by J. R. Rain
Once done, she crept forward again, passing in front of my Mustang, where I had a good look at her. Dark hair pulled tightly back. Straight bangs. Eyebrows in bad need of plucking. She was carrying what appeared to be a full paint can.
Her name, I knew, was Jolene Funkmeyer.
I scanned the surrounding parking lot, looking for her male accomplice but didn’t see anyone suspicious. Maybe tonight she was going solo. Taking some stalking initiative.
She kept to the shadows, as any good stalker should, and moved quickly from car to car. By my best calculations, she was heading towards Cindy’s sporty red Jetta, which was parked directly beneath one of the parking lot lights.
Funkmeyer hovered at the perimeter of the light, momentarily confused. Like a vampire witnessing the sun after a long night out raising hell. Finally, mustering some inner stalking courage, she stepped forward into the light and promptly tossed the contents of the paint can across the hood of Cindy’s Jetta. Bright yellow splashed everywhere, even onto some of the other cars.
Then she bent over the hood and feverishly began finger-painting. Tongue sticking out the corner of her mouth. As she did so, working her way around the hood of the Jetta, I called the campus police.
I hung up and waited. The figure in black continued writing. Her face gleamed wet in the drizzling rain. Her thighs were now covered in yellow paint. Still she wrote. Perhaps she was writing her dissertation. Her face was mostly hidden, but I could see that her hair wasn’t entirely black; it was also streaked with gray.
As she wrote, she looked up occasionally to scan the parking lot. Luckily, she was alone. Or thought she was alone.
She continued her magnum opus.
I watched.
Just keep writing, darling.
Movement beyond the oak trees. I looked up. Bounding along a narrow path was a three-wheeled campus security vehicle, packed with police officers. Like a scene from the Keystone Cops. Either they were here for the vandal, or someone had lost a stray golf ball.
In an explosion of grass and twigs, the vehicle burst over a curb and into the faculty parking lot, a powerful beam swept across the hoods of the car. Like a deer caught in headlights, Funkmeyer froze in mid-scrawl and looked up. Her mouth dropped open. Then she tried to go a couple different directions at once, finally decided on one, and dashed through a row of cars and into the night. As she ran, her hands flashed yellow. Like a beacon.
The campus police made a hard right and gave chase, cutting across a connecting swath of grass. I watched until everyone disappeared from view around the performing arts building.
I stepped out of my car and walked over to Cindy’s Jetta. The woman had made quite a mess of things. I read her surprisingly neat writing:
Darwin was wrong. You live a lie. You will burn in hell.
I went back to my car, resuming my vigil.
One stalker down, one to go.
Chapter Thirty-seven
Cindy and I were in bed together. Ginger the dog was lying on the comforter between us. Her little face was scant inches from my face. Her little doggie breath wasn’t so little.
“She needs a doggy mint,” I said.
“She doesn’t have bad breath,” Cindy said.
“I beg to differ.”
“You’ve done enough begging for tonight.”
“True,” I said. “Still, I’m surprised you can’t see the green radioactive cloud hovering over her head.”
“You have a sensitive nose.”
“I have a sensitive something else, too.”
“Sometimes too sensitive.”
“Let’s change the subject.”
Ginger got up and stretched, legs vibrating down into the bed. She turned two circles, lay again and burrowed her little muzzle under her front paws, sighing loudly, absently licking her front paws, eyes closed. I’m not even sure she was awake.
“Any leads on the other vandal?” she asked.
“I’m looking into it,” I said. “According to the police, Jolene Funkmeyer denies having an accomplice.”
“The word ‘accomplice’ suggests something more grandiose than vandalism.”
“How about vandal buddy?”
“Better.”
“Anyway,” I said, “turns out Jolene has been arrested before.”
“For?”
I hesitated. “Arson.”
“Shit.”
“Spent a year in prison.”
“What did she burn?”
“An abortion clinic in Buena Park. No one hurt. The clinic had been vandalized weeks on end prior to the arson.”
“So the vandalism escalates into something more than vandalism.”
I nodded again. “She was arrested with her boyfriend.”
“You have his name?”
“Chad Schwendinger.”
“You think he’s our man?”
“A good chance,” I said. “The Irvine Police checked out his last known address this afternoon. He moved out long ago. And no leads where he might be. Yet.”
“Maybe he’s been shacking up with his vandal girlfriend.”
I shook my head. “I checked out her place this afternoon. She lives alone. Although one neighbor mentioned she had seen a middle-aged man in a BMW come by on a few occasions.”
“Maybe he will want revenge for the arrest of his girlfriend.”
“What he wants and what he gets are two different things.”
“But you’ll still watch over me just in case?”
“Like a hawk,” I said.
Chapter Thirty-eight
Sanchez and I were in my car on a Sunday afternoon, parked outside the big Lutheran church on Fifth and Edinger.
“He’s the last one. Name’s Ricardo Gomez,” said Sanchez, consulting a list of names. There were eight names on the list, seven of which were crossed off.
“You do realize we’re outside a church,” I said.
Sanchez wasn’t listening. “Ricardo hasn’t been alone in nearly a week. This might be our only chance to nail him.”
“I think you’ve let this go to your head.”
Sanchez looked at me. “Hell, this went straight to my head the day I heard my boy was in the hospital. This went straight to my head the day eight boys kicked his face in.”
“Take a deep breath,” I said.
He ignored me. “Besides, we’re doing the neighborhood a service. My son has single-handedly broken up this so-called gang. According to his school principal, these kids have been harassing students all year, not to mention vandalizing property.”
“Did the principal know what happened to your son?”
Sanchez nodded. “And he knows my son is picking them off one at a time.”
“What did he say about that?”
“Hallelujah.”
“That because your kid’s name is Jesus?”
“Hay-zeus, asshole.” Sanchez looked at his big cop watch. “Church will be out soon.”
“Kid named Jesus kicking ass at church,” I said. “Maybe it’s the Second Coming.”
There was a box of donuts balanced on the console between us. I had insisted on getting the donuts at the Von’s grocery store this time, which often had better donuts than most hole-in-the-wall chains. Sanchez thought getting donuts at a grocery store was sacrilegious but he ate them anyway.
“Church is out,” Sanchez reported, leaning forward eagerly. “And there he is, walking home alone.” I thought Sanchez might wet his pants. He pulled out his notepad and made an entry. I leaned over his shoulder and read the entry: 11:53 AM. Sunday. Church out.
“Don’t you have murderers to catch?” I asked.
“Not on Sundays,” he said. “Day of rest.” Then he made another entry: Intercept target. Next Sunday. Noon.
“Target?” I said. “You need to get a life.”
“I’ll get a life after next Sunday.”
“You have a sprinkle on your chin.”
“Fuck you.”
“Such language at church.”
Chapter Thirty-nine
I met Rawhide’s assistant museum curator at a coffee shop in Barstow. I was nursing a Diet Coke when Patricia McGovern arrived straight from work, wearing low heels, jeans and a red cowboy shirt.
“Would you like something to drink?” I asked her.
“Coffee would be nice.”
“In a coffee shop? Surely you jest.”
She smiled at that. I think she thought I was funny. Or retarded.
The waitress was older than the surrounding rock-encrusted hills, although she was sprightly and had a certain spring to her step. She took our orders. One coffee, black. One refill of Diet Pepsi, also black. Everyone at the table laughed at that one. I was on a roll.
“So what did you want to see me about?” asked Patricia, leaning forward on her elbows. She was as cute as I remembered, dark hair pulled back in a ponytail. I was flattered by the intensity of her gaze, as if I was the only person important enough to look at in the diner. I happened to agree.
“Just have a few routine questions about Willie Clarke.”
Her gaze intensified. “I’m not supposed to be talking to you, Mr. Knighthorse. I could get fired.”
“I know,” I said. “Which is why we are meeting secretly in a coffee shop, and why I am bribing you with coffee. I promise to make this quick.”
She inhaled deeply. Held it for a few seconds and then let it out. The mother of all sighs. “How can I help you?”
Our drinks came, with two complimentary biscottis. The old gal winked at us and shuffled off in a springy sort of way.
“Could you describe your first meeting with Willie Clarke?”
She shrugged. “It was about two months ago. He just showed up out of the blue one day asking about the mummy.”
“What did Jarred think of that?”
“Jarred didn’t like it. Or him.”
“Why?”
“I can’t say for sure. I can only speculate.”
“Speculate away.”
“Jarred’s trying to make a name for himself in Rawhide. He purposely staked out Rawhide because very little has been written on it. He calls the town an untapped vein.”
“Fitting for a mining town.”
“Yeah, he thinks he’s pretty clever.”
“So Jarred didn’t exactly roll out the welcoming wagon for Willie.”
“Exactly. Jarred was just plain rude. Willie was just doing his job. Which, I might add, was an impossible task. I mean, how many historians before him have looked into Sylvester’s identity?”
“A million?”
She grinned. “Okay, maybe not that many, but there have been a lot.”
“Maybe it takes a detective.”
“Someone like you?”
“Stranger things have happened.”
“I’ll believe it when I see it. Anyway, Jarred doesn’t own Rawhide, and he certainly doesn’t own its history. Willie had a valid reason for being here. After all, the man who now owns Sylvester hired him. And all Willie wanted was to be shown the site where Sly was originally discovered. Against Jarred’s wishes, I agreed to help Willie.”
“How did that sit with Jarred?”
“Oh, he was furious. But I didn’t care. Willie was sweet. And harmless. I mean, he really didn’t know what he was doing out here. He was barely out of graduate school. Hardly makes him a qualified historian, and certainly no threat to Jarred.”
“Tell me about the trip with Willie.”
She did. She met Willie in Rawhide on a Saturday morning, her day off. They were just about to head out into the desert when Jarred showed up out of the blue and insisted on joining them.
“Insisted?” I asked.
“He wouldn’t have it any other way, and told me in private that he didn’t know if Willie’s intentions were honorable or not. What a load of crap that was.” She actually snorted, which was very unbecoming of her. “Willie was nothing but sweet.”
“Was Jarred jealous?”
“I don’t know. If so, he never showed much interest in me before.”
“Maybe he’s blind.”
“Thank you, Mr. Knighthorse. But to be honest, at the time, Jarred seemed to be on something. He was jittery, excited, as if he was amped on a half dozen espressos.”
“So what happened next?”
She shrugged. “Jarred insisted I go alone with him in his truck. Willie was to follow us.”
“There wasn’t enough room in Jarred’s truck for the three of you?”
“Sure, if we all sat together. But Jarred thought Willie would be uncomfortable.”
“Okay,” I said. “Go on.”
“We drove out to the site, with Willie following behind us in his own truck.” She paused and leaned forward, leveling her considerable gaze on considerable me. “Get this: once we arrive, Jarred suddenly changes his tune. Now he couldn’t be more helpful.”
“What do you mean?”
“Now he’s answering all of Willie’s questions. Laughing, joking, having a good time.”
“Why?”
“I dunno. Maybe he was finally coming around. After all, Willie was easy to like.”
I thought about this. While I thought about this, I drank from my Diet Pepsi, which had been sweating profusely, condensation pooling on the Formica table.
“Did anything unusual happen?” I asked, reaching for something, anything. “Anything out of the ordinary?”
She shook her head. “Not that I can think of.”
I continued reaching.
“Did Jarred ever leave the two of you for any reason?” I asked. “Was he ever alone?”
She thought about that.
“Why do you ask?”
“Because I can’t think of anything else.”
That seemed to satisfy her. She sipped on her coffee and suddenly started nodding. “Yes, actually. He was alone.”
Bingo.
“Tell me about it.”
She did. It happened just after they arrived in the desert. Willie had come prepared, of course, with bottled water and sunscreen, etc. But Jarred, apparently making a last minute decision to head out into the desert, had not. In fact, he was completely unprepared. So halfway down the trail, the town historian went back up to fetch some of Willie’s water from the truck.
“Willie’s water?” I said.
“That sounds funny, huh.”
“Yes,” I said, but ever the professional, I continued on. “And Willie gave Jarred the keys to his own truck?”
“Yes.”
“Where the extra water was?”
“Yes.”
“And Jarred went alone?”
“Yes.”
“How long was Jarred gone?”
She thought some more. “As long as it takes to hike halfway up the trail and back down again. We were at the site by the time Jarred came back.”
I had been on that same trail. In fact, I had been shot at on that same trail. Altogether, it was about a half mile straight down a narrow rocky path. I mentally calculated how much time it would take to climb halfway back up and then down again.
“Thirty minutes?”
She shrugged. “He might have been gone a little longer. Maybe forty-five minutes or more. Willie and I were nearly done examining the site by the time Jarred returned.”
Fifteen minutes unexplained. Long enough to sabotage a vehicle?
I said, “And when he returns he’s suddenly helpful and friendly.”
“It was the strangest thing. But yeah, he’s answering questions and offering information.”
“Quite a change.”
“Yes, I was happy to see it,” she said. “Finally, he was being nice.”
“So then the three of you leave in separate vehicles.”
“Yes.”
“Except you and Jarred made it back to Rawhide and Willie doesn’t.”
She sucked in some air. Tears rapidly filled the corners of her eyes. The wetness amplified her eyes and made them look bigger than they
were.
“What happened?” I asked.
“I don’t know.” Her voice cracked. “When we left, I looked back a few times to make sure he was following us.” Tears were coming freely down her face. She had caught the attention of some people in the shop. She continued, “At some point we lost him. Because when I looked again, he was gone.”
“Where were you when you lost him?”
“On Burning Woman Road. We rounded a bend and suddenly he wasn’t there.”
Burning Woman was the single lane road that eventually connected to the I-15. A very long stretch of highway. Very long and very lonely.
She continued through her sobs. “I thought maybe he had pulled over to make a phone call, or turned around to go back to the site on his own.” She shrugged. “Or maybe he knew of another way out of there. I’m not exactly sure where Burning Woman heads off to.”
“So what did you do when you saw he was gone?”
“I told Jarred to go back.”
“And did he?”
“No.”
“Why?”
“He said Willie was fine, that he had probably gone another way home, and that we had things to do at the museum.”
“I thought you said you had a day off.”
She nodded. “Jarred said we had a shipment come in last night, and he wanted me to catalogue it for display later in the week.”
“Hardly pressing.”
“Nothing at the museum could be considered pressing.”
“Did you see Willie with a cell phone?”
“No, but he had called earlier to let me know he was running a little late.”
“Did he call you while driving?”
She nodded again. “He was just heading off I-15 toward Rawhide.”
“Do you still have his cell number?”
She reached and opened her purse and removed her wallet, from which she removed a white business card. The cell number was hand-printed on the back of it. She handed it to me. “I know what you’re thinking, Mr. Knighthorse.”
“What’s that?”
“If Willie had had his cell phone, why didn’t he call for help.”
I smiled encouragingly. Go on, my smile said.
She continued, “And if his cell phone had worked earlier in the desert it probably would have worked from Burning Woman, too.”
