“Definitely. I'll see you around.” Emma tosses a limp good-bye and flounces out. I guess it was wrong of me to assume everyone here would be wearing Wranglers and cowboy boots.
After chemistry, I move on to something I'm fairly decent at—math. In AP Calculus I'm given a textbook that probably weighs more than Robbie. Mr. Monotone teaches that class, forcing me to count the seconds until the blessed lunch bell finally sounds.
Following the herd, I locate the cafeteria. I wait ten minutes in line for a shriveled-up burrito, then maneuver through the crowd to Jared's table.
“Hey, Bella!”
I smile at the small gift that he remembers my name.
“This is Bella, everybody.” Jared proceeds to introduce me to his friends. And finally, this is Brittany Taylor.” The girl beside him gives me the most pitiful excuse for a smile. She totally needs a French kiss from a cow.
“Well, hey.” Emma, the girl from the bathroom, grabs a seat and sets down her tray. “Bella, right?”
“Yeah. Jared and I have AP English together, so he invited me to join you guys.” I'm on the verge of babbling. There's an undercurrent here I can't quite put my finger on. My eyes drift to Brittany again. She stares at me like I still smell of barnyard. Maybe the powder-fresh scent of the baby wipes has worn off
“So what do you think of your first day so far?” Emma pops a fry in her mouth and leans in.
Oh, how to put this tactfully? “It's fine.” Like eating nails is fine.
“Bella's from New York.” A murmur of appreciation goes round the table at Jared's announcement.
I fill them in on a brief synopsis of my life.
“You went to an all-girls school?” Brittany asks this in the same tone one would say, “You pick your nose?”
I smile. “Yes.” Sister, you do not want to knock my life as a Hilliard Girl. I will recite our pledge, yodel our fight song, and break out the secret handshake if necessary.
“Has to be a lonely place without any guys around, eh?”
I laugh at Jared. “Not exactly. There's a nearby private school for boys.” I feel a pang of guilt for not mentioning Hunter. But these people don't need to know my entire life story yet. “What do you guys do for fun around here?”
Emma sighs prettily. “Not much, I'm afraid. I'm originally from Seattle, and I have yet to adapt to the total lack of things to do in Truman. We go into Tulsa a lot. Shop, eat, hit some hot spots.”
I watch the cafeteria crowd as my table enters into a conversation about kids I have yet to meet. I'm living a fashion nightmare. Jeans of every color and style. Shoes that do not match outfits. A blatant disregard for root maintenance. Is this what I'll look like in a year? You will not suck me in, Truman!
“So ... Brittany...” Girl who is still staring me down like a rabid schnauzer. “How long have you lived in Truman? Where are you from?”
Emma giggles. “Oh, our Brit's not a transplant. She's an original.”
“But we let her hang out with us anyway.” Jared nudges Brittany with an elbow. Her face breaks into a reluctant smile.
“Maybe you can help me learn my way around here, then.”
Brittany steals a fry off Jared's tray. “Right. Hey, Emma, are we still going shopping Wednesday night?”
“I know! Bella can go shopping with us, right, Brit?” Emma doesn't wait for her answer. “We'll show you Tulsa, then top off the evening at our favorite burger place.”
My spirits lift at the magical, therapeutic mention of shopping. “I would love that.” Than You, God, forgiving me friends on day one. Especially friends who appreciate a night out with the credit cards.
We rush through the rest of lunch, and the gang fills me in on local gossip, pointing out the troublemakers, the shady characters, and the wannabes in the room. I laugh at all their stories and file away the information.
Things learned at Truman High so far:
One, do not get on this group's bad side.
Two, avoid the burritos.
chapter seven
How was school?” Mom closes her book, Parenting a Teen Without Being Mean, when I open the car door.
I shut myself in the Tahoe and dissolve into the seat, tired but grateful to be alone with my mother without the Finley men.
“I arrived a sweaty mess. The school secretary wouldn't let me into my classes until I passed a smell test, and I have English with Budge.” I sigh and rest my head on the door. “I'm just a fish out of water here. A Jimmy Choo in a sea of Payless BOGOs.”
“We both have to adapt. You thin I'm not struggling?” She holds up her book. “I haven't had a six-year-old in the house in a long time. And when I did, I had help.”
“I miss Luisa.” My nanny would listen to my sad Oklahoma stories, fix me a cup of homemade hot chocolate, and tell me everything would get better. My mom used to be so busy with working out, charity events, and a collection of other random hobbies that I only saw her an hour or so a day. This new version of Mom is kinda freaking me out.
She drives us to the crumbling Victorian I am now forced to call home. The farm truck sits in the front yard, hoisted up on blocks. Two legs stick out from beneath it.
I reach for the door handle. “The day a toilet seat appears on the front porch, I am so gone.”
“Give this a chance.”
“Hey, guys!” Robbie tears out of the house, barefoot and wearing his usual cape. “Look what I did in school today. Guess what it is.”
He holds up a finger-painted blob of red, white, and blue.
“Oh ...” My mother frowns, clearly searching for words. “Is it a . . . ball?”
“Nope.” Strike one for Mom.
“A puppy?”
“Get real, lady.”
“A self-portrait?”
“It's a symbolic representation of my patriotic feelings.”
I can only nod.
“I watch a lot of CNN.” And Robbie pivots on his bare heel and runs back into the house.
“You probably ought to order some more of those books, Mom.”
Jake slides himself out from under the rusted blue heap, wipes his sweating head with a handkerchief, and moseys our way. He wraps his trunk-sized arms around my mom and plants one right on her lips.
Ew.
“Did your day get any better, Bella?”
I give him my best plastic smile. “It was lovely. Can't wait to do it again tomorrow.”
The screen door opens and smacks shut again, with Robbie squealing and running. “Oh, Daddy! Oh no, Daddy!” He tornadoes in our direction, running right into his dad. “She's gone!” His eyes are huge and serious, his breathing ragged.
“Who's gone, Son?”
“Betsy. She's run away. After all we've been through, she left me.”
“Who's Betsy?” Mom asks.
“His cow.”
My stomach does a strange flop. “What does Betsy look like? ”
Robbie raises his head and pins his eyes on mine. “Like a cow.”
“I'm sure she's there. Let's go grab her a little snack, and we'll find her.”
Jake and his hysterical son disappear behind the house.
“Don't worry, Bel. This is just part of farm life.” Mom wraps her arm around my shoulders and guides me inside. “Why don't you come and talk to me while I start dinner.”
“You don't cook, Mom.”
“I do now.”
An hour later, I'm peeling carrots for Mom's secret recipe when Jake and Robbie return, followed by Budge. Jake hangs his ball cap on a peg in the kitchen, Robbie runs upstairs like his pants are on fire, and Budge lurks in the doorway, his face drawn.
“Did you find Betsy?” Mom stirs at the stove, reading from her cut-out recipe.
“No.” Jake's gray eyes land on me. “Did you shut the gate when you drove the truck out this morning?”
I swallow. “No.”
Budge sneers. “Didn't you see the cow?”
“Yes, Budge, I did. Not only did I see it, I was t
otally violated by it, in case anybody cares. I could've been seriously hurt.”
My stepbrother laughs and shakes his head. “Afraid she'd lick you to death? That cow wouldn't step on an ant, let alone iwther you.”
I jerk the peeler over a carrot. “Like I'd know that!” I turn my attention to Jake. “I'm sorry. I was late for school and . . . stressed.” And nobody gave a crap. And then the cow wouldn't leave me alone. I've never even touched a cow before, and then he, er, she, was all up in my business, and—”
“She's Robbie's pet. He got her from his mama's parents when he was born.” The room silences at Jake's statement.
I stare at the pile of orange in the bowl. “I'm sorry. I didn't know. But there was that cattle guard thingy, and—”
Budge smirks. “Cows can jump that.”
“How could I know your magic cow could hurdle something made to keep her in? Does that make any sense? I mean, what is the purpose of having a cattle guard if it doesn't guard the cattle?”
“That's enough,” Jake says.
“Your son leaves me stranded here this morning, and I'm the one in trouble?”
Jake holds up a hand the size of a tractor wheel. “Nobody said you were in trouble. I'm just trying to piece this all together. If she's been out since this morning . . . well, we'll have to widen our area of search.”
Budge looks at me like I have peas for brains. “He means we might not find her. She could be caught in something and hurt by now. Good job.”
My cat takes that moment to appear at my ankle and curls herself around it, purring.
Budge sneezes and wipes his eyes. “Get that cat out.”
“She can't go outside. She doesn't have any claws.” I pick Moxie up and pull her close.
Budge sneezes again and pinches the bridge of his nose.
“Hon, maybe you could take her out of the kitchen.” Mom shoots me a warning glance. “Please.”
Clutching my cat, my only piece of home, I stomp up the stairs and slam my bedroom door.
I put my iPod earbuds in, fire up my laptop, and log on to the Ask Miss Hilliard blog. I need to touch base with normal. Reconnect with real.
Dear Sisters of Hilliard,
Greetings from the heartland!
Miss Hilliard texted me today and said she has been getting lots of queries as to my situation. I am so humbled by your concern. What true friends you all are. And believe me, I could use the support.
I will spare you most of the details, but this morning I was expected to ride to school in a hearse. I refused, of course. Then I was accosted by a wild animal in a field. This beast clearly could've used a session of Mrs. Harbinger's Manners IOI.
Next I was forced to drive an old, unreliable truck to school, but of course, it left me stranded on the side of the road, forcing me to walk for miles and practically ruin my heels. And it's not like I can just run downtown and replace them, right? In fact, if these people have a place to shop in this city, I have yet to see it. Unless you need a part for your John Deere.
Ta-ta for now, ladies. I appreciate the thoughts and prayers passed my way. I need them. These are troubled times we live in—the crisis in the Middle East, the decaying environment, and me stuck in cow town.
Inhale some smog for me,
Your former Ask Miss Hilliard
Forty-five minutes later, after passing on Mom's attempt at cooking, I throw on my oldest pair of jeans, a t-shirt, and a cute pair of retro rain boots. I hear the “family” in the living room watching Wheel of Fortune, so I ease out the back door and walk toward the field.
I make sure to shut the heavy gate behind me this time. “Bet-sy!” My voice scatters some birds. “Bet-sy! Here, cow!”
I continue walking and yelling until my feet and throat are both sore.
Sometime later, I find myself near a pond. And there's Betsy, her black-and-white fur shining as the sun starts to set behind her. She looks up, her dark eyes totally unimpressed with my presence. She continues to drink from the pond.
“Hey, girl.” I smile, relieved that I have not single-handedly killed Robbie's pet after all. “Come here.” The cow continues to ignore me, as if she is having a private, meditative moment with nature.
“Where've you been?” And for that matter, where am I? I glance around at the landscape. Nothing looks familiar.
As I close the distance, I see stickers and prickly things in the cow's tail. “Somebody's been for a walk, eh?” I get close enough to touch her face. “Well, I certainly can't blame you, but time's up. You have to come back with me. I can certainly understand wanting to leave, but if anybody's running away from this place, it's me.”
I hold out my hand like I expect her to follow. “Here we go . . . This way. Be a good cow, now.” Robbie's pet returns to slurping from the green water. “Bets, can I talk to you—girl to girl? I pretty much made a little boy cry today, and if I don't redeem myself, then I'm in big trouble.” I move some distance away and sit down on the bank.
“But maybe today was God's way of getting my attention. The Finleys think I'm just some spoiled society brat. Well, you know what, Bets?” I stand and dust off my jeans. “I'll show them. I will just show them what Bella Kirkwood is made of. And it ain't just Macy's and Prada bags.” I totally just said “ain't”
“Now . . . how to get us home?” I turn a full circle, eyeing the sun, the trees, some rock piles.
I am so lost.
I sit for what must be hours, hungry, tired, and mad that no one has bothered to come and find me. They probably thinlk I want some alone time. Well, wrong!
The sun is almost tucked away when Betsy gets up, moos to the darkening sky, and walks herself past me.
I lift my head from my knees and watch her tail swing in a happy little rhythm. She stops some distance ahead and turns around, as if she's waiting for me.
What do I have to lose?
I stand up, pick off a few leaves ... then follow a cow all the way home.
“I found your cow.” I shuck off my boots and walk into the living room, where Robbie sits in my mom's lap.
“You did? Where was she?”
“Just hanging out.” Did anyone even realize I was gone?
“I think you're really mean for letting her out.”
“Robbie, Bella didn't mean to.” Mother smoothes back his red hair. “She and I come from a very big city. We barely even had a yard.”
Or a maze of cow dookie to step around.
Robbie glares at me all the way up the stairs as I head toward my room. I grab my cell phone and call Hunter.
“Hey, you! How's my little Oklahoman?”
I start at the beginning and fill him in on every detail. “And then this evening ...” I sigh. “I had to launch a one-girl search party for a—“ A female giggle in the background stops me cold. “Who is that?”
Hunter laughs. “Oh, that's just Mia.”
“Mia?” As in my best friend, Mia?
“Yeah, she's helping me with my algebra. Here, she wants to talk to you.”
When I get off the phone with Mia, all my worries evaporate like snow in California. It's the same old Mia, same old gossip, same best friend.
The only one who's different is me.
chapter eight
So what do you think of Tulsa?”
I suck on my second Frappuccino, ignoring the brain freeze and relishing the long-lost flavor. It is cruel and unusual punishment to force me to live somewhere without a Starbucks. I mean, come on. I think there might be three cities in the world that don't have Starbucks, and Truman is one of them. What are the odds?
“Not bad.” In fact, I kind of like the outside shopping center. In Pottery Barn I grab two sets of sheets, a comforter, an armload of throw pillows, and some curtain panels for my room, all centered around an organic Asian theme. Anything beats the garage sale motif of my room now.
I reach for one more pillow. Then drop everything in my arms.
“Let me get that for you.” Jared Campbell
steps out from an aisle.
“Jared!” Brittany throws her arms around him as he picks up the contents of my new bedroom.
He hands me a package with a lopsided grin. “Your Egyptian cotton sheets, madam.”
I smile. “Thank you, sir.”
“So the guys and I decided to crash your shopping trip. Are you girls ready for dinner yet?”
I walk to the register with my goods, already envisioning a new paint job for the bedroom.
“Let's take Bella to Sparky's Diner downtown. What do you think, Brit?” Emma asks.
“Yeah, sure.”
The cashier gives me the grand total, and I hand over my Visa.
“I'm sorry, but your card has been declined.”
I flinch as if she's just insulted my mother. “Excuse me?”
“Do you have another one we could try?”
“Um... sure.” I laugh. “I can't imagine what the problem is.” And hand her the MasterCard. I smile and roll my eyes at my friends.
“Nope, I'm afraid this one is declined too.”
My fragile grip on politeness slips. “That's impossible. Try them again.”
“Ma'am, I'm sorry. In fact, I'm going to have to cut them up.”
I turn away, unable to watch this horrific display. “Let's go. Something is really wrong. It's got to be their machines. Or maybe my identity has been stolen. Some sixty-five-year-old man in the Philippines is probably posing as me and ordering boxes of frilly underwear online to his heart's content.”
“I'm sure it's nothing.” Emma pats me on the shoulder.
“Let's go eat. The guys and I are starved.” Jared steps in beside me. “I'll buy.” He holds up a hand when I open my mouth. “I won't take no for an answer. It will be my welcome-to-Truman gift to you.” Jared gives me a quick side-hug. “That's what friends are for, right?”
Sparky's Diner is nothing but a hole-in-the-wall burger joint. And aside from the fact that someone's having to pick up my tab, it's perfect. The walls are covered with black-and-white pictures of Sparky, the owner, and various celebrities who have been here through the years. Sparky and Donald Trump. Sparky and Chuck Norris. Sparky and *NSYNC before Juslin left them in to bring sexy back.
“Brittany scoot down a seat so I can sit by Bella.” Emma puts her purse down beside me and waits for her friend to move.
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