“Who saw him?”
“Martha — if she’s not mistaken.”
This was a little disingenuous, as will appear; but that impetuous Sweep was in a merciful hurry to know something else.
“When was this, Blanche?”
“Just about dark — say seven or so. She owns it was about dark,” said Blanche, though she felt ashamed of herself.
“Well, it’s just possible. He left me about six; said he had to see some one, too, now I think of it. But I’d give a bit to know what he was doing, messing about down here at the last moment!”
Blanche liked this as little as anything that Cazalet had said yet, and he had said nothing that she did like this morning. But there were allowances to be made for him, she knew. And yet to strengthen her knowledge, or rather to let him confirm it for her, either by word or by his silence, she stated a certain case for him aloud.
“Poor old Sweep!” she laughed. “It’s a shame that you should have come home to be worried like this.”
“I am worried,” he said simply.
“I think it’s just splendid, all you’re doing for that poor man, but especially the way you’re doing it.”
“I wish to God you wouldn’t say that, Blanche!”
He paid her the compliment of speaking exactly as he would have spoken to a man; or rather, she happened to be the woman to take it as a compliment.
“But I do say it, Sweep! I’ve heard all about it from Charlie. He rang me up last night.”
“You’re on the telephone, are you?”
“Everybody is in these days. Where have you lived? Oh, I forgot!” And she laughed. Anything to lift this duet of theirs out of the minor key!
“But what does old Charlie really think of the case? That’s more to the point,” said Cazalet uneasily.
“Well, he seemed to fear there was no chance of bail before the adjourned hearing. But I rather gathered he was not going to be in it himself?”
“No. We decided on one of those sportsmen who love rushing in where a family lawyer like Charlie owns to looking down his nose. I’ve seen the chap, and primed him up about old Savage, and our find in the foundations. He says he’ll make an example of Drinkwater, and Charlie says they call him the Bobby’s Bugbear!”
“But surely he’ll have to tell his client who’s behind him?”
“No. He’s just the type who would have rushed in, anyhow. And it’ll be time enough to put Scruton under obligations when I’ve got him off!”
Blanche looked at the troubled eyes avoiding hers, and thought that she had never heard of a fine thing being done so finely. This very shamefacedness appealed to her intensely, and yet last night Charlie had said that old Sweep was in such tremendous spirits about it all! Why was he so down this morning?
She only knew she could have taken his hand, but for a very good reason why she could not. She had even to guard against an equivocally sympathetic voice or manner, as she asked, “How long did they remand him for?”
“Eight days.”
“Well, then, you’ll know the best or the worst to-day week!”
“Yes!” he said eagerly, almost himself again. “But, whichever way it goes, I’m afraid it means trouble for me, Blanche; some time or other I’ll tell you why; but that’s why I want this to be the week of our lives.”
So he really meant what he had said before. The phrase had been no careless misuse of words; but neither, after all, did it necessarily apply to Mr. Toye. That was something. It made it easier for Blanche not to ask questions.
Cazalet had gone out on the balcony; now he called to her; and there was no taxi, but a smart open car, waiting in the road, its brasses blazing in the sun, an immaculate chauffeur at the wheel.
“Whose is that, Sweep?”
“Mine, for the week I’m talking about! I mean ours, if you’d only buck up and get ready to come out! A week doesn’t last forever, you know!”
Blanche ran off to Martha, who fussed and hindered her with the best intentions. It would have been difficult to say which was the more excited of the two. But the old nurse would waste time in perfectly fatuous reminiscences of the very earliest expeditions in which Mr. Cazalet had lead and Blanche had followed, and what a bonny pair they had made even then, etc. Severely snubbed on that subject, she took to peering at her mistress, once her bairn, with furtive eagerness and impatience; for Blanche, on her side, looked as though she had something on her mind, and, indeed, had made one or two attempts to get it off. She had to force it even in the end.
“There’s just one thing I want to say before I go, Martha.”
“Yes, dearie, yes?”
“You know when Mr. Toye called yesterday, and I was out?”
“Oh, Mr. Toye; yes, I remember, Miss Blanche.”
“Well, I don’t want you to say that he came in and waited half an hour in vain; in fact, not that he came in at all, or that you’re even sure you saw him, unless, of course, you’re asked.”
“Who should ask me, I wonder?”
“Well, I don’t know, but there seems to be a little bad blood between Mr. Toye and Mr. Cazalet.”
Martha looked for a moment as though she were about to weep, and then for another moment as though she would die of laughing. But a third moment she celebrated by making an utter old fool of herself, as she would have been told to her face by anybody but Blanche, whose yellow hair was being disarranged by the very hands that had helped to imprison it under that motor-hat and veil.
“Oh, Blanchie, is that all you have to tell me?” said Martha.
And then the week of their lives began.
XI. IN COUNTRY AND IN TOWN
The weather was true to them, and this was a larger matter than it might have been. They were not making love. They were “not out for that,” as Blanche herself actually told Martha, with annihilating scorn, when the old dear looked both knowing and longing-to-know at the end of the first day’s run. They were out to enjoy themselves, and that seemed shocking to Martha “unless something was coming of it.” She had just sense enough to keep her conditional clause to herself.
Yet if they were only out to enjoy themselves, in the way Miss Blanche vowed and declared (more shame for her), they certainly had done wonders for a start. Martha could hardly credit all they said they had done, and as an embittered pedestrian there was nothing that she would “put past” one of those nasty motors. It said very little for Mr. Cazalet, by the way, in Martha’s private opinion, that he should take her Miss Blanche out in a car at all; if he had turned out as well as she had hoped, and “meant anything,” a nice boat on the river would have been better for them both than all that tearing through the air in a cloud of smoky dust; it would also have been much less expensive, and far more “the thing”.
But, there, to see and hear the child after the first day! She looked so bonny that for a time Martha really believed that Mr. Cazalet had “spoken,” and allowed herself to admire him also as he drove off later with his wicked lamps alight. But Blanche would only go on and on about her day, the glories of the Ripley Road and the grandeur of Hindhead. She had brought back heaps of heather and bunches of leaves just beginning to turn; they were all over the little house before Cazalet had been gone ten minutes. But Blanche hadn’t forgotten her poor old Martha; she was not one to forget people, especially when she loved and yet had to snub them. Martha’s portion was picture post-cards of the Gibbet and other landmarks of the day.
“And if you’re good,” said Blanche, “you shall have some every day, and an album to keep them in forever and ever. And won’t that be nice when it’s all over, and Mr. Cazalet’s gone back to Australia?”
Crueller anticlimax was never planned, but Martha’s face had brought it on her; and now it remained to make her see for herself what an incomparably good time they were having so far.
“It was a simply splendid lunch at the Beacon, and such a tea at Byfleet, coming back another way,” explained Blanche, who was notoriously indifferent about he
r food, but also as a rule much hungrier than she seemed to-night. “It must be that tea, my dear. It was too much. To-morrow I’m to take the Sirram, and I want Walter to see if he can’t get a billy and show me how they make tea in the bush; but he says it simply couldn’t be done without methylated.”
The next day they went over the Hog’s Back, and the next day right through London into Hertfordshire. This was a tremendous experience. The car was a good one from a good firm, and the chauffeur drove like an angel through the traffic, so that the teeming city opened before them from end to end. Then the Hertfordshire hedges and meadows and timber were the very things after the Hog’s Back and Hindhead; not so wonderful, of course, but more like old England and less like the bush; and before the day was out they had seen, through dodging London on the way back, the Harrow boys like a lot of young butlers who had changed hats with the maids, and Eton boys as closely resembling a convocation of slack curates.
Then there was their Buckinghamshire day — Chalfont St. Giles and Hughenden — and almost detached experiences such as the churchyard at Stoke Poges, where Cazalet repeated astounding chunks of its Elegy, learned as long ago as his preparatory school-days, and the terrible disillusion of Hounslow Heath and its murderous trams.
Then there was the wood they found where gipsies had been camping, where they resolved that moment to do the same, just exactly in every detail as Cazalet had so often done it in the bush; so that flesh and flour were fetched from the neighboring village, and he sat on his heels and turned them into mutton and damper in about a minute; and after that a real camp-fire till long after dark, and a shadowy chauffeur smoking his pipe somewhere in the other shadows, and thinking them, of course, quite mad. The critic on the hearth at home thought even worse of them than that. But Blanche only told the truth when she declared that the whole thing had been her idea; and she might have added, a bitter disappointment to her, because Walter simply would not talk about the bush itself, and never had since that first hour in the old empty schoolroom at Littleford.
(By the way, she had taken to calling him Walter to his face.)
Of other conversation, however, there was not and never had been the slightest dearth between them; but it was, perhaps, a sad case of quantity. These were two outdoor souls, and the one with the interesting life no longer spoke about it. Neither was a great reader, even of the papers, though Blanche liked poetry as she liked going to church; but each had the mind that could batten quite amiably on other people. So there was a deal of talk about neighbors down the river, and some of it was scandal, and all was gossip; and there was a great deal about what Blanche called their stone-age days, but again far less about themselves when young than there had been at Littleford, that first day. And so much for their conversation, once for all; it was frankly that of two very ordinary persons, placed in an extraordinary position to which they had shut their eyes for a week.
They must have had between them, however, some rudimentary sense of construction; for their final fling, if not just the most inspiring, was at least unlike all the rest. It was almost as new to Blanche, and now much more so to Cazalet; it appealed as strongly to their common stock of freshness and simplicity. Yet cause and effect were alike undeniably lacking in distinction. It began with cartloads of new clothes from Cazalet’s old tailor, and it ended in a theater and the Carlton.
Martha surpassed herself, of course; she had gone about for days (or rather mornings and evenings) in an aggressive silence, her lips provocatively pursed; but now the time had come for her to speak out, and that she did. If Miss Blanche had no respect for herself, there were those who had some for her, just as there were others who seemed to have forgotten the meaning of the word. The euphemistic plural disappeared at the first syllable from Blanche. It was nothing to Martha that she had been offered a place in the car (beside that forward young man) more days than one; well did Mr. Cazalet know her feelings about motors before he made her the offer. But she was not saying anything about what was past. This was the limit; an expression which only sullied Martha’s lips because Blanche had just applied it to her interference. It was not behaving as a gentleman; it was enough to work unpleasant miracles in her poor parents’ graves; and though Martha herself would die sooner than inform Mr. Charlie or the married sisters, other people were beginning to talk, and when this came out she knew who would get the blame.
So Blanche seemed rather flushed and very spirited at the short and early dinner at Dieudonne’s; but it was a fact that the motoring had affected her skin, besides making her eyes look as though she had been doing what she simply never did. It had also toned up the lower part of Cazalet’s face to match the rest; otherwise he was more like a meerschaum pipe than ever, with the white frieze across his forehead (but now nothing else) to stamp him from the wilds. And soon nobody was laughing louder at Mr. Payne and Mr. Grossmith; nobody looked better qualified for his gaiety stall, nobody less like a predestined figure in impending melodrama.
So also at the Carlton later; more champagne, of course, and the jokes of the evening to replenish a dwindling store, and the people at the other tables to give a fresh fillip to the game of gossip. Blanche looked as well as any of them in a fresher way than most, and Cazalet a noble creature in all his brand-new glory; and she winced with pride at the huge tip she saw him give the waiter; for an old friend may be proud of an old friend, surely! Then they got a good place for watching more people in the lounge; and the fiddling conductor proved the best worth watching of the lot, and was pronounced the very best performer that Cazalet had ever heard in all his life. Many other items were praised in the same fervent formula, which Blanche confirmed about everything except his brandy and cigar.
Above all was it delightful to feel that their beloved car was waiting for them outside, to whirl them out of all this racket just as late as they liked; for quite early in the week (and this was a glaring aggravation in Martha’s eyes) Cazalet had taken lodgings for himself and driver in those very Nell Gwynne Cottages where Hilton Toye had stayed before him.
All the evening nothing had been better of its kind than this music at the very end; and, of course, it was the kind for Blanche and Cazalet, who for his part liked anything with a tune, but could never remember one to save his life. Yet when they played an aged waltz, actually in its second decade, just upon half past twelve, even Cazalet cocked his head and frowned, as though he had heard the thing before.
“I seem to know that,” he said. “I believe I’ve danced to it.”
“I have,” said Blanche. “Often,” she added suddenly; and then, “I suppose you sometimes dance in the bush, Walter?”
“Sometimes.”
“That’s where it was, then.”
“I don’t think so. You couldn’t get that tremendous long note on a piano. There it goes again — bars and bars of it! That’s what I seem to remember.”
Blanche’s face never changed. “Now, that’s the end. They’re beginning to put the lights out, Walter. Don’t you think we’d better go?”
XII. THE THOUSANDTH MAN
It had been new life to them, but now it was all over. It was the last evening of their week, and they were spending it rather silently on Blanche’s balcony.
“I make it at least three hundred,” said Cazalet, and knocked out a pipe that might have been a gag. “You see, we were very seldom under fifty!”
“Speak for yourself, please! My longevity’s a tender point,” said Blanche, who looked as though she had no business to have her hair up, as she sat in a pale cross-fire between a lamp-post and her lighted room.
Cazalet protested that he had only meant their mileage in the car; he made himself extremely intelligible now, as he often would when she rallied him in a serious voice. Evidently that was not the way to rouse him up to-night, and she wanted to cheer him after all that he had done for her. Better perhaps not to burke the matter that she knew was on his mind.
“Well, it’s been a heavenly time,” she assured him just
once more. “And to-morrow it’s pretty sure to come all right about Scruton, isn’t it?”
“Yes! To-morrow we shall probably have Toye back,” he answered with grim inconsequence.
“What has that to do with it, Walter?”
“Oh, nothing, of course.”
But still his tone was grim and heavy, with a schoolboy irony that he would not explain but could not keep to himself. So Mr. Toye must be turned out of the conversation, though it was not Blanche who had dragged him in. She wished people would stick to their point. She meant to make people, just for once and for their own good; but it took time to find so many fresh openings, and he only cutting up another pipeful of that really rather objectionable bush tobacco.
“There’s one thing I’ve rather wanted to ask you,” she began.
“Yes?” said Cazalet.
“You said the other day that it would mean worry for you in any case — after to-morrow — whether the charge is dismissed or not!”
His wicker chair creaked under him.
“I don’t see why it should,” she persisted, “if the case falls through.”
“Well, that’s where I come in,” he had to say.
“Surely you mean just the other way about? If they commit the man for trial, then you do come in, I know. It’s like your goodness.”
“I wish you wouldn’t say that! It hurts me!”
“Then will you explain yourself? It’s not fair to tell me so much, and then to leave out just the bit that’s making you miserable!”
The trusty, sisterly, sensible voice, half bantering but altogether kind, genuinely interested if the least bit inquisitive, too, would have gone to a harder or more hardened heart than beat on Blanche’s balcony that night. Yet as Cazalet lighted his pipe he looked old enough to be her father.
“I’ll tell you some time,” he puffed.
“It’s only a case of two heads,” said Blanche. “I know you’re bothered, and I should like to help, that’s all.”
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