, I came to a narrow undeveloped lot. A chain-link fence restricted access.
I tried the gate. Locked.
A sign declared MARAVILLA COUNTY FLOOD-CONTROL PROJECT, and in red letters warned AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY.
Here I discovered the unspooled ribbon of my sixth sense. Touching the chain-link gate, I felt certain that Danny had gone this way.
A lock would be no impediment to a determined fugitive like Simon Makepeace, whose criminal skills had been enhanced by years of prison learning.
Beyond the fence, in the center of the lot, stood a ten-foot-square slump-stone building with a concrete barrel-tile roof. The two plank doors on the front of this structure were no doubt also locked, but the hardware looked ancient.
If Danny had been forced through this gate and through those doors, as I sensed he had been, Simon had not chosen this route on impulse. This had been part of his plan.
Or perhaps he had intended to retreat here only if things went badly at Dr. Jessup’s place. Because of my timely arrival at the radiologist’s house and because of Chief Porter’s decision to block both highways, they had come here.
After parking in the Blue Moon lot, Simon had not put Danny in another vehicle. They had instead gone through this gate, through those doors, and down into a world below Pico Mundo, a world that I knew existed but that I had never visited.
My first impulse was to reach Chief Porter and to share what I intuited.
Turning away from the fence, I felt restrained by a subsequent intuition: Danny’s situation was so tenuous that a traditional search party, pursuing them into the depths, would likely be the death of him.
Furthermore, I sensed that while his situation might be grave, he was not in imminent danger. In this particular chase, speed wasn’t as important as stealth, and the pursuit would be successful only if I remained acutely observant of every detail the trail provided.
I had no way of knowing any of this to be true. I felt it in a half-assed precognitive way that is far more than a hunch but far short of an unequivocal vision.
Why I see the dead but cannot hear from them, why I
can seek with psychic magnetism and sometimes find, but only sometimes, why I sense the looming threat but not its details, I do not know. Perhaps nothing in this broken world can be pure or of a piece, unfractured. Or perhaps I haven’t learned to harness all the power I possess.
One of my most bitter regrets from the previous August is that in the rush and tumble of events, I had at times relied on reason when gut feelings would have served me better.
Daily I walk a high wire, always in danger of losing my balance. The essence of my life is supernatural, which I must respect if I am to make the best use of my gift. Yet I live in the rational world and am subject to its laws. The temptation is to be guided entirely by impulses of an otherworldly origin—but in this world a long fall will always end in a hard impact.
I survive by finding the sweet spot between reason and unreason, between the rational and the irrational. In the past, my tendency has been to err on the side of logic, at the expense of faith—faith in myself and in the Source of my gift.
If I failed Danny, as I believed that I had failed others the previous August, I would surely come to despise myself. In failure, I would resent having been given the gift that defines me. If my destiny can be fulfilled only through the use of my sixth sense, too great a loss of self-respect and self-confidence would lead me to another fate different from the one that I desire, making a lie of the fortune-machine card that is framed above my bed.
This time I would choose to err on the side of illogic. I had to trust intuition, and plunge as I had never plunged before, with blind faith.
I would not call Chief Porter. If my heart said I alone must go after Danny, I would obey my heart.
CHAPTER 13
At my apartment, I stuffed a small back-pack with items I might need, including two flashlights and a package of spare batteries.
In the bedroom, I stood at the foot of the bed, silently reading the framed card on the wall: YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER.
I wanted to pry out the backing and remove the card from the frame, to take it with me. I would feel safer with it, protected.
This was a variety of irrational thought that could never serve me well. A card dispensed by a machine in a carnival arcade is not the equivalent of a fragment of the true cross.
