Look at her. She looks so cute. She eats without being pretentious. Furthermore, she can eat so much while maintaining such a petite body.
Where can you find such a cute girl? She's practically endangered.
"Time to get her cellphone number. With my looks, I'll be able to get her Penguin account number or Weipo account number at the very least."
Kevin smiled confidently.
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Chapter170 Given up for chicks
Although Kevin yearned to ask the cute chick for her contact information, he did not immediately take action. It could not be helped that his ability at picking up chicks was problematic.
Back in school, the typical chick would not catch his eye. The chicks that caught his eye were usually far from ordinary. They were all proud geniuses and they focused on their studies, so they were unwilling to date. As a result, despite being somewhat handsome, Kevin had yet to hook up with a chick up to now.
Recently, he could not tolerate his loneliness and began pursuing a girl with pretty alright looks on the Internet. Her talent was pretty alright, and was a chick that was pretty alright in every thing. However, Kevin was appalled to realize that he received an "extremely touched" response before being rejected by her!
This gave Kevin quite a setback as he subconsciously realized that his ability at picking chicks needed to be strengthened.
And at this moment, the cute chick had truly moved Kevin's heart. This resulted in him worrying if he would miss an opportunity because of his poor abilities at picking up chicks.
"It looks like I need to...ask for that jerk's help."
Kevin helplessly sighed. If not for any compelling reason, he would never request the help of the bastard who he had "enviously hated" for nine full years.
Kevin swiped his cellphone's screen and opened Penguin Chat. In a chat group for his classmates, he found a member nicknamed "Lord God".
Just after Kevin typed the words, "Hey, classmate", he hesitated and gritted his teeth to delete the words. He quickly typed another string of words, and paused his fingers over the send button for three seconds. He looked up at that girl with orange-red hair.
Her squinting eyes while eating made her look so cute like a kitten.
Kevin wrenched his heart.
Kevin: "Lord God, Lord God, this lowly one is in urgent need of help. If you are here, please reply as soon as possible!"
Kevin's face remained stiffened for several seconds after he sent the message before it finally relaxed.
Dignity is dear.
Posturing is dearer.
But both can be given up for chicks.
Speaking of "Lord God", it was a bleak memory Kevin was reluctant to talk about.
This world’s compulsory education system of nine years was comprised of six years of primary school education and three years of secondary school education. Following that was a streaming event, in which they would attempt university enrollment or joining an organization. As for "Lord God", he was a classmate who had accompanied Kevin for his six years of primary school and three years of secondary school.
Having been classmates for nine years, they did not become best buddies, but they were not enemies either. However, Kevin had a one-sided hatred and envy for "Lord God".
"Lord God" could be considered a living "legend". He was an average teenager with average looks, family background, results and talent. Yet, with a powerful ability of hitting on chicks, he had managed to establish a large and familial harem!
Furthermore, all the chicks in the harem were gorgeous babes. Some of them had amazing family backgrounds or talents, with some having both.
And "Lord God" dared to blatantly expose his harem, inducing the hatred and jealousy of several male peers. The school had exerted pressure on him, while the girls' family elders gnashed their teeth, but "Lord God"'s harem took the initiative to stand by his side, and managed to overcome every obstacle they faced. Following that, they cohabited together without any shame or bashfulness.
"Lord God"'s chick-picking techniques were obviously godlike.
Although Kevin was jealous of "Lord God", he had once regarded him as an idol. It all changed when a particular school belle he was pursuing rejected him using the "importance of academics" as an excuse. But shortly after, she entered the arms of "Lord God". As such, Kevin saw "Lord God" as his greatest enemy.
However, "Lord God"'s harem powers were just too domineering that Kevin could only silently weep. He secretly cursed that "Lord God" would not have a dick, and even if he had one, it would only be three centimeters long.
But at this moment, with the refreshing and cute chick in front of him, Kevin decided to temporarily let go of the hatred in his heart and bow before "Lord God" for his help.
A minute later, his cellphone finally vibrated as Kevin hurriedly lowered his head to take a look.
Lord God: "What's the matter? Don't stand on ceremony with an old classmate like me. Tell me anything directly. Regardless of me being able to help you or not, I will definitely do my best."
Kevin was slightly taken aback before he heaved a sigh of relief. He could not help but feel mixed emotions. "Lord God" was really good with his words.
With a thought, Kevin typed: "It's no big deal, but I need your help. The matter is this..."
Kevin quickly typed and was done with clearly explaining the situation half a minute later.
"Lord God" only took a few seconds before replying.
Lord God: "By not going right up to hit on her is very appropriate."
Kevin was stunned as he immediately sent a questioning emoji.
Not a while later, his cellphone vibrated.
Lord God: "From your description, this girl likes to eat and is very good at eating. The way she is eating is naturally not pretentious, as though she does not mind how people view her. If you were to hit on her while she was eating, what do you think the result would be?"
Kevin was stunned and with a bit of thinking, he responded: "Rejection?"
"Lord God" immediately sent him a sweat-wiping emoji.
Lord God: "Whether you will be rejected depends on your final performance, but the first impression you give will definitely be very low. Let's put it this way. If you were to hit on her now, you will immediately enter hell mode."
Kevin drew a gasp and sent an emoji that had a stunned look with the words "holy shit".
"Lord God" clearly gave up the thought of slowly guiding Kevin. He began to bombard him with information.
Lord God: "Firstly, any casual girl will have some reservations, more or less. She might not mind how others view her eating habits, but if you were to appear now, she might very likely subconsciously resist you. This is because while she is ignoring how others view her, she is simultaneously ignoring others. The others I'm referring to are people who know of her eating habits. Do you understand? If you were to go over now, it is very likely to be subconsciously treated as others who should be 'ignored' and resisted."
Before Kevin finished understanding the previous paragraph, "Lord God" followed up with another paragraph.
Lord God: "Secondly, since she ordered so much food so early in the morning, clearly she is starving or very gluttonous. And if you were to appear at this moment, you can't expect her to listen to you as you hit on her while she is eating, right? Of course, you can't rule out that she's an open chick. But do you think that as she's enjoying the food, the impression of a stranger that she has to divert some attention to would be high?"
Lord God: "Most importantly, by not picking your timing or do any groundwork, or care about methods, to forcefully hit on her is a method of the LOWEST caliber when hitting on girls. A chick's first impression will directly decide the difficulty level of your pursuit. So the act of hitting on her definitely cannot be rushed. It is important to thicken your skin, but being meticulous is also indispensable."
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Chapter171 Lord God's Advice
As Kevin read "Lord God"'s long paragraph in stunned silence, he was momentarily rendered speechless. He was awestruck, unaware that a tiny gesture could involve so many things. Indeed, there was a reason why he failed at hitting on chicks while "Lord God" experienced such success.
Kevin sent a emoji that continuously kowtowed and exclaimed "God", and asked weakly, "Then what should I do?"
"Lord God" clearly knew he would ask this and was done typing the next paragraph. Immediately, he responded.
Lord God: "Simple. Lay an ambush outside the restaurant. Wait till she comes out and pretend to walk into the restaurant. Then, rub shoulders with her and remember to have a coldness to your expression. When you brush across her shoulder, stare with widened eyes at her and immediately come to a halt. Then, turn back to look at her back in a daze. Only after she walks far away should you secretly follow her."
Lord God: "As for why you should do that, I'll explain later. Just follow what I tell you to do. Remember to act more natural. I have something I need to tend to first. Once, you are done, immediately tell me."
Kevin immediately replied: "Alright. Go tend to your stuff. I'll disturb you in a while."
Kevin read the chat in a serious manner three times again and again and he felt he had benefited greatly from it. Although he could not figure out the profound meaning behind what "Lord God" had instructed him to do, he was certainly not going to question it.
He looked up to take another glance at that cute girl with orange-red hair as she continued annihilating food with great enjoyment. Her natural and unpretentious actions of making a happy hum every time she finished a dish was like a kitten's paws that lightly scratched Kevin's heart.
Kevin reluctantly left the restaurant and found a secluded corner to hide.
As Kevin waited, and waited, and waited till the flowers withered, he finally saw the cute figure walk out from the restaurant.
Kevin immediately straightened his clothes and combed his hair. With both hands in his pockets, he put on a cold expression and walked over to the chick.
At the moment he rubbed shoulders with her, Kevin immediately felt a fresh aroma assault his olfactory senses. He naturally widened his eyes and glanced at the girl with his head cocked. That fair face without any makeup under her orange-red hair, that petite nose, long eyelashes, thin red lips and her large eyes that shimmered like crystals made Kevin momentary forget to breathe.
How beautiful.
Perfect.
Kevin turned around with a daze as he stared at the girl's back.
At this moment, the girl suddenly looked back and looked Kevin in the eye.
This glance felt very, very long for Kevin, as though he had experienced several centuries.
The glance was extremely short, because after that glance, the girl abruptly turned her head and quickening her pace, she left.
Kevin was left dumbfounded as he pulled out his cellphone and pattered on the screen to type a report. As he saw the girl at the corner of his eyes about to round the bend, he hurriedly chased after her.
Kevin carefully hid himself.
A short while later, his cellphone vibrated as Kevin immediately took a look.
Lord God: "Well done. She is secretly happy because of your turning back and your gaze. This happiness might be a little or a lot, but it will overall determine her first impression of you. That is to say, the first impression you left on her is a hazy feeling of 'happiness'."
As though he knew Kevin was in hiding, "Lord God" did not wait for his reply and immediately sent another message.
Lord God: "The look she gave you when turning back should be one of pleasant surprise. This attests to the fact that her first impression of you is not bad, if not, she wouldn't have curiously turned to glance back at you. However, it will be a bit harder to explain why she quickened her pace. There are likely two possibilities. The first possibility is that she was feeling shy after locking eyes with you. The second possibility is that she knows you and has a certain sense of disgust for you. If it's the former, then congratulations. The chances of success are very high. To make such an open chick feel shy means that her affection for you is rather high. If it's the latter, I believe it shouldn't be the latter, right?"
"Lord God" posted a smiley after sending that message.
Following that was another piece of information.
Lord God: "Anyways, the current laying of foundations should be rated at good or above. However, what follows next is most important. Grasp the correct timing. Chase after her and pretend to be trying to catch your breath. Grit your teeth and pretend you are mustering the courage to loudly ask for her name. Remember, you have to ask for her name first."
Lord God: "As long as you give her the illusion of you brushing past her and that cursory glance was love at first sight, and how you had to overcome your shyness and then muster your courage to ask for her name, she would naturally be delighted. Furthermore, with the hazy good first impression you gave her, there is a very high possibility that she will give you her name."
Lord God: "After getting her name, tell her your name quickly. Pretend to muster your courage and look up and into her eyes. Ask her softly, 'Can we be friends? Can we enjoy happiness and sadness together, friends that share their delicacies and interesting matters?'"
Lord God: "if you are lucky, the word 'delicacy' will stealthily disintegrate her hesitation. Then, the exchange of contact will just flow naturally. After you obtain her contact information, definitely do not be aggressive. Smile and walk away. Later on, I will teach you how to accumulate better affection from her through chatting on the Internet."
Lord God: "If your luck isn't good, she would be a bit more wary and not immediately agree. If that is the case, don't linger longer anymore. Say 'sorry, I was being rude'. Then, with a look of slight disappointment, turn and leave. If her heart softens and retains you, that will be the best. If she does not hold you back, that's fine too. I will teach you Plan B when the time comes."
Lord God: "Old friend, it's time to test your acting skills. If she finds your acting too obvious, you will immediately enter hell mode. If you are successful in your acting, subsequent matters would be much easier."
Lord God: "Everything has a difficult start. So all the best, and here’s me wishing you success!"
Lord God finally sent him an emoji with his hands cupped.
As Kevin carefully tailed the girl from the back, he constantly read the information provided by "Lord God". He was feeling shocked and excited.
You are too fucking awesome, my Lord God!
The detailed plan and psychological analysis and even all the possible outcomes were fully analyzed and given the appropriate treatments required. He even promised to follow up.
This was practically help from the Heavens!
Kevin sighed. Back then, he had secretly cursed "Lord God" to not have a dick, and even if he had one, it would only be three centimeters. He even thought that it was best that he was impotent. He was just too insensible.
If he had learned a thing or two from "Lord God", would he have a small harem now?
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Chapter172 Not even given a 'Nice Guy Card'
Kevin began to fantasize for a moment. When he noticed a clothing store in front of him and from the direction in which the girl was walking towards, he immediately understood that the girl was there to buy clothes.
Kevin sensed that he could no longer wait!
Kevin dashed over and just as the girl was about to enter the door, he stood in front of her.
He pretended to be gasping for breath and turned his head and locked eyes with the girl's questioning gaze. Immediately, his face blushed slightly.
Kevin found the girl too cute.
"Can...can you tell me...your name?"
Kevin stamm
ered slightly as he said those words. It was not an act but because he was truly nervous.
The girl frowned and with a subtle cunningness that flashed in her eyes, she softly said, "Mozzie."
Kevin was stunned.
Mozzie?
That is her name?
Where did he hear that from?
The instructions of "Lord God" flashed in Kevin's mind as he hurriedly straightened his thoughts. He mustered his courage and said, "A very cute name...Hello, I'm Kevin."
Kevin heaved a sigh of relief in his heart. He found it surprising that just saying his name needed so much courage.
"Yea, what's the matter?' The girl blinked her eyes and asked curiously.
The cute look was like a fatal blow to Kevin. He immediately blushed and lowered his head, but when he recalled "Lord God"'s words, he clenched his teeth and struggled to muster his courage before looking up. He looked into the girl's eyes and said loudly, "Can we be friends? Can we enjoy happiness and sadness together, friends that share their delicacies and interesting matters?"
Kevin's eyes flickered with genuine desire. He had completed "Lord God"'s instructions without any acting. It was true emotion, which was superior to any acting technique.
Now, it all depended on the girl's response.
Will she nod her head and say yes?
Or would she shake her head and reject him politely?
Or would she just silently walk around him?
"Sorry, I do not like sharing delicacies with others...That's not right. There is a person I'm willing to share half with."
The girl said the first half of the sentence coldly, but after thinking of something, she said the second half of the sentence with a beaming eye smile.
Kevin felt as though he was struck by lightning as he was left petrified on the spot.
The girl ignored Kevin and walked around him, and soon, she entered the clothing store.
Kevin struggled to take a deep breath and immediately took out his cellphone. He began typing at a super fast speed, while his face had an expression of him being too deep for tears. He was like a wronged child complaining to adults for help.
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