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by J. A. Konrath


  “You think this is funny, asshole?”

  The Chemist is shocked. He’s heard about this happening, people being killed over parking spaces, but he can’t believe it’s happening to him.

  He manages to say, “I’m not laughing at—”

  And then the guy shoves him, hard. The Chemist almost loses his footing.

  “Think you’re better than me, in that fancy suit and that faggy tie.”

  The man goes to shove him again, and on reflex the Chemist brings up the jet injector. When the guy grabs his shirt, he pushes the orifice into his chubby neck and squeezes the trigger.

  The lunatic raises up a fist to hit him, then his eyes bug out and he clutches his throat.

  He falls, dead before he hits the street.

  “Arnie!”

  The Chemist looks at the woman, who is now out of the car and rushing at him.

  “What have you done to Arnie! You killed him!”

  Like a picture snapping into focus, the Chemist is instantly aware of his surroundings. People are watching him. On the sidewalks. From their cars. This has become a scene.

  “That son of a bitch shot my husband!” she howls. “Someone help me!”

  The only person close enough to ID him later is Arnie’s wife. He’s on her in four steps, jamming the injector into her throat, killing her in mid-scream.

  Then he hurries back to his car. People are pointing now, and shouting. A few of them are running over.

  Hands shaking, the Chemist fishes the car keys out of his front pocket. He starts the car and realizes, to his horror, that Arnie’s car is blocking him in.

  There’s no time to do anything else. He slams the car into gear, steps on the accelerator, and crashes into the car parked ahead of him. Then he puts it into reverse and hits the gas again, causing another collision.

  He now has an extra few feet of room around his vehicle, and he squeezes onto the street between Arnie’s Chevy and the car he’d just rear-ended. There isn’t quite enough space, and there’s a grind of metal on metal as he scrapes both sides of the Honda as he pulls away, hyperventilating, a crowd of people staring at him.

  This is bad. Very bad. But he can fix it, if he moves fast. All they’ll remember is the suit and the eye patch—thank God he kept it on.

  They’ll remember the car too. There’s a good chance someone even took down the license plate number.

  But that’s okay. The car isn’t his. He can tie up this loose end, if he hurries.

  The Plan doesn’t have to change. But now he feels an urgency he hasn’t felt before, and that excites him.

  He expected this to be emotionally satisfying. But in his sweetest dreams, he had never expected this to actually be fun.

  Chapter 17

  I SAT OUTSIDE THE CAFÉ, at one of their patio tables along the side walk. Rick hadn’t been at the press conference, and it was twenty minutes past the time we said we ’d meet.

  We’d exchanged numbers, but I didn’t call him. Instead I called Latham’s hospital room, again, and was informed that there had been no change in his condition.

  Another five minutes passed. An ambulance streaked by, sirens blaring. I diale. Dispatch, hung up, dialed them again, and asked the desk sergeant to give me a record and location of Wilbur Martin Streng, DOB October 16, 1935.

  Traffic and people and time passed. A bee took an interest in the bud vase of cut carnations on my table, and I stiffened.

  Don’t bother it, and it won’t bother you, I told myself. But I moved my hands away just the same. I was the lucky one person out of two hundred and fifty who was allergic to stings. When I was a teenager, a particularly nasty wasp had stung my hand, which quickly led to anaphylactic shock. My throat had swelled up to the point that I couldn’t breathe, and only an emergency room injection of epinephrine had saved my life. It wasn’t an experience I cared to repeat.

  Luckily, the bee had interests other than me, and it buzzed off to molest some flowers at an adjacent table.

  I sipped my iced tea. I closed my eyes. The sun felt good. I decided to order a club sandwich, not caring if Rick showed up or not.

  “Sorry I’m late...”

  Rick was slightly out of breath. I had the impression that he’d been running, and was more flattered by his hurrying to meet me than I was irritated at his lateness.

  Rick sat down, then picked up the water glass at his place setting. He drained half of it in one gulp.

  “Did you catch any of the press conference?” I asked.

  “No. Conference call with Washington. How’d it go?”

  “Fine. Roxy actually did okay. Remained calm and poised, answered everything correctly. And she looked better in my jacket than I did.”

  Rick leaned in, his eyes twinkling. “No. She didn’t.”

  I was being honest, not fishing, but it felt nice to hear just the same.

  My sandwich came, and I apologized for having ordered without waiting for him.

  “Can we split this club, and then I’ll order another one?”

  “Sure. That’s fine. But...”

  “But what?”

  I was hungry, but looking down at the food made my stomach twitch. What if this restaurant had been on the Chemist’s list? What if I took a bite and would be dead in thirty seconds?

  Rick apparently sensed my hesitation.

  “Life is about risk, Jack. You can run away, or you can face it head-on.”

  He leaned in closer, his knee touching mine under the table. Then he picked up half of the sandwich and took a big bite, some mayo dribbling down his chin.

  I felt my heart rate increase. Maybe I was overtired. Or hormonal. Whatever problem I was having, I promised myself no more one-on-one time with Rick.

  Another ambulance streaked by, followed by two news vans. I didn’t like the implications of that at all.

  I pulled my radio out of my purse and tuned in to the police band. A few seconds later Rick threw down some money and we jogged up the street.

  I worked out three times a week, weights and aerobics, and twice a month I attended a four-hour tae kwon do class, so I was able to keep pace with Rick the three blocks to the station house without collapsing or throwing up. But I did feel sick when I saw the ambulances at the corner of my precinct building.

  A dozen uniforms were cordoning off a section of street, directing traffic, and questioning onlookers. Several paramedics were milling around two bodies. They didn’t seem to be in a hurry. I managed to locate Herb in the crowd. Even though he was no longer my partner, he still managed to beat me to the crime scene.

  “What happened?”

  “I just got here. Some kind of traffic dispute.”

  “The radio mentioned the Chemist.”

  “Could be. Two dead, no marks on their bodies.”

  “Don’t touch him!” Rick yelled at one of the medics who was crouching down next to a victim. “Risk of contamination!”

  If the witnesses weren’t spooked before, that started a mass exodus to the police lines. Herb went north and I went south, explaining to the crowd that they were perfectly safe, and if anyone saw anything we’d like to talk to them. I managed to snag a retreating party of businesspeople, and Herb caught a kid on Rollerblades. While we did that, Rick produced a gas mask and some rubber gloves, and examined one of the bodies.

  The trio gave me a rundown of what they saw, beginning with the honking and ending with the perp stabbing each victim in the neck with something. He wore a suit, had an eye patch, and drove a white Honda Accord with scratches on both sides. None of them got the license plate.

  Herb’s witness gave a similar version of the story, but said the victims were shot in the neck with some kind of gun, rather than stabbed.

  As we conferred, a uniform named Justin Buchbinder came to us with a jackpot: a witness with a camera phone.

  “My name is Doris, Doris Washburn. I took three pictures.” She was young, chic, in business attire. “The quality isn’t the greatest, but I got
one of the killer, and one of his car.”

  She showed me how to view them on her cell phone. The perp’s head was turned, and the license plate on the car too pixilated to be read, but the forensics guys had digital filters that might help improve the images. The third picture unfortunately only captured the man who later died, pointing his finger and yelling.

  “We’ll need to keep your phone.”

  “I need my phone for work. Can’t I just send you the images?”

  “Will they lose quality?”

  “No. I can send them to your e-mail address.”

  I called Hajek at the crime lab, and Doris sent the photos to him using her phone.

  “Get anything?” I asked him while the data transferred.

  “A headache. Neck strain. A sore back.”

  “No prints?”

  “The Chemist used gloves for everything. I even found a glove print on the toilet handle.”

  I thought about that. The only people that paranoid about leaving prints are those with prints on file. This guy was in our system, somewhere. People who have been arrested had their fingerprints taken. So did government employees like cops, Feds, and military. Plus, fingerprinting was becoming more common in the private sector, for both security reasons and to ID workers.

  “How about the devices? Any way to trace them?”

  “The M44s had serial numbers, but they’d been removed. Acid etching didn’t bring them up. Wildlife Services uses them to kill coyotes, but these seem to be older models. Could have picked them up anywhere.”

  “How about the other traps?”

  “Made from common household items. I got a copy of the CDC report—even the poisons are from pretty common plants. Many are available growing wild, or at garden shops. All of them can be ordered over the Internet. No way to trace them. I’m getting the e-mail now, hold on.”

  This was becoming silly. How is it possible to kill so many people and leave zero evidence?

  “Well, the bad news is, the pictures are awful.”

  “Can you fix them?”

  “Let’s see.” I heard him typing, and then humming softly. “I’ll transfer them to my image enhancer. Clean up the noise...resize the image...reduce JPEG compression...and it’s even worse than before. Let me work on it. Will you be at this number?”

  I told him yes, and hung up.

  “Where’s the new partner?” Herb asked.

  “Lunch.”

  “Shouldn’t you call her?”

  “Probably. I want my jacket back.”

  I called Dispatch to get Roxy’s number. Surprisingly, a man answered when I dialed her number.

  “I’m looking for Roxanne Waclawski.”

  “Are you a friend or relative of hers?”

  “I’m her partner, Lieutenant Daniels from the CPD. Can you put her on?”

  “I’m afraid not, Lieutenant. I’m an EMT. We got a call of a woman passing out at a Willoughby’s on Michigan and Huron. Your partner is dead.”

  I squeezed my eyes closed so hard, I saw stars under the lids.

  “How did she die?”

  “It appears to be heart failure. But in someone this young...”

  “Okay, you need to be careful. She was probably poisoned, and some of it may still be on her. I need you to talk to the manager. Try not to let anyone leave until I get there.”

  “Was this—”

  “Don’t say anything more. I don’t want to cause a panic. I’ll be there in a few minutes.”

  I hung up and looked at Herb.

  “She’s dead. It’s a few blocks away. I need you at the crime scene.”

  Herb hesitated for a moment, and then said, “No.”

  “Goddammit, Herb—”

  “Goddammit, Jack, I’m not Homicide anymore.” He looked as angry as I’d ever seen him. “This isn’t my case, and you’re not my partner.”

  “Fine,” I said, the words forming in my mouth before common sense could override them. “Be a coward.”

  I didn’t mean it. But before I could take it back, Herb was storming off, through the crowd, over the yellow police tape, and back to the station. I’d apologize later. Herb would forgive me. Especially if the apology included carbohydrates.

  I turned to look for Rick, but he was still in full gear, hovering over the corpses. Figuring I’d need help at the restaurant, I grabbed the uniform, Buchbinder.

  “How would you like a temporary promotion to Homicide/Gangs/Sex?”

  “My sergeant will bust my balls if I leave my post.”

  “What’s your post?”

  “Parking enforcement.”

  “I’ll smooth it over. You got a car?”

  “A bike.”

  “Even better. Let’s go.”

  That cheered me up a fraction. I liked bikes. My ex-husband, the man who gave me my last name, had a 1982 Harley-Davidson Sportster, and we’d go riding whenever we could. Which, as far as I can remember, was twice.

  I worked a lot back then.

  Unfortunately, when Buchbinder said bike, he meant scooter. The tiny little electric moped barely had room for two, and had a top speed of slow. A five-minute walk took us ten minutes on the bike, because Officer Buchbinder stopped for all traffic signals, pedestrians, strong breezes, and optical illusions. He also pulled behind a horse and buggy giving six geriatrics a tour of the Magnificent Mile—a tour so excruciatingly sluggish that I doubted all of them would live long enough to see its conclusion.

  “Go faster,” I said.

  “If I follow too closely, there could be an accident.”

  As it turned out, there was an accident. Buchbinder couldn’t brake in time, and coasted right through the largest pile of horse shit I’d ever seen.

  “Apparently they can do that while trotting,” I said.

  “Did you see that? It came out of nowhere.”

  Actually, I did see it, along with where it came out of. But I chose not to mention it.

  “Some got in the spokes,” Buchbinder whined. “I just cleaned the spokes.”

  “Pay attention to the road.”

  “My God, my bike is trashed. What was that horse eating?”

  “Let’s get off this topic.”

  “What’s that on the fender...peanuts?”

  “Pass the damn horse or I’m firing you.”

  He made a hand signal and thankfully got around the horse and cart. But getting past it and getting past it were two different things.

  “I gotta clean this quick, before it hardens. Don’t want to have to chisel it off.”

  “Let’s talk about something else,” I said. I didn’t say, “Like your non-future in the Homicide division.”

  Buchbinder, however, was fixated.

  “I can smell it. Can you smell it?”

  Jesus. It just wouldn’t end.

  “I got some on my pants.”

  “Buchbinder, shut the hell up about the horse already.”

  “Okay. But I never saw Mr. Ed do that, no sir. That manure pile was the size of a small child. Lucky we weren’t both killed.”

  I didn’t feel lucky. Not even a little bit.

  “Do you smell peanuts?”

  We got to Willoughby’s shortly thereafter. I instructed the Horseshit Whisperer to take witness statements after he cleaned his pants. Then I spoke with the bartender.

  “She came in alone. Sat down, ordered a dirty martini, up. Took off her jacket and asked where the bathroom was. I made the drink and set it down by her stool.”

  I looked at the empty glass, an olive at the bottom.

  “Did you see anyone near her drink?”

  “Some guy came to the bar, took some napkins.”

  “Did he touch her drink at all?”

  “I only saw him out of the corner of my eye.”

  “Can you describe him?”

  “White guy. Suit. Had an eye patch.”

  Dammit, Roxy. After that long talk about making yourself a target and being extra careful, how could you leave an
unattended drink on the bar? I stared at my gray jacket on the bar stool, and could picture her on camera wearing it, looking so confident and professional.

  I left it on the stool. I’d never wear it again.

  I switched focus to the martini glass, trying to figure out how to transport it. The Crime Scene Unit would have the materials. They needed to be here anyway, to dust for prints.

  I used the cell phone to call in the CSU, and some members of my team, including an Identikit artist. Maybe with all of these witnesses, we could give th. Chemist a face.

  My phone rang. Rick. I picked it up.

  “Where are you?” he asked.

  I filled him in.

  “Shit. She was a good kid. You can’t blame yourself.”

  “Sure I can.”

  “She was a professional. She knew the risks.”

  “She was a child.”

  “Put the guilt on the back burner for a little while. I think I figured out his delivery system. What he’s using to tamper with food.”

  That got my attention. “What?”

  “He’s also been using it directly on people. It’s called a jet injector.”

  “What is that?”

  “I can do better than just tell you. I’ll show you. When will you be free again?”

  I looked around, at the several dozen people in the restaurant.

  “A few hours at least.”

  “We had to cut lunch short. Up for dinner?”

  I thought of Latham, unconscious and on a ventilator.

  “I’ve got something to do after work.”

  “How about a quick bite? I’ll bring some food to your office. I can show you there.”

  I hadn’t eaten anything, and by dinner I’d be ravenous. And if I ate at work, it would give me more time with Latham.

  “Fine. Meet you there at five.”

  No big deal, I assured myself. It wasn’t like we were going to have sex in my office.

  Right?

  Chapter 18

  I GOT BACK TO the office a little after four. A copy of the personal ad set to run in tomorrow’s newspaper was on my desk.

  Chemist–the answer is yes.

  My stomach was growling loud enough to make passing dogs growl back. I visited the office vending machine, plunked in two quarters for a candy bar, and then stopped when I remembered that candy bars were on the list of tampered food items.

 

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