"She is, that!" Knolles commented, rather wistfully. "Well… Mister Cony. Ahem. Carry on."
"Aye, sir." Cony chuckled, knuckling his forehead in salute, knowing he'd been dismissed. Knowing that Knolles had said too much to an inferior, and was seething inside for being so open.
"Dot de guhl th' cap'um woz s'sweet on, Will?" Andrews asked, once Knolles had walked away. "De one ya toi' me 'bout?"
"Aye, that she be. 'Ope she don't spell trouble. For him, or us." Cony shrugged.
"Law, Will!" Andrews guffawed, his teeth brilliant against the dusk of his skin. "It be th' same'zit always woz, bock in de Wes' Indies, durin' de 'Merican War. Jus' a whiff o' quim, not de whole garden. Cap'um, he lose his head ovah de ladies, now'n 'gain. But, he nevah lose it fo' long!"
"Mister Cony, make 'em hop to it" Midshipman Hyde called to them, snappish and still fretful. And more than a little scandalized.
"Aye, Mister Hyde. Hoppin', this instant," Cony answered as he withdrew his bosun's pipe from a chest pocket of his waistcoat by its ornately plaited lanyard. "Messenger, aft t'th' capstan-head!"
"You, too, Andrews," Hyde added.
"On me way, t'de quawtah-deck, yassuh, Mistah Hyde, uhuhh!" the coxswain replied, falling back on a West Indies slave patois in subtle mockery, to rejoin the hands of the after-guard, who would tend sheets, halliards, lifts, and jears on the mizzenmast. "Right, lads. Tail on, weak-lin's. De strong men'z walkin' de capstan fo' ya."
"Canne do 'at, Cox," a landsman asked, perplexed. "Jus' 'ave 'isself a lady, all t' 'is own? Any why cain't we, I asks ya…"
" 'Cause he be de cap'um, an' you ain't, Cousins!" Andrews told the fresh-caught lubber, steering him away from a standing back-stay to his proper post on the mizzen tops'l jears. "Law, ye be so dumb, I lay odds ya thought dey call 'im de 'Ram-Cat' jus' 'cause he be fond o' de kitties, didn' ya, Cousins? Haw haw!"
Once at sea, Lewrie quit the deck, after Jester was well clear of Europa Point, and reaching easterly on a beam wind, the galley funnel fuming once more to simmer up a late supper.
Aspinall took his hat to hang up, as Lewrie hesitantly went aft to his day-cabin, suddenly feeling like an intruder in a strange salon.
There was a slanging match going on, with much hissing, spitting, and a noticeable nimbus of stress-shed fur, as the litter mates, Toulon and Phoebe's kitten-now half-grown to an almost calico white-and-tan-got "reacquainted." Toulon on the desktop, pawing the wine cabinet in threat, as her cat cowered atop it, looking over the edge, hunkered up and snarling, trilling deep in her throat between nervous chop-licking.
"Take no guff off the ladies, Toulon -that's the way," Alan muttered as he opened the cabinet doors to pour his own drink.
"Sorry, sir, but I wasn't goin' nowhere near 'em, long as they're in a snit," Aspinall apologized.
"No problem, Aspinall," Lewrie told him, tipping himself a glass of hock. "And what's your name, little girl? Whatever did your mistress name you? 'Spit'? 'Whurdrdrdr,' did ye say?" he yodeled.
A traveling case thumped to the deck, in the sleeping coach. A bustle oн domesticity, accompanied by a pleased humming tune, sometimes breaking into a soft,"half-conscious "la-la'ing."
Good Christ, but I'm such a fool! Lewrie told himself, perhaps for the hundredth time since midmorning. Well, 'tis only till Corsica… bags of time to 'wean' both of us, after.
The military authorities at Gibraltar had been gloating merry about Admiral Lord Hood's siege-work, there. The main harbor, San Fiorenzo, had fallen early on, and just recently, the city of Bastнa had come into British, or Coalition, possession. Now the French were isolated, hanging on by their fingernails at the extreme northern end of the island, in Calvi. The coastline was so well guarded by Royal Navy ships that a fishing smack couldn't sneak in with supplies, or reinforcements; neither could the French hope for a piecemeal evacuation over several nights.
And, to discomfit the Frogs even further, the fleet they'd put together from scattered units in the Mediterranean-or brought back into commission after the Coalition had failed to burn them when they had evacuated Toulon the previous Christmas!-had been countered at sea, rather deuced well! Hood had sailed away from the siege to meet Rear Admiral Comte Martin, and had snaffled the dismal bastard into a sack, in the Golfe Jouan east of Cannes, where he was now embayed and most effectively blockaded; of absolutely no use to the desperate Republican army at Calvi… or anyone else, pretty much.
Toulon interrupted Lewrie's musings, breaking off his own sort of "siege-work" to rub and purr, and meow for attention, which he got at once. Looking up and sneering a lofty "so there, see?" at the cat atop the wine cabinet.
"Only the few days, Toulon," Lewrie promised him. "Oww"
Piqued, perhaps, Phoebe's calico had taken a defensive swat at him, and had connected on his right ear!
"Oh, merde alors," Phoebe cooed, exiting the sleeping coach in a lacy flutter of feminine finery. "Juliette, elle est ze mйchancetй, ees 'naughty,' oui? … ze trиs naughty jeune fille. I am sorry, mais she ees protec', uhm…?"
"It's my wine she's protecting," he groused, placing a handkerchief to his ear. Damme, he carped to himself; the bitch'z drawn blood!
"Oh, Alain!" Phoebe comforted, taking the handkerchief, and dipping it in his hock, to dab at his ear. "I kees, an' mak'… uhm… a meilleur? Ah, better? Merci. My Englis', ees… better, mais … n'est-ce pas? I kees an' mak' eet better, hein?" she cajoled, swishing her hips and gazing up at him with mischievous, impish eyes.
"Aprиs souper, peut-кtre," he japed in return, any qualms in his head evaporating in another instant.
"Certainment, mon chou," she replied, with a promising grin. And retrieving her cat, Joliette, and keeping his wineglass, to sashay off astern to the crude sofa to sit and stroke her beast down. He poured himself another, and joined her.
Along the way, he got a peek into the sleeping coach, to find that her pitiful collection of luggage he recalled from Toulon before the evacuation had grown considerably. There were now two full portmanteau chests, brimming with yard goods. Not only dresses, but bed linens, coverlets, the wink of pewter. There were unopened crates that had rattled as they'd come aboard-glassware and plates.
"I was surprised, your removing," he began.
"Oh, Alain, to 'ave ze proper establissement pour vous, I mus' buy ze many s'ings!" she explained, looking as if she would be eager to jump to her feet, dash into the sleeping coach, and display all her new possessions like a birthday child. "To take ze suite, wiz furnishings, uhm… ze chair, ze tables, ze bed, oui. Mais, ees ver' empty? So I change rooms, for save you' monnai. An' I buy zose nice s'ings zat mak' eet… familial? More homey? Zo when you are ashore, wiz me, you are non asham-ed."
"Aha," he said noncommittally. It sounded hellish close to hopes of "familial," domestic bliss; last year's wren hatchling making a first nest of her own.
'Least I'm fortunate, he thought, taking a cool sip of his hock: don't know why, but all my girls have been the economical sort. Never a spendthrift in the lot! Knock wood!
Phoebe shrugged, turning pensive.
"D'avant, w'en I am leetle girl…" She sighed. "Papa an' Maman are trиs pauvre … ver' poor. 'E ees ze soap-maker? Maman 'elp eem… or wash ze laundry for ozzers. Sometime ze domestique … for ze rich? Ver' poor. 'Ave nozzing. I go wiz 'er, sometime… I see what ozzers 'ave, an' I wan' zat pour moi. For Papa an' Maman, aussi."
She put out a hand to him, to draw him to sit by her side more closely on the sofa, as she tried to explain her life.
"Papa, 'e nous a quittes, w'en I am seize, uhm… sixteen? An' Maman ees weak, ver' sick sometime, so I tak' 'er place, an' work as ze domestique. At firs', in Bastнa, w'ere we live. Zen I go Toulon," Phoebe told him, almost sadly, slipping an arm through his, turning to face him. "Oui, I become putain … ze petite whore. Domestiques wiz pretty
.. 'oo are pretty, hmm… eet 'appens, n'est-ce pas? C'est dommage, mais …? 'Ave ze belle vкtements, ze beautiful gowns, go to ze dances�
� ride een ze fine coach? Mais, come 'ome to ze rooms zat I on'y rent. Ver' impersonnel, wiz nozzing of mine? Oh, Alain, 'ow ver' much I wan' ze 'ome of my own, someday! Furniture I prefer, non w'ot come wiz rent. Forgeev, plais, mais …"
She ducked her head.
"I take ze smaller rooms to save monnaie, oui. Non jus' for you' sake. For moi. Zo I 'ave monnaie for to buy preety s'ings for… for zat someday, comprendre? Zo someday, I weel be somebody."
"If you needed more, Phoebe…" He chuckled.
"Non," she insisted, with a somber cast to her features, perhaps for the first time in his experience of her. "You, I adore, Alain, mon coeur. Anozzer man, per'aps e ave more monnai, can mak' me to be ze somebody at once, mais … j'm'en fous! Wiz you, I am 'appy! Eef eet tak' time for to be ze grande lady, c'est dommage. I be mistress to one man, on'y. Vousl Non more putain. We mak' each ozzer appy, an' I wait for you to sail 'ome to me. W'ere I mak' you ze domicile, uhm… intimй et agrйable … 'ow you say?"
"Pleasant and cozy." He grinned.
"Oui, pleasan' an'… cozy!" Phoebe giggled, rewarding his abbreviated English lesson with a chaste little kiss, and settling down on his side, her head on his shoulder, cooing with delight. "Mon Dieu, I am so beaucoup appy you 'ave return-ed, Alain! I mees you so much, I ache for to be 'appy an' content, again. To be wiz ze on'y man 'oo… care for me. 'Oo tak' si… such good care of me! I weel non be expensive, you weel see! Parce que. .. be-cause, I love you so much."
"A quiet, little place, then," he inquired hopefully. Though coin did "chink" about in his head. How much might that "quiet, little place " cost? There'd be furniture, paintings, servants' wages… And quiet, secure lodgings meant good neighborhoods, far removed from the commercial quarter; a coach-and-four might be necessary! The need for china, silver plate, cutlery, lanthorns, and candle stands, beeswax candles by the gross. Drapers and paperers in and out with even more costly…! He took a fortifying sip of wine.
"Nozzing grande, mon chou," she reassured him, though, half lost in fantasies of domestic perfection. "I non need ze palace, hein? Une leerle appartement, wiz balcony. We go to San Fiorenzo? Bon. So ver' steep ze hills, mais … non ze rent, Alain! Balcony wiz view of ocean. Zo I watch fo' you' navire … you' ship. Une domestique, on'y, '00 eez live zere wiz me… une 'oo come for day, to cook an' clean. Corsica… ees ver' poor. Une peu monnaie go ze long way, zere, you will see, I promesse. An' zo many йmigrйs royalistes go zere. You remember, w'en we leave Toulon, zey tak' away zere good sings? 'Ave non monnaie, now. Zey will be sell zose preety s'ings, bon marchй. Zat ees ze 'cheap'!"
Alan turned to peer at her. For such a sweet, seemingly guileless young fairy girl, Phoebe had suddenly sounded as calculating and pinch-penny, as grasping as a Haymarket horse trader!
"Be grow up poor as moi, Alain, mon chou." She chuckled, in answer to his puzzled expression, with a wry tip of her glass in salute to her past. "You fin' ow to shop for bargain!"
The thought did cross his mind (it must be said), even as he was placing a supportive and comforting arm about her shoulders, that there was still time to cry off their cozy arrangement. He could give her fifty pounds in coin-the Devil with his note-of-hand! Fifty pounds would be more than enough to support her for months, if Corsican living was as cheap as she described it. Certainly, it would be cheaper than establishing an entire new household, with all the requisite furnishings.
Damme, he thought wryly, I know sailors're said to have a wife in every port. But nobody said a bloody thing 'bout whole houses!
"Trus' moi, Alain," she whispered, her soft breath close, and promising, near his ear. "As I trus' you, wiz my 'hole 'eart."
Well, that did it!
I do have a fair lot o' prize money, he relented, anew. Maybe it won't be as cheap as it was in Toulon, or aboard Radical after the evacuation. God, that didn't cost tuppence, really. And the Navy'd paid most of it, didn't they?
They looked into each other's eyes, fond smiles threatening to break out on each other's lips. Eyes crinkling in remembered delights.
That, too, did it!
Right, so she'd had a hard life, he told himself. She was so lost and alone, in a harsh world. Should he spurn her, she'd find a new patron, of course… that was the lot of penniless but beautiful young girls, with no family connections, or power to resist. That was the way of the world! If needs must, Phoebe might return to being a courtesan for a dozen, a hundred other men, to make her way. What was it his brother-in-law Burgess Chiswick had said, when they were besieged at Yorktown? A North Carolina folk colloquialism? "Hard times'd make a rat eat red onions!"
She'd hate doing so, of course. Phoebe had abandoned that life to take up with poor Lieutenant Scott, as her only lover-she his only-not because Barnaby had been any sort of decent toward her, really, or kept her in any sort of style, but because she didn't want to tumble any farther down that maelstrom spiral to ruin and oblivion that was the lot of most whores, no matter how pretty or clever.
Aye, Phoebe might be a little "Captain Sharp" when it came to finding a bargain, of wheedling for any edge that might guarantee her another week of safety and security. In that, she might be as grasping as the boldest, most raddled dockside "mutton," as cunning and sly, and rapacious, as a starving fox by the hen-yard fence. But Phoebe hadn't yet grown talons and teeth. Or armored herself against exploitable emotions. She was still vulnerable, and somewhat open.
For the sham, the semblance of true love and affection, Phoebe would offer him… dammit, any man who was halfway kind to her!… all that she possessed. So she'd never have to surrender herself to servitude in some filthy knocking-shop. So she could think of herself as something more than an easily expendable commodity.
So she could cling to that longed-for, sometime in the misty future, that "Happy Isles of the West" fantasy of hers that she could rise. That she could be somebody fine before she lost her beauty and it was too late to escape her lot, or her poverty-stricken childhood.
Not much of a sham at all, really, Alan told himself as he gave her a gentle kiss on her forehead. God help me, I really am fond of her! Can't ever offer her what she most like wishes of me, but… even if I'm a halfway port on her passage, the voyage'll be great fun. She's fond enough of me, certainly. And trusting. Rather simple and trusting, when you come right down to it. God help me, again… but I'll not be the one to turn my back on her. I'll not throw her back into the sordid stew she's worked so hard to flee!
"I do trust you, Phoebe," he told her at last. And giving her a supportive hug. "I won't let you down. Do my best by you, hmm?"
"You' bes' eez formidable, mon amour." She chuckled, shuddering a little with emotion, with perhaps a girlish, childish-pleased trill to her insides. And, perhaps, with some measure of relief, he imagined. "I am you's, alone. Oh, Alain, you male' me so 'appy!"
Right then he sighed, lost in their mutual embrace; if she makes a fool of me, after all, well… I went into it with mine eyes wide open. And, 'least… I'm a well-off fool. She means half what she says,'bout bein' a careful buyer… 'bout bein' faithful to me, well. Tis a folly I can almost afford!
CHAPTER
3
"So you never actually saw nor spoke Admiral Montagu's ships, Lewrie?" Admiral Lord Hood inquired, rather offhandedly, to Alan's lights.
"No, milord," he replied. "A return voyage from Finisterre might have taken him inshore of me, if he'd planned to peek in at any of the French Biscay harbors, or pass close to Ushant."
"Damn' good work, though, on old 'Black Dick's' part." Hood smiled thinly for a moment. "At least, his Villaret-Joyeuse wished an action. Unlike my opponent, Martin. Well… fewer French liners to return to Brest, the fewer they have to send to reinforce against us."
Hood seemed preoccupied. A tall sheaf of reports, orders, and fair copies of dispatches mounded upon his desk, and a flag lieutenant and a brace of midshipmen and clerks trundled back and forth with more. And, he'd aged, too. Like Admiral Howe, he appeared worn down by care, far more th
an he'd looked when Lewrie had last spoken to him back in March. And aren't he and Howe both almost seventy?
"And fewer officers and seamen who know what they're about, milord," Lewrie offered with a smile. Hood seemed, though, as if he had not heard the comment, so Lewrie blundered on. "Cut the heads off all their senior officers, or turned them into emigres. Made captains out of bosun's mates. Command by committee, I've heard tell, bad as any Yankee Doodle privateersman during the…"
"Hmm? Aye," Hood said with a nod, though handing his clerk a freshly signed document for sanding, folding, and delivering. Sounding as if his comment had been directed at the clerk, not Lewrie.
How many times I know better than to rattle on, and yet…!, he chided himself, trying to find a graceful exit line.
"What do you draw, Lewrie?" Hood asked, though already intent upon a new document, which intent furrowed his brows dev'lish gloomy.
"Uhm… two fathom, milord."
"Ah." Hood nodded distantly. "Good. That'll be useful. Well."
"Should that be all you require of me, milord, I'll not take a moment more of your time," Lewrie offered his major patron. Trying most earnestly to not offend his commander-in-chief, who could make, or break, any officer's career in an eye-blink. And, Hood had done so before, sometimes over what others might consider to be mere trifles!
"Orders for Jester will be forthcoming, Lewrie," Hood told him, with a brief but dismissive grin. "Make good any lacks… firewood and water, an' such…" Then Hood turned dour, and away.
"Aye, milord. Thankee for receiving me, sir," Lewrie replied, backing toward the door in the day-cabin partitions.
Never know what that man's thinking, he griped, once he was out in the clear; never know whom you're dealing with, one day to the next! S'pose 1 got off fortunate, at that. And got at least one welcoming glass o' claret off him! It didn't matter whether Admiral Lord Hood liked you or not; he could be uncommon gracious in the forenoon, then tear a strip off your arse, for all the world to hear, by the First Dog Watch!
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