“Good. Then if everyone’s here, let’s go on board and get started. No need to wait to the last minute.”
“I’m afraid there is, Captain,” said Rembrandt. “Sushi and Do-Wop haven’t reported in.”
“That pair!” said Phule. “I should have known they’d find some kind of trouble to get into at the last minute.”
“They aren’t out on business?” said Rembrandt, frowning. “What if they miss the ship-out?”
Phule shook his head disapprovingly. “They might be able to get on something fast enough to catch up with us at the transfer station at Bellevue, but it’ll cost them a bundle.”
“And even then, they might get caught in a hyperspace loop and get to the transfer point a year late—or early,” said Rembrandt. “Serve them right to pay a years’ room and board while they wait for us to show up.”
Phule chuckled. “Well, if they do miss the shuttle, whatever it costs to get them back to the company is coming out of their pockets. Sushi’s dangerously bright, but I don’t think he’s figured out all the ramifications of ‘time is money’ yet.”
“This may teach him,” said Rembrandt, laughing. Then her face turned serious. “What if they’re in real trouble?”
“Anything those two can’t talk their way out of isn’t going to get fixed in a few minutes. I can spare a little more than that, but not much. We’ll lift at …”—he looked at his watch—“22:15, whether they’re aboard or not. I’m going to go give the orders. And Rembrandt …?”
“Sir?”
Phule looked her in the eye. “Don’t you get caught behind, waiting till the last second for them to show up.”
“I won’t, sir,” she said, and turned back to her seat by the door. She might as well finish reading that chapter.
* * *
“Are you being followed?” said Sushi. He spoke without turning his head, and he’d turned up the volume so the microphone would pick up normal-volume speech at full arm’s length. No sense in letting any watchers realize he was using the communicator. He’d have to abandon that trick if he got close enough for anyone to overhear him speaking, but that wasn’t a problem yet.
“Can’t tell,” came Do-Wop’s muffled voice through the speaker. “People around—can’t talk much.”
“OK, hurry—and keep your eyes open,” said Sushi. Several blocks back, he and his partner had thought they spotted someone tailing them. It could have been a coincidence, or the security guard back at the casino might have gotten suspicious. They split up—as two legitimate workers would have done. Neither Sushi nor Do-Wop was a novice at eluding pursuit. And if one of them were caught—well, that was better than both.
At the next street corner was an open convenience store. A pair of shabbily dressed men stood on the corner outside the store. Casino strandees, thought Sushi—Lorelei had a “proof of work” requirement for residence, which meant that fired casino workers either got another job right away, or were shipped out. Strandees were more common. Usually they were luckless gamblers who’d hocked the ticket home to finance one more try to beat the house. They could survive for a while by scrounging and hitting an occasional small payoff. Sooner or later security caught up to them, and they were on their way anyhow—with a heavy lien against their credit to cover their passage and the fines for whatever offenses Lorelei security decided to charge them with. They weren’t normally dangerous, but there was always a chance these two were different. Sushi couldn’t spare the time to find out. He crossed the street. Almost at once he became aware that the two were looking at him.
Act like it’s all normal, he thought to himself. Keep alert—plan what you’ll do if they come after you. The store was on the corner of a broad secondary street. A couple of blocks to his left, a hard right, and he’d be at the shuttle departure bay.
He tried to hurry his footsteps without seeming to be in a hurry. The two men were still looking at him …
“Hey, you!” one of them barked.
Sushi broke into a run. There was an incoherent shout behind him, then pursuing footsteps. He glanced back to see how the pursuit was coming, then expertly flung his repairman’s toolbox into the nearest pursuer’s legs. The man went down in a tumble of knees and elbows, and his partner stumbled trying to avoid him. That gave Sushi a few extra steps lead, and he intended to make use of every centimeter of it.
Sushi put a little bob-and-weave into his run. He didn’t know who he was running from, but the likely candidates wouldn’t blink at shooting him in the back. Behind him, the pursuers were on their feet again and coming after him. Well, that ended any chance they were ordinary thieves. They could’ve hocked the repairman’s tools for more money than a worker was likely to be carrying.
Another glance back showed him he was gaining on his pursuers. Ahead, there were only a couple of people on the street between him and the corner. Maybe they were tourists. So far neither had reacted to him. He decided to give both as wide a berth as possible.
The first man he passed flattened himself against the building to one side, clearly unwilling to get involved. Sushi swung wide of him anyhow, in case he was shamming. But the other man stood stock-still, not blocking the way, but not getting out of the way, either. Sushi had a split second to decide which way to dodge when he heard a crash behind him and voices raised in anger. The man ahead of him fell back, astonished. When Sushi saw that, he actually turned and looked back—just in time to see both his pursuers down on the street. Do-Wop was picking himself up and sprinting after Sushi.
Sushi dodged past the astonished man, and a moment later he and Do-Wop turned, side by side, into the alleyway that led to the shuttle entrance. Ahead of them, Lieutenant Rembrandt was rising to her feet, a book in her hand. They were home free. It was a moment’s work to duck through the hatchway, dog it shut behind them, and take their seats. Phule gave Do-Wop and Sushi a stare, but said nothing. Minutes later, the shuttle was leaving Lorelei.
Journal #350
Departure from Lorelei did not by any means end my employer’s concerns with events on that station. In fact, several of them needed resolution even before our transport ship reached its first stop …
Phule looked across his desk at the woman sitting next to Beeker. He wasn’t quite sure how to handle this. It had never occurred to him that Beeker’s personal life might thrust itself into his awareness. It was hard enough accepting that Beeker had a personal life. Well, no sense dithering; he was going to have to deal with it.
“So, Laverna, do I understand correctly that you’re considering joining the Space Legion?” he began.
“I was told that it was the only condition under which the Legion would give me passage off Lorelei,” said Laverna, looking at Beeker.
“Well, that’s not strictly true,” said Phule. “The Legion routinely gives passage to several categories of civilians. Essential staff, immediate families of senior officers … Um … those don’t actually apply, do they?”
“You’d know that better than I do,” said Laverna. “I can pay for my fare, if you’re worried about that. I assume you can scramble the credit transaction so Maxine can’t trace it?”
“Certainly,” said Phule. “But I don’t think we need you to pay. As company commander, I have a certain discretionary budget, and of course what I spend my own money for isn’t the Legion’s business, with one or two fairly obvious exceptions.”
“If it comes to that, I can pay for Miss Laverna’s passage,” said Beeker.
“I can pay my own way,” Laverna repeated. “Let’s forget about that for now, all right? What I need to know is, if I do decide to join the Legion—which I haven’t done yet—what kind of choice do I have as far as my assignment?”
“Quite frankly, I don’t know all the regulations,” said Phule. “I do know you have less choice than a recruiting officer would try to make you think. You can request anything you want, but the Legion makes assignments based on its own needs.”
“I suspected as much,” said L
averna, with a thin smile. She glanced sideways at Beeker. “But tell me this: If I do qualify for a particular specialty, does the Legion guarantee to train me in it?”
“Yes,” said Phule. “There’s no guarantee what’ll happen once your training’s done. Suppose you put in for training as a quantum mechanic and assignment to Altair IV. They’d give you the training—assuming you’d qualify—but you might still end up digging ditches halfway across the galaxy.”
“Understood,” said Laverna. “Question two: If I do decide to join, my previous identity is kept secret?”
“Yes again,” said Phule. “That doesn’t mean it can’t get out. As you probably know, Chocolate Harry kept his gang nickname when he joined, and was a little too free with details of his past—which let some of his old enemies track him down. And of course, my own family name is an open secret. But I don’t think your situation is comparable, especially if you take a few steps to cover your trail.”
“You can do all that without joining the Legion, you know,” said Beeker. He said it in a level tone, but Phule thought he detected a note of urgency in the butler’s voice.
“I realize that,” said Laverna, looking Beeker in the eye. “But what I know about Maxine Pruett’s business is enough to make me a target—even if Maxine isn’t in charge on Lorelei. And it’s going to make anybody associated with me a target, including a certain butler.”
“I am willing to accept that risk,” said Beeker.
“And I’m not willing to subject you to it,” said Laverna fiercely. “The only way either of us is safe is if we’re apart. Then you can rely on your cover story: I tricked you into helping me escape, then robbed you and abandoned you. They’ll believe that of me, so they’ll leave you alone. And you won’t know where I am, so you won’t be able to give me away.”
“Perhaps I would wish to know where you are,” said Beeker. This time the emotion in his voice was unmistakable, Phule thought, though he still kept a straight face.
“There’ll be time for that,” said Laverna. “Neither of us is a child. We know how to take the long view. I’ll finish my Legion hitch in a few years, and you’ll retire from your job at some point in the future. And then we can see what there is to see. I think that is wisest.”
“So you are going to enlist, after all?” asked Phule. “If you’d like, we can cut you temporary orders attaching you to this company for your basic training, while your application for advanced training is being processed. When we know where you’re going, we can send you there.”
“I appreciate the offer, Captain,” said Laverna. “But if I am on the same world as you and Beeker for any length of time, someone is bound to come looking for me. Better if, at the next reasonable transfer point, you send me to another Legion base for basic training. That way, the risks for all of us will be minimized.”
“Very well,” said Phule. “That’s a sensible precaution, and I’ll make the arrangements for it. Meanwhile, I can put in your application for advanced training, if you know what you’d like.”
“Yes, I think so,” said Laverna. “I’ve always thought I’d be a good emergency paramedic. Do you think the Legion needs any of those?”
“I believe so,” said Phule, surprised. “I’ll put you in for it. Now, unless you can think of anything else we need to settle, I’ll get to work on this, and you two can have a little more time together before we change ships. Good luck, Miss Laverna.”
“Thank you, Captain,” she said, with one of her rare smiles. “To tell the truth, I hope I won’t need it.”
* * *
“I want straight answers from you two,” said Phule. He glared at the two legionnaires in his office, trying his best to look intimidating. He wasn’t quite sure it was working.
“Straight answers about what, Captain?” said Sushi. His quizzical expression made him look fifteen years old.
“Yeah, we ain’t done nothin’,” said Do-Wop, considerably less innocent-looking.
Phule sighed. He should have known he wouldn’t get anything out of this pair without arm-twisting. “All right, I guess I’ll have to spell it out,” he said. “You two made it to the shuttle by the skin of your teeth, under hot pursuit. It’s a good thing nobody with an arrest warrant walked up to the hatchway before we got it dogged, or you two might still be there.”
“But we weren’t late, sir,” said Sushi, mildly. “I don’t see how it makes any difference whether we’re on the shuttle an hour before it leaves or thirty seconds before, as long as we’re there and buckled in when it’s ready.”
“Normally, neither would I,” said Phule. “You know I run a loose ship, and that’s not about to change. I wouldn’t have said a word about it except for the latest reports from the team we left on Lorelei.”
“Whatever it is, we didn’t have nothin’ to do with it,” said Do-Wop. He had the outraged look of a Federation Senator accused of taking bribes from someone he hadn’t thought to solicit.
“I suppose I should consider it a compliment that you think we can manipulate events at that distance,” added Sushi, “but we really can’t take credit for everything. There are a number of operatives from various criminal organizations on Lorelei, you know.”
“Interesting that you automatically assume I’m referring to criminal activities,” said Phule, glowering. He paced a few steps, then turned suddenly to face the two legionnaires. “What were you doing that made you so late? And why were you wearing repairmen’s uniforms? What were you pretending to repair?”
“Pretending?” the two legionnaires asked almost in unison. Then Do-Wop went on alone, “Jeez, Captain, if we was gonna repair somethin’, it’d be fixed when we finished with it.”
“Fixed is probably the right word,” said Phule. He looked Sushi directly in the eye and said, “There’s been a very small but steady drain on receipts at the Fat Chance—a fraction of a cent from each credit card transaction—ever since shortly before we lifted off. Not enough for any one individual to notice, but quite a bit if you spread it out over the entire station for the week since we left. Now, I wonder where those odd fractions of a cent are going?”
“Gee, Captain, that’s an interesting question,” said Sushi. “I guess you think we had something to do with it.”
“I’d think that somebody who knows how to gimmick a Dilithium Express card might be able to figure out how to do something like this, yes,” said Phule. “You realize, of course, that you’re skimming from your own profits here—you two being part-owners of the Fat Chance. Not to mention skimming from all your buddies in the company.”
“Hey, Captain, you still ain’t proved we’re the ones who did it,” said Do-Wop. “Just because somebody knows how to do somethin’, that don’t mean he did it. Lorelei station’s full of crooks, y’know.”
“Yes, it’s been full of them practically since it opened up,” said Phule. He turned his penetrating stare toward Do-Wop, who suddenly found something to look at on the floor. “But nobody figured out how to pull this stunt until you two left the station—disguised as repairmen, and running as if you had a pack of ripners after you. I’ll ask you again—what were you two ‘fixing’ back there?”
Sushi and Do-Wop glanced at each other, while Phule allowed the silence to stretch out. It stretched further, and Phule was beginning to wonder if it was time to abandon the tactic when Sushi shrugged and said, “All right, Captain, if you’ve already figured it out, there’s not much point in trying to hide it anymore. We were opening up one of the hatchways that access the station’s climate control system. What most people don’t realize is that the same central computer controls all the credit card transactions, as well as some other stuff we weren’t interested in. But it shouldn’t have tapped into the Fat Chance. It was just supposed to take from the other casinos. You know I wouldn’t rob the other guys in the company.”
“Why not?” demanded Phule. “You can’t expect me to believe that one without corroboration.”
“Well, before
that, I’d planted a chip in the Fat Chance’s central computer. That was how I cut off your card when I fooled the Yakuza. Lucky for me, he didn’t ask me to use your card at one of the other casinos—it would’ve blown the whole caper. But that chip was also a one-way filter between the Fat Chance and the rest of the system. You see, I was already planning this little prank back then. I can’t understand why it didn’t work.”
Phule walked up to within inches of Sushi’s face and snarled, “Probably because Beeker and I figured out how you had to have broken into my account, and counteracted it. We couldn’t inspect the entire system, but we could insert our own override into the software. So, when you pulled your little prank, the Fat Chance was back in touch with the rest of the system, and your chip stole from us as well as all the rest.”
“I told you it wouldn’t work,” said Do-Wop, glumly. “The captain’s too smart for us, Soosh.”
“I guess he is,” said Sushi. “OK, Captain, I’ll tell you where the substitute chip is so you can undo the swindle, and we’ll refund all the money it’s taken from the Fat Chance. Will that make everything all right?”
“It’ll do for a start,” said Phule. “Unfortunately, you’re going to have to go a step beyond that. I want you to refund all the money it’s taken from all the casinos. If I let you keep any profits from this, you’re likely to learn the wrong lesson.”
“Yes, sir,” said Sushi unhappily. “To tell the truth, that’ll actually be easier than separating out the Fat Chance’s share.”
“Good. Then I want it done as soon as possible,” said Phule. “Can you do it from the ship or do you have to wait till we’re out of hyperdrive?”
“I can do it from your desk phone,” said Sushi, pointing.
“You’ll do it as soon as we’re finished talking,” said Phule. “One more thing. You two are going to be on a shorter leash once we get to the new assignment. Landoor is a military operation, and we’re going to run it by military rules. That means no more freelancing by you two. Is that clear?”
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